User talk:Maniac1075/2
(older complaints here)
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Contest today, August 2nd (U.S. time) or 3rd (civilized world time)[edit source]Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by Dr.Skullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister 16:05 2 8 And VFD page[edit source]I've never whored a VFD page before, but I've done a save on Puddle of shit and dedicated it to you. Thought you'd like that, so I'll tell you at least. Voting on VFD is kind of fun, but the good part is when you pick a page and do a save on it. My puddle of shit is a save of a page under attack, and whomever would attack a puddle of shit has to get their hands dirty. And their clothes. But especially their shoes. Aleister 17:32 2 8
actually, I kinda like some of the lines from the original article.
well, least that shit is here for me to steal later if it does get deleted. Feature it huh? Show me an article I can contribute to that ever gets featured, and i'll show you a cocksucker from Guantanamo Bay! I dunno about the contest, I think i'd suck harder at that sort of thing then any red blooded male with an opportunity to suck the milk from Adele Stephens tits. --
thats my point, I can only seem to manage to dribble out shit about things I have ideas or hatred towards... asking me to do something I have no clue on, not such a good idea... test me right now, pick a random topic, and i'll show you how how bad i suck at it. Sorry to intrude, I just wanted to express my appreciation for your work. Some of it is utterly inspired. Sincerely, thank you. Myocardialinfarction 09:14, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Please don't revert GapeOnThursdays[edit source]We're testing an antivandalism bot. --Andorin Kato 21:36, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
Re: Gynecology[edit source]Now there's an edit. Here I am just fiddling away at bits and pieces of it and trying not to get in the way of any of the jokes, and you come along do an Edward Scissorhands on the bloody thing. A pleasure and honour to be outclassed by you, sir! Myocardialinfarction 16:05, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
Diarrhea[edit source]OK, you've gone too far. I have been sent by the powers that be to ask you to just leave us alone, good god man, just torment the others on this wide-open internet and give us our peace back. Diarrhea, what subject is beyond the scope for you, I ask in desperation????? What level will you not sink to, dig around, and sink even further, with one hand still digging and the other having a stranglehold on the site and taking it with you? Do you not know boundries? Did one or several of your parents not tell you that there are some things not spoken about in polite company? Maybe you will come to some of your senses (I realize that some are already irretrivable) and delete the page in question before a child sees it. We can only hope that you will turn your talents to the light and write about Little Lambs and Buttterflies from now on. Jesus Mary and Oprah, beg their forgiveness. Aleister 19:47 15 8
Hey[edit source]Um, Aleister likes you, so I like you... (unless you do something to screw it up of course). He asked me to look at a few of your stuffs, but I can't right now because I'm busy and junk. But I will try to in the future. Instead I leave you with this joke: A blind man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The bartender looks up from his want ads in the back of his Uncyclopedia Quarterly and asks, "Why did you say 'ouch' when you walked in here?" The Blind man simply replies, "For the joke." ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
Heio[edit source]Nominated you for UGOTM, go vote for yourself, and keep making useless shit.Fudgemobile 00:20, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Hey you cock flavored condom[edit source]That Gobsite vote, you can only vote once per contest. So if you vote for what's his name now that means your vote is taken away from yourself, and you will lose. Ha hah hah eee hee hee, you will lose. Yuckidy yuck yuck, hee hoooo ho ho. Snort. So maybe you'd like to reconsider. Ha heee.Aleister 21:32 31 8 You're winner![edit source]Template's on your page, useless piece of shit. -- Avast me hearties![edit source]
(See also: Forum:Drumming up the IC furor!)
