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UnBooks:Letters from the end

Score: 1
Nomination: Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:56, 15 October 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is a rewrite and complete retool of the first UnBooks page I wrote way back in 2011. They're completely different, except thematically. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:56, 15 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Xi jingping

Score: 0
Nomination: — Y.gif (talk) (contributions) 14:10:02 2019/10/14 UTC
For Votes: 1

Nom and for This article is epic, and it deserves featuring. — Y.gif (talk) (contributions) 14:10:02 2019/10/14 UTC

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. 10/10 article Robo1699 (talk) 23:45, 14 October 2019 (UTC)

Playstation 5

Score: 1
Nomination: ShabiDOO 11:41, 9 October 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Self vote. Are we still allowed to do that? ShabiDOO 11:41, 9 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Mandela effect

Score: 7
Nomination: roza 05:02, 15 July 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg self nom & forroza 05:02, 15 July 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.EMC [TALK] 23:54 Jul 17 2019
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 05:10, 3 August 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. The loading bar is kind of annoying though. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:22, 16 September 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I agree with User:ChiefjusticeDS's point, but I still believe the creativity and work put into it merits a feature. The fact that it can be made even better proves the viability of the groundwork their work creates. Altoids (talk) 09:59, 20 September 2019 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not really funny, but has somewhat good effort. Robo1699 (talk) 17:04, 23 September 2019 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. short but helarious ShabiDOO 11:44, 9 October 2019 (UTC)
  8. No explanation is necessary. Rickle Pick (talk) 15:05, 10 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's not a bad article by any means and the concept is interesting. The issue is that you seem unsure of what you want to make funny, there's no unifying or running joke to tie everything together so the outcome has limited impact. Is it a good article? Yes. Is it ready to be featured? In my view, not quite yet. ChiefjusticePS3 05:54, 15 July 2019 (UTC)

Bullshit

Score: -2
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:23, 26 June 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Great article I stumbled upon. Deserves it for sure. CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk)

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Desperately needs editing down to remove some of the jokes that don't quite work. There's some great stuff here, but there's a lot that isn't so great. ChiefjusticeXBox 06:00, 15 July 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Needs editing to cut down on cruft. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:26, 16 September 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I agree on the editing bit. Decent, but there's a lot of unnecessary & stale jokes going on there. Altoids (talk) 02:18, 18 September 2019 (UTC)
Comments
  • It definitely has a LOT of potential but you should make a lot of cuts and try to make each joke more three dimensional by adding something more to it (an unexpected twist, impossible nonsense, an unrelated joke combined). ShabiDOO 11:47, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

William Lane Craig

Score: 2
Nomination: AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 02:52 9 May 2019
For Votes: 2
  1. balls to the wall AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 02:52 9 May 2019
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:28, 16 September 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Rather old article (no significant edits since 2013, except 1 vandal edit and 1 revert). Is it even worth it anymore? User:Kevindong 23:18, 17 May 2019 (UTC)
  • I'm not entirely sure what the concept is nor am I sure that Axleman5 knew it either. There are definitely some moments that are humorous, original and well written but a lot of it seems like random nonsense. I don't think it would take too much to improve this if you put in the work necessary. ShabiDOO 12:18, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

Personality disorder

Score: 3.5
Nomination: 🐍🐍How do you turn Silver Cobra on🐍🐍 11:44, 24 March 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:43, 25 March, 2019 (UTC) 12:43, 25 March 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For -- Kippy Pie Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Talk Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Cupcakes Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png PARTY HARD Gummy 11:00, Mar. 28, 2019
  3. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:40, 28 March 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Have to do it myself! 🐍🐍How do you turn Silver Cobra on🐍🐍 06:24, 5 April 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I made a comment – Preceding unsigned comment added by Spiderweb (talk • contribs)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Complete nonsense. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:21, 16 September 2019 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. lol " Yuri's psychic machines" made me laugh out loud. Nice work cobra ShabiDOO 12:07, 9 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. JetGan11 – Preceding unsigned comment added by JetGan11 (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Altoids (talk) 02:28, 18 September 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. There really isn't anything funny about this, sort of. Robo1699 (talk) 23:06, 23 September 2019 (UTC)
Comments

An article written by Silver nutcase Cobra for both sane and insane.

Spiderweb: says this is the best confusion she’s seen since Samsung’s foldable phone. Nicely done!

