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HowTo:Commit Tax Fraud by Giving Away Your Chocolate Factory

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Vote	Score: 3 tax evaders
Nomination:	Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:53, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Holy shit MK, this is hilarious. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:53, 17 December 2025 (UTC)  For. I used this guide to evade my taxes. Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 23:10, 17 December 2025 (UTC) ShabiDOO 00:02, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Ping

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Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) 16:40, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Antipasta

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Vote	Score: 4
Nomination:	ShabiDOO 09:07, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For ShabiDOO 09:07, 17 December 2025 (UTC)  For. I've read enough: We will establish a BLOCKADE around Italy until they relinquish all their ANTIPASTA! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 16:59, 17 December 2025 (UTC)  For. the image coated in watermarks is internally killing me, but externally it brings it from a 8/10 to a 9.2713892/10 Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 18:24, 17 December 2025 (UTC) Good call, image changed! Bummer I couldn't find the original, but this will do ShabiDOO 23:59, 17 December 2025 (UTC) Uncyclopedia. this is amazing and deserves to be front and centre on the website ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍋lemon for you! (talk)❄️ 20:27, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Frodo Baggins

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Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	Nacky (talk) 05:44, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	4 dis hobbits goin' to Isengard Lucyna Kushinada (wanna stay at my house?) -Victims  fo sho Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:25, 18 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 14:31, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. It feels more like an article on the lord of the rings, and not on Frodo specifically. Also a bit of a wall of text. Buv (talk) 15:11, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments	I think Buv is talking about the middle section of the article where it is mostly just a recap of the LotR. The rest is funny tho (imo). Yeah... wall of text... like half the articles on this site, but i still read it in one go so either my brain is severely damaged, OR its not that bad. I'll wait around a while to cast a vote after further arguments (or lack thereof) are heard. Might just need some layout edits (think: lots of paragraph breaks to make it more gentle instead of a text brick) and maybe the recap either trimmed down or cut. Idk, i hate messing with other peoples hard work. Lucyna Kushinada (wanna stay at my house?) -Victims Not a recap though. The gags don't work without the events present. Just sayin' and I did edit some of it already. Also I did use breaks. Perhaps if the new user would like to tell me what to edit out? But anyway, I should not have done this VFH. Nacky (talk) 18:59, 17 December 2025 (UTC) 18:52, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

Osu!

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Brown Sauce

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Buv (talk) 19:48, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. This is, in my humble opinion, the best article on this entire website. It's a masterpiece and deserves to be taught in English classes across the planet. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Buv (talk • contribs)  For. I disagree about it being the best article on the website, but it's certainly a good one and I think it definitely deserves VFH. Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 04:23, 17 December 2025 (UTC)  Nobody must find out. 10:47, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. Not very funny, only one image, looks like just a wall of text with a few line breaks. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:49, 15 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. I agree with Turb0. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 15:14, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments	I'm keen to vote for this if there are more images, links and better formatting. ShabiDOO 09:07, 17 December 2025 (UTC) I see what you all are saying about it being a wall of text, and a lack of images, however, I feel that, given the content of the article, it should be formatted to look like somebody's ramblings, not something that is intended for other people to read. Nobody formats their diary like an article. Buv (talk) 15:14, 17 December 2025 (UTC) Then format it like a diary or make it even more rambling. Can still have images. Can still have links. You can make something with a disheveled look without it being utterly unformatted except for paragraph breaks. If you wanna improve as a writer and improve your articles, then you might take feedback as a valuable gift with good and useful intentions. ShabiDOO 15:32, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

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