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- 15:25, 6 March 2025 An image built one pixel at a time (hist | edit) [1,149 bytes] OPOSSUM (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'Sorry, {{U|{{REVISIONUSER}}}}, but you cannot edit at this time. You must wait for someone else to edit the canvas. This is a work-in-progress based on a modified version of the chessboard template. I plan to make the canvas bigger and add more colors. <!-- 0=white 1=black 2=græy 3=red 4=green 5=blue 6=yellow 7=purple --> {{AIBOPAAT|img=png |0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0 |0|0|0|3|0|0|0|0 |0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0 |0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0 |0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0 |0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0 |0|0|0|0|0|0|...')
- 13:01, 6 March 2025 Cooper Dejean (hist | edit) [2,726 bytes] Bigbojangles (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'Cooper Notasafety Dejean is an American football hero and a champion in white rights. Cooper Dejean broke the color barrier and became a white cornerback, a position typically held by black players. In the superbowl he picked off Patrick Mahomes and returned it for a touchdown. He is an inspiration to millions of young white boys who were only able to see black cornerbacks in the NFL who now have somebody to look up to. He is said to be...') Tag: Disambiguation links
- 23:30, 3 March 2025 Low taper fade (hist | edit) [14,376 bytes] Mr. George (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'thumb|Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, the golfer commonly associated with the folkloric shot technique.|201x201px In the artistry of golf, the '''low taper fade''' refers to a highly elusive and almost mythical ball-striking technique supposedly nigh-impracticable to the common linksman, often whispered about on the fairways and from within the locker rooms, though few have ever seen it executed in the wild. The skill is often linked to th...')
- 21:23, 2 March 2025 Pixelplace (hist | edit) [4,477 bytes] Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Quote|Nukes, gambling, AND vandalism?|You}}{{Quote|All I see are upsidedown T's... black dots... grey Finland... and Germany...}} '''Pixelplace''' is a collaborative project that that has uses place pixels on the canvas. If that sounds familiar, it's because Pixelplace is a ripoff{{Cn}} of Reddit's 2017 April Fools joke, "r/place", not to be confused with the other Reddit April Fools joke that...') Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
- 19:17, 2 March 2025 Dalgona (hist | edit) [848 bytes] TropicalPanther (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '250px|thumb|Dalgona. Yum '''Dalgona''' is the Korean version of traybake, know for being fed to horses in the fall. In popular culture, this is notable because it was a game in the Netflix show Squid Game. If the cookie breaks. They are ate in a <span style="color: #702963">Byzantium</span> mouse == History == Dalgona originated from improving taxes by 88% and accidentally traded as a cookie with an a...')
- 13:13, 1 March 2025 Ignoramus (hist | edit) [612 bytes] Sev (talk | contribs) (Created blank page) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit Visual edit Very short new article
- 23:55, 28 February 2025 The Great Monkeigh war of 2,000,000 B.C (hist | edit) [1,501 bytes] Mrredskull (talk | contribs) (made the basics plan on adding more.) Tags: Visual edit Possible spam
- 20:58, 28 February 2025 Dr. Doofenshmirtz (hist | edit) [24,333 bytes] Mr. George (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Infobox person | name = Heinz Doofenshmirtz | image = DoctorDoof.png | alt = | caption = | birth_name = | birth_date = 1 September 1940 | birth_place = Gimmelshtump, Drusselstein, Nazi Germany | death_date = 21 August 1984 | death_place =Danville, Nobody Knows | nationality = German | other_names = Doof, Father Time | occupation = Self-proclaimed evil genius, full-time failure, p...') Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
- 19:17, 28 February 2025 Lemuria (hist | edit) [3,337 bytes] 168.11.96.2 (talk) (well I made it) Tag: Visual edit
- 19:16, 28 February 2025 Pervatasaurus (hist | edit) [654 bytes] Bigbojangles (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'The Pervatasaurus(aka Pervatasaurus Leroy) is a dinosaur and a cute one at best. The Pervatasaurus is known to have lived around the world but stayed close to schools of fish. The Pervatasaurus was believed to have been a scavenger as found in his neatly stacked feces. Pervatasaurus lived in the Cretaceous era but because the Pervatasaurus lived deep in caves they were believed to have survived the meteor strike but were ended by Big oil after the...') Tag: Disambiguation links