Ole Rag Time Gal[edit source]Life in the fast lane once again, I see. Good page shaping up, you have a corner on some topics here at Uncy. And nice nom at Writer of the Month again, that's three or four noms and soon it will hit the jackpot! Having my period 16:13 3 9
Toxic Avenger, and now Spaceballs. Extraordinary. If you hadn't won potatochopper recently I'd nominate you again for that. Well, so as not to give you a big head, I'll tell you that your mom and I did some verrrryyyyy bad things last night, that's why she was so happy today. Aleister 15:10 10 9
Argh![edit source]Seeing you edit at night is so disheartening! I'm sitting here all by myself waiting to maul vandals with the undo button, but noooooo, you have to come along and make good edits! >_< Love,
VFH[edit source]Some deviate (not me this time) put Ex Box on Vote for Highlights. If you drift over there, check out my whoreish pages UnBooks:Fishing For Children (you may actually like this one) and Ann Coulter. I haven't stopped by for awhile, how goes things? Give my best to your mother (in your dreams). Come and visit my talkpage sometime, someone gave me a big cat! I fear to ask, but what are your latest gems. Aleister 1:15 7 10
I regret to inform you that Ex Box failed at VFH. The end came about an hour ago. Last rites were performed by a passing candystriper, who poked Ex Box in the eye with her candy cane just to make sure. This is a sad day for all of us, but especially for you. Restuvs in peaceivus, Ex Box's VFH nom, we shall remember you and pay you honor and homage. Aleister 11:14 8 10
I came across this pic on my Random page's search, and thought you might like it as something to put on one of your pages on bodily functions. It seems like a good fit, and I'm not totally unsure that may not be you (that was a cool half-sentence, does it mean I think it's you or not? I dunno). Feet pointed South! Aleister 21:20 10 10   -Maniac1075Complain Here 04:14, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
Some more[edit source]More on VFH for your kind consideration. In fact VFH is having a lack of voters and things, I don't know if you wander the site but some people seem to have drifted away, and the hallways are either empty or are filled with new kids. So please check out all the stuff on VFH (but esp. the amazing pages "Disguise" and my joy in life, "UnBooks:My Daddy has Two Yachts". That one is marryable). I don't know if you do travel the site, or have a cave here and people have to come find it. You've hidden your page list in a box that others may not bother to open, so they don't know the fuckload of stuff you've done. A month soon you will be focused on like a laser, December or January for sure, and the few old people that are left and those new kids will be shocked, shocked I tell you, when they realize that this thing lives with us, like Shrek in the forest suddenly emerging. I fear those days, but they will come. They will be days of thunder and fright. I fear them, but have weapons to help store the food and protect the womenfolk. Aleister 1:15 15 10
Upsilon Sigma Sigma October Newsletter[edit source] Ok guys, my bad. I was gone for a long time there. I found some free time recently so I'm hoping to get Upsilon Sigma Sigma started up again along with my other project, UnReviews. At any rate, We're going to keep Weird, the August collaboration open. We're also going to go ahead and open up a November collaboration. The article on the queue that has the most votes is "Blockbuster" so that's the one we're going to do. You can find the collaboration page here. I'm probably going to disappear again because of school in a few weeks, so hopefully we can build up enough momentum here to keep our collaborations going. If you haven't noticed our previous collaborations have been huge hits, all have been featured on the front page. Hopefully "Weird" and "Blockbuster" will too in their own due time. Looking forward to seeing you guys around the frat! P.S. we have a FBotM nomination this month, make sure you go vote! Founder -- Captain Lou[edit source]Your Captain Lou page is on VFD, just wanted to warn you. He looks to you for rescue, and even Cyndi hasn't come by to help him. Since I'm here I'll whore a read for my two topical items on VFH, Cemetery and Calif. Marijuana, but I've come mainly to let you know about the Captain. Haven't seen you edit much lately, did you get that damn job? Quit! Get out of the work force now and start writing again. Worker. I call you worker, and the cursed life that follows that. Come back to the holy ranks of the unemployed. Aleister 18:41 28 10
