User:Ryan Woo-Ming

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“nil nos tremefacit”

~ Houndour on skulls

“What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?”

~ gibbon on Melissa Fry

“FUCKTARD”

~ Piloswine on air conditioners

“Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? CUNT!!!”

~ jackal on <insert name here>

“As much as I hated Iraq, this is funny.”

~ Oscar Wilde on TriCanada

“Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?”

~ Oscar Wilde on vender

“GYPSY”

~ Oscar Wilde on eggs

“Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it? MOCKIE!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Metathran

“Oscar Wilde”

“unlike”

~ HFIL on 2008

“atop”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jul.

“In Soviet Russia, hotdog waffle disintegrates YOU!!”

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Bart Simpson swallows Geiger counter!

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to Dr. Phil.

What I do and don't speak[edit | edit source]

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This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
This user wishes they were elite.

I am...[edit | edit source]

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This student is Bat Fuck Insane, and recollects at the rectum.

processing with them will most likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or they'll just deter your monster!!

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is adorable.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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My favorite foods and drinks[edit | edit source]

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This user has a fondness for Calamari.
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Oh, so tasty.
Yes, I would like fries with that.
Oh, so tasty.
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This user likes Jam. A lot.
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This user eats M & M's.
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This user loves pasta.
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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
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This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.
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This user drinks water.
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My gaming interests and IQ[edit | edit source]

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
LV-1 This user considers themselves a n00b gamer and so probably doesn't know what 'noob' means.
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
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This user likes Super Mario.
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This user is winking at you because they think you have gold coins. Give them your gold coins, okay?
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This user is a Nintendo fan.
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This user plays the Wii U and thought it was the “new controller”. Probably.
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What I use[edit | edit source]

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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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My other interests[edit | edit source]

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This user was brought to you by the letters N, O and the number 1337.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
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This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user is a swimmer.
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Other stuff related to me[edit | edit source]

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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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California
This user is from California, and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather.
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The Sandbox is finished... for now. Click here!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)
This page has way too many templates.

You can help by hunting down the template user and beating him with a video card.

Redundant[edit | edit source]

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"This is a template"

~ Captain Obvious


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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user is an idiot who steals userboxes.
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Irreverent[edit | edit source]

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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is the random bad mannered bevel that threw their elbow inside of your cats so you must haphazardly burglarise them with a reindeer.
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This space for rent.
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This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
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This user does not know how to shot web.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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Zork Memories (The Zork Backstage Pass!!!)[edit | edit source]

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The Zork Trilogy:
Zork, Zork 2, Zork 3


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This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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My Trophies[edit | edit source]

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.
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Recent changes to Zork 1[edit | edit source]

TopicLast EditLast Author
Zork/loser16:43, 29 February 2024Grapehater
Zork/Statiogrue15:37, 20 February 2024Grapehater
Zork/finalbattleattack101:34, 16 June 20232601:681:5A00:EF30:F853:EB65:2A8B:776C
Zork/lab701:47, 6 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/byebyegrues22:39, 4 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/xyzzycar21:50, 2 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/morgodeath21:13, 2 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/bastard20:59, 2 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/zabnajazl18:49, 1 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/rleeermeysummon18:42, 1 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
SWZork/register18:40, 1 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/yes18:31, 1 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/eatmonkey18:25, 1 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/noseriously00:00, 28 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/eyegorestatue23:43, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/marvel1423:28, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/marvel12 123:27, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/↕23:24, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/→23:14, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/(Neobanner)/→23:13, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/↓/BOOM23:10, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/↑/BOOM22:51, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/deeper►/BOOM22:32, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/123412342322:29, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/deeper►22:21, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/(Neobanner)/deeper►22:19, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/acid22:13, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/d0oŕ21:38, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/kindofdennis20:24, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/spleen!04:56, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/JGrue04:47, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/vigo04:38, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/eatGrue04:18, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/ancientmap03:53, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/happyending03:27, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/rails03:09, 27 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/PixelWorld1918:19, 26 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/PixelWorld2018:18, 26 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/Biocorridor2suit00:32, 25 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/Wearethechampions23:16, 22 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/Intersanctum23:11, 22 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork21:58, 22 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/PixelWorld1701:02, 22 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/PixelWorld1100:54, 22 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/wbath23:26, 20 December 2022Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/win00:24, 14 May 2022Username
Zork Abridged04:29, 23 October 2021Ean
Zork/(Neobanner)/↨01:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork/123412350901:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork/123412351101:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d

Recent changes to Zork 2[edit | edit source]

