Bukayo Saka
Bukayo Saka is an Australian professional Football player for Arsenal FC, in the Indian Premier League. He is widely known for his speed, vision (with glasses on), dribbling (without a dummy in), and his darts playing at the Ashes training camp (see Phil Foden Darts Player). He currently plays for the Arsenal FC U10s in the North West Junior Soccer Association, or NWJSA, recently promoted from the Highbury Dogs League.
National Team[edit | edit source]
He currently plays for the national team of San Marino, even though they are the lowest ranked national team in the world. He turned down the Australian National Football Team because someone called him "Maaaaaaate!". Unfortunately for San Marino fans, he is about to switch back to Australia, after scoring more goals for San Marino than Cristiano Ronaldo has in his career, because the teams defence is so bad they concede an average of 81 goals per game. He most famously watched from the stands as Harry "Blazed it over" Kane smashed the easiest flipping penalty of his life over the crossbar for England to send Nigeria into the Africa Cup of Blokes trophy.
Career[edit | edit source]
Bukayo Saka started his club career at the youth academy of WhatCar FC. Oh what a feeling! TOYOTA. He played for them with his mate Jadon Sancow until the U8's, when he went to the Arsenal U8s, and then moving up to the Arsenal U10s. He made his debut for the Arsenal first team in the Papa John's trophy, at the age of 9 years old because Arsenal were very bad back then. He scored 911 goals, all on the 11th September 2001. His most recent game for Arsenal was their 5-1 win against Man City, when Pep Guardiola, their star money launderer, flipped off the Arsenal and his own Man City fans, showing them the score (Arsenal 5-1 Man City).
Family Life[edit | edit source]
Bukayo Saka, like Dom Toretto, thinks family is everything. He lives with his mum, Bukayo Mama Saka, his dad, Bukayo Daddy Saka, and his brother, Tony.
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