There is no hope for you, the job has killed your creativity, as it must if you are to survive and eat. But you can try to save your old pages. This is why I come to you, to inform you that Shit Pickle is under attack at VFD, and may sink of its own disgusting weight. I am but a lone voice with his pickle in the dyke, I fear for its demise. Aleister 16:26 8 11
Ho, Ho, Ho, Eat My Shit, Dancing on the ledge[edit source]Hi. Nobody has written you here since a month ago. Fuck that. I'm writing now. Came to whore you like the slut I am to read and hopefully approve Never on Sunday on VFH (you may like this one, a Virgin/Whore take gone to the extreme of the number one Virgin turned into histories favorite whore). But, that important business aside, I must wish you holiday greetings and hopes that this season you don't shit yourself in public, that when you hit the sauce you keep it in your pants this time, and that when I open your mom like a Christmas present right under my yule log I'll think of you and the best holiday you're will be having in years. Ho de ho ho. Aleister 2:14 9 12
Hahahah, it got featured without you, and even your lame attempt at vandalism was caught immediately by an eagle-eyed user. Not only will Christmas knock on your door and throw elves into the path of your car, but this year you are being forced to make your own toys! Do you have a link to that Christmas Santa letter you speak of? And why haven't you voted for "Mike Tyson" on VFH as yet, the page is as Christmasy as a two-dollar whore (about a buck more than I'm used to paying). Plus, why did you hide all of your page in boxes and templates and whatever else you have them tucked away in, can't you at least make a decent extra page where your articles are laid out like a three-dollar whore (they call those callgirls). You can run your things along the side of the page like you do here, I'm just interested in seeing all of your pages in one place so I know what's what and what's not what. Happy Xmas to you and your slaughtered relatives. Aleister 12:06 10 12
Fuck you six or seven times[edit source]Where have you gone? Working? Yech. I didn't come back here for weeks, so if I had seen Letter to Santa I would have VFH nommed it. My fault, yours actually for not coming around and voting more and hanging out with people. Asswipe. You're up for Writer of the Month again, so come back, little Sheba. Aleister 20:42 1 '11
I saw you near my cave, and wrote you a note there, but will put one here too, to see if the sun finds it. Look to Cemetery of the Absurd for what you seek. There be things a'plenty there. Aye. Aleister 11:36 10-2-'11
There are two maniacs[edit source]As there are two maniacs, we shall have an editing war. --
Ha ha ha, no one's talked to you in almost a month, what are you, a leper?[edit source]A leper. Could be worse, You might be a leper with things like claws growing out of your back which grab your shirt when you try to put it on and rip it to shreds. So you can never wear a shirt. That's how it could be worse. Since anyone has talked to you lots of things have happened. For one I stole your popcorn image and put it right on my user page, and when people praise its creativity I say "Thank you" and get laid. Another thing is you look like you might win the Writer of the Month this month, and it's about fucking time. The morons lurking around here have either never read your stuff or they can't read and like the pretty pictures instead. But five of us morons learned how to sign our names and have signed them on your nomination for writer of the month. Five isn't a lot, and they might have all been drunk and thought they were voting for Carly Simon for all I know, but a vote is a vote. So if this trend continues you can dust off a place on your electronic shelf for the electronic representation of the writer of the month award, but the voting still has 21 days to go and so I am confident people will come to their senses and vote for some noob or something. Aleister 13:00 10-3-'11
Now down to business... me as writer of the month?? Well, that would certainly fuck up my goal to never write a damn thing thats worth a shit... but the real question still remains... WHAT THE FUCK????? ARE YAS NUTS?????????? -- |
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Seeing as no one will respond to me[edit source]
I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --
15:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Congratulations[edit source]
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Writer of the Month March 2011 |
--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 00:31, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
Congratulations too![edit source]
This is the best news all day. Congrats, well deserved, well earned, and your Godhood has been affirmed. No joking around, this is a great award for a great writer and uncy editor. Aleister 1:27 1-4-'11
