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Vote Score: 1012.51 minus infinity plus infinity (so it balances out) plus 2 dildos for, like 5 cheese and a moccasin and a big smoke order
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1018.76
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Wow RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Get this on the front page! Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 21:50, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. YEAH!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:51, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. probably the best page in all of this wiki. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Ehh... alright. Let's get 'er featured! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 23:21, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:47, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. the funniest thing i've ever seen. feature immediately --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:49, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  8. Half-For. I'm ambivalent! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 00:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  9. Half for.svg Half for. I'm half for! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  10. Half for.svg Half for. I'm just a stupid IP and my vote should therefore be half, and half of half is 0.25, if I don't see 0.25, that means the widget is broken, which makes me want to cry and shit my pants! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:45, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now a full For vote for an IP like me should be 0.5, if I don't see 0.5, I'm going to cry and shit my pants and call my mommy 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:46, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  12. Half for.svg Half for. I am testing this on the Uncyclopedian page! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:56, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  13. Half for.svg Half for. this is good, but a bit generic. Maybe an image? Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 01:34, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:36, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  15. Symbol for vote.svg For. this needs to be featured. I am not kidding. Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 01:39, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  16. Symbol for vote.svg For. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:19, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  17. For. I put my vote in the wrong section because I can't read! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC) --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  18. Symbol for vote.svg the best fucking article ever If this doesn't win I will fucking kill someone (probably a Yankee or something) to death Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 02:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  19. Symbol for vote.svg For again, Bitch! Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 04:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  20. Symbol for vote.svg For a third motherfucking time, bitch! Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 04:22, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  21. 1,000 votes for ShabiDOO 10:02, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  22. Half for.svg Half for. Gremlins!!! Mr. George (talk) 11:32, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  23. Symbol for vote.svg infinity votes for! Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 14:07, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  24. Ten dildos for. ShabiDOO 14:18, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  25. Half for.svg Half for. Because I made the image. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  26. Symbol for vote.svg Like 4 Cheese Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 18:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  27. Symbol for vote.svg eh, 1 more cheese Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 22:37, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  28. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png – Preceding unsigned comment added by Moccasins (talk • contribs)
  29. Symbol for vote.svg And like 2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 23:59, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6.25
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. No wow RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Eww! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 21:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Against. RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 22:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half Against. I'm ambivalent! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 00:35, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. Half against.svg Half against. I'm slightly ambivalent! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 00:38, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  6. Half against.svg Half against. I am unregistered user, and I am MAD that my vote is only half of a registered user. The injustice!!! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:48, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. I'm BIG MAD! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  8. Half against.svg Half against. Meh... are you sure, guys? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  9. Symbol declined.svg Against. I put my vote in the wrong section because I can't read! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:24, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  10. Infinity votes against (fuck you I can vote for and against, try and stop me) ShabiDOO 11:45, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  11. 8 dildos against. ShabiDOO 14:18, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
yes this in my opinininininininininion is one of the articles whose featured status would add to the joke. Also this widget doesn't show up on mobile --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:56, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Sean Connery

Vote Score: -2
Nomination: OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 02:22, 3 January 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. the page formatting is kinda unhinged and makes it very hard to read, I do like the acccent but that def doesn't help readability... needs copyedits up the wazoo for all those broken links LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gif 22:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Wut? RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 14:15, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments

I'll try to fix it up. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:13, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Joseph Gobbles

Vote Score: 2
Nomination: Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. ShabiDOO 19:49, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg i hab a stronk reeding this uhhhhhhh LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gif 12:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. i love puns Schism (talk) 21:44, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg You know what? Fuck it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:45, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 21:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg To quote snake,"You're pretty good.." Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 03:07, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:50, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Take this back to the Encyclopedia Dramatica, man... User:OrdinaryJoe1234 20:23, 2 January 2026
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I Chuckled at it, but I wouldn't call it feature material. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Yeah no. i'm also testing this new gadget. Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 16:32, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. After much thought, perhaps, the mostest, muchest thoughts a person thinking could ever conceive of thinking, I have decided to vote AGAINST! Thank you for your attention to this matter! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 06:40, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments

P.S. I actually do visit Encyclopedia Dramatica occasionally, and this looks nothing like an actual ED article. For those of you who don't know, the primary purpose of ED is to document memes and Internet drama, but yes, they do fill with gore, racism, anti-Semitism, etc. And most articles have a giant gallery of porn related to the article's subject at the bottom of the page. For the lulz. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Maxipad

Vote Score: 3
Nomination: ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 11:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Eh, sure, why not 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Really puzzled over the hesitancy for people to vote on this. This article is a lot less punchy or offensive than a dozen other articles I have written and featured. However, the people have spoken. Some feedback from anyone would be appreciated. ShabiDOO 10:01, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Microwave oven

Vote Score: 4.5
Nomination: OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 16:38, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Chat épée
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Snappy710
  3. Symbol for vote.svg RIP my barbie doll yes, i did in fact microwave a barbie doll and it haunts me still. thanks for the mems... LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gif 12:48, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Half for. pretty funny, but the second half is just a wall of text. maybe an image or two. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:25, 4 January 2026 (UTC)
  5. I just love voting! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 05:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Osu!

Vote Score: 3.499
Nomination: Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.499
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. ziv (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. About as good as most featured articles, I guess! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 17:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
Comments

Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Not sure if this is funny or not. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:07, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

It is. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 04:05, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

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