User:Ryan Woo-Ming

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“Or something”

~ a Leonin on cartilages

“A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?”

~ a Quasit on Natalie O'Halloran

“BLUMPKIN”

~ tortoise on diesel engines

“What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? BITCH!!!”

~ a Devourer on Liberia

“Oof!”

~ Oscar Wilde on hot dogs

“How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Sith Empire

“CUNT”

~ Oscar Wilde on carrots

“You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it? GENITALIA!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on 999,999

“Oscar Wilde”

“RAHB”

~ 11:05 p.m. on cobs

“a fnord”

~ Oscar Wilde on titanic

“In Soviet Russia, engraving unties YOU!!”

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Cher crystallizes candy!

OMGWTFBBQ?! OMGWTFBBQ?!

Click here to go to my Pee Review page.

What I do and don't speak[edit | edit source]

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This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers.
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This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.
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This user wishes they were elite.

I am...[edit | edit source]

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is adorable.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.



My favorite foods and drinks[edit | edit source]

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This user has a fondness for Calamari.
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Oh, so tasty.
Yes, I would like fries with that.
Oh, so tasty.
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This user likes Jam. A lot.
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This user eats M & M's.
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This user loves pasta.
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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
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This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.
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This user drinks water.
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My gaming interests and IQ[edit | edit source]

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
LV-1 This user considers themselves a n00b gamer and so probably doesn't know what 'noob' means.
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
LV-3 This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.
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This user likes Super Mario.
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This user is winking at you because they think you have gold coins. Give them your gold coins, okay?
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This user is a Nintendo fan.
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This user plays the Wii U and thought it was the “new controller”. Probably.
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What I use[edit | edit source]

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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
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My other interests[edit | edit source]

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This user was brought to you by the letters XXX and the number 69.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
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This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user is a swimmer.
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Other stuff related to me[edit | edit source]

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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user is from California, and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather.
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Military Intelligence is an oxymoron!
Don't forget, the earth was created 4004 BC and fossil evidence is a test of faith! Don't let school pervert you, little children! ;)

Redundant[edit | edit source]

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“This is a template”
– Captain Obvious
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This user likes to create userboxes.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user is an idiot who steals userboxes.
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This user has lots of userboxes.
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Irreverent[edit | edit source]

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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is the random purple orc that felt their small intestine inside of your tuxedoes so you must hatefully optimize them with a book.
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bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
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This user does not know how to shot web.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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Zork Memories (The Zork Backstage Pass!!!)[edit | edit source]

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The Zork Trilogy:
Zork, Zork 2, Zork 3


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This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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My Trophies[edit | edit source]

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.
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Recent changes to Zork 1[edit | edit source]

TopicLast EditLast Author
Zork3/win!!!12:46, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/vs.thepenquincheat112:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/fre56srgtr712:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/revolution12:23, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/codemastervshercII11:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/ladder2111:39, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/ladder1811:39, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/ladder1111:39, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/ladder1911:38, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/ladder1511:38, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/ladder1311:38, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/ladder1211:38, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork/Glitch city 2/Exit11:21, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
UnVerse/road209:55, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork13:19, 18 March 2025DaniPine3
Zork2/grue01:47, 7 January 202565.92.68.131
Zork/Underworld66600:47, 29 December 2024DaniPine3
UnVerse/superstitioustownxyzzy02:44, 1 August 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Grue602:34, 1 August 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Grue520:41, 31 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Grue420:38, 31 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Grue317:14, 29 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Grue202:43, 29 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Grue101:24, 28 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/repeat21:04, 27 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Gruego21:03, 27 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Gruexyzzy01:13, 27 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Grueoldman01:05, 27 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Gruequest00:11, 26 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Gruegun23:57, 25 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Zorkyard01:14, 25 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/zorknorth23:25, 24 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/Ur-Grue03:08, 24 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/zorkgruestats03:03, 24 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/zorkcomplain17:41, 23 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/vortexcastle00:36, 22 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/vortex22:03, 21 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/terminator rex/inventory21:03, 14 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/terminator rex20:59, 14 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/pvparena20:46, 14 July 2024Fenris2010
UnVerse/sovietrussia22:32, 13 July 2024Fenris2010
Zork/loser16:43, 29 February 2024Grapehater
Zork/Statiogrue15:37, 20 February 2024Grapehater
Zork/finalbattleattack101:34, 16 June 20232601:681:5A00:EF30:F853:EB65:2A8B:776C
Zork/lab701:47, 6 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/byebyegrues22:39, 4 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/xyzzycar21:50, 2 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/morgodeath21:13, 2 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/bastard20:59, 2 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork/zabnajazl18:49, 1 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming

Recent changes to Zork 2[edit | edit source]