Planet Earth 3

Score: 8.5 Wonders of Nature
Nomination: ChiefjusticeWii 21:50, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 8.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and for. The key is to read the whole thing in David Attenborough's voice. I demand this be featured because I invested time in it instead of finishing the UnSignpost. ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:50, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Made me shed a tear to the majesty that is Earth's beauty. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 22:17, 23 March, 2019 (UTC)
  3. Fedora2.png
    *tip* -- Kippy Pie Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Talk Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Cupcakes Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png PARTY HARD Gummy 10:56, Mar. 28, 2019
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. 204.17.33.178 (talk) 18:08, 4 April 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. 64.125.52.2 (talk) 17:08, 2 May 2019 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Volcanoes are good, this is a win. Galaxy (talk) 11:41, 30 May 2019 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. 180.95.25.93 (talk) 02:16, 5 August 2019 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pure Legitimacy Rickle Pick (talk) 16:02, 10 September 2019 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. nice work chief "it's one thing showing us the greatest spectacles to be found on the planet, but why do all the cute animals have to die?" ShabiDOO 11:55, 9 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It's really well written. Humerous and poetic at the same time. I really like that style and its great to read a Chief article once again. But I feel if Chief went over the article again and injected a couple truly laugh out loud moments or a section with a cascade of increasing humor climaxing all over the reader... it would be an excelent article and I'd happily vote for it. 82.158.78.60 (talk) 16:15, 24 June 2019 (UTC)

Advanced Toenail Clipping

Score: -2
Nomination: 67.247.38.19 (talk) 18:59, 8 March 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Too short. Strong start, but needs more to be front page material. Chess fb.gifJaxpoolIce cube2.jpg 21:18 13 March 2019
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not enough stuff --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:49, 10 June 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's just too short Rickle Pick (talk) 16:03, 10 September 2019 (UTC)
Comments
  • It's a good concept and with work it could be a good article with the humour more well timed and with greater impact. ShabiDOO 12:00, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

Developers!

Score: 4 gabens
Nomination: AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 05:59 16 February 2019
For Votes: 11.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Developers!!! Rooomy
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. McAusten resurrected and reinvented a classic, in true Uncyclopedia style. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 05:59 16 February 2019
  3. Surely a good old classic. The Pioneer Visit my Japanese Page on Usopedia! 06:57, 16 February 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Silvertrash2 (talk) 13:25, 26 February 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Amusing for some reason. It would be very funny on the front page. Jetpakturtle (talk) 01:08, 27 February 2019 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Dǐll Kevlar (talk) 01:11, 27 February 2019 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Steve steve sTeve SteVE STEVE User:Silver Cobra
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Developers developers developers developers. EMC [TALK] 05:43 Mar 1 2019
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is a classic piece of history reinvented in the uncyclopedic frame. — Y.gif (talk) (contributions) 22:53:17 2019/08/29 UTC
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. No, you know what, I actually still think these are funny. Sue me. Altoids (talk) 10:33, 18 September 2019 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. This looks like it's sorta perfect in terms of effort. Robo1699 (talk) 16:51, 23 September 2019 (UTC)
  12. Do this Symbol for vote.svg For. the Developers. Robo1699 (talk) 16:27, 4 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg HTBFANJSJaxpool13:25 28 February 2019
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against - We've had dozens of articles where the central joke is the same word repeated during the entire article. It's not very inspired, and the reference isn't even topical. -- Kippy Pie Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Talk Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Cupcakes Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png PARTY HARD Gummy 01:49, Mar. 2, 2019
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  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. For nerds – roza 03:15, 9 March 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. ChiefjusticePS3 06:01, 15 July 2019 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. The first few were funny, but eventually the humor of these types of articles was lost. Rickle Pick (talk) 16:06, 10 September 2019 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. Doesn't do enough differently to distinguish itself from the cavalcade of other one word Uncyclopedia articles. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:05, 16 September 2019 (UTC)
  8. Symbol declined.svg Against. too similar to AAAAAAA! 180.129.61.29 (talk) 07:22, 15 October 2019 (UTC)
Comments
  • I'll be happy to vote for it the article's author goes through it and makes an effort to differentiate it from articles like Aaaaaaaaaaaaa and such. Also some formatting more related to developing would help. ShabiDOO 12:02, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

McDonald's

Score: 3
Nomination: Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:47, 10 June 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:47, 10 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. A revived Xamralco article. Pretty funny. Could use a little polishing. ShabiDOO 16:23, 24 June 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I really don't know why, but it seems perfect and may actually contain true facts. Robo1699 (talk) 16:55, 23 September 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Not quite ready for the frontpage. The "History" and "Products" sections feels rather empty compared to the other sections. Kevindong𝔎𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔤

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