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I maed a yuky doody

Score: 4.5 penis
Nomination: User:Willy on wheels 21:23, 14 May 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes. Willy on wheels (talk) 21:36, 14 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Yes, goddammit. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:05, May. 16, 2021
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. but only because of the associated audio file. That thing is pure fucking gold.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:38, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. 203.82.101.130 (talk) 00:47, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Count Chocula WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:49, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Caffeine

Score: 4 people on caffeine
Nomination: Willy on wheels 14:43, 13 May 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Funny article, also long. Willy on wheels (talk) 18:47, 13 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For - I like how it's indecipherable. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:06, May. 16, 2021
  3. Symbol for vote.svg *glub glub*  Cassandra  (talk) 00:37, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.
    Prettygoodarticleyeahpprettygooddoyouhaveanymoreespresso?
    Prettygoodarticleyeahpprettygooddoyouhaveanymoreespresso?
    WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:51, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Vore

Score: -1 Vore
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 22:04, 11 May 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nom. Willy on wheels (talk) 22:04, 11 May 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE! Smells like the person who wrote this is either bat fuck insane or has some criminal pregnancy fetish. Also, I'm an antinatalist.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:36, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg BLEAUGHAUEGHEH! Ew! Horrendous Formatting! Oh yeah, and the subject matter is kinda gross. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:45, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Short and I didn't find it very funny. ShabiDOO 18:25, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

Samuel L. Johnson

Score: 3
Nomination: Good article, surprised no one has nominated it before. Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:11, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Per above. Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:11, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Half of a for Needs improvement, but improvement isn't a must. Mediocre for something on the Main Page. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:14, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Lol claaassic! MrX blow me 23:26, 3 May 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sog1970 (talk) 10:44, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Half for Eh.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:32, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Didn't find it very funny. Willy on wheels (talk) 15:12, 13 May 2021 (UTC)

Chihuahua

Score: 1 dog(s)
Nomination: Pretty good article.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 17:42, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Eh, it's alright. Plus, much worse articles have gotten featured, and also, think of the dogs when voting. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gale5050 (talk • contribs)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Penis. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs) #Symbol for vote.svg For. Penis. Willy on wheels (talk) 17:29, 11 May 2021 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Slight No. I hate Chihuahuas. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 03:01, 3 May 2021 (UTC)

Tiny Penis Syndrome

Score: 2
Nomination: Willy on wheels (talk) 22:06, 30 April 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. An old Uncyclopedia article, I feel like it should be featured Willy on wheels (talk) 22:06, 30 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Eh. It's alright. At least this is better then some other VFH's, like this one. - Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:31, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Sorry this is a little short. It's funny but brief and a little lacking in direction. ShabiDOO 20:41, 8 May 2021 (UTC)

HowTo:Tell If I'm Crazy or Not

Score: 2
Nomination: WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:23, 26 April 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nothing like a small psychedelic trip on my favorite Wikipedia parody website, Uncyclopedia! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 14:23, 26 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Eh, it's short but fairly decent.  Cassandra  (talk11:45am  April 28, 2021
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

User:Zombiebaron/Resignation

Score: 4 Zombiebarons
Nomination:  Cassandra  (talk12:20am  March 31, 2021
For Votes: 9
  1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron.  Cassandra  (talk12:20am  March 31, 2021
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. *Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron* JJPMaster 00:22, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
    1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. I was sad to see this. He was here since it began in 2005, before Hurricane Katrina. He stopped editing on January 11, though he edited a bit on Wikipedia. He stepped down on March 29. Oh shit I was supposed to say "Zombiebaron" a bunch. Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron ZombiebaronZombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:34, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. We-sa free! Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:39, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  4. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Hilarious encyclopedic humour, truly a classic article. -- The Zombiebaron 02:29, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  5. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. I'm so jelly of that letterhead. MrX blow me 02:32, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Somebody, Help! I spilled all my Zombiebarons!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 04:12, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  7. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron! Zombie! Zom! Z! ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  07:25, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  8. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. No matter where you are, what rank you are, what path in life you take, you'll always be the Boss to me. Godspeed Zombiebaron, Godspeed. --товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me woo) 12:09, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  9. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. This is really a terrible thing and there is nothing funny about it. ShabiDOO 21:42, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Awful. But I'm still waiting for your next article. ~ Qakun · talk 03:51, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Don't nominate user pages. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs) 19:20 5 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 03:30, Apr. 28, 2021
  4. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron, only because I am sad that he has resigned. Also @Zombiebaron: your brisket is coming soon ..... — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 17:17:06 2021/05/03 UTC
  5. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 13:21, 11 May 2021 (UTC)
Comments
  • Do not close VFH until shortly before July 11, 2021. Feature specifically on that day (10th anniversary of ZB initially becoming bureaucrat). Note to self: designate that day as National Zombiebaron Day, and prepare a site reskin for that purpose.  Cassandra  (talk12:36pm  March 31, 2021
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. colossal chad move --товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me woo) 12:39, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
  • Love it! But should it be International Zombiebaron Day? Just a thought. MrX blow me 14:40, 31 March 2021 (UTC)


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