- 17:42, 28 February 2025 UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Continueoption5 (hist | edit) [714 bytes] OPOSSUM (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Background|Tacoma_WA_aerial.jpg|0.4}} right|frameless You continue '''<nowiki>Option 5</nowiki>'''-ing. You '''<nowiki>Option 5</nowiki>''' so hard that you cancel out all the previous times that you '''<nowiki>Option 5</nowiki>'''ed, therefore your '''<nowiki>Option 5</nowiki>'''ing has absolutely no effect at all. It is now safe to continue through Tacoma. You may: *..Seatac|Head towar...') originally created as "..Continueoption5"
- 13:58, 28 February 2025 Ngololand (hist | edit) [1,017 bytes] 94.104.193.73 (talk) (←Created page with ' The Ngololand, officially the People's Democratic Intergalactic Banana Republic of the Ngololand, is the most powerful, most populous, biggest, richest, poorest and the only country on the African continent. The capital and most populous city of the nation is Ouakatouko. Shit, I forgot to turn off the oven. == History == No one really knows when the Ngololand was founded, but it's common knowledge that the country will fall to ruin the 31th of...') Tag: Visual edit
- 19:36, 26 February 2025 MLB Shidfest (hist | edit) [21,398 bytes] Alph Main (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'The Recruiter from Squid Games is a very handsome Asian gentleman. He did not die after shooting himself in the head, he was just placed on the 5 day IL. Now he has been tasked with convincing dummies across the MLB to play shid gamez. ==Big Meat Pete== Pete Alonso is a fat baseman for the New York Mest. He has earned the nickname "The BiPolar Bear" due to the sexual mood swings he experiences after eating cheeseburgers. Alonso was born in Tampa Bay, Flor...') Tag: Visual edit
- 20:59, 25 February 2025 Taylor Alison Swift (hist | edit) [47,496 bytes] Tranvit (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Construction}} Taylor ''Alison''<ref>sounds like an Allison, company whice was assembling aircraft engines until 1995.</ref> Swift (*December 13, 1989, Reading, Pennsylvania) is an American singer, songwriter, and a carefully orchestrated experiment in mass culture. She began her career in country music but quickly realized tha...') Tag: Visual edit
- 10:42, 25 February 2025 Portal:Zoology/Intro (hist | edit) [408 bytes] DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'right|120px '''Zoology''' (not to be confused with ''zooology'' (the study of animal enclosures) or ''zoooology'' (the study of animal eggs)) is the study of animals themselves, and the determination of how they can best be exploited by humans and other extraterrestrial lifeforms. (''See more...'')<noinclude>Category:Portal intros</noinclude>') Tag: Disambiguation links
- 03:18, 25 February 2025 Bukayo Saka (hist | edit) [2,218 bytes] ChuckRef1 (talk | contribs) (Bukayo Saka Page)
- 23:54, 24 February 2025 Lawrencium (hist | edit) [8,702 bytes] Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Whoops|Law}} = Lawrencium = {{Quote|Is that, like, for the law or something?}}{{Quote|Hey, I got a Nobel Peace Prize for my bat fuck insane physics! Maybe I should make Nobel Prizium...|Ernest Lawrence}} {{Elementdata/New|above=Lu|below=/|left=Nobelium|right=/|Z=103|symbol=Lr|melts=On a frier|boils=On a stove|isotopes=Several|chi=When it gets sad|tableimage=Lr-TableImage.svg|name=Lawrencium|flavor=The judicial system...') Tag: Disambiguation links
- 16:57, 24 February 2025 DPP (company) (hist | edit) [43,899 bytes] Tranvit (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Construction}} right|frameless The Prague Public Transit Company (Dopravní podnik hl. m. Prahy, a.s. – DPP) is the main operator of public transportation in the capital, successfully combining delays, service interruptions, and corruption scandals into a perfectly synchronized chaos. It operates the metro, trams, buses, and occasionally even a trolleybus—when it’s not stuck in the depot due...') Tag: Visual edit
- 13:32, 24 February 2025 Portal:Portals/Further Reading (hist | edit) [560 bytes] DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '<!-- Further Reading --> {{flatlist| *Portals *Uncyclopedia *Uncyclopedia in-jokes }} '''Featured articles''' {{flatlist|{{#dpl: |category=Uncyclopedia |category=Featured |notnamespace=User |notnamespace=File |notnamespace=Category |notnamespace=UnNews |suppresserrors=true |format=,\n* %PAGE%, |randomcount=3 }}}}}}<noinclude> Category:Portal lists...')