- How the fucked this happen? It mustve been a cold day in my mothers undies again, or everyone else on this site packed up and left? Either way, my 10th grade English teacher told me I would never amount to anything in life, and now that I have this award, it just goes to prove... the bitch was right :S--
-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
- How the fucked this happen? It mustve been a cold day in my mothers undies again, or everyone else on this site packed up and left? Either way, my 10th grade English teacher told me I would never amount to anything in life, and now that I have this award, it just goes to prove... the bitch was right :S--
Much Thanks for making Padmé[edit source]
Jeez, nobody writes you, you're like a hermit with AIDS and leprosy, sores running and arms out to embrace anyone who comes near[edit source]
Hi, and I hope all goes well. Some asswipes organized a wholesale destruction of articles recently, and they huffed 12 of years. Please ask for all of them back on the site, every one!! You should have had no articles huffed in that holocaust. "SAVE THE MANIAC DOZEN" is my battlecry. Aleister 15:45 20something-8-'11
Some of those where pretty crap tho. I'll re-write the ones I wanted to save and do them even betterly (a new word I just invented).---Maniac1075Complain Here 10:16, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks for the blowjob last night. It was wunnerfull. Flowers are being sent as I type. I think I'm in love. Sigh. Mumble. */writes AIC & M1075 in school notebook over and over* Aleister 16:40 7-10'11
Hey, man[edit source]
I don't know if you come around anymore. Happy new year and all that. I just nominated your Cheech & Chong article for feature, so if you have a minute maybe go there and vote for it. Or against it. Are you writing much anymore, or did you get parole? Aleister 19:30 20-1-'12
- Yeah I'm around somewhere. I haven't had much to say, I think I vented all my anger, wrote every stupid idea my mind can come up with, and kicked enough midgets in the nuts to start a forest fire. I don't do new years wishes, it's just a time for everyone to say "congratulation, you made another trip around the sun without dying. I think it's overrated. I think it's better for people to say "good luck getting laid", so I wish you all the best in getting your dickie-bird wet, and may your orgasms be delightful. ---Maniac1075Complain Here 07:36, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
- Yeah I'm around somewhere. I haven't had much to say, I think I vented all my anger, wrote every stupid idea my mind can come up with, and kicked enough midgets in the nuts to start a forest fire. I don't do new years wishes, it's just a time for everyone to say "congratulation, you made another trip around the sun without dying. I think it's overrated. I think it's better for people to say "good luck getting laid", so I wish you all the best in getting your dickie-bird wet, and may your orgasms be delightful. --
P.S: Oh I almost forgot. I did do something. On my beavis and buttbreath page, I did an audio for the page using my own crappy impersonations of them.
- Your Cheech and Chong page is doing very well on VFH, lots of votes and it should probably be featured soon. When it is on the front page I will smoke a nice one in honor of the boys (who I thought set up a horrible stereotype, but, hey). Congrats. Aleister 21:11 Chink New Yer 2012
- Awesome! I'll celebrate in my hardcore way by opening a nice box of cookies and downing it down with some hard-ass Koolaid.---Maniac1075Complain Here 23:25, January 23, 2012 (UTC)
- Well, stock up. Your feature is the next one up on the que, so at 00:00 on the 26th it will grace the main page of this godfors'kin site. That's later today, since it's already 5:00, only 19 hours to go. God speed John Glenn. Aleister 4:57 25-1-'12
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
- I'd like to thank all those who wrote articles that weren't as good as mine at this present time, without you guys, this could never have been done! ---Maniac1075Complain Here 09:50, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
- While I haven't read C&C yet, my patriotism makes me despair that on Australia Day we won't have an Australian themed article. If only there was an article only a few votes off a feature... Pup 11:04 25 Jan '12
- I'd like to thank all those who wrote articles that weren't as good as mine at this present time, without you guys, this could never have been done! --
Your feature should have got you laid by now[edit source]
