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World War XII

Keep	Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:28, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 15:57, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Jesus, I love the World War series joke. Who fucking cares if it's future history? Are we going to delete all the articles that are 90% made up? Oh wait, sorry, 100% of all articles on Uncyc? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:56, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Tolerable. --UU - natter 12:33, Mar 23 Keep -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 16:25, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. incoherent time travel, name dropping, and Chuck Norris. --Mnb'z 04:59, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 05:10, Mar 18 Delete. Mash up futuristic history without any sense. If this is supposed to be funny then I am a goat. --Romartus 06:40, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete Per Romartus. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:12, 19 Mar Kerkill Unfunny. Like your dick in a box. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:27, 19 March 2009 (UTC) lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:56, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Poorly constructed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:08, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	And I see that some other WW articles were deleted. Good god, we've got people with a sense of humour that rivals that of a stone-face reverend commanding VFD. Yeah, most of it's full of crap, but the underlying joke that I appreciate exists in the series joke. Man, I hate people. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:59, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Unsure. I've seen worse World War series articles, but... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:26, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Kept. Sue me. Mr N 16:31, Mar 23

HowTo:Shoop_Da_Woop

Keep	Keep. not quite bad enough for deletion. --Mnb'z 23:32, 22 March 2009 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:31, 23 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. About meme, roughly in style of meme. Sorta works as parody in that respect. Not great by any stretch of the imagination, but still better than I was expecting for an article about Shoop Da Woop. --UU - natter 12:42, Mar 23 Keep Mr N 14:38, Mar 23
Delete	Delete.Hey look, the stupidest meme on the "chans" became the stupidest meme on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Now it's HERE!!! It's time to quarantine the plague of overplayed idiocy.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:43, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain.. Just because I am old and clueless on this so can't say aye or nay on its worth. --Romartus 11:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 14:38, Mar 23

Jade Goody

Keep	Strong Keep British subject, her Wikipedia page is just shy of 43 kilobytes. Also, she died yesterday, so she's in the news. --Mnb'z 04:05, 23 March 2009 (UTC) Keep Mr N 04:08, Mar 23 Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:31, 23 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Needs a big fuck-off tidy up, mind. And I hope the media circus will blow over soon. Sheesh. --UU - natter 12:44, Mar 23
Delete	Delete. Not funny at all. And I have never even seen this TV show chick. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:23, 23 March 2009
Comments	Abstain.. Don't know. I wouldn't delete it on the grounds that I haven't heard of her. There is plenty of stuff here I have no clue who that person is without checking Conservapedia..ah...Wikiwhatsitname...first. Anyway do we delete offensive stuff after people die in case Jade Goody fans read these pages . ??--Romartus 11:30, 23 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Today, her name is on the front page of just about every newspaper in the UK. Zana: use Wikipedia and Google next time to find out who it is. Mr N 13:33, Mar 23

Spy Movie 2

Keep
Delete	Delete. movie-cruft. I.e. fictional subject, namedrop spam, plot that goes nowhere, happens in the future. --Mnb'z 04:26, 23 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:30, 23 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh crap, another one of these. --UU - natter 12:45, Mar 23 Delete. Have I not voted to delete this before ? Deja vu all over again ?--Romartus 14:11, 23 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 14:19, Mar 23
Comments

Microsoft Sidewinder

Keep	Keep. I guess anyone who uses microsoft products will enjoy this. Humour for the under 16s, --Romartus 09:49, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep Probably one of the more original concepts of the Windows stuff. I'll rewrite it later if kept. I promise. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:50, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:26, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. per promise of rewrite. --Mnb'z 17:12, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Cruft--The Colonel (talk) Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Comment	Kept Get the blowtorch ready for if Dexter does not... Mr N 04:16, Mar 23

Windows Vista (Communist article)

Keep	Keep. Jokes for people taking advanced computer lessons. However it is coherent in its own little world .--Romartus 09:53, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. WAIT? What? STOP! "Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) " What the hell does that mean? This is VFD. We delete pages here. The way it works is you do the merge first, then bring the dead page here afterwards. What are you guys who are voting delete Talking about? If this page is deleted, who is going to merge it with anything. ? Hold your horses guys. Mr N 10:19, Mar 21 Keep. per above. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:43, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. It may have a load of crap in it, but there's also some good stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep for now per MrN9000 --Mnb'z 17:07, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete--The Colonel (talk) Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I don't see anything worth keeping in this one. End it and press restart. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:10, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Comment	Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows Vista(?) -- The Colonel (talk) 01:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Neutral/Comment I think this was forked from an older version of the Windows Vista article (compare Sonic the Hedgehog/Sonic the Preggo). --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 05:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 04:09, Mar 23

