All Your Base Are Belong To Us
In the 2012 Presidential Elections
In A.D. 2012
Election was beginning.
Romney: What happen ?
Adviser: Somebody set up us the polls.
Adviser: We get phone call.
Romney: What !
Adviser: Main land line turn on.
Romney: It's you !!
Obama: How are you gentlemen !!
Obama: All your swing state are belong to us.
Obama: You are on the way to defeat.
Romney: What you say !!
Obama: You have no chance to win make your concession speech.
Obama: Ha ha ha ha...
Adviser: Senator !
Romney: Take off every campaign ad.
Romney: You know what you doing.
Romney: Move ad.
Romney: For great justice.
In a major-label recording studio
In A.D 20XX
Deal was signing
Artist: What happen ?
Lawyer: Somebody set up us the fine print.
Lawyer: We get blindside.
Artist: What !
Lawyer: Label executive come in.
Artist: It's you !!
Executive: How are you gentlemen !!
Executive: All your artistic freedom are belong to us.
Executive: You are on the way to manufactured hit single.
Artist: What you say !!
Executive: You have no chance to escape do as you told.
Executive: Ha ha ha ha...
Lawyer: Artist !!
Artist: Take off every 'Loophole'!!
Artist: You know what you doing.
Artist: Move 'Loophole'.
Artist: For great lawsuit.
In Silicon Valley
In A.D. 1997
Buyout was beginning.
Steve Jobs: What happen ?
Stockbroker: Somebody set up us the stock crash.
Manager: We get signal.
Steve Jobs: What !
Manager: Main screen turn on.
Steve Jobs: It's you !!
Bill Gates: How are you gentlemen !!
Bill Gates: 51% of your base are belong to us.
Bill Gates: You are on the way to hostile takeover.
Steve Jobs: What you say !!
Bill Gates: You have no chance to liquidate make your time.
Bill Gates: Ha ha ha ha ...
Manager: Boss !!
Steve Jobs: Take off every 'iArmy'!!
Steve Jobs: You know what you doing.
Steve Jobs: Move 'iArmy'.
Steve Jobs: For great salvation.
In the U.S. Government
In A.D. 2000
Election was beginning.
Clinton: What happen ?
Gore: Somebody set up us the economy.
Congress: We get signal.
Clinton: What !
Congress: Main screen turn on.
Clinton: It's you !!
Bush: How are you gentlemen !!
Bush: All your presidency are belong to us.
Bush: You are on the way to depression.
Clinton: What you say !!
Bush: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Bush: Ha ha ha ha ...
Congress: Clinton !!
Clinton: Take off every 'electoral college'!!
Clinton: I know what I doing.
Clinton: Move 'electoral college'.
Clinton: For great election.
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Concerning Sarah Palin
In A.D. 2008
Campaign was beginning.
Biden: What happen ?
Obama: Somebody set up us the Republican vice presidential candidate.
Biden: We get dead Alaskan animals.
Obama: What !
Biden: Main screen turn on.
Obama: It's you !!
Palin: How are you senators !!
Palin: All your shotgun are belong to us.
Palin: You are on your way to moose-hunting society.
Obama: What you say !!
Palin: You have no chance to pacify make your quiet.
Palin: Ha ha ha ha ...
Biden: Obama !!
Obama: Take off every 'civilized human being!!
Obama: I know what I doing.
Obama: Move 'civilized human being'.
Obama: For great vice presidency.
In surrealism
In one bright day, in the middle of the night
Liquorice was beginning.
Purple twoheaded moose with a tail the size of Jupiter: What happen ?
Tinker Bell: Somebody set up us the rain coat.
White elephant: We get apricot.
Purple twoheaded moose with a tail the size of Jupiter: What !
White elephant: Smoothie blender turn on.
Purple twoheaded moose with a tail the size of Jupiter: It's you !!
Two dead boys: How are you cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants!!
Two dead boys: All your church bells are belong to us.
Two dead boys: You are on the way to Alpha Centauri.
Purple twoheaded moose with a tail the size of Jupiter: What you say !!
Two dead boys: You have no chance to parachute find your inner bonsai.
Two dead boys: Ha ha ha ha ...
