User talk:Ryan Woo-Ming

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You're smart, right?[edit source]

I heard you're an uncyclopedia genius, so you're recruited for...

🎖️YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED🎖️
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION


MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.

📜 To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
💥 Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.


⚔️ JOIN THE STORY WAR ⚔️
Failure to comply will result in eternal narratological confusion.

Coffi (talk) 03:21, 16 May 2025 (UTC)