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The First Listed set of complaints against Maniac1075, may increase in value

Bam Bam Bigelow

Hey Maniac,

Fantastic job on Bam Bam Bigelow. Not too many people write wrestling articles on Uncyclopedia, aside from Randy Orton vandalism, and I'm glad to see someone took it on. If you're interested, there's a wrestling section at Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. A lot of these written in-character (e.g. The Iron Sheik) would be comedy gold. I'm surprised no one's dropped a line at the good folks of Wrestlecrap yet... MadMax 12:08, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Maniac1075 14:46, October 18, 2009 (UTC) thanks, just finished one for Jake The Snake Roberts and Shawn Micheal's (wasn't listed, but i was surprised no ones done one)

Bret Hart

--Maniac1075 21:03, October 20, 2009 (UTC) I'm not really happy with the way my Bret Hart page came out, if someone thinks they could add more to it to make it funnier, go right ahead and have a go. Also I couldn't think of anything to write on comments to the pictures posted on there. So feel free to add what you want to that page.

Do I spy me a stowaway?

Ahoy! Me thinks me sees a stowaway who snuck aboard Imperial Colonization and edited Transformers without joining the crew. Wants to walk the plank and swim with the sharks? No? Then fear not. Simply go to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and apply for the crew where it says "Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests)." Otherwise, I'm a thinking you might be shark bait. ARRR! Buccaneer WHY??? 07:39, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

- All I did was add a link to Faggatron in the related articles --Maniac1075 07:47, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

I runs me a pirate ship. You step on deck, you're either a captive or a member of the crew. (Seriously, I sent that message to everyone who edited but hadn't yet applied. My motive here is to encourage people who've show an interest to get involved.) Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:00, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

I see, I just made a page I linked to, I don't really think i'd have anything to contribute to the Transformers other then that --Maniac1075 08:06, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

The IC is actually finished with that article, but will be beginning work on another one after we vote on what it will be. If you're interested, you're welcome to apply. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:37, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

i appreciate the offer, but I don't really have anything to contribute to transformers. I'm pretty much bone dry on ideas for anything right now! --Maniac1075 10:18, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Understood. But as I said above, we're done with Transformers, and will soon be voting on what to do next. But do as you will! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:16, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I see what it is, sure I'll come aboard, captain! --Maniac1075 19:12, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

This is slightly out of date (Creationism just got featured!), but the rest is more-or-less current. Welcome aboard! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  09:07, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

About your Batman edits

They will have no effect. If you'll check the links above (and read the note at the top of the Batman article), you'll see we're editing it in Imperial Colonization space. The Batman article as it exists when we're finished will be moved into history. If you want to help out, enter IC space. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:04, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:08, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

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Sorry this has nothing to do with dills or defecation

About your edit here. Does that make it less likely for people to accidentally change my template when they're trying to post a response? If so, thanks (even though you did technically invade my user space, if you fixed the problem I caused I really appreciate it). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:22, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

huh? I don't know what your talking about? --Maniac1075 16:26, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Click on here listed above, and see the edit you made. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:00, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

The moving it up spaces? I don't know why it's saying I did it, It wasnt me. Must be a error on the sites part.--Maniac1075 17:03, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

My guess is you attempted to make an edit on your talk page, and ended up editing the template. I'll take the blame for that--I've since been told how to set it up to avoid that problem. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:44, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Okay, no worries.--Maniac1075 01:09, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Hulk Hogan

Wow! I went over the pages past history, and saw where it was when you took it over (a useless pile of words) and then where you took it in bursts of what had to be creative energy storms. I haven't read it word for word, and look forward to doing that after the pee review process is over, but on a glance you seem to have prepared a near masterpiece worthy of the Hulkster himself. An epic work so far, congratulations! Aleister in Chains 20:02 13 4 mmx

