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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For. Wow Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Get this on the front page! General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:50, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. YEAH!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:51, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. probably the best page in all of this wiki. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. No wow Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  Against. Eww! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Against. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 22:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Ehh. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Eeehehfef Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 22:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Beans. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 22:35, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. @RealDonaldTrump: This is good an all, but you should make "Add nompage to watchlist" turned off by default, add more options (like Abstain, Half-For, Half-Against). 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:44, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

UnNews:Trump awarded another Nobel Peace Prize for ending war in Venezuela he started three hours ago

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Vote	Score: 5.99 American Saddam Hussein fans
Nomination:	~ Kakun · talk 00:53, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.99	For. RealDonaldTrump totally nailing it. ~ Kakun · talk 00:53, 5 January 2026 (UTC)  Slight for. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 00:56, 5 January 2026 (UTC)  0.99 of a 'for'.  Cassandra  (talk) 04:06, 10 January 2026 (UTC) Might as well! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 05:05, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. YEAHHH!!! AMERICA, FUCK YEA-oh yeah, forgot I have to talk about this article. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 05:09, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  Slight for. Mr. George / talk 05:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Made a bunch of edits. Really brilliant idea for this article RealDonaldTrump!!!! ShabiDOO 13:02, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I translated it to Hebrew, using ChatGPT of course. ~ Kakun · talk 01:22, 5 January 2026 (UTC) Testing! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 18:30, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Sean Connery

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Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 02:22, 3 January 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 2	Against. the page formatting is kinda unhinged and makes it very hard to read, I do like the acccent but that def doesn't help readability... needs copyedits up the wazoo for all those broken links Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 22:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC) Wut? Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 14:15, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	I'll try to fix it up. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:13, 3 January 2026 (UTC) Thank you Soviet! The user, NOT the Union of Republics of a Socialist nature! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 14:21, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Joseph Gobbles

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Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC) ShabiDOO 19:49, 29 December 2025 (UTC)  i hab a stronk reeding this uhhhhhhh Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 12:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  For. i love puns Schism (talk) 21:44, 3 January 2026 (UTC)  You know what? Fuck it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:45, 3 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 21:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)  To quote snake,"You're pretty good.." Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 03:07, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against. 23:50, 29 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. Take this back to the Encyclopedia Dramatica, man... User:OrdinaryJoe1234 20:23, 2 January 2026  Against. I Chuckled at it, but I wouldn't call it feature material. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC) Yeah no. i'm also testing this new gadget. Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 16:32, 10 January 2026 (UTC) After much thought, perhaps, the mostest, muchest thoughts a person thinking could ever conceive of thinking, I have decided to vote AGAINST! Thank you for your attention to this matter! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 06:40, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	P.S. I actually do visit Encyclopedia Dramatica occasionally, and this looks nothing like an actual ED article. For those of you who don't know, the primary purpose of ED is to document memes and Internet drama, but yes, they do fill with gore, racism, anti-Semitism, etc. And most articles have a giant gallery of porn related to the article's subject at the bottom of the page. For the lulz. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 02:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC) I'm going to have to think about this... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 16:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC) Testing! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 18:30, 10 January 2026 (UTC) I don't know, why is he a turkey? Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 04:44, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Why not a gerbil? Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 06:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC) I'm gonna add another comment, just for the heck of it... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 06:45, 11 January 2026 (UTC) I'm just going to keep on adding comments until somebody tells me to stop! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 07:06, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Maxipad

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	ShabiDOO 12:07, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	im too scared to vote on this one, i get the feeling there's a sword at my neck already... Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 19:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Microwave oven

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Vote	Score: 4.5
Nomination:	OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 16:38, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5	Chat épée  For. Snappy710  RIP my barbie doll yes, i did in fact microwave a barbie doll and it haunts me still. thanks for the mems... Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 12:48, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. pretty funny, but the second half is just a wall of text. maybe an image or two. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:25, 4 January 2026 (UTC) I just love voting! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 05:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I love commenting to! – Preceding unsigned comment added by RealDonaldTrump (talk • contribs)

Osu!

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Vote	Score: 3.499
Nomination:	Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.499	For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:10, 16 December 2025 (UTC)  For.Stevontavius (talk) 18:57, 19 December 2025 (UTC)  For. Username (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)  For. ziv (talk) 23:05, 23 December 2025 (UTC)  0.499 i still have no idea wtf this is, but it was reasonably funny to read Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 12:45, 2 January 2026 (UTC)  For. About as good as most featured articles, I guess! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 17:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. 07:55, 21 December 2025 (UTC)  Against. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:33, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Not sure if this is funny or not. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:07, 23 December 2025 (UTC) It is. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 04:05, 24 December 2025 (UTC) Wow. I didn't know this even existed... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 05:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

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