Purple twoheaded moose with a tail the size of Jupiter: Take off every 'ADOLF HITLER'S MISSING TESTICLE'!!
Purple twoheaded moose with a tail the size of Jupiter: You know what you doing.
Purple twoheaded moose with a tail the size of Jupiter: Move 'TAMAGOTCHI'.
Purple twoheaded moose with a tail the size of Jupiter: For great spit contest.
In 4Chan pony raid
In AD 2010
Brony take over 4chan.
Anon134278:What happen?
Anon342867:Somebody spammed our site with fluttershy X Rainbow Dash rule 34.
Anon134278:We get message.
Moot:WTF
BRONY:How are you newfriends?
Moot:IT'S A BRONYFAG!!!!!
BRONY:All your /b/ are belong to us.
BRONY:you are on your way to /b/ cancer.
Moot:What you say!!
BRONY:You have no chance to chemo revive back /b/.
BRONY:LOLOLOLOL
Moot:Take off every "Troll!"
Moot:You know what you doing.
Moot:Move all "Trolls".
Moot:For epic lulz and great justice.
In Pokémon
In D.P. 0XX
Team Rocket strikes again.
Dawn: What happen ?
Brock: Somebody set up us the Voltorb.
Dawn: We get signal.
Ash: What !
Dawn: PokéTech turn on.
James: How are you gentlemen !!
James: All your Pokémon are belong to us.
Jessie: You are on way to destruction.
Ash: What you say !!
Meowth: You have no chance to prepare make your fight.
Meowth: Ha ha ha ha ...
Dawn: Ash !!
Ash: Take off every Pokemon !!
Dawn: I know what I doing.
Ash: Go, Pikachu!
Dawn: For great justice.
In the Call of Cthulhu
In A.D. 1925
Cosmic horrors was beginning.
Norwegian sailor: What happen ?
Second mate: Somebody set up us the Necronomicon.
Navigator: We get oceanic upheaval.
Norwegian sailor: What !
Navigator: Sunken city surface up.
Norwegian sailor: It's you !!
Cthulhu: Phl'nua bzurk'ahk aphuin hfn'unhghu!!
Cthulhu: Nglhuh nu'agl phagl D'phrgul chlu'phnte nzargl.
Cthulhu: Uhrpl'en thwraphl n'gl nzhur'ghla phrgul tuzurl iä nzorgi.
Norwegian sailor: What you say !!
Cthulhu: Uhrzl'eh cthazghr uhl iä urgl'enph phlon hborz'en phagl.
Cthulhu: Ngz'hu ngz'hu ngz'hu ngz'hu ...
Norwegian sailor: Steer up every 'SHIP'!!
Norwegian sailor: You know what you doing.
Norwegian sailor: Ram 'ELDRITCH SQUID-HEADED BLASPHEMY'.
Norwegian sailor: For great collision.
During my sojourn in Canada
In A.D. 2024
My sojourn in Canada was beginning.
Me: What happen ?
Fellow hiker 1: Somebody set up us the yak rape.
Fellow hiker 2: We get musk.
Me: What !
Fellow hiker 2: Something bursts out of the trees.
Me: It's you !!
Yak: How are you gentlemen !!
Yak: All your rectum are belong to us.
Yak: You are on the way to anal penetration.
Me: What you say !!
Yak: You have no chance to lubricate make your time.
Yak: Ha ha ha ha ...
Me: Take off every 'KNIFE'!!
Me: You know what you doing.
Me: Cut 'YAK'.
Me: For great escape.
In Muppet Swedes
EEN A.D. 2002
VAR VAS BEEGEENEENG.
KEPTEEN: VAT HAPPEN ?
MEKANEEK: SUUMVANE-A SEHT UUP UUS ZE BAWMB.
OPERATER: VEE GEHT SEEGNAL.
KEPTEEN: VAT !
OPERATER: MEN SKREEN TUUN AWN.
KEPTEEN: EET'S YUU !!
SVEEDESH CHEF: HAW ARE-A YUU GEHNTELMEHN !!
SVEEDESH CHEF: ALL YUUR BØRK AR BEELONG TUU UHS.