Your review is done, bro. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Hulk Hogan --Matfen 21:54, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Lol wut? Really? Those factoids just blew my mind open. This doesn't really change my verdict, but thanks for educating me, anyway. --Matfen 22:14, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

thanks for reviewing it matfen and being honest. I have a tiny suspicion you may not be a wrestling fan, or have been a Hulkamaniac yourself? Which is probably where some of the attempted humor I put into the article may not have made much sense. Most of what I have written about is actually loosely based on the career of Hulk Hogan and following the timeline from the beginning to present with not a lot actually just made up with no factual support of some variation or another behind it. Pretty much just the beginning and future of Hogan is purely fictional, the rest is parody of what his career actually has been. The structure I put on it is seen in the index itself, you can see what is listed under WWF career, then stops to when in 1993 he decided to retire and become an actor full time, then back to wrestling back and forth between acting and wrestling. I did at one stage seperate the whole wrestling career and movie career into two sections, but thought it was a better idea to just add what happened between 1993 and when he returned to wrestling and doing the same thing between his later days at the end of WCW till he reached the WWE. So it is actually following an accurate timeline. Oh, and the opening quotes, I put too many there because the index is so long, I didn't like the look of just blank space and using a full TOC looked like a jumbled mess. So I added a lot of quotes to fill it in to make it look a little better then just a big blotch of white nothing. However if there is more options to use then just TOCfull/left/right I would really appreciate if you could help me out on that, I know I have seen some other articles use various ways of displaying the index, but I was unable to retrace my steps to where I once saw those a long time ago to check out what coding was used to make them. But anyway, I do respect your opinions and thank you for your honesty. --Maniac1075 22:30, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry for the late reply (I'm a lazy bastard). Yeah, you're right, I'm not a big wrestling fan, mostly because growing up I never had the TV channels to watch it on. The closest I got was Smackdown every saturday morning at my mate's house, back before those animal-lovers reclaimed the WWF trademark. I think when I stopped watching, Hulk Hogan was pretending to be Mr. America. So yeah, based upon that and seeing Hogan in one of those Three Ninjas movies, I have very little to make a frame of reference. I'll give how to introduce the article a bit of thought for now, and probably soon, once some creativity strikes, I'll try something out. Peace. --Matfen 16:46, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

I never actually witnessed the transition between WWF to WWE myself, I lost all interest in wrestling when i started doing it around 2000 and have only watched an occasional match here and there since. Kinda surprised myself just how much crap I still know about wrestling to poke fun at it on this site being that I'm not even into it anymore. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 01:32, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Cookies

Paizuri has awarded you a cookie! For making a shitload of requested articles and doing a great job each time

Paizuri has awarded you a cookie! Because you deserve another one

Paizuri has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You're amazing! Keep up the great work. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:55, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I wouldn't say I'm amazing, I'm just one man trying to make a difference, without a really cool talking car.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 23:05, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum

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Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

An appeal to national pride

As a fellow Australian, you must also understand the risk that we face here having the Imperial Colonisation having so much of an influence from those damned Yankees. I'd love to see you having a strong input into our latest colonisation on Science fiction. Keep up the good work, and 'grats on the nom for WotM. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 07:45, May 4 2010 UTC

I'll input something to the colony once I have an idea for one of the subjects. Right now, nothing comes to mind for Science Fiction.... only that joke Stephen Wright tells... which escapes my mind what it was, so it couldn't have been that good. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 08:11, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

At random

Just to take one of your many pages at random, Married. . .With Childre, this could easily be featured if, and only if, you let someone edit it for spelling, grammar, and brief edits for "making sense" and stuff. Your writing and photochopping are your strong points, your spelling and minor glitches are your weak points, and this is what friends on the site are for! I'd be happy to edit sweep a few of your pages, Commandore Puppy would probably be happy to do so, HELPME is a very good friend-of-the-site. In short, your greatness has finally been recognized, yay----and now you have the cut-men to come in and patch up the minor abrasions. And congrats on being nommed for Writer of The Month by the Grand Pubaa Himself (do you know how fuckin' rare that is?) Aleister unchained 11:07 4 5 MmX

I know my spelling and vocabulary isn't great, I only have a small dictionary. Sure man, go for it! ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 11:51, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

