User talk:Mhaille/archive23

How come you deleted my article? Please let me know

I need help w/linking TO an UnNews article.

Could you please place a nice lookin link below to the following UnNews news article so that I have an example of how to make a link TO an UnNews article? You probably know what I mean-I want it to be nice and neat w/o the code. Thanks, and sry, I'm too new and have been trying to figure this out for an hour. Smuggler http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Adam_Carolla_%22Drinking_with_the_Stars%21%22

You mean something like this? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks for the images!

Thank you so much for those images on Beatlemania, my first successful article! If there is anything that you want or need from me, I owe you! -The Platypus Lord, April 5, 2007

Thanks

Thanks for the additions to my Sexassin article, i really appreeshee-ate the help! --Conjizzys 19:48, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Those edit on tropic of Cancer, Great,I really like the stuff about Boris!! Thanks :), I'll fiddle with it some more --MMACKNIGHT 18:52, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Sorry to pester you again, I can't upload images, even ones that are completly uncopyrighted or from this page; it sort of goes along like noraml, but when it comes to to deside the size of the thumbnail the thing freezes, I'm wondering if it was because I duplicated images on seprerte pages? [User: MMACKNIGHT--MMACKNIGHT 19:46, 25 February 2008 (UTC)]]

Howdy, I hope everythings fine, The Scottish template looks a little out of place down there, should it be removed altogether- or is this a sort of executive formating decision? User: MMACKNIGHTMMACKNIGHT 10:21, 29 February 2008 (UTC) Hi, I've changed username (don't worry its a one off), I kept getting the uppercase mentioned in the chatroom and stuff, I don't know how to get rid of the user MMACKNIGHT, I though mabye I should just let you know about it.Sycamore 17:28, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah....don't worry about your contributions to the site, you are doing really well. I know many people tend to view their standing on the site by feature-count (and its easy for me to talk as I've had a few of them) but bear in mind that it took me about 9 months before I got my first feature here. It will happen for you. Of course the longer you are here the more "tricks" you'll learn, spacing out the really funny "punchlines", comic timing, formatting, clever use of images. The goal we all want is to improve as writers, and I think you can see that you have already in your contributions. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Have I gone far enough, or too far?

Your opinion, please. Unbooks: The Miseries of Uncyclopedia Life Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:12, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Potential Ban?

I'm telling you about this simply because of the volume of edits, but IP 69.138.245.3 has been doing a lot of edits to variety of articles - they even blanked a user page - that really don't make sense. I would say that most aren't vandalism, but the majority of them are terribly illogical and stupid. I would ban it for blanking teh user page - not good sportsmanship you know. This IP was last banned in November for the same types of edits in the same volume of articles. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:04, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Kaltura

Can you catch a staffer on the IRC ASAP and ask them to disable the "collaborative video" link on the main menu? We're going to have a flood of videos we can't control - we just had one. I can't access IRC at the moment. Thanks! ~ 15:13, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Just wanted to stop by and thank you for your replies on my talk page and the village dump. Hope this discussion continues to evolve, without erasing anything, of course. IdoSet 14:00, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Loads of thanks

From our site's resident venerable old coot, a vote was cast. It was for me, in VFS, this month, twice. In fact, I got +sysop by your very hand. For all of these reasons, I thank you. I left a really long comment on your WotY nomination, so use that for your aggrandizement. Ttfn.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:29, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks be to you!

Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... 03:38, 1 March 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎(Muahahahaha!))