Kenyatta

Keep
Delete	WTF!? EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:38, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Delete Per Socky. The author clearly has writing skills, but I just don't have an idea what they are talking about. Themselves possibly... Mr N 14:49, Mar 21 Kerkill Unfunny either way. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:47, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:30, 22 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mnb'z 17:07, 22 March 2009 (UTC) Delete A bit too esoteric. WTF indeed. --Concernedresident 17:26, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Comment	I think that its about this guy: Jomo Kenyatta, a politician. It looks alright enough to me, but 'abstract'.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:17, 21 March 2009 (UTC) That may be, but the article fails to be anywhere near funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:49, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Yea, I found a few things it could be about, but when you have to put this much effort in to do so... Mr N 16:51, Mar 21 I don't hate it but I don't like it either. I am going to abseil...--Romartus 23:17, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Smarch

Keep	very keep - I like this--Sycamore (Talk) 15:55, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Keep -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:18, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Keep per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:54, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Keep and improve. It's good like it is, but more can definitely be done. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:48, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. random ip creation from 2005. --Mnb'z 14:37, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain.. I am sitting on the fence...OUCH ! --Romartus 21:13, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 13:52, Mar 21

Windows XP Pirate Edition

Keep	Keep. Execution and structure are not the best but it could be tweaked to make it more interesting.--Romartus 09:56, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. WAIT? What? STOP! "Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) " What the hell does that mean? This is VFD. We delete pages here. The way it works is you do the merge first, then bring the dead page here afterwards. What are you guys who are voting delete Talking about? If this page is deleted, who is going to merge it with anything. ? Hold your horses guys. Mr N 10:19, Mar 21 Keep. per above. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:43, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep per above. Also, when making a nomination, add {{VFD}} to said article instead of making me do it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:58, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. It has enough good stuff in it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete--The Colonel (talk) Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:15, 21 March 2009 (UTC) I mean... » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 08:45, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Comment	Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) -- The Colonel (talk) 01:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 14:26, Mar 21

Windows Vista Minion Edition

Keep	Keep. May be not the best out there and a bit of an inbred nerdy joke but vote a keep on this.--Romartus 09:45, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. WAIT? What? STOP! "Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) " What the hell does that mean? This is VFD. We delete pages here. The way it works is you do the merge first, then bring the dead page here afterwards. What are you guys who are voting delete Talking about? If this page is deleted, who is going to merge it with anything. ? Hold your horses guys. Mr N 10:19, Mar 21 Keep. per above. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:43, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Has some good stuff in it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:07, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Keep Probably the best version of Windows ever. Except for Linux. I'm kidding. Linux is for lonely hentai-freaks and the Nerd Boys of Canada. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:13, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete--The Colonel (talk) Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Comment	Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows Vista(?) -- The Colonel (talk) 01:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 14:27, Mar 21

Windows Genuine Ignorer

Keep
Delete	Fluff--The Colonel (talk) Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. unfinished and stubby. Remove. --Romartus 09:46, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Really bad with zero chance of improvement. But still, that didn't excuse you not adding {{VFD}} to all of these. /really irritated. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:05, 21 March 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:25, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Comment

Static-X

Keep
Delete	What in the name of Valhalla is this shit? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 19:29, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Scrape it off uncyclopedia and flush. --Romartus 21:12, 20 March 2009 (UTC) A band that I have no interest in with a shitty article. Whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:40, 20 March 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Lame attempt at writing an article about some band. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:50, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Word Salad

Keep	Keep I love this. This is mostly really good surrealism/dada. Is it inappropriate for Uncyc? If you ask me, Illogicopedia wishes its dada were this good. I say if we can out-illogicopedia illogicopedia, good on us. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 07:26, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Keep.. A mixed salad of ideas in this one but should not be deleted as it would mean this is as bad as those lame movie spoofs we have been happily shooting here of late. So that is a Keep but writer could be 'slapped around a bit' to get their ideas and themes marshalled together better. So let off here - don't reoffend. --Romartus 07:32, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. as an article in the style of its subject. Maybe add some tomatoes and cheese. Mmmm...salad. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:35, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. "The term originated as the common name for schizophasia, a symptom of various mental illnesses. Schizophasia produces language that is not meaningful and might or might not be grammatical. "Salad" indicates that the words are tossed together randomly." I knew that. Honest. Mr N 08:48, Mar 20 Keep. per consensus --Mnb'z 14:33, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. incoherent. --Mnb'z 06:11, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N 18:20, Mar 20

The single greatest thing ever

Keep
Delete	Delete. Offensively bad. Whoremonal 15:04, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:57, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Duke of Earl