TopicLast EditLast Author
Zork222:41, 29 September 2024Fenris2010
Zork2/CH1voldemort/earlyfight6 101:32, 16 June 20232601:681:5A00:EF30:F853:EB65:2A8B:776C
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze3600:58, 11 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork2/CH4XSlose23:45, 10 January 2023Ryan Woo-Ming
Zork2/zetournament/junior1 114:28, 19 November 20222600:4040:12DC:FF00:9972:C590:E6BC:22C4
Zork2/restoresecret02:50, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/restore302:47, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/restore202:47, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/restore02:47, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/win!!!02:47, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/Win???02:45, 13 August 2022Username
Zork2/43258329890200:27, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/Buttonagain00:27, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance1000:27, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/CH4conclusion00:27, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/maze55/rutabega/salmon/safety00:26, 24 August 2021DeletedUser51be906d
Zork2/4maze8900:53, 10 December 202070.171.111.82
Zork2/CH4library21:01, 12 November 2020EzekielMartin
Zork2/CH3FARK16:05, 5 September 2020Gale5050
Zork2/A protal to get the hell out of hell22:25, 3 September 2020Zombiebaron
Zork2/23154674585610:58, 29 August 2020118.10.82.175
Zork2/A piece of pie11:12, 26 August 2020118.10.82.175
Zork2/4maze9715:52, 24 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/45461623743220:40, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/45461625978220:40, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/45465098743220:40, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/4maze6920:40, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/4maze7920:39, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/4maze8820:39, 9 August 2020Whytheonlyone
Zork2/A piece of cake09:02, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance4209:02, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze6909:02, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze7709:01, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/locked09:01, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/Put the brush back on the ground where you found it09:01, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/1cheat/Angerthewalrus09:01, 27 June 2020Dexter111344
Zork2/maze3422:20, 4 April 202099.149.232.31
Zork2/CH4voldemort/dodge16:07, 27 June 2019174.223.131.218
Zork2/morezorkception03:06, 20 June 2019Zdrmonster128
Zork2/test1wrong217:30, 2 March 2018209.221.91.250
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle1 215:52, 11 February 2014209.221.90.250
Zork2/slayerdeath19:41, 7 May 2013174.138.212.172
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle2 119:39, 7 May 2013174.138.212.172
Zork2/geteaten19:37, 7 May 2013174.138.212.172
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle1 319:36, 7 May 2013174.138.212.172
Zork2/CH2Bates/secfight2 706:12, 7 February 2013MadMax
Zork2/xyzzy15:33, 2 December 2012198.91.203.145
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance24/materia04:44, 30 September 201298.237.141.25
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance24/save22:10, 10 September 201298.237.141.25
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance2401:29, 26 August 201298.237.141.25

Recent changes to Zork 3[edit | edit source]

TopicLast EditLast Author
Zork3/Crinjas12:46, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/therapist312:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/cloudfight412:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Fuckgarmmar12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Higher212:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/dark212:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/walrus12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/cheesecake712:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/ekaceseehc on12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/cheesecake212:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/admineatgrues12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/??????????????12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/To bad12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/?????12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/down12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/gruewsc12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/gruehellfr12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Gruehellfr12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/gruesarcasm12:45, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/sumchuck12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/cloudfight12312:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 5 5 312:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 212:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/cloudloss12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/cloudfight12112:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/cloudfight212:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/cloudfight512:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Die12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/File 312:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/File 212:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/killedmjrocket12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/SecretEnding Floodaga12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 712:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/SecretEnding Thundaga12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/ShootDeath12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/DeathMoney12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/chickens are cool!12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/AdventureToilet5 5 212:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/uselight12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/killmenow12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/hobo12:44, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/SecretEnding RunAway12:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/activus/paleguy12:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/activus/thinguy12:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Secrettoilet312:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/activus/fatwoman12:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/Secrettoilet412:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/SecretEnding Blizzaga12:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/SecretEnding PowerUp!12:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r
Zork3/activuscastle112:43, 2 April 2025L10nM4st3r

My other favorite featured articles from the 1st 10 years of Uncyclopedia, in chronological order[edit | edit source]

2005... (The year that started it all!)[edit | edit source]

2006... (The Golden Year of Uncyclopedia)[edit | edit source]

2007... (The Other Golden Year of Uncyclopedia)[edit | edit source]

2008... (The Pun Invasion et al. BEEP was also my favorite.)[edit | edit source]

2009... (The Microsoft Knowledge Base article's funny here.)[edit | edit source]

2010... (I'd call this the Dark Age except for Chatroulette and these other articles.)[edit | edit source]

2011... (The return to true Uncyclopedia humor even for the 2012 phenomenon...)[edit | edit source]

2012... (Another pretty crappy year.)[edit | edit source]

2013... (The year when Uncyclopedia moved away from Wikia for the 1st time.)[edit | edit source]

2014... (The last best year of Uncyclopedia humor.)[edit | edit source]

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