- 13:24, 24 February 2025 Portal:Portals/DIY (hist | edit) [1,231 bytes] DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (original code by User:RealDonaldTrump)
- 13:11, 24 February 2025 Portal:Portals/Intro (hist | edit) [771 bytes] DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '120px A '''portal''' is an introductory page for a given topic. It points out good articles on a topic, allowing non-featured material to be highlighted in some form. Portals also help editors find related projects and things they can do to help improve Uncyclopedia. Portals are the best way to start exploring Uncyclopedia. Or, they ''would'' be, if it wasn't for the fact that most people...')
- 16:18, 23 February 2025 Ant & Dec's Limitless Win (hist | edit) [3,266 bytes] Sweetiejsmile (talk | contribs) (←Created page with ''''Ant & Dec's Limitless Win''' is a itv show that make people who join can win unlimited money. Every questions' answer is a number and players will move up by the number that they answer. If player go under the exact answer, they will lose some of the number of "life", depend on the difference between it and the exact answer. If player go over the exact answer, even by one (!!), or are under the exact answer by more number of "life" they had left, game o...') Tag: Visual edit
- 00:32, 23 February 2025 Zeitpyramide/Full version (hist | edit) [3,253 bytes] Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'thumb|Not much progress has been done. Every 10 years, this image will have to be updated for the new block. As of writing, a new block will be added to this image in 2033. <big><big>'''''This is the full version of the article, once finished.'''''</big></big> The '''Zeitpyramide''' is a physical construction-based piece of art located in the microscopic town of Wemding, Bavaria, Germany. Honestly, I'd prefer ...')
- 04:02, 22 February 2025 Agglutination (hist | edit) [3,233 bytes] OPOSSUM (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Whoops|Gibberish}} '''Agglutination''' is a linguistic concept that Bat-Fuck-Insane-er-ishifies languages and ultramegaestizes words, wordoids, quasi-wordoids, and other antiunconfusing multiletterishlyisms. "Undisagglutinatingivishly languages" semi-oftenishly overlengthyify their megalowordlets ultra-unusefully. Agglutination was wordlyified by gigahypernerd Wilhelm von Humboldt in sub/post/quasi-1700-ishness. Agglutination's quasi-...')
- 22:48, 21 February 2025 Portal:Religion/Intro (hist | edit) [1,161 bytes] RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'thumb|100px|He knows what you did last thursday '''Religion''' generally involves the following or worship of a creed or deity in which one has optimistically attributed supernatural powers. "True Believers" are often labeled as schizophrenics or having some other neurological disorders in certain scientific-minded and rational cir...')
- 22:39, 21 February 2025 Zeitpyramide (hist | edit) [2,388 bytes] Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'The '''Zeitpyramide''' is a work of art being created one block every decade. In German, it translates to "Time Pyramid". However, I cannot simply add a word every decade, or else this page will be finished in the year 5000 AD. Every day, at approximately whenever I feel like it, a word will be placed down by the creator of this page. And only me. Only me. Only '''''me...''''' Images will be added, caption-less, however, captions will be added...') Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
- 03:07, 21 February 2025 Imperial units (hist | edit) [4,178 bytes] Ignorant person (talk | contribs) (top section) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit Visual edit Very short new article
- 17:37, 20 February 2025 Actinides (hist | edit) [386 bytes] 66.222.41.185 (talk) (←Created page with 'Actinides are a group of several radioactive elements. This is a list compiled of these. == The List Itself == * Actinium * Thorium * Protactinium * Uranium * Plutonium * Americium * Curium * Berkelium * Californium * Einsteinium * Fermium * Mendelevium * Nobelium * Lawrencium If this is to be turned into a disambiguation page, go ahead.') Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
- 17:31, 20 February 2025 Lanthanides (hist | edit) [321 bytes] 66.222.41.185 (talk) (←Created page with 'Lanthanides are a group of several elements. This is a list of these. == The List Itself == * Lanthanum * Cerium * Neodymium * Pentium * Samarium * Europium * Gadolinium * Terbium * Dysprosium * Holmium * Erbium * Thulium * Ytterbium * Lutetium That's literally it. If someone wants this to turn into a disambiguation page, sure. Go ahead.') Tag: Visual edit
- 13:19, 20 February 2025 Iodine (hist | edit) [3,019 bytes] 168.11.96.2 (talk) (I'm hoping these templates are even working, but basically I made this.) Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
- 08:35, 20 February 2025 Portal:Politics/Further Reading (hist | edit) [2,600 bytes] RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Simple navbox |title = Portal Categories |bodystyle = border:0; background: none |bodyclass = hlist |headerstyle = background-color: #e5e5b3; font-family:'Linux Libertine','Georgia','Times',serif; font-weight:normal |group1 = Political Categories |list1 = *Category:Government *Category:Ineffective Left Wing Propaganda *Category:Ineffective Right Wing Propaganda *Category:Political controversies *:Category:...')