Keep	Weak Keep This one has been here since 2006 ? The writer is from the Isle of Man as well I would guess. Good title - which is why I went for a weak keep on this. --Romartus 18:48, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. I don't know why, but for some reason I don't think this is that bad. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:19, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:29, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. I liked it. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:50, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Bandwagon keep if someone cares, keep under most circumstances. --Mnb'z 04:49, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Mr N 08:55, Mar 20
Delete	Delete Pointless. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:50, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mnb'z 16:53, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:54, 19 Mar
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Mars Bar

Keep	very keep--Sycamore (Talk) 16:53, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Keep.. Has some invention but looks a few versions short of a complete article. --Romartus 18:44, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:20, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:51, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Bandwagon Keep per my policy of voting bandwagon keep. --Mnb'z 04:49, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	DO NOT WANT! It's just full of lists and unfunny crap. The kind of stuff 13 year old "random" girls on Neopets would write. x/ sofia. 16:41, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mnb'z 16:49, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:53, 19 Mar
Comments

Scary Movie 2

Keep
Delete	Delete. hard to follow story, followed by namedrop spam, followed by related article spam. --Mnb'z 16:52, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Ker-Krap -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:55, 19 Mar Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:14, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Down to the dumper with this one.--Romartus 18:49, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.. --Docile hippopotamus 20:40, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.. If only the words "scary Movie" could be deleted from the public record.-- 21:03, 19 March 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:16, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Marton, New Zealand

Keep
Delete	Delete. Dull block o' towncruft text. No pics, no funnies, mild vanity and no edits since it was created and Syc slapped a stub tag on it. Nothing links to it, there are a bunch of redlinks, and it's utterly forgettable. --UU - natter 13:11, Mar 19 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:29, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mnb'z 15:05, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:18, 19 Mar Delete if UU can find a few more reasons, that is. He seems to think that little list of problems justifies deletion. Come on, I'd hate to think what we'd be left with if we deleted every article that had no pics, no funnies, mild vanity and no edits since it was created and Syc slapped a stub tag on it, and that nothing links to, and that have a bunch of redlinks, and are utterly forgettable. You gotta give me more than that. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 16:01, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Smarch Madness

Keep	Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. random, listy --Mnb'z 05:07, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Maybe I need to go to bed, but I read it, and yet have no idea what it's about. Mr N 05:14, Mar 18 Delete. Localised 'Jude the Obscure' work . I understand cricket is involved somewhere but I detect no signs of humour in this piece or any attempt to write a coherent article. 100 Lines and five day detention. --Romartus 06:46, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete ugh. Most of you know this, but March Madness is a college basketball tournament. It is the height of comedy to purport that it is instead a cricket tournament. Get it? Cricket? Instead of Basketball? Get it? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 17:34, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. I struggled to try and see anything redeemable. I failed. --UU - natter 09:42, Mar 19 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:27, 19 Mar
Comments

Last Days Of Humanity

Keep
Delete	Delete. Random. Bandcruft. Norris. Over nine thouuussaaaannddd! Bleh. Oh, and it's not been touched in about a year, and nothing links to it. --UU - natter 11:45, Mar 19 Delete Other than that it's the nuts though. Ah... I remember the good old days of VFD when we used to get stuff like this coming through all the time. These days VFD has got. Um. Better? Mr N 11:57, Mar 19 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:29, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mnb'z 15:11, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:26, 19 Mar
Comments

Halal

Keep
Delete	Delete. is this about anything whatever? --Mnb'z 18:19, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Place it in an unmarked grave. --Romartus 20:13, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:05, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 07:20, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 09:48, Mar 19
Comments	Deleted. Redirected to Islam. ~ 10:21, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Action Movie 3

Keep
Delete	Delete. name drop spam, story doesn't go anywhere. --Mnb'z 05:05, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 05:12, Mar 18 Delete. Vanity publishing. --Romartus 06:42, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Just plain stupid.-- 08:30, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Heston Blumenthal

Keep	Keep. But should this have a tag on it anyway ? Very stubby and should be sent to where all the stubbies live on here until either improvement or culling. --Romartus 23:19, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Real person, not vanity (or it's well done if it is) and has a few lines which I liked. "dabble with his father's loins" come now. The dude who wrote this had a sense of humour. It's short, but it's not shit. Mr N 23:28, Mar 17 Okay then. Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	~~Delete. Let's get rid of this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 17 March 2009 (UTC)~~
Comments	Kept Mr N 23:30, Mar 17

