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Bicycle

Score: 1 Cyclists
Nomination: WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:41, 26 August 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Funny. Also has a lot of work on it. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:41, 26 August 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

BUTT POOP!!!!

Score: 0 POOPY BUTT HOOLES!!!!!
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 00:37, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Nom.gif BUTT POOP!!!! POOPY BUTTS!?!?? !!!! Willy on wheels (talk) 00:42, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol declined.svg Against. Crappy article. Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 20:57, 23 August 2021 (UTC) Symbol declined.svg Against. Honestly low effort --50.232.195.6 (talk) 17:07, 23 September 2021 (UTC)

UnBooks:Quentin Tarantino Presents: The Aristocrats

Score: 4 Mr. Vacuums
Nomination: Zana Dark
For Votes: 4
  1. Nom.gif Nom and for. Why wait for thanksgiving?  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:21, 4 August 2021
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 06:24, 4 August 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Classic! MrX blow me 23:29, 5 August 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For., but because Uncyc doesn't have that many folks this might only get featured at Thanksgiving time.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:31, 6 August 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Bat Fuck Insane

Score: 0 Bat fuck insane people
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 00:31, 31 July 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. How has this not been featured?

Against Votes: 1

Symbol declined.svg Against. Insane ramblings isn't necessarily funny. This article throws a lot of shit at the wall, and not a lot of it sticks Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 13:20, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Also, I'm quite sure this is coincidence, but this nom sure does seem familiar Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 15:44, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:O.J. Simpson to make triumphant return to acting

Score: 5 hot Cosbies
Nomination: I was told not to use the word #MeToo in Discord so I'm using it here. ~ Kakun · talk 15:25, 30 July 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 15:25, 30 July 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Didn't realize he shared the screen with Sophia. MrX blow me 17:58, 30 July 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. because he deserves it.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:29, 6 August 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Maybe I should quit You know, I was leaning on voting against till I read the line about the gloves, that one was pretty good - Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 17:45, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Self for This is gold, man! Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:52, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

User:Abuse filter

Score: 0 zero
Nomination: Awesome bot! And smexy, too! ;) Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 18:48, 26 July 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. She stole my stolen panties, tho Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 18:48, 26 July 2021 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol declined.svg Against. NO! Willy on wheels (talk) 00:29, 31 July 2021 (UTC)

Penis joke

Score: 1.5 penis-related articles
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 22:29, 21 July 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. More penis related articles. Willy on wheels (talk) 22:29, 21 July 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Half for per Willy.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:28, 6 August 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:WikiHow being sued by HowTo for plagiarism

Score: 1
Nomination: It's the guy who was banned for life on UnAnything Wiki 22:20, 1 July 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's the guy who was banned for life on UnAnything Wiki 22:21, 1 July 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Penis

Score: 6.5 servings of ricotta
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 23:28, 20 June 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 7.5
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Obvious boner, don't click durning november. Willy on wheels (talk) 23:29, 20 June 2021 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. The number of images makes the formatting less than optimal, but I wouldn't change it. The images are funny, and this article is classic! MrX blow me 16:34, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Why the hell not!? GreyShirtDudeAtSchool (talk) 02:25, 25 June 2021 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. I got a boner while reading this. Randomguy9000 (talk) 23:30, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
  5. PurpleVaginaVote.svg Wet pussy. because yeah.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:43, 3 July 2021 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. How could uncyclopedia not have an article on penises be featured? Besides it is pretty fleshed out. 108.176.17.67 (talk) 11:58, 16 July 2021 (UTC)
  7. Booner template.png Everyone knows I love penii.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:23, 18 August 2021
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Penis jokes are ALWAYS funny. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:44, 26 August 2021 (UTC) WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:44, 26 August 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. if its circumcised it deserves to be destroyed TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 18:14, 23 June 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:Mel Gibson makes gay movie

Score: 2 old news
Nomination: Part of Operation Feature Old Articles And Especially Cool UnNews From Fifteen Years Ago. ~ Kakun · talk 02:25, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Perfect. ~ Kakun · talk 02:25, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For the gentle gentile. MrX blow me 20:16, 22 June 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hilare! ShabiDOO 12:08, 26 June 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Seems too… average. Also not that funny. Willy on wheels (talk) 17:56, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Samuel L. Johnson

Score: 4
Nomination: Good article, surprised no one has nominated it before. Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:11, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Per above. Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:11, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Half of a for Needs improvement, but improvement isn't a must. Mediocre for something on the Main Page. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:14, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Lol claaassic! MrX blow me 23:26, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sog1970 (talk) 10:44, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Half for Eh.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:32, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. MACE WINDU DIES? NOOOOOOOOOOO WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 13:48, 26 August 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Didn't find it very funny. Willy on wheels (talk) 15:12, 13 May 2021 (UTC)

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