I've heard you have small other stuff besides a dictionary, but I won't go there until I know you better. Thanks, will do, but later, must sign off now and have a life for awhile. I'll work on Married. . .With Children later on. Cheers and salutations, and have a drink on me. Al sans chains 12:01 4 5 MMX

dont pick on my small penis, you wouldn't pick on a cripple? A small dick is like a disability, man! :P ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:09, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry. I've heard that Al has a huge dic... tionary. He boasts of it often in his amazingly high soprano voice. But yeah, your work is good, but not quite there yet. And it was a hard choice between yourself and Mooshy as WotM. My reasons for voting the way I did I've already mentioned, but with a little nudging I think you're close to FA territory on a few pieces. I have to do something IC related tomorrow, but I'll have a look through your body of work and see what I can suggest. In the meantime, UN:PROOF is your friend - use it. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 12:43, May 4 2010 UTC

Cool, thanks! ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 13:36, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Paris Hilton UnNews

About your UnNews article, UnNews:Paris Hilton gets girlfriends pregnant: aside from changing the title to UnNews standards, I'm not sure what to do with it. Some of the bad grammar is endearing (to me, at least), but the logical flow isn't very... logical. Are some of the "mistakes" intentional? If so, please enlighten me. It has potential to be better. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:36, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

not really, my grammar just sucks, everyone complains about it!---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:40, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

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PLEASE FIX YOUR SIG ASAP!

I'm going to try fixing it because it's making everything that comes after your sig black. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:45, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

I'm really sorry for messing with your sig, but everything that comes after it is changing to black. As things are still black after I changed it, apparently the problem isn't just your sig but your settings. I changed the settings for this post so you could read it but of course I can't change the setting for your signature. I suspect in my preferences at the top of your screen you need to change it to

{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Maniac1075/sig}}

Please do this ASAP as it's screwing up pages everywhere you signed after the settings got changed (at least that's my suspicion). Thanks.

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:01, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Should be a little better. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:58, Jun 3 2010 UTC

ok, is it better now? ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 07:39, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Still need to change your sig preferences as per Why?'s note above. Once that is done then after you save a page then the code you should see should just be {{User:Maniac1075/sig}} - where you've signed in the past will need to be fixed though, as the code is spilling out. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 08:46, Jun 3 2010 UTC

wait, he said change it to (({SUBST:nosubst|User:Maniac1075/sig}} and you said, {{User:Maniac1075/sig}}... it's currently showing the first one? is that right? If not, i'll just delete the sig all together. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 08:51, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

What he said. I just did the tl so it looked right Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:06, Jun 3 2010 UTC

ah ok, well thats done, is the sig working ok now? ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 10:03, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

perfect Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 10:22, Jun 3 2010 UTC

Yeah, cool and stuff. Glad you got it worked out.

And by the way, I was letting you know what needed to be changed in "my preferences." Puppy was letting you know how the code for your signature should appear on pages you sign after you made that change. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:19, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Another thing about your sig: It's too tall. Make it less tall, please. As per UN:SIG, no more than 12px high, or the world will end (probably). Seriously. --UU - natter 13:11, Jun 7

Your many good pages

Hey Joe, whatdayaknow. If I had the time I'd mug an editor at the Onion. lock them in a room, and have them edit your articles for grammar and spelling and other things. The next best thing, would you mind if we (you, I, and others) try to round up eight or so people to take two of your pages apiece to edit sweep? You, as you know, have some of the best "undiscovered" pages here, and all they need is polish and spit. You'd have to pick your best pages, no normal ADD afflicted human being could read all of yours, and maybe onnly two or so of the wrestling ones (although you could kidnap an editor from Wrestling Magazine or whatever they promote the honored sport with). Anyway, an idea, not because you're a cool and nice guy, that's a side befefit, but because your best pages add lots of value to this site and when I buy it I want to turn around and sell pieces of it to our competitors. Aleister 10:21 16 6 MMX

So you want me to pick my own greatest hits to be an editors nightmare? Hmmm... this requires me looking at each of them again *shudder*

ok... after lookin at most of them... HOLEY SHIT!!! i've done some really CRAP articles too!!!

