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Come in my face, in my hair, Treat me like your little whore, In my ear, in my rear, Till I’m crying out for more, In the car, behind the bar, Up against my bedroom wall, In my bed or in the shed, Till I’m crying out for more.

Till I’m crying for more

Come between my cheeks, on my feet, Treat me like your little whore, On my toes, up my nose, Till I’m crying out for more

Till I’m crying for more And I swear that I won’t tell my mum

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Clint Eastwood announces plans to live forever
Trumpman introduces Trumpmobile
Diddy gets off easy, possibly due to bribing jury
Musk establishes "Porky Pig Party" to combat Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill"
United Nations Secretary General gives up on world peace, World War Three begins
Netanyahu and Khamenei get it on
- Trump joins in for threesome, blows load
- Khamenei fails to follow up after dirty talk, taps out
Elon Musk breaks up with Trump
Trump sends condolences to "Sly Stallone"
Trump celebrates TACO Wednesday by reversing course on long-held campaign promise
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Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, TAWOG, Stranger Things 5, and Spaceballs 2 • Russian Invasion • Gaza War • Trump and Elon's feud.. make up.. no one knows anymore • Animal-related live-action remakes kicking Snow White's ass • Jaws 50th anniversary • Colorado Rockies game replacing Jaws airing • Israel/Iran "peace talks" • Pittsburgh Steelers adding old players way past their prime

Recent deaths: Ariana Grande's Nonna • Canadian team's bid to win the Stanley Cup, again • PF4Eva's headphone cable • Jimmy Swaggart • Diddy's freedom for only 20 years • Michael Madsen • Diogo Jota

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... that Joseph Stalin (Pictured) is the the real Man of Steel?

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?
... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?

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July 6: Man Milk Day

3100 BC – Village idiot starts sucking on a cow's titty; discovers milk.
2300 BC – Chinese religious officers declared that drinking milk is a sin.
1609 – Bohemia is granted freedom of religion. The Bohemians snap their fingers in approval.
1732 – The 'Running of the Bulls' Festival in Pamploma, originally, 'The Drowning of the Animals' Festival, undergoes Major overhaul. PETA established.
1946 – George W. Bush born; record numbers of brain death recorded in America.
1977 – Idiot deems day "Man Milk Day" and proceeds to schedule lame events (Editor advises they read the article "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid")
1978 – Margaret Thatcher blesses the first man to be milked.
1986 – Mike Portnoy founded the band Dream Theater
1988 – Shemales riot near Rio de Janeiro to obtain the rights for selling their milk to earn a living.
1996 – Mike Portnoy travels back in time to found the band Dream Theater
2004 – Man Milk is found to be an excellent source of energy for athletes. Naturally, using it in this fashion is outlawed by the U.N. under pressure by the Gatorade overlords of the universe.
2006 – San Seattle Riot kills 6 Caloringtons

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