SVEEDESH CHEF: YUU ARE-A AWN ZE WHEY TUU DESTRUUCTYAWN.
KEPTEEN: VAT YUU SEY !!
SVEEDESH CHEF: YUU HEVE-A NAW CHAHNSE-A TUU SUURVEEVE-A MEEKE-A YUUR TEEME-A.
SVEEDESH CHEF: BØRK BØRK BØRK BØRK ...
OPERATER: KEPTEEN !!
KEPTEEN: TEHKE-A AWF EVEREE 'ZEEG'!!
KEPTEEN: YUU KNAW VAT YUU DUUING.
KEPTEEN: MUUVE-A 'ZEEG'.
KEPTEEN: FAWR GREEAT JUUSTEECE.
In school
In A.D. 2009
Class was beginning.
Student 1: What happen ?
Student 3: Somebody set up us the assignment.
Student 2: We get detention.
Student 1: What !
Student 2: Main blackboard turn on.
Student 1: It's you !!
Teacher: Hello children !!
Teacher: All your free time are belong to us.
Teacher: You are on the way to homework.
Student 1: What you say!!
Teacher: You have no chance to escape get to work.
Teacher: Ha ha ha ha ...
Student 1: Turn on every 'calculator' !!
Student 1: You know what you doing.
Student 1: Work stupid machine !!
Student 1: For great free time !
In another, very special school
In A.D. 2007, November 13
Grades was being assigned.
LotofLOLS: What happen?
Classmate 1: Somebody set up us the book read.
Classmate 2: We get grades.
LotofLOLS: What !
Classmate 2: Book review returned.
LotofLOLS: It's you !!
Mr. Winkler: How are you LotofLOLS !!
Mr. Winkler: All your future academic prospects are belong to us.
Mr. Winkler: You are on the way to bad grades.
LotofLOLS: What you gay!!
Mr. Winkler: You have no chance to pass see me after class.
Mr. Winkler: Ha ha ha ha ...
LotofLOLS: Log onto website 'uncyclopedia' !!
LotofLOLS: You know what you doing.
LotofLOLS: Create 'ARTICLE'.
LotofLOLS: For great in-joke.
In Elm Street, Springwood
In A.D. 1984
Nightmare was beginning.
Teenager 1: What happen ?
Teenager 2: Somebody set up us the REM sleep.
Teenager 3: We get nightmare.
Teenager 1: What !
Teenager 3: Boiler room fire lit.
Teenager 1: It's you !!
Freddy: How are you children !!
Freddy: All your sleep are belong to us.
Freddy: You are on the way to mutilation.
Teenager 1: What you say !!
Freddy: You have no chance to awake run in circles.
Freddy: Ha ha ha ha ...
Teenager 1: Turn on every 'LIGHTER' !!
Teenager 1: You know what you doing.
Teenager 1: Hold onto 'ARM'.
Teenager 1: For great awakening .
On Earth
In A.D. 2011
War on Terra was beginning.
Al Gore: What happen ?
Greenpeace: Somebody set up us the global warming.
WWF: We get disaster.
Al Gore: What !
WWF: Global temperature rising.
Al Gore: It's you !!
Mother Nature: How are you humans !!
Mother Nature: All your planet are belong to us.
Mother Nature: You are on the way to extinction.
Al Gore: What you say !!
Mother Nature: You have no chance to survive leave the planet.
Mother Nature: Ha ha ha ha ...
Al Gore: Take off every 'PRIVATE AIRPLANE' !!
Al Gore: You know what you doing.
Al Gore: Fly 'PRIVATE AIRPLANE'.
Al Gore: For great hypocrisy.
In Middle-Earth (take 1)
In T.A. 3019
Battle of the Pelennor Fields was beginning.
Denethor: What happen ?
Faramir: Somebody set up us the Grond.
Gandalf: We get Palantir.
Denethor: What !!
Gandalf: Seeing stone turn on.
Denethor: It's you !!
Sauron: How are you Gondorians !!
Sauron: All your Minas Tirith are belong to us.
Sauron: You are on the way to ring-wraithing.
Denethor: What you say !!
Sauron: You have no chance to survive give me the ring.
Sauron: Ha ha ha ha ...