non-wrestling favs... this one, but it got huffed User:Maniac1075/Shit_Pickle

• AC/DC Articles... not AC/DC itself, just each of the members.. tho Angus Young could do with some additional work added to it]]
• Back to the Future
• Debbie Does Dallas
• Maniac Cop
• Married...with Children
• Gynecologist (just cause im a sick bastard and will make you read it now)
• Faggatron
• Otto & George

wrestling ones

• Bam Bam Bigelow
• Hulk Hogan (but seemed to go over other peoples heads)
• Jake Roberts
• The Undertaker

---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 10:54, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Nice list, and I will read many of them. I once started to edit Married with Children, got about half way done before my hospitalization because of my suicide attempt. If it's ok with you I'll continue with that one and Debbie Does Dallas. Won't read them now, but I did read the Pickle thing. Why was it huffed? Seems like a funny page, and you spelled everything right! (both words!) And how long ago did that happen? Anyways, I have to go rescue some of those oiled birds now, gotta eat. Aleister 11:09 16 6 MMX

stick in their, dude. I've been in that situation before, and I can tell you that things will get better. Yeah, do what you wish with any article of mine, they probably all could do with edits somewhere, and anything anyone wants to add to them, go for it... most registered users add something decent to articles, just the unregistered ones I usually undo.

Shit Pickle was huffed by KillerFroggy about 2 days after it was made in March, just leaving the comment (doody)... so it's either shit, or KillerFroggy has no idea who Shit Pickle is, and that that IS all Shitpickle ever says, so it may have just looked like something silly that looked like someone was just fuckin' around... which I pretty much did, I think I spent 10 mins on that article, which is 3 more mins then any other! :D

---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 20:46, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

No, wait, KillerFroggy huffed the article by himself, a big one like that. Nah, you need to get that mainspaced again, imnho, especially if you like it as one of your favorites. We need to find out about how to get pages unhuffed, as I know of several which need to be mainspaced again (there's the User:Ratmaster/Non-Huffable Kitten page that had no right, again imnho, to be huffed). I don't know if you were playing along, but my suicide comment was about editing your Married with Children page (that it drove me to a suicide attempt), just a joke. Not a real life thingy. And you have other pages I'd love to see proofread, I'll list those soon. Now, please have a look at Funnybony's and my Tantra page, and if you like it, vote on VFH for it. You see, long- time-user first time caller, the really cool kids here hang around the VFH page (and the VFD page too, let alone the VFG page which is for the ultra-cool kids). Get to all three and you'll be one of the cool kids too, because you are one of our best writers and more of the cool kids should get to know that. Tantra is a good place to start (hee hee). Will find the name of that kitten page and come back. Aleister 00:14 17 6 mmx

I know it was a joke, I had to read my pages again last night, so I felt your pain and was giving you my condolences. I can only try to put it back on the main article, and see if sticks... like that phrase, "if you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it's bound to stick" so lets try round 2. I'll check out these VH1 specials you are telling me about, but if I see Lady Gaga on their doing any unplugged numbers, I will seek you out for revenge! ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 00:26, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

re-posted it to Shit Pickle... I thought about adding a "proofread" as a joke, but seeing another word on their would just demote the use of the English language.

I don't know if just putting it back works or not, or if that will get you banned for ten-years at hard labor. The stuff I mean, of course, are the Votes for Highlight, on the navagation stuff on the left there (but you know that one), the VFD page (just put VFD in the search box) and Votes for Good page (just search VFG). Those, the forums, and the talk pages are the fun playgrounds here. I call dibs on the second swing from the left. . .Aleister 1:18 17 6 MMX

