Kakistocracy

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Behold! The ONE person that believes in this ideology!

Well, it's just dumb. That's even the meaning of the word "Kakistocracy". It means Rule of the Dumb. Effectively the whole goal of a Kakistocracy is something about putting toddlers in charge of the world (wait that also means nukes) and somehow being high enough to think they can run it (but then again not even the supposedly mature "adults" can). I can sorta fathom why you would believe in this, but also can't (I know you're probably as retarded as a toddler).

Origins[edit | edit source]

I don't know, but I wanna say its probable it's origins lie in giving toddlers toy armies, thinking they won't interpret this as them being given control of the war effort against the adult race. Maybe gun violence? I dunno. I just dunno.

something detailed on its core beliefs[edit | edit source]

Well I'm just gonna be assuming things here since nobody has a book on it. This might as well be a joke, the whole thing. But toddlers exist.

So that's probably what this debacle is about.

a random mini FAQ and some other miscellaneous things[edit | edit source]

Why believe in it?[edit | edit source]

I have no clue why anybody would.

Isn't it already in effect?[edit | edit source]

Shit, you got a point there.

Can I believe in it?[edit | edit source]

I will find you if you do.

Why?[edit | edit source]

What? Where's the question?


and now time for a random quote from Stupidpeopleologist Doctor Mike Hawk.

"This is just the government."

Oh. Maybe it is.


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So yeah, that's the whole article. Go ahead and read something else you nerd.