Denethor: Set fire to 'PYRE' !!
Denethor: You know what you doing.
Denethor: Burn 'FARAMIR'
Denethor: For great suicide.
In Middle-Earth (take 2)
In T.A. 2941
The One Ring was found.
Bad Gollum: What happen ?
Good Gollum: Somebody stole from us the Preciouss.
Even badder Gollum: We get vissitor.
Bad Gollum: What !
Even badder Gollum: Riddless in the dark exchanged.
Bad Gollum: It'ss you !!
Bilbo Baggins: How are you vile creature !!
Bilbo Baggins: All your ring are belong to us.
Bilbo Baggins: You are on the way to visibility.
Bad Gollum: What'ss it say !!
Bilbo Baggins: You have no chance to turn invisible stay in your cave.
Bilbo Baggins: Ha ha ha ha ...
Bad Gollum: Track down every 'BAGGINSS' !!
Bad Gollum: We know what we doing.
Bad Gollum: Leave 'CAVE'.
Bad Gollum: For great justice.
In DC Comics
In every once and a while
A veritable mountain of plot holes is accumulated.
Editor-in-Chief: What happen ?
Writer 1: Somebody set up us the plot hole.
Writer 2: We get fan feedback.
Editor-in-Chief: What !!
Writer 2: Letters from fans incoming.
Editor-in-Chief: It's you !!
Fanboys: How are you writers !!
Fanboys: All your plot holes are known to us.
Fanboys: You are on the way to absurdity.
Editor-in-Chief: What you say !!
Fanboys: You have no chance to retcon reboot the continuity.
Fanboys: Ha ha ha ha ...
Editor-in-Chief: Create storyline ending with 'CRISIS' !!
Editor-in-Chief: You know what you doing.
Editor-in-Chief: Destroy 'UNIVERSE'.
Editor-in-Chief: For great retconning.
In Marvel Comics
Exactly as above, except replace 'CRISIS' with 'WAR'.
Concerning 9/11
In A.D. 2001
Bush's war was beginning.
Bush: What happen ?
Giuliani: Somebody set up us the plane.
Cheney: We get signal.
Rove: What !
Cheney: Main screen turn on.
Bush: It's you !!
Osama bin Laden: How are you gentalmen?
Osama bin Laden: All your WTC are belong to us.
Osama bin Laden: You are on the way to destruction.
Bush: (hearing aid losing its battery) What you say ??
Osama bin Laden: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Osama bin Laden: Ha ha ha ha ...
Cheney: Bush !!
Bush: Take off every 'Marine'!!
Bush: I know what I doing.
Bush: Move 'Marine'.
Bush: For great Poland.
Concerning Saddam's Capture
In A.D. 2003
Bush's other war was beginning.
Al-Qaeda leader: What happen ?
Osama bin Laden: Somebody captured up us the Saddam.
Al-Qaeda leader: We get message.
Osama bin Laden: ???
Al-Qaeda leader: Main phone pick up.
Al-Qaeda leader: It's you !!
Bush: How are you terrorists !!
Bush: All your oil are belong to U.S.
Bush: You are also on the way to destruction.
Al-Qaeda leader: Whaaaa !!
Bush: You have no chance to retrieve make your oil.
Bush: Ha ha ha ha ...
Al-Qaeda leader: Osama !!
Osama bin Laden: Take off every 'suicide bomber'!!
Al-Qaeda leader: You know what you doing!?
Osama bin Laden: Move 'suicide bomber'.
Osama bin Laden: For great jihad.
On Halloween
In A.D. 2006
Halloween was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the doorbell.
Operator: We get knocking.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main door pull open.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: (in a cat suit) How are you gentleman !!
CATS: All your king-size Snickers are belong to us.
Captain: We actually ran out, man.
CATS: What? Well, uh, then you are on the way to being TP'd.
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ...
CATS: Oh, by the way, do you like my costume?
Captain: What? Uh, no.
CATS: Killjoy.
On Christmas
In A.D. 2006
Christmas was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the mistletoe.
Operator: We get carol.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main door pull open.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your stocking are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to bad holiday.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to whip up make your eggnog.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ...
Captain: Man, he still acts like a dick, even on Christmas. Asshole.