yeah, i've passed through those sections before... sometimes I read an article and just have no opinion at all on them, so I don't vote ney or yey... and sometimes I see a crappy article and try to add something to it if I can think of anything... unless I feel strongly about saying something about it, I just keep to the shadows. But I am perving watching.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 01:40, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Cool, I'm glad you're lurking. Thank you for the Tantra vote. In seriousness, the page is meant as a very real page for people interested in the subject, or in sex and/or consciousness in general. One more, just one more, have you read HowTo:Reinvent the wheel yet? It's one I really love, and its floundered on VFH for a long time and just picked up a little steam in the last few days. If you love it like you love your dear old ma, please give it a vote, but if you hate it like you hate your drunken father who beats you repeatedly (a man does need a hobby) vote against it--and lastly, if you are indifferent, please suggest changes instead, I'd enjoy your advice. Now I've got to go get myself someone to tantra!! Geese! Aleister 2:48 17 6 MMX

p.s. lol, I just watched some of the Shit Pickle vids. I think you're page is rescued just because it has a basis for existing based on the vids, and can't be seen as just a vandal writing shit all over the place.

Hulk Hogan

Check out Roman's user page, unless he's changed it some good Hulkster stuff. Aleister 10:56 18 6 MMX

cool, but those pics are already on the Hulk Hoganpage.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 11:51, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

I sincerely apologize

I can't believe I booked reviewing Married With Children and then dropped it. I'm very sorry about that and I don't even have a good reason--some things came up and I simply forgot. If no one does a review in the next three or four days, I'll sincerely try to get to it. Again, I apologize. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:52, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

its ok, all can be forgiven if you just drop a 20 dollar donation to may PayScam account.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 06:29, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight

I've started to edit Debbie doing Detroit, but had to throw up a couple of times and stopped until the nausea passed. That was a couple of days ago, but it seems to be clearing up and I'll get back to it. In the meantime...

Is it the Irene Ryan thing? I think she was a babe! ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:12, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Nice legs too. Ya, I noticed that The Beverly Hillbillies and some of your other gteat pages weren't on your above list. The Dead Kennedys, many others belong on it imnho. All to be proofread. I know some of the pee advice you are going to get on Married With Children will be to cut it by a third, to just take a shiv and remove entire sections (like Dexter when he's peeved off). Debbie may need some of that too. But long is good too (John Holmes agreed, before he was shivved himself). It's a long and winding road. Al 12:36 23 6 MMX

well, if it's short articles they want, then lets try and get permission to make a new John Cena page User:Maniac1075/John_Cena... it's short, it's straight to the point, but may contain too many facts. But I think it's "Feature" worthy ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:49, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

You mean you did an article about the fuckin' faggot? Did that one get huffed too? Who would huff it but a fuckin' faggot. Al "dizzy from Debbie editing, can't go one, I'll do another page but can't go on" Chains a few minutes down-the-road

no one huffed it, it's a locked page, so i cant even offer it to be huffed :( ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 13:20, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

No it's not, I put in two categories for your opinion (we need a category named "Faggot" though, as gay doesn't really fit your page), and the move button works (I didn't move it, just see if it worked). So you are either a Liar Liar, pants on fire, or a Faggot, Faggot, pants on fire, or a "I thought it was locked!" "I thought it was locked!", pants on fire. In all options, your pants are on fire. Ghosts in the machine later that same day, pants on fire

John Cena isnt locked? It is to me.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 05:59, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I see what you mean. I've never run across that before here, is Skullthumper refering to you as the constant vandal? Why don't you ask Mordillo to unlock it for you, after he takes a look at your article. I found it funny, just for it's overemphasis, but maybe Skull and others thought it was too Ed or something. I want to get back to your pages too, and for sure will do much proofing of them, if it's okay with you, during those conservation weeks coming up soon. I'm interested in how this John Cena thing turns out. That fucking faggot. Aleister 11:27 25 6 MMX

nope, not me who vandalized it, if I vandalize something, i leave a white glove behind. Yeah, do what ya want with anything ive done. and who is Skullthumper? ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 11:36, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

This guy is Skull, he's an admin and the one who locked the page in 2008 sometime. Maybe you can ask him to look at your page and see if it passes muster in the admin universe he occupies, but asking Mordillo would work too, at least in getting an Olympian ruling on the reopening of the page. And when I proof your things I'll be careful to use kid gloves, not white gloves, but bloody kid gloves. Have you seen the Fast Animals Slow Children page? Pretty funny. Aleister 11:58 same day