George Shinn

Keep
Delete	Delete. Let's get rid of this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:45, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Eaten For ICU abuse... The author removed the ICU, and them did nothing else so I'm having this blighter for my breakfast tomorrow morning. You can list clear and obvious cases of ICU abuse like this on QVFD. Warn the author first though if it's a new article. Mr N 22:52, Mar 17 I must have missed that little detail. Okay, I'll keep it in mind. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

World War XIV

Keep
Delete	Delete. babbling and inconsistent future-history cruft. --Mnb'z 14:32, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Walk this one to an active minefield ? --Romartus 14:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Same reason as the one before. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:50, 17 March 2009 (UTC) lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:58, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 19:59, Mar 17
Comments

Enchant

Keep
Delete	Delete. Dull bandcruft piffle from 2007 with essentially no edits since then, nothing linking to it, and nothing interesting happening to it. --UU - natter 13:56, Mar 17 Delete. --Mnb'z 13:57, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Pull the lever and now wash your hands after reading this. --Romartus 14:52, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Holy hell they are sad -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:59, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Date Movie 3

Keep
Delete	Delete. doesn't really go anywhere, i.e. it has no plot. The core of this article is Groucho Marx bantering, and its fleshed out with namedrop spam. I get the feeling that this was created just to finish a trilogy. --Mnb'z 13:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Ace Attacker 14:21, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. I am glad we are getting rid of the phoney crap. What happens when we get to the real stuff underneath --Romartus 14:49, 17 March 2009 (UTC) ? Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. This article serves no purpose. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:48, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill At least Slappy wasn't in it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:51, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Broughton astley

Keep
Delete	Delete. More towncruft. I have actually had a drink in a pub in this place. It's small, insignificant and a bit dull. Kinda like this article really. --UU - natter 10:54, Mar 17 Delete. --Mnb'z 13:20, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. - extra minus marks for spelling mistakes. --Romartus 13:38, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:49, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Brookfield

Keep
Delete	Delete. Towncruft thingy. With the word "penis" inserted at random intervals. Looking back at the history, while it hasn't always had the penis insertion, it has always been kinda dull towncruft. --UU - natter 10:47, Mar 17 Delete. --Mnb'z 13:18, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. I was going to revert the penises but they are improving the article. Classic town cruft. Could be about anywhere. Mr N 13:21, Mar 17 Delete.. Nothing to save here. --Romartus 13:35, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Windows Chess

Keep	Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:30, 15 Mar 2009 Keep. - Looks reasonable enough to me.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:19, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mnb'z 03:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Mr N 08:23, Mar 16 Keep. No problem here. --UU - natter 09:50, Mar 17
Delete	Fluff. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. A one paragraph joke that was extended to fill a page.--Romartus 10:54, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	See also this. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 12:34, Mar 17

System Idle Process

Keep	Keep. - Actual Windows component. Looks {{Little Article}} to me--Sycamore (Talk) 14:25, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above. has some base material. --Mnb'z 03:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Mr N 08:21, Mar 16 Keep. Per above. --UU - natter 09:48, Mar 17
Delete	Delete. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Should have been strangled at birth. a quaint Ancient World answer to any problem. --Romartus 11:40, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	See also this. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 12:33, Mar 17

Carry On Up the Rectum

Keep	weak keep - This isn't just Slappy cruft.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:17, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named-cruft that doesn't go anywhere, and probably can't go anywhere. --Mnb'z 04:17, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pointless and unfunny to boot. I don't think the writer understands that writing a parody of a parody just doesn't work on any level. --Romartus 07:27, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill And Romartus, the writer was the world's biggest furry fan. But worse. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:38, 16 March 2009 (UTC) I believe in the power of negative endorsement.--Romartus 23:42, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's basically the plot of an actual Carry On film, but with minor changes to names and a few random lines inserted. Nothing interesting. --UU - natter 09:55, Mar 17 Delete. Mr N 12:40, Mar 17
Comments

Fifi La Fume

Keep	Keep.. Not the best but is it the worst article in here ? Purgatory period before the eternal 101 Damnations ?--Romartus 10:47, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. "this female cartoon character is hawt!"-cruft. It looks similar to crablogger's work, but worse. --Mnb'z 04:37, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:52, 15 March 2009 (UTC) redlinks+pixelly images+cartoon rape = delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:57, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:35, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Blah blah hawt. Blah blah rape. Blah blah namedrop. Rinse and repeat. Yuk. --UU - natter 09:52, Mar 17 Delete Mr N 12:36, Mar 17
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Howard the Duck (film)