Thanks again for the votes, and for being such a cool, sexy and helpful admin, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:04, Mar 1

Collumns

Hey there... on this page, there are collumns, and I was wondering how to do them here... I have tried the codes used there, but they didn't work... Prettiestpretty recommended that I came to ask you. Thanks Iamandrewrice 16:49, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

thanks a lot :) Iamandrewrice 21:48, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

[[Insert Tattling Here]]

Hey bud. Just a heads up. this page is an utter load of crap, and the wiki equivalent of crappy chain mail. With a picture. It doesn't even constitute an article. Actions to be taken? --

1. REDIRECT User:Inorian/sig 16:48, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Hornblower Facts

There may not be many "facts" but there sure are a lot of rote recitations of the Horatio Hornblower plot that aren't jokes. YouFang 16:57, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm not looking to get you to change your vote, but I'd have to say I disagree. Uncyclopedia was formed to spoof and satire Wikipedia, making encyclopedic style articles that, at first glance, would appear as legitimate articles, but on closer inspection reveal the comedic genius hidden within that format. Within the Hornblower article, for example, there is only a small amount of information that comes from the actual tales, most is a rather creative take on tales of that genre peppered with innuendo, double entendres and the subtle use of links to create something that I hope is worthy of the subject matter. Very little within the article actually comes from plotlines within the Hornblower stories, although it may appear to be the case. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I understand what you're saying. One has to include allusions to the truth or articles end up nonsense. But there can be too many, and the funny drains away. I'm not saying I know exactly where that fact threshold lies. I do, however, have my own personal taste, and Horatio Hornblower struck me as not funny enough. Aparently, I'm in the minority anyway. YouFang 23:22, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for helping me imitate you!

You seemed to catch exactly what I was going for there. The line you added was terrific.--<<>> 00:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. Nasty, bad smelling and revitalizing. I now regained the strength to handle some more poop. Thank you! No, seriously, thank you

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

Is this page alright?

I just completed this page - Border Gavaskar Trophy. Do you think its alright? Interferon muton - 9 March 2008.

I'd try adding a few related images, just to improve the look of the article and make it more "encyclopedic" in format. If you find something clever and funny it would really sprouce the article up. I do it all the time with my articles... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Completion,nearly

I've done these, i'm pretty dried up on ideas for them, I was wondering what you think of them, I tried to do somthing similar to your Oscar Wilde, and Enigmas notes from the Undergound, Thanks again for the help, they really brought the pages together.:) Henry Miller UnBooks:Tropic of Cancer

--Sycamore (Talk) 14:05, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

I like them both, just worry they might be a bit "too clever" for some of our readers and contributors... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Could you pop into IRC?

If you have time? Thanks. MrN 14:13, Mar 9

No. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Fair enough. It's just that I am thinking about making a bot for Uncyc, and wanted to discuss it with ya. Maybe catch you later when you are not so busy. MrN 14:25, Mar 9

Thanks again

Ta for the edits with Visconti, if ever I can return the favours don't hesitate to ask (not sexual favours). :)

--Sycamore (Talk) 20:19, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Beurocratic Skill

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Special:Listusers&limit=100&showall=1&group=sysop. Notice how Ljlego and TheLedBalloon are...well...different from the rest? Yeah, that's just a little thing, and I'm sure you're gonna fix it really quickly. :) -- The Zombiebaron 02:56, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey! This better not be some kinda crazy admin hazing ritual. I have very delicate self esteem, you know! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:20, Mar 12

No, no. Your line is "Please, sir, may I have another?", Leddy. -- The Zombiebaron 03:44, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

One of our admins is not like the others, one of our admins is not quite the same, if you wanna find out which is not like the others, now its time to play our game.....its time to play our game.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

infobox

Val Doonican is real!!! I've been yrying to seperate the fields on Tony Visconti and reveal all thats there but no success, do you know how? --Sycamore (Talk) 20:05, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Seeing as you're around and about, can you look at the Morrissy infobox, i can't ge tthe picture to fit in right?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:27, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Missing/Unused images from the Uncyclopedia Store

Mhaille,

I noticed these images turned up on Special:Unusedimages a few days ago. I checked The Uncyclopedia Store but I didn't see any recent edits to suggest vandalism. Are these images duplicates or are they no longer needed ? MadMax 16:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

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I can help here. They're probably from NXWave's user space. I just deleted his entire space and that of his known sockpuppets. He had a duplicate of the store in his space, so it's probably from there. ~ 16:22, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Seeking adoption

Hello, i saw that you were seeking to adopt someone in the "adopt a n00b" program. I would appreciate if you considered Adopting me. Please send me a reply through my talk page. Thank you --Moonzeppelin 00:46, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Thankies

Cheers! Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though! Thanks again!

And thanks again for the image you popped on it way back when - definitely an improvement! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:51, Mar 21

Thanks again

I'm more or less done with Tony Visconti, you're help realy brought the page togerther, I think this is easaly the best on of done, any suggestions for improvement? Ta:) --Sycamore (Talk) 14:56, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Clarification re: Weiqi

An explanation of why I am posting this message: I have been quite busy with Caltech's school work, and I just came back home for spring break a couple of days ago. As a result, I did not consider it a worthwhile use of my time to pursue this issue. I would now like to make a small clarification.

The article was so poorly written that I didn't initially realize that "weiqi" was Go (board game). I remembered that I had played this game with my parents on several prior occasions, but my mind failed to make a connection with the game's "non-Chinese" name. As a result, I attempted to run the page through VFD without a very clear explanation, and my previous protest on your user talk page was also poorly worded. I will make no further attempts to request the article's deletion. However, I won't be able to focus my efforts on improving the article either, since I have several other pressing issues here on Uncyc and in real life.

I hope this clears things up. Your understanding is greatly appreciated. --Pentium5dot1 04:57, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Hmm. It would appear

That I can't edit your user page. This is a gift from me...

Nominated Whore of the Month

This user has been nominated for Whore of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your least favourite users at Whore of the Month user space.

Obviously, you know I love you to bits (in a Uncyc way), and this is also obviously a joke nom. I'm up for it apparently, and it did not seem fair to be the only one contesting the award... MrN 00:38, Mar 27

I NEED ADOPTION!

Seriously. I'm a nooblet, I have NO idea about 1337 speak, and my editing skills are f***ing horrible. Again, PLEASE HELP!!!--Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:45, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Good day

Hello Mhaille, you may remember my short essay on Tony Visconti, well it has stuck some fame- please feel free to peruse it again and see whether you still like it (wink wink).--Sycamore (Talk) 22:28, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

I have a lost kitten for you

Please adopt it before the authorities make a rug out of him ~ 07:09, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

A lost kitten, eh? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

what do you think?

...of my chris lawrence page? is it good?--Pooh the hat 11:50, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Rugby Union?....thats a poncy game....up north we juggle with live handgrenades for fun. That's a REAL man's sport. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Chris Lawrence Edit

You edited the Chris Lawrence page and moved the quote-description to a new section called "Quotes". I didn't want to just change it back, but I wouldn't agree with the change... The quotes describe things and give accounts of his history, they are not merely famous quotes or memorable things he's said... - 05:07 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Actually that was deliberate, I though it would be funnier to have the quotes as a back reference to the previous section. If you want to move the quotes back to where you had them that's fine. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

OK, I'll go with your edit, then. - 12:29 1 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Put This Somewheres

Nominated Whore of the Month

This user has been nominated for Whore of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your least favourite users at Whore of the Month user space.

At last....the recognition I so clearly deserve... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Uh, hello?

Didn't ANYONE pay even the slightest attention to what I said above? Apparently not.--Invincibleflamegruemaster 17:52, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

OK, calm down. Lot's of people aren't replying to me! SysRq was meant to do me a Pee Review and still hasn't got around to it!! Tut...Anyway, have you looked through the list of users prepared to adopt people? Have you tried Mordillo? He adopted me and he's a good dad.... Have you written any articles or done something to stand out a little bit?? The adopters don't want to adopt people that are just going to pack their bags and leave in a week or so (or have I just lied, adopters?)... Keep trying.

P.S. I remember typing that all somewhere before...Oh I remember where, your talk page! I said hi there, and pretty much everything above (and I said that quite a while ago as well...)...I'm prepared to give you more help there, but I'm nowhere near an adopting position, considering I'm still just a n00b. - 07:09 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I DID see your request, but when I clicked on your edits you hadn't seem to have done that much, so I was waiting and watching to see if that was going to change. Time is a valuable commodity and although we're all willing to help as many people as we can sometimes you just need some indication that your actions will not be wasted. By all means, I'd be perfectly happy to adopt you... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey There

Hey man. Just stopping by to ask about, you know...."the thing that we can't talk about." Uh yeah, so anyways, Thinker was wondering if you were going to return again, and he suggested I remove you from "the thing" and I have no problem with doing that of course, but I figured I'd give you a heads up and a last chance to rejoin if you'd like. Remember, mum's the word, etc. etc. -RAHB 05:28, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

I shall be returning to "the thing", just had a really business period for the last few weeks, which should settle down soon. Already have some ideas and notes for "additions". Have even kept up with your "recent" additions...its really starting to expand nicely. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Glad to hear it. I'll be notifying El Thinko then to tell him what's up. Add "anything" whenever you feel like it. And mum is still, in fact, the word. Doo wah, doo wah. What's the word. Doo wah. Doo wah. How's your bird. Doo wah. -RAHB 22:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

poor unwelcomed noob

User:Kaosbouncer- this user hasen't been welcomed with the help advice so forth, he.she seems to have been left behind by the welcome commitee, I tried myself (seeing as I was about) to put the welcome thing up, unfortunaly all the templates came up and I was forced to delete and abondon it, He/She is doing alright, but could mabye do with directiosn for where to get help and so forth.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:47, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Hello

--Dr Joshua Hunt, Beijing Institute 18:37, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Last year I put up a soon to be huffed University Challenge page that you helped with, I've put it back up, not at all funny, but it's there so if you would like to help me out a bit it would be appreciated...I cant work the pictures, but theres some definate room for some funny stuff there, I think the concept is a funny one...

Good stuff

--Dr Joshua Hunt, Beijing Institute 21:41, 9 April 2008 (UTC) thanks for you help.

Help

I'm really sorry to run into a minor quibble. I feel confident enough to write the bulk of my pages, particularly this one. If I need help I will ask, as you can see from your talk page. When it’s in the open, I will put it though Pee Review and try my best to improve any critcimss. I've left a request for images (Radical X corner) I would be honored if you would look at. I also with respect object towards mouthing off about people on my articles, it'll get me banned and is a little too personal for my comfort. The individual you spoke about has helped me a great deal. Thanks again and I hope this will not come between future collaborations between you (my favorite writer) and myself:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:07, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Sycamore....the comments weren't from me, some arsewipe IP left a nasty message for Mordillo. I just reverted it back. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

vfh

Tries too hard? Seriously? Whatever, man... -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:29, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Think its fair to say that its not your best work, although there were some gems within it, particularly towards the end. I'd probably cut it down to size and remove some of the excess, but that's just my opinion, and that's all it is. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I dunno. I think it's absolutely some of my best work, Uncyclopedia or no. I don't think there's any excess because everything I wrote was written with a purpose; there's no filler at all. And I know I didn't try too hard, because it was the most effortless writing I've done in recent memory. I guess the length is unappealing, particularly in this medium. I'm considering removing it from the site, actually. It might be something I'll try to get published someday, and in that case I don't think I want it available and editable for free on this site. Seven Fors, two Againsts and three Abstains after 10 days is ridiculous for something as densely packed with originality and written with such a unique voice. If the community doesn't appreciate it, I don't want it on here. In the meantime, I guess we can go ahead and feature another hilarious article about emo kids. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:18, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

I still love you! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 20:17, 17 Apr 2008

Thanks, Spang! YOU 'N' ME FOR UNCYC PREZ IN '08! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:57, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

On a related note, could you vote for my article on emo kids, stm? It's got 4 fewer fors than yours and could use all the votes it can get.--<<>> 21:55, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Why do I get the feeling that this discussion is somehow related to something I did? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:12, Apr 18

/me puts my fingers over everyone's mouths... No! Shh, say nothing. The awkward silence tells me all I must know. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:21, Apr 18

Funny thing is one of my favourite self-authored articles is my Baron Ringpiece UnBook, within which the humour is in many parts exceedingly subtle. I love it because its a gentle humour, and its something I wrote for the sheer enjoyment of doing so, and it is the most effortless writing I have done on the site, it just flowed and wrote itself. Somehow it did get featured, but I remember lots of people asking what was actually funny in it?

Maybe I'm missing something in the article, could be subtle Merkin'centric references but its really only the last section that made me smile. Maybe its just my own personal tastes? I don't know really, it just does nothing for me. Not like that amusing Emo related article...now THAT is one damn fine article. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Maybe you can GO POOP YOUR PANTALOONS. NYAH. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:05, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

/me awards STM the Zelda Fitzgerald Award for the Acceptance of Constructive Criticism 2008. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Altair v1.2

Hi, i'm the guy who wrote the Altair v1.2 article. I'm just wondering about the changes I have to make, to be sure i'm not doing anything wrong.--AldirTheKnight 02:53, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

David Bowie

I'm working on a David Bowie Rewrite- although I know enough to write well on Bowie. It would be great have some imput from the master; Intrested?--Sycamore (Talk) 08:29, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote, and the help with Tony Visconti

Big hugs and a Guinness from me. I hope this will be the first of many, once again major thanks and kudos my "sort of/really" adopter.:-)the now Knighted--Sycamore (Talk) 21:24, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Actually...

To tell you the truth, Mhaille, all of the pages I've made have been deleted. Oh well. Figures for a noob like me.--Invincibleflamegruemaster 19:29, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Key question is....watcha gonna do about it, brother? Come back with a better article, packed with funny and satire? Write an article so filled with humour that it needs a national and maybe international health warning? Its time to step up to the plate. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Aretha Franklin needs your opinion

Could you look at this and make suggestions? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:48, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Coupla questions

You're smart (sannse said so on IRC) so I get to ask you stuff. First of all, what's the limit of articles on VFH? Apparently Mah Nà Mah Nà failed its last nom because VFH was too full. Also, what's the process for re-nominating an article? T'anks. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 09:23, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I believe its quite fluent, but often there's a limit imposed of 20 articles. With regards to renomming an article think the usual "process" is to leave it for a month or two at least before considering it. Unless there's a groundswell of support for it.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

The main reason behind this being not that there's any hard-and-fast rule, but that people who voted against will immediately repeat their vote, but if someone voted for and it reappears, they usually won't vote for again.--<<>> 12:01, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Okay well now there's only 15 articles of VFH so I figure now would be a good time. The problem is I don't know how to renom, since when I enter the page name on VFH and try to nominate it, it tells me Uncyclopedia:VFH/Mah Nà Mah Nà already exists (and verily it does). I moved said page to Uncyclopedia:VFH/Mah Nà Mah Nà/1 so I could make a new nomination, but I gave up because I have no clue what to do next. A little help? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Signatures

Is this allowed? ~~~~klumpeet 11:32, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Lol....yeah.....love it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Removing accounts

If it is possible, can you please delete my account. If that is not possible, I'd like a sufficient amount of my data to be deleted. I am aware that it is not always possible to delete an account as some articles need to be credited. I just want as much of my information removed from uncyclopedia as I am shutting down my account, effective immediately. Thanks for your time and if any of this is not possible - I am asking can you please do as much as you can. Thanks - thanks for anything you can do.

Superdazz

Sorry to see you leaving, though a quick check shows you've been AWOL for quite a while. With regards to deleting accounts or content, because its a Wiki its not actually possible to do that. And contributions you make are done as part of the Creative Commons Licence, so once they are added to the site they are part of its history. Should you decide later to return you're account will still be available to you, if not, thanks for visiting and good luck with wherever life may take you. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

The thing is...

Without help from someone, I'll just keep on having my articles getting deleted, and eventually, I might get banned for some reason or another.--Invincibleflamegruemaster 15:00, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

What has been deleted? If you let me know what the article was called I can have a look. Alternatively, you could start working on an article in your userspace, its what I usually do. Just create User:Invincibleflamegruemaster/Whatever and keep writing until you are ready to move it to the mainspace. That way it stays safe from those nasty Adminses.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH! Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die! *Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 18:56, May 15

Well...