Not bad, but I was a little sick of the joke by the middle... maybe you can help me now, I'm out of 5 more ideas for this * Top10bestcheats ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 15:16, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

No, and you know why? It's a fantastic page (again) and ideas will come to you, and the page should be yours. You don't have to do all of your pages in a day, two, or 10, I've polished some of mine for months. So what will emerge for your page for numbers 2-5 will be a-maz-ing, no doubt. (well, ok, a couple of ideas later in this ramble) I will help with proofing it when it's done. The Fast animals page seems to be farily new, and I guess I just jumped in and started fixing it up and then editing it, so I wrote the creator and asked him if I could do a nom thing for it. ("We" i.e. the site, have to get many of your pages featured at some point soon. At a miniumum you need three features so we can honor you in the Hall of Shame, or Same, or Sam or something. This must be done!!! (Ok, I'll think up one idea, thinking, thinking, one video trick can be one "that only one person has ever found" and that's a hidden space beneath the game console itself where another videoscreen is hidden which controls the action beneath the castle, or something. Expanding the perimeters of the screen into the real world would be another back door. Anyways, yeah. Geese. Aleister 18:06 25 6 MMX

I'm convinced I need to sleep sometime this week, I have no idea what you just said about the castle thing.. if one of my articles gets featured, or 3, so be it, i'm not worried about it tho, im just in it for the money, euhhh, fun, i mean, boredom... and fun... when do I get paid? ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 21:28, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Worse, and poems

Ha! Look at number 64 on Worst 100 Reflections on 2010. Hee hee. And my whoring self, would you please read and judge the piece of filth poem on VFH which, in short, says Fuck BP and love Ma Nature (although I often fuck ma nature too). And by castle I mean a control panel under the game itself controls the action of a dungeon level of a castle featured in the game. Ha! And featured pages just mean that more people get to read them and appreciate or hate your work, and you, of all users, must be featured, the Goddess of Humour and Ill-conceived universes demands it. Ha! Twanks Aleister locked under the castle 11:44 27 6 MMX

funeekio ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:25, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Ha! Mucho twanks. I just popped the poem's yousetube vid onto the top of my user page. Oh, and I must now go and make The Signal the offical longest page on Uncy. All in a day's work. Aleister 12:32 27 6 mmx

longest page you say? ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:37, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

I actually read that last week, one of your best I'd say, mad I tell ya, mad. Your Hulk Hogan page is actually among the longest, or most dense in bytes, or however they measure it. Hulk would be proud if he wasn't so drunk. Al few minutes later

Trust Hulk to hog the spotlight ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:47, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

P.S: Is the Micheal Jackson thing funny, or just a done to death joke? ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:50, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, I didn't laugh. I actually cried, missing Michael and all my childhood memories (of being in his bedroom, as a child, although I've blocked out most of them). Michael is now a meme a Chuck Norris meme, and has sunk under the weight of memeism. Then again, a video game where he does nothing but moonwalk backwards through various scenes and scenery may be funny, or may no be funny. Meme. Meme minutes advance

Actually it's pretty clever, just went on a little too long. Maybe end it at "20 points per kid." Al

cool, done

Well-Oiled Thanks

I'd like to thank you, on behalf of myself and Aleister, for voting for our article. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:35, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

no worries, I had nothing better to do. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 05:35, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Love to work with you

Dude! You are HIGHLY recommended by Aleister. Can I be of any help? Cheers!--Funnybony    19:24, Jul 11

well, I suppose you could take those two new droids we bought and .... wait, wrong reality... I dunno, got any ideas floating around we can collaborate on? I'm pondering up something to do with the Puppet Master series next, but nothing much to go on so far.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 01:48, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Wrestlecrap