- 14:31, 19 February 2025 ULTRAKILL (hist | edit) [24,022 bytes] 168.11.96.2 (talk) (I think I made it a redirect.) Tags: Visual edit Very short new article
- 14:26, 19 February 2025 Kakistocracy (hist | edit) [2,108 bytes] 168.11.96.2 (talk) (Created the whole thing since I noticed you didn't have one.) Tag: Visual edit
- 03:00, 19 February 2025 Keir Starmer (hist | edit) [12,403 bytes] Mr. George (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{British}} {{Infobox officeholder |name = Keir Starmer |image = KeirStarmy.png |caption = "Never Here" Keir, pictured concurrently considering every possible opinion, but waiting for the focus group results first. |office = Prone Middler of the United Kingdom |term_start = 5 July 2024 |term_end = |predecessor = Rishi "Infant-ry" Sunak |successor = |state1 = United Kingdom |birth_name = Keir...') Tag: Disambiguation links
- 19:28, 18 February 2025 Jurickson Profar (hist | edit) [16,155 bytes] Alph Main (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'Jurickson BARTHOLEMUE HENRY ALLEN Profar is a Curacaoan baseball shitter in MLB. He has played for the Texas Racists, Oakland Asses, Coronado Rockshitters, and San Diego Daddies. He is currently an Atlanta Boobie. ==Early Life== Profar was born in WillemDaFoe, a small island in the middle of fucking nowhere. From a very young age, Profar was taught to not give up his seat for pregnant women. This led him to becoming one of the most hyped kidz in the world,...') Tag: Visual edit
- 17:14, 18 February 2025 Markov text generator (hist | edit) [4,759 bytes] Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '<div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"> ''This page has been markov'd by Hay Kranen's markov text generator. Loss of brain cells is guaranteed.''<table cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" style="margin:auto; text-align:center; background-color:#dff1e6; color:#790707; border-top:2px solid red; border-bottom:2px solid green; border-right:2px solid red; border-left:2px solid green;"> <tr> <td>left|120px|>f. X.amo!!</td> <td...')
- 23:58, 17 February 2025 Alan MacMasters (hist | edit) [2,872 bytes] DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (creating a new article based on a video I saw today... let's hope I remember to keep building on it)
- 11:36, 16 February 2025 Minecraft mobs (hist | edit) [6,743 bytes] MyceliumMan (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'This article is about the creatures jumpscaring you in the popular video game Minecraft. Minecraft has an overpopulation of these creatures and so I thought it was best to make their very own article for them as otherwise the Minecraft would be 90% about the mobs and 10% about the rest of the blocky bullshit. Like seriously, trees don't just float like that. '''Farm animals''' Farm animals in Minecraft are everywhere they shouldn't be. Forests, ju...')
- 05:12, 16 February 2025 Portal:People/List (hist | edit) [1,903 bytes] RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Simple navbox|collapse = no|headerstyle = background:none; border:none;|bodystyle = background:none; border:none; font-size:inherit|bodyclass = hlist |title = |group1 = Subcategories |list1 = *Category:People by age *Category:People by appearance *Category:People by association *Category:People by behavior *Category:People by ethnicity *Category:People by gender *Category:People by occupation *:Category:People b...')
- 07:36, 15 February 2025 Doppelgänger (hist | edit) [3,341 bytes] 191.101.217.30 (talk) (←Created page with '<!-- a reader needs his illusions you will ruin the surprise! oh well -->{{Snow}} {{#css: body { background-color: #020202 !important; } #footer-icons, #mw-panel, #simpleSearch, #footer, #mw-head, #mw-page-base, #catlinks, #firstHeading,...')
- 00:43, 15 February 2025 Ultimate fate of the universe (hist | edit) [167 bytes] Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (i know i've been saying "controversial articles that i've made" alot, but this is ACTUALLY just a blank page, with a one-liner, with css that makes it look like nothing, with a wikipedia template) Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 12:19, 14 February 2025 Express "Taylor Swift" (hist | edit) [32,077 bytes] Tranvit (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Construction}} The Taylor Swift Train is a special express service by Czech Railways, created as a response to Taylor Swift’s concert in the Czech Republic, specifically designed for Swifties. When it became clear that Central Europe was about to experience one of the largest musical invasions in history in 2026, Czech Railways couldn’t just stand by idly. The mass exodus of Swifties demanded action. And so, in meeting rooms where decisions usually...') Tag: Visual edit
- 06:20, 14 February 2025 Portal:History/Further Reading (hist | edit) [2,186 bytes] RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Simple navbox |title = Portal Categories |bodystyle = border:0; background: none; margin:0; |headerstyle = background-color:#f7f7bb; color:#333; font-family:'Linux Libertine','Georgia','Times',serif; font-weight:normal; |collapse = no |bodyclass = hlist |list = *Archaeology *Featured History *Fields of History *Historical Eras *:Category:His...')
- 05:06, 14 February 2025 Portal:Business/Further Reading (hist | edit) [910 bytes] RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with ''''Portal categories'''{{flatlist| *Accounting *Advertising *Business *Capitalism *Communism *Depressions *Economy *Expensive *Liberalism *Libertarianism *Poverty *:Category:Socialism|Soci...')
- 16:23, 13 February 2025 Portal:Culinary/Further Reading (hist | edit) [8,236 bytes] RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Simple navbox |title = A compendium of food-related links for your perusal |list = {{Simple navbox |title = Pork-related items |group1 = Pigs |list1 = Last Little Pig {{·}} Miss Piggy {{·}} Piggy Bank {{·}} Police officer (''Australian'') {{·}} Spider Pig {{·}} Wild boars |group2 = Bacon |list2 = Bacon fat {{·}} Bacon Shrub {{·}} Ch...')
- 12:21, 13 February 2025 Telegram (software) (hist | edit) [4,384 bytes] 67.209.128.145 (talk) (←Created page with '<!--Please write everything after the striked part like some Telegram enthusiast bragging about its superiority. Don't forget the exclamation marks.--> thumb|Pavel Durov got so rich from developing Telegram that he even invented the paper plane! {{Wikipedia|Telegram (software)|Telegram}} <s>'''Telegram''' is the messenger that every single of its users cry and brag about how superior it is to other messengers. 99.9% of all Te...')
- 21:19, 12 February 2025 Dissolution of the Soviet Union (hist | edit) [8,893 bytes] Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (another one of my controversial creations) Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
- 18:57, 12 February 2025 Portal:Art/Intro (hist | edit) [1,026 bytes] RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'thumb|right|100px|The word art may come from the [[German|Germanic word ''arsch'', which, loosely translated, might mean "sexy ginger person."]] '''Art''' might be the expression of amazing talent and possibly not stupidity or lack of imagination. Art may be generally considered purely a middle/upper class pursuit. However, some examples may have practical applications, meani...') Tag: Disambiguation links
- 16:39, 11 February 2025 Taylor Swift's tour in Czech Republic (hist | edit) [38,434 bytes] Tranvit (talk | contribs) (I wrote this shit whole day. Anyway, I do not know, which categories fits) Tag: Visual edit
- 15:58, 11 February 2025 Warcrimes commited by the US (hist | edit) [465 bytes] MyArteryIsInPain,PleaseHelp (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '== War crimes by the United States of America == No human rights violation or war crime has ever been committed by the United States of America, and anybody is says that a war crime has been committed by the US will be gunned down like the dirty communist they are, if you do say that the U.S has committed a war crime and possess any intelligence by a terrorist group or enemy of the U.S you will be sent to Guantánamo Bay, where you will have a stern talking...')