My first article was called "Flame Grues". I made it because of my username. It got deleted. Oh well.--Invincibleflamegruemaster 15:42, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

I can't find any article with that name that has been deleted. I need the exact name... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks for nom and vote

I did'nt have much faith in this one, but you were right and it did do well on VFH. Thanks again;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:25, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Credit where credit's due..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

AHEM!!!

DOESN'T ANYONE ON THIS SITE EVEN MODERATELY CARE ABOUT A POOR NOOB THAT NEEDS HELP?!?!?!?! I MEAN, ALL MY PREVIOUS USERS AND PAGES ON THIS SITE WERE BANNED AND DELETED!!11!!1! MHAILLE, PLEASE ADOPT ME!!!111!!11!1!!!! --Invincibleflamegruemaster 01:59, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

You never replied to my message above. Unless you tell me the exact name of the article that was deleted I can't find the work that you did. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

hey man...

hey man, wats up, fo-shizzle my nizzle yall. ahh. much better. anyway, im king samwich. i have started a site called patellaology, and i need help to write it. it can be anything, just as long as it follows the basic stuff already written. and i was wondering if you could ask some other people for help if you cant do it, because im thinking you might not be bothered with it, so yeah, thanks.King samwich 07:31, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Cows

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To join the CMC you must sign your name here along with the Cow Pledge. You will then be considered for membership as long as you meet the following requirements:

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2. You MUST be weird.
3. You MUST not like clouds that look like pieces of Hawaii Pizza stuck in George W. Bush's beard.
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CMC

Welcome Mhaille to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, Mhaille! YTTE would do this but he hasn't been here in a day! VGD >=3 20:38, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Good day sir. This is just shit

I was wondering why you huffed Feces/These might give you the shits? Um, I know it was just a list, but that's kinda why I created it! The content came from a list I found at the bottom of Feces and I linked to it from there. I figured that as a subpage it would be better than a list in the main article. Surely a list like this (crap though it may be) is important enough to hang onto, or am I talking shit? Also, how's your golf handicap? MrN 18:13, May 31

Someone had added it to QFVD. I can put it back if you like. :) Also, not as good as it should be. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Well, I'm not really that concerned about this one, but if you would restore it that would be cool. I will add it to the list category and tidy it up a bit, hopeful that will stop it getting QVFDd again. Cheers. MrN 00:15, Jun 1

WHAT THE HELL?

i put a section on this talk page, and some stupid cow cult (which i may join, might i add) just pushes my section to the side, and no-one reads it, so now i cant get help. so mhaille, would you mind reading my note just up above the cult sign? King samwich 02:45, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry, I put this punk in line. I'd be much obliged if you'd answer my question, as everyone in IRC thinks it's fun to ignore me. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:19, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

I believe the "stupid cow cult" you were referring to is the Awesome Cow Moo Cult? May I recommend joining the CMC so as to avoid flames, cowy torture, cowhell and many other horrible, cow inflicted tortures which will certainly befall you if you do not join the cows! Furthermore the CMC is not "punk" - if you were referring to it as such, Syndrome, it's considered more "retro rock" than anything. - [17:00 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

yeah, uh, sorry about that, i will join it, but is it ok if i like to use knives, not ball point pens? King samwich 07:07, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Damn you're fast!

During a previous life I was a sniper during the Battle of Stalingrad. Thanks for the NinjaStar.....not had one of those in years! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Dear bronze

Hey, I know that I'm the out-of-controller & all, but I have decided to end my war against the reigning authority here & go to war against Encyclopedia Dramatica instead. As much as I disagreed with some of your articles, they were nothing compared to ones I saw on ED. Some of them even grossed out a hardcore road warrior like me! To this end, I am looking for people who are interested in going with me there, creating accounts, & vandalizing the high hell out of those bastards! We'll lay down a thick patch of rubber on their pathetic site! Long live Uncyclopedia! Now, who wants in? The Nightrider 17:22, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Let me be the one to say that you should not vandalize any other site. Instead, you should write very well-thought-out, funny articles to replace that sites disgustingly piss-poor articles. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:26, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

We quite like to have wheelers, dealers and wicked woman stealers within our ranks and, as Dexter has pointed out, prefer it if they actually concentrate on adding "funny" to the site rather than attacking site, either ours or someone elses. Vandals are a complete waste of time IMHO, mostly made up by people who wouldn't know humour if it came up and bit them. ED isn't my taste in humour, but I say leave them to it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Excuse me sir...

