Writer of the Month March 2011
My year 12 teacher told me just before I dropped out of school that I would never amount to anything... now that I have this award, she's still right!
Useless Gobshite of the Month August 2010
“I'd like to thank George Carlin for this award. Even tho he never knew me, or was even aware of my existence, I forgive him for that.”
Potatochopper of the Month April 2010
“I accept this award on behalf of all those teachers back in high school who said I would never achieve anything in life. So suck on this!
I DID IT ADRIANNNNNNNN”
I'm actually proud of this one, so my year 12 teacher can go fuck herself now!
Perv of the Month March 2012
And a shitload of these things: