Alan MacMasters
Alan MacMasters (20 March 1865 – 25 December 1927) was a Scottish scientist renowned for his wit and wisdom, often compared to those of Nikola Tesla or Thomas Edison. His list of inventions and creations spawn several pages, in which include innovations such as the "vibrating cylinder of intimate use". However, his magnum opus was truly without a doubt the invention of the "electric device to heat bread", which would later be known by the much simpler and more marketable name toaster.
Early life and career[edit | edit source]
Since birth, MacMasters had shown to be a genius boy, being able to read while still being in her mother's womb and to recite the complete Bible backwards in Scottish language while he was still going to kindergarten. As such, his parents sent him to the most prestigious academy they could find in Scotland, which was a farm full of
Invention of the toaster[edit | edit source]
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Death and legacy[edit | edit source]
Sadly, MacMasters would never see his beloved invention gain the recognition it deserved, as he would tragically day on a rainy night in 1927, a year that has been scientifically proven to be "the best year [...] ever". This tragic loss almost made this year lose its status as best year ever, if it hadn't been for the fact that nobody really knew at the time who he was, so nobody really cared.
Even though Alan was gone, his legacy would go on to live forever. The toaster became an appliance fundamental for every house. Alan MacMasters got his own national holiday, and his face was elected to appear on British money, as a reminder of the gift that he had given to the world.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
However, one fateful day, the admins of Wikipedia decided that Alan MacMasters' biography wasn't "verifiable" enough, and wholly deleted Alan's article in the blink of an eye. Just like that, the complete life of such an important person in history was reduced to nothing, simply because of the dull wishes of the higher-ups in charge. They would even furder cement this by writing a new article about Alan MacMasters, but this time framing his life as a simple "hoax"; completely . Up to this day no one has spoken on this tragical event, which can be compared to the burning of the Library of Alexandria
