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Vote	Score: 4
Nomination:	Lucyna K 19:27, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For. This was really fun to read Purplexed (talk) 19:38, 20 January 2026 (UTC)  For. omigawd this essay is so FABYOOLUSS!!! OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 21:54, 20 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 07:15, 21 January 2026 (UTC)  For. I like how the party girl spells Chernobyl like Chornobyl to respect the glorious Ukrainian homeland! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 07:33, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Purely due to the sad lack of articles on vfh Lucyna K 19:27, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

UnNews:RFK Jr. fat-shames Annoying Orange

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Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	Purplexed (talk) 18:12, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. I wish to reach "In The news" at least on the main page Purplexed (talk) 18:14, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. This isn't the place to get it in the news, i think that's just kind of judged off of merit. Probably should go to Pee Review first before here juuuust sayin... Lucyna K 18:35, 20 January 2026 (UTC)  Against. It's a good article, but it's not VFH-worthy. @Purplexed:, I can add it to the front page in the "recent news" section. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:01, 20 January 2026 (UTC) That would be appreciated, thank you @Gergdown: Purplexed (talk) 08:39, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	Sorry Purplexed (talk) nahhh nah, don't be, the UnNews column system is... well, perplexing. Lucyna K 18:43, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Unquotable:John F. Kennedy

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Vote	Score: -1.5
Nomination:	OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 21:41, 19 January 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 1.5	Against. I'm not really feeling it! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 04:54, 20 January 2026 (UTC)  Half against. Good, but not really my taste Purplexed (talk) 18:27, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	This is half lists and needs a fair bit of work. Has potential though ShabiDOO 19:14, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Maxipad

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Vote	Score: 3.5
Nomination:	ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5	ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 11:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Eh, sure, why not 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. Ahhh what the hell, it's creative, and 110% the truth! Also, I expect a buddhist penis shrine in my city by next month! Lucyna K 16:04, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	im too scared to vote on this one, i get the feeling there's a sword at my neck already...(edit, i voted) Lucyna K 19:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC) Abstain. I'm going to take a principled stand and abstain for now! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 00:31, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Really puzzled over the hesitancy for people to vote on this. This article is a lot less punchy or offensive than a dozen other articles I have written and featured. However, the people have spoken. Some feedback from anyone would be appreciated. ShabiDOO 10:01, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Gene Wofle. Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 16:05, 21 January 2026 (UTC) Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 16:05, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

Osu!

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Vote	Score: 5.5
Nomination:	Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 7.5	For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)  For.Stevontavius (talk) 18:57, 19 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Username (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)  For. ziv (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)  For. i still have no idea wtf this is, but it was reasonably funny to read Lucyna K 12:45, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  For. About as good as most featured articles, I guess! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 17:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:18, 17 January 2026 (UTC)  For. I suck at this game Purplexed (talk) 19:42, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. 07:55, 21 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:33, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Not sure if this is funny or not. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:07, 23 December 2025 (UTC) It is. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 04:05, 24 December 2025 (UTC) Wow. I didn't know this even existed... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 05:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. wiuehfhuiawhrgaeugyhqguiheawrugawruhvaeuyhgaeiufhguieafghaeruhyaeiugheaurighaeuliawbougyukyagwufasudy OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 21:51, 15 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. I agree OrdinaryJoe1234 Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:52, 15 January 2026 (UTC) Abstain. Per turb0 Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 21:54, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

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