If you're currently online, your presence is requested on IRC. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:05, 5 Jun

You're about

I just saw something Mhaille shaped in RC. Are you planning to change the featured article at all, given that yesterday's is still up? I'm on an admin hunt... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:37, Jun 6

No....yesterdays feature is so good it deserves an extra day. Anyhoo...where are the usual suspects who deal with that sort of thing? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Let's see, I caught a brief glimpse of Led a couple of hours ago, Sannse swanned in, hacked stuff up and disappeared, and I think Manticore passed quickly through without looking up from his magazine. The admin I usually tweak the ear of seems to be in hiding. Oh, and there was a brief hint of Codeine a short while back, but that appears to have cleared up. Admin hunting is a tricky sport today... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:43, Jun 6

Oh 'ello, looks like Mordillo's woken up. Well, thrilling though this conversation's been, I must away. Toodles! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:52, Jun 6

Me Again

Bah crackey, it seems like only a few days ago I left that last message. It was? wow, my memory is really holding up! Anyway, care to grace this? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:44, Jun 10

That'll do nicely. Much obliged! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:24, Jun 10

Psyklopedia

I have started the wearsome task to lift up the swedish Psyklopedia from the bottom of the swamp. Welcome to visit us, you won't understand anything, but you can laugh at the funny syllables.

http://psyklopedin.org/wiki/Neger

-- Swami A. Suresh 06:16, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea

I was doing my usual job of stripping out the un-funny and you reverted me? Was there something in what I removed of particular which you thought was worth keeping? I could not see any. I'm happy to leave this article alone if you wish, but I thought the bit about the pussy licking and child molesting especially was not adding to the humour. Also, did ya see my start to Eric Clapton‎? HeHe... :-) MrN 17:19, Jun 12

Actually, thats the problem with multitasking....actually mixed your edit up with the previous guy somehow....feel free to edit to your heart's content. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hea, at least I managed to find an excuse to whore to ya. ;) Actually, I'm thinking of not adding much more to Eric's tribute... I wonder if someone would slap an ICU on it now if I removed the WIP. Not enough stubs short articles around these days if you ask me. MrN 17:32, Jun 12

Mister Mhaille Sir

You think we need to have one vote a piece this month on VFS, since we're getting just one new slave? ~ 14:12, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

I know I did

But now it's been edited. In italics. I'll probably make it a tad bigger or something just to imprint it into people's brains. --Amy Lee 20:26, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

ICU template

Hea, thanks for your edits to Eric Clapton. I wonder if he will ever read it...

I was watching recent changes just now, and I think that user you just banned for blanking Orthodox Monsterist Church

(Block log); 16:11 . . Mhaille (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:Italianman with an expiry time of 2 weeks: Don't Blank)

Was blanking a page which they had created, and were the only editor of. I think the user blanked the page as a result of the ICU I had put onto the page. I think mostly he blanked it because of this picture:

Personally, I have never understood why we have that on our ICU template. Would it not be better if we replaced that image with:

Do you think it might be a good idea to remove all references to [[Image:NRV.png]] from the ICU template? Surely if an article has "No Redeeming value" it would have been deleted. I wonder if we might insult less noobs if we changed the NRV picture in the ICU to something a bit more friendly. What do ya think? MrN 16:33, Jun 14

sorry to bother you: Loco IP

Theres no one about this IP whos starting loads of pointless redirects?[1]--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:47, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Images

Well... both really, I couldn't really figure out how to use existing ones, and I couldn't upload new ones... --Jordan(ish) 21:31, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Can you cut and paste links? Maybe give an example? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:44, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Sycamore has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the image, it looks great;)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:56, 25 June 2008 (UTC)