Read Wrestlecrp.com. You are seriously sick. If I were as sick as you I wouldn't go to a psychiatrist, I'd BE a psychiatrist. I'd pay myself to prescribe myself enough meds to put down a moose. Meds for lunch and dinner. Meds in my soup for Christsake. Then when I'd sleep (which would be seldom) I'd dream of ghouls and lizardwars, that's how sick I'd be if I were you. You not only can't marry my daughter, but you can't fuck her either. And keep away from my goats and chickens, they did you no wrong! Wrestlecrap.com should be taken out back, shot, and buried with the rest of Detroit. I'm puking now, as I recall the article. And yet again. Al 9:57 12 7

I have a tear in my eye now, not from sadness, but from joy that someone actually read that crap, and could appreciate it for the disturbing after thoughts I intended it to bring! I'm also crying tears of happiness that you finally understand me, I'm not alone anymore, someone finally knows what a sick minded twisted sadistic son of a Hillary Clinton I can be. It's a red letter day!!! However, I think I have written sicker things then that before, but I cant remember where, happy searching... tho if I haven't written things that sick elsewhere, rest assure, I will! But for now, here is a toned down, but still quite shitty article with no redeemable value :D ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 10:12, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Whore with a ring on their finger 1.0

I was going to say, nah, if the joke is almost verbatim, but when I thought of the header above, why don't you use it as a spork (I don't do sporks myself, some people just copy and paste entire pages of wikipedia and then alter them, too much like pocketing them imnho), change its name to that, and reword the language to such an extent that even though the original joke is there it is still your page. You can even say in the lead something about that, and then be on with it. I haven't read your TeenMuNinaholes page yet, and will do so, just before bed, so I can dream the dreams of the terrified. If you have a minute I have another page on VFH, Rolex, that got kicked around by a Froggy and needs the eyes of a pervert upon it. So I came to you. Aleister 16:45 13 7

I havent been awake long, usually i'd say if you need someone to vote for VHF id do it later, but when you said you needed a pervert to check it out, well, fuck my morning coffee, it can wait. To vote I go. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 03:05, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Maniac, you lovable devil, thanks for the vlote. I will tweek it a bit per your suggestion, although that's hinted at in the line about how the fake Rolex's work better than the real ones. And you still drink coffee? What are you, 10? Coffee is for dworks, water is in, water is the new coffee. I saw you met Funnybony. Watch your pockets when he's around, not that he'd take anything, he'd put stuff in there. I've had to throw away so many old mushrooms in plastic baggies, and lots of green filled cigarettes after he's been around, I don't know what that stuff is. Al 1:37 14 7

p.s. Say, you want to be a member of our frat? The next collab we're going to do is "Weird" and we need you on that page for sure (medically supervised and medicated of course, we'll supply the medication). Just go make a membership request with the frat's page or with Skinfan. Lots of ladies hang around (as long as the 100 dollar bills hold out) and the beer flows like wine and the wine flows like water. Al X 17:28 14 7

but does the blood flow like rivers? I only ask cause I bought a box of tampons on ebay for 99 cents, and don't know what to do with them.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 03:22, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ex Box

I left a note on my talk page that says it all. And have done proofreading, editsaddits on much of the page, but must try to eat something to keep my strength up to finish the proofreading. Jesus wept. Aleister 13:27 16 7

p.s. I continued proofreading and editing until the finish. When I recovered enough to type this, two hours had passed, and all I remember of those two hours were hideous womanly screams and deep heaves of crying. And I was alone the whole time!

yeah, that's about how I felt when I dated her. You only had to read about it, I had to live through it!---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 04:54, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Aye, a dip in the garbage pool with a lady love. Wanted to thank you again for your vote on Rolex, it made the front page, so now the race war can begin. Oh, wait, I'm mixing that up with something else. Well, maybe not. Thanks!!!!!??????!!!! Aleister 3:32 21 7

Oh my God!