At least once. Am I missing something or haven't you mainspaced your Diary of a Madman? You may have and I haven't looked, I just ran across your Insanity page in user space and that's what it was. When it is mainspaced it should be an UnBooks, that's how these weirdos do it here. We, that is your mom and I, discussed it over the kitchen table last night, think it would be fitting to get you into the Hall of Shame, for what is the hall of shame without you in it? Something, but not that. And Diary looks like a good choice for a feature (haven't proofread it, is it polished like a diamond? Like a faux diamond at least, one of those QVC ones?). What else looks good? Lots of them, in my opinion, and many of your should have been featured already, but you need at least two more, so...... Aleister 00:35 29-1-'12
- I'm shocked at my mom, I didn't know she had that good a taste for dinner guests. Diary of a Madman was set to a main page called "this pages comments page is better then the main page" but it was huffed. It may be better as you said, as a book page. Also, I should probably add more references to Alfred E Newman? ---Maniac1075Complain Here 20:49, January 29, 2012 (UTC)
- Nothing about your mom shocks me anymore. Ah, the nights, and the days for that matter. Yes, Diary of a Madman should be UnBooks:Diary of a Madman. It is a diary, for Zeus's sake. I like it a lot, and lol lol when I look at it, but it's hard to tell what people here like or not like when VFH is concerned. Alfred Newman is so 2005 man, or 1975, or maybe 2025. I went thru lots of your pages seeing what was featurable, and lollol. You are one funny guy, and people who miss it are lacking a part of the humour bone which sticks into a weird universe of humour. I'll have to look at the talk page of the Madman page, haven't looked at it. Gleep. Al 12:18 30-1-'12
- p.s. there is no talk page on Insanity! Where'd it go?
- It was on the main page when it was on the site, it was huffed, now the page is just in my area.---Maniac1075Complain Here 06:55, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
- By main page do you mean it was featured and then someone saw it featured and said, "WTF, I have to huff this" or do you mean it was on recent written articles? Anyway, I'd say all you'd have to do is ask an admin for the talk page back, move the whole thing to "UnBooks:Diary of a Madman" and put it up again, and that way it's a book and not an encyclopedic article, and all is well. I haven't read it word for word but the parts I've read and skimmed and looked at make me lol. I don't know if you know, but lots of huffing went on here for months (look at the list of people Wilt Chamberlin had sex with in your Wilt article, lots of red links) so a few of your pages bit the dust when the dust storm hit. I linked Wonder Shozam into one of my pages yesterday. Aleister 10:19 the day after 30-1-'12
- No it was never featured. I mean I created the page "this pages comments look better then the main page" which had next to nothing on it but a few words and a pic saying something about the page was really crap... then in the Discussion page of that page, I put the "Diary of a madman" in there. But I guess some people didn't like it, get it, or never realized it was in there. Everything that was in it, is still in the DOAM page, just not the front page crap, it was huffed. ---Maniac1075Complain Here 02:35, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
- I don't know what you're talking about. You must be on those red ones again. Anyway, ask an admin for the whole thing back, or if all you want is the Diary of a Madman, unname it "UnBooks:Diary of a Madman" and put it back on main space (it would survive, I'm pretty sure, as an UnBook) and then we all can lol at it like I do. Those pics are among the best on the site, imnho. This I say (red ones kicking in, whoooooooooo, monkeys!!!! They dance, and say my name, and then....and then.....stop! Kill the dolphin later, monkey, not in front of me AGAIN!!!! /no escape, they walk on two legs, sometimes three, they keep coming, oh blowmejesus here they come again!!! Sincerely, Aleister 2:45 1-2-'12
- What I am saying was, I put it on the main space under the title page "This pages discussion page is better then the main page" and the main page had little crappy looking content. When you clicked "discussion" thats where you read the "Diary of a madman". Anyway, it's done now. Click this to check if your balls are up to standard size, weight & taste for my moms delight---Maniac1075Complain Here 03:10, February 1, 2012 (UTC)
- Why would you do something like that? Putting up a huffed article, hiding it under a false name and then even directing people to it? Have you no shame? I'm almost at the point of something and will read it on the morrow. Yay Diary of a Madman! Aleister 3:18 1-2-'12
- What I am saying was, I put it on the main space under the title page "This pages discussion page is better then the main page" and the main page had little crappy looking content. When you clicked "discussion" thats where you read the "Diary of a madman". Anyway, it's done now. Click this to check if your balls are up to standard size, weight & taste for my moms delight--
- I don't know what you're talking about. You must be on those red ones again. Anyway, ask an admin for the whole thing back, or if all you want is the Diary of a Madman, unname it "UnBooks:Diary of a Madman" and put it back on main space (it would survive, I'm pretty sure, as an UnBook) and then we all can lol at it like I do. Those pics are among the best on the site, imnho. This I say (red ones kicking in, whoooooooooo, monkeys!!!! They dance, and say my name, and then....and then.....stop! Kill the dolphin later, monkey, not in front of me AGAIN!!!! /no escape, they walk on two legs, sometimes three, they keep coming, oh blowmejesus here they come again!!! Sincerely, Aleister 2:45 1-2-'12
- No it was never featured. I mean I created the page "this pages comments look better then the main page" which had next to nothing on it but a few words and a pic saying something about the page was really crap... then in the Discussion page of that page, I put the "Diary of a madman" in there. But I guess some people didn't like it, get it, or never realized it was in there. Everything that was in it, is still in the DOAM page, just not the front page crap, it was huffed. --
- By main page do you mean it was featured and then someone saw it featured and said, "WTF, I have to huff this" or do you mean it was on recent written articles? Anyway, I'd say all you'd have to do is ask an admin for the talk page back, move the whole thing to "UnBooks:Diary of a Madman" and put it up again, and that way it's a book and not an encyclopedic article, and all is well. I haven't read it word for word but the parts I've read and skimmed and looked at make me lol. I don't know if you know, but lots of huffing went on here for months (look at the list of people Wilt Chamberlin had sex with in your Wilt article, lots of red links) so a few of your pages bit the dust when the dust storm hit. I linked Wonder Shozam into one of my pages yesterday. Aleister 10:19 the day after 30-1-'12
- It was on the main page when it was on the site, it was huffed, now the page is just in my area.--
- p.s. there is no talk page on Insanity! Where'd it go?
- Nothing about your mom shocks me anymore. Ah, the nights, and the days for that matter. Yes, Diary of a Madman should be UnBooks:Diary of a Madman. It is a diary, for Zeus's sake. I like it a lot, and lol lol when I look at it, but it's hard to tell what people here like or not like when VFH is concerned. Alfred Newman is so 2005 man, or 1975, or maybe 2025. I went thru lots of your pages seeing what was featurable, and lollol. You are one funny guy, and people who miss it are lacking a part of the humour bone which sticks into a weird universe of humour. I'll have to look at the talk page of the Madman page, haven't looked at it. Gleep. Al 12:18 30-1-'12
- I'm shocked at my mom, I didn't know she had that good a taste for dinner guests. Diary of a Madman was set to a main page called "this pages comments page is better then the main page" but it was huffed. It may be better as you said, as a book page. Also, I should probably add more references to Alfred E Newman? --
This is one you're going to like[edit source]
Look at this, you've been nominated for Perv of the month! You just have a few losers to beat down for the prize. It's not only your lucky day, but the day itself has squirmed just right to find a foothold. Congrats! Aleister 00:11 12-2-'12
- And here's more I thought you'd like. Check out this picture, I came across it today looking for a pic, and its perfection is spot on. It wasn't categorized, so I've never come across it before (I've thrown a few categories on). Taking something like shit, (whoa, I just thought of a whole page in the poop throwing monkey series) to its limits. Thought I'd turn you on to it. If shit was accepted in the Louvre this would be hanging next to Mona. Al 00:40 19-2-'12
- Gives new meaning to the "21 gun salute" ---Maniac1075Complain Here 04:35, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
- Not to mention lock and load. Pup 05:23 19 Feb '12
- Gives new meaning to the "21 gun salute" --
I've been busy as a bee chased by a rattlesnake. I'll look at your pages tomorrow, or the next week, and upon a quick glance of Deal or no deal I scanned the link to Howdy Doody and laughed. A good sign, as I only laugh at my own image in the mirror and nothing else. Good to see you around again. Al 4:16 22-2-'12