Keep	Keep I'm drawing my personal keep line here. This is not offensive, it's written and presented OK, and I liked the caption on the duck pic. Not everything Crablogger did needs to be deleted. Mr N 18:51, Mar 14 Keep per MrN9000. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:52, 14 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. - This vote was in no way influenced by the fact MrN9000 has my mother hostage.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:15, 14 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Was gonna vote against but it actually looks ok and I dont mind a bit of randomness. --Kit talk 21:44 15 March Keep But tag it rewrite. If it ain't fixed by the end of July, put it back on here and let it fry. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:35, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. another one of Crablogger's made up movies that goes nowhere beside dropping names and referencing other made up movies. --Mnb'z 18:47, 14 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Sorry MrN, but this one's random and listy and just generally unfunny no matter who wrote it. I've nothing against Crablogger (hell, I don't even know who he is) but this one stinks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:04, 14 Mar Delete.. I was going to vote to keep it but perhaps having articles like this lurking around will only breed more like it in dark corners. --Romartus 11:22, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain I did some cleanup on it, taking out the redundant list of actors and links to non-existent articles about non-existent movies. As long as it doesn't mention the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named, I can live with it. --Mnb'z 05:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Slappy you mean? Oh, I do miss that Squirrel... Mr N 17:53, Mar 16 Kept Not sure this is suitable for a {{rewrite}} tag though. Mr N 19:40, Mar 16 Yeah, well I said it is, Mr"Oh look at me! I became an admin while you were away curing cancer!"000. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:44, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Abraham Lincoln

Keep	Reluctant Keep This does need a full from scratch rewrite. However, there are some less awful versions in the history, and deleting it will cause us to lose track of the pics. And, we shouldn't have a blank article for such a notable subject. This would be a good candidate for an Imperial Colonization. I don't think its a good idea to depend on a "rewrite fairy" to come along and produce a new article for this subject. --Mnb'z 18:59, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Keep Yep. Mr N 19:17, Mar 16 Holding the Nose Keep - Agreed though only to save the pix. The article is typical 'uncyclopedian' of a certain style - one I hope that can be drowned soon in a bucket. --Romartus 19:31, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Alright then. Keep I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:33, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete	~~Delete. Anything is better than this. Let's start over from scrap. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC)~~
Comments	"If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep" Mr N 19:36, Mar 16

Date Movie

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Delete	Delete. the last of the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named-cruft. I would say a blank slate would be an improvement here. --Mnb'z 04:19, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Probably an improvement on the real film but this remains crushingly dull. Deserves oblivion. --Romartus 07:37, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. - Shit film, shit article--Sycamore (Talk) 08:18, 16 March 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:58, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
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Newry

Keep	Keep. - I'll tidy this up--Sycamore (Talk) 19:21, 14 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Unrelatedly, fuck wikia. -RA HB 14:52, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. I guess it's alright now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:55, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Mr N 10:31, Mar 16
Delete	~~EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:21, 14 March 2009 (UTC)~~ Delete. --Mnb'z 18:38, 14 March 2009 (UTC) Towncruft -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:06, 14 Mar Delete.. I understand 'Community IRA' have listed this article for immediate elimination. Take care Sir Sycamore - what with a British honour on your name. --Romartus 13:35, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain since Syc is working on it. --Mnb'z 03:48, 15 March 2009 (UTC) ~~Abstain per Mnbvcxz. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:25, 15 March 2009 (UTC)~~ Comment - this looks alright to me, plus theres a few noobs having a go making it better.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:03, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keept -RA HB 13:34, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Microsoft certified nuked railroads

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Delete	Cruft. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mnb'z 00:33, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Who are the The Relznukan Madmen, Inc ? Underwhelming. Deserves to have its directory mangled Windows Style. --Romartus 10:57, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:10, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 08:31, Mar 16
Comments	See also this. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Microsoft Sam

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Delete	More horrendous than computer-generated speeches. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. If there is a joke on this subject - this article isn't it. --Romartus 11:16, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:23, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mnb'z 03:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 08:28, Mar 16
Comments	See also this. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

MS Calculator

Keep	Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:29, 15 Mar 2009 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:22, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. - Preferbaly keep them random ones, I can't be bothered to type more to explain what I mean.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:11, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mnb'z 03:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. If it's a real, well known thing and the article is not total shit it's not going to get deleted at VFD. Mr N 08:26, Mar 16
Delete	Cruft. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. The writer of this piece needs to get out more. So do I but that is a different story. --Romartus 10:59, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	See also this. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 08:26, Mar 16

Windows key

Keep	Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:28, 15 Mar 2009 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:24, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:32, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mnb'z 03:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Keep. Mr N 08:22, Mar 16
Delete	Delete. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Delete. A joke for three nerds and their pets. --Romartus 11:08, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	See also this. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 08:22, Mar 16