TopicLast EditLast Author
Zork2/CH1voldemort/earlyfight6 101:32, 16 June 20232601:681:5A00:EF30:F853:EB65:2A8B:776C
Zork215:57, 1 March 2023Willy on wheels
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze3600:58, 11 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork2/CH4XSlose23:45, 10 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork2/zetournament/junior1 114:28, 19 November 20222600:4040:12DC:FF00:9972:C590:E6BC:22C4
Zork2/restoresecret02:50, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/restore302:47, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/restore202:47, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/restore02:47, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/win!!!02:47, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/Win???02:45, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/43258329890200:27, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/Buttonagain00:27, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance1000:27, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/CH4conclusion00:27, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/maze55/rutabega/salmon/safety00:26, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/4maze8900:53, 10 December 202070.171.111.82
Zork2/CH4library21:01, 12 November 2020EzekielMartin
Zork2/CH3FARK16:05, 5 September 2020Gale5050
Zork2/A protal to get the hell out of hell22:25, 3 September 2020Zombiebaron
Zork2/23154674585610:58, 29 August 2020118.10.82.175
Zork2/A piece of pie11:12, 26 August 2020118.10.82.175
Zork2/4maze9715:52, 24 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/45461623743220:40, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/45461625978220:40, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/45465098743220:40, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/4maze6920:40, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/4maze7920:39, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/4maze8820:39, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/A piece of cake09:02, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance4209:02, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze6909:02, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze7709:01, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/locked09:01, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/Put the brush back on the ground where you found it09:01, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/1cheat/Angerthewalrus09:01, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/maze3422:20, 4 April 202099.149.232.31
Zork2/CH4voldemort/dodge16:07, 27 June 2019174.223.131.218
Zork2/morezorkception03:06, 20 June 2019Zdrmonster128
Zork2/test1wrong217:30, 2 March 2018209.221.91.250
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle1 215:52, 11 February 2014209.221.90.250
Zork2/slayerdeath19:41, 7 May 2013174.138.212.172
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle2 119:39, 7 May 2013174.138.212.172
Zork2/geteaten19:37, 7 May 2013174.138.212.172
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle1 319:36, 7 May 2013174.138.212.172
Zork2/CH2Bates/secfight2 706:12, 7 February 2013MadMax
Zork2/xyzzy15:33, 2 December 2012198.91.203.145
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance24/materia04:44, 30 September 201298.237.141.25
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance24/save22:10, 10 September 201298.237.141.25
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance2401:29, 26 August 201298.237.141.25

Recent changes to Zork 3[edit | edit source]

TopicLast EditLast Author
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 5 5 318:24, 11 January 2024Grapehater
Zork3/candy20:00, 10 January 2024Grapehater
Zork3/??????????????18:42, 10 January 2024Grapehater
Zork3/Wearethechampions01:25, 21 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork3/cloudfight12201:22, 21 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork3/cloudfight1201:20, 21 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork3/cloudfight101:18, 21 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork3/princessrosemary01:13, 21 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork3/grue2.0/shotgun22:27, 14 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork3/Crinjas14:51, 19 November 20222600:4040:12DC:FF00:9972:C590:E6BC:22C4
Zork3/winner03:24, 13 August 2022Username
Zork3/restore02:42, 13 August 2022Username
Zork3/?????02:42, 13 August 2022Username
Zork302:37, 13 August 20222600:1700:8300:17A0:901E:9411:27F2:3132
Zork3/AdventureToilet5 700:26, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Gornuniya v.Nerd 100:26, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Gruehellfr00:26, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/MJdies200:26, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Nerdy Kid00:26, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/SecretEnding SavoryourVictory00:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 300:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 200:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 300:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 700:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 400:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight/GrueSlayer200:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight/Grueslayer100:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight/Ur-Grueapprentice00:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
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Zork3/Ur-GrueFight1 600:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight2 1500:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight2 300:25, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
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Zork3/Ur-GrueFight4 900:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 100:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 1000:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 200:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 300:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 400:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 700:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight6 500:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/activuscode/dicahcamotsybhtaed/Uoytaeottuobasieurga/Grueaybnettaettuobaerauoy/Erehsigruea/Htobuoyottuobasigruea00:24, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/cheesecake800:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/chxxtx00:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/chxxtx/hxrox00:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/chxxtx/inxixaxix00:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/chxxtx/mxllxon00:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/chxxtx/mxmx00:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork3/dead00:23, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d

My other favorite featured articles from the 1st 10 years of Uncyclopedia, in chronological order[edit | edit source]

2005... (The year that started it all!)[edit | edit source]

2006... (The Golden Year of Uncyclopedia)[edit | edit source]

2007... (The Other Golden Year of Uncyclopedia)[edit | edit source]

2008... (The Pun Invasion et al. BEEP was also my favorite.)[edit | edit source]

2009... (The Microsoft Knowledge Base article's funny here.)[edit | edit source]

2010... (I'd call this the Dark Age except for Chatroulette and these other articles.)[edit | edit source]

2011... (The return to true Uncyclopedia humor even for the 2012 phenomenon...)[edit | edit source]

2012... (Another pretty crappy year.)[edit | edit source]

2013... (The year when Uncyclopedia moved away from Wikia for the 1st time.)[edit | edit source]

2014... (The last best year of Uncyclopedia humor.)[edit | edit source]

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