The new girlfriend giving head to a happy monkey

Marilyn Monroe! Can you believe she almost has enough votes to wave at the world from the front page!!! Marilyn not only needs your help by reading her, a saved page totally written by BlackFlamingo and nobody else. A line you would like is that Hugh Hefner, who owns the crypt next to her, has had a strategically placed hole carved in the wall between the crypts. Life is good. Aleister 1:08 21 7

P.s. I saw you edit! There's a bandwagon going on at VFH for Hyperboles's 40th feature, Suddenly, Raccoons, thought it would be somethuuing you'd enjoy. I linked your Ex Box into Evil Jesus, a page I saved from VFD and am working on again. Anyone who can get through Ex Box can get through anything. Yow. Aleister 22:32 21 7

what did I edit? I edit so much shit, i'm the queen of edit. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 23:18, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

I meant I saw you edit, on recent changes, so ran over here to post. Wasn't that a fun article??? Raccoons!!! If you cut the tails off, put a few sticks of butter on them, and roast 'em at 450 for an hour and a half, (put the tails back in for the last 20 minutes, or until a crispy brown) them vittles sure is tasty. Al 00:08 22 7

No use giving me the recipe, my oven blew up when I was making dinner last week and forgot I was drying off the cat in there.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 00:11, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Drying it off?? No, no, jeez, why not just douse it with balsamic and some sesame oil? I saw you article "Cunt". Conclusively proves there is no God, which is a shame in a way. Would you mind if I edit sweeped cunt. John Updike actually put out a limited-editon poem/book, "Cunt" (you can look it up on Abebooks) after a swinging group invited him to join. Al few minutes later

too late, I already doused my cat in gasoline and set it on fire... i wanted to make the cat go "whoof", currently I'm freezing my dog so i can push it through a buzzsaw to make it go "meow". If youre going to edit cunt, remember to be a cunt about it, as no one likes a clean cunt... wait.. exbox?... i'll get back to you on how to define that later. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 00:19, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

no comment

It's best from 3:10 on. I've been doing this for years, but only 80 times. How the hell was I to know that you were supposed to do it 81 times! Damn my fucking luck, waste of several years of "what I thought" was a good workout. Damn. Aleister 18:13 23 7

Silly you, as the poster said, "You must do this 81 times, 80 or 82 is bad, 83 is fatal", remember this as you would remember the instructions to a holey hand-grenade.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 07:20, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Upsilon Sigma Sigma July Newsletter

Well guys, its been exactly 5 billion years since I last did a newsletter and I thought doing one would be a good way to get everyone back into the fold for August. Big things on the horizon for August for Upsilon Sigma Sigma.

First thing's first: Welcome to our newest brothers, Maniac1075 and Happymonkey39! Hopefully you guys will stick around and become regular contributors to our little project here!

Secondly, unfortunately there wasn't really a July collaboration. That's partly my fault from being absent most of the month because of work. The June collaboration, Taco, that got roughly finished and reviewed around mid-July will be our collaboration for both months. Go ahead and head on over to the collaboration page to vote on whether we send the article to mainspace or not and be sure to nominate an article for the que, also found on the collaboration page.

Third, some asshole (cough MadMax) redirected weird to odd, but bad news for him; we're doing weird as our collaboration for August anyways. This one is going to be epic guys, like Tim Burton epic. I'd like an 'all hands on deck' turnout for this one. We'll begin sometime around August 1 or second. I was thinking the approach for the article should be from the perspective of a high school misfit who's unaware how weird he is describing other kids as being weird. or something... Once the collaboration page is up and running we'll hash it out on the discussion page.

Lastly, and I know I constantly pound this, we all need to start doing requested articles individually. This is supposed to be a big part of USS, but our frat has morphed into mainly a collaboration group. Lets try and focus on those individual requested articles over the next few months.

Looking forward to ramping this thing back into gear with you guys in August!

Founder -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:37 EST 28 July, 2010

What women need to know about men

Maybes you should check the page, lots of ip's and wanderers have edited it lately so you must maintain its integrity. In tegrity, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, anyway, yeah, and frat bro, yeah, ha ha ha. OK, seez you on the playground. Aleister 11:00 29 7

I've been watching the edits, mostly it's just spelling and grammar corrections, so that's why there is so many people editing it. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 22:12, July 29, 2010 (UTC)