In a Wedding Ceremony
In A.D. 2007
Wedding was beginning.
Priest: What happen ?
Groom: Somebody set up us the confetti.
Bride: We get objection.
Groom: What !
Bride: Main church door open.
Priest: What can I do for you, my child?
Interrupter: How are you bride and groom !!
Interrupter: All your present are belong to us.
Interrupter: You are on the way to annulment.
Priest: What you say, my child?
Interrupter: You have no chance to impregnate make your time.
Interrupter: Ha ha ha ha ...
Bride: Father !!
Priest: Take off 'wedding ring'!!
Priest: You know what you doing.
Priest: Remove 'wedding ring'.
Priest: For great annulment.
In myspace
In A.D. 2007
myspace war was beginning.
Tom:what happen?
User:somebody set up us the spam.
Admin:we get comments.
Tom:what!!
Admin:main profile log in.
Tom:its you!!
CATS:HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!
CATS:ALL YOUR SERVER MEMORY ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS:YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO CONFUSION.
Tom:what you say!!
CATS:YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO REMOVE DELETE YOUR PAGE.
CATS:HA HA HA HA...
Admin:Tom!
Tom:take off every 'spam'!!
Tom:you know what you doing.
Tom:move 'spam'.
Tom:for great myspace.
In Transformers
In State Day of Cycle 1141
War was beginning.
Optimus Prime: What happen ?
Ironhide: Someone set up us the Decepticon.
Ironhide: We get signal.
Prime: Main screen turn on.
Prime: It's you !!
Megatron: How are you Autobots !!
Megatron: All your energon are belong to us.
Megatron: Your Sparks are on the way to extinguishing.
Prime: What you say !!
Megatron: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Megatron: Ha ha ha ha ...
Prime: Ironhide!
Prime: Take off every 'Autobot'!!
Ironhide: You know what you doing.
Prime: Move 'Autobot'.
Prime: 'Till all are one.
In Shakespearean times
In the year of our Lord 1501
A great war hath begun.
King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belong to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thou hast no chance to survive, fools! Makest thou the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shaketh with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My lord?
King: Send out every ZIG rider to the last man!
King: Thou knowest what done must be.
King: ZIG, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, and may the Lord show us mercy.
In Chess
By move 23
War was beginning.
You: What happen ?
Other Guy: Someone set up us the pawn.
Other Other Guy: We get checked.
You: What !
Opponent: King to e5.
You: It's you !!
Opponent: How are you gentlemen !!
Opponent: All your king are belong to us.
Opponent: You are on the way to checkmate.
You: What you say !!
Opponent: You have no chance to win make your resignation.
Opponent: Check! Ha ha ha ha ...
Other Guy: The king !!
You: Take off every 'queen'!!
You: You know what you doing.
You: Move 'rook'.
You: For great checkmate.
In Star Wars
In a long time ago
in a galaxy far, far away...
Rebel: What happen ?
Antilles: Someone set up us the Star Destroyer.
Rebel: We get docking tube.
Antilles: What !
Rebel: Main airlock open.
Antilles: It's you !!
Vader: How are you Rebels !!
Vader: All your secret plans are belong to us.
Tom: What you say !!
Vader: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Vader: (breathes deeply) ...
Antilles: C-3PO!
Antilles: Take off every 'escape pod'!!
Leia: You know what you doing?
Antilles: Launch 'escape pod'.
Antilles: For great Alliance.
In Dungeons & Dragons
In A.D. 2009
Random encounter was beginning.
Player 1 (Leader): What happen ?
Player 2: Somebody set up us the surprise fireball.
Player 3: We get chanting.
Player 1: What !
Player 3: Listen and spot check turn on.
Player 1: It's you !!
DM: (impersonating the evil wizard casting the fireball) How are you adventurers !!
DM: All your HP are belong to us.
DM: You are on the way to incineration.
Player 1: What you chant !!
DM: You have no chance to survive make your time.
DM: (unleashes the fireball) Ha ha ha ha...
Player 3: Leader !!
Player 1: Take off every 'survivor'!!
Player 1: You know what you doing.
Player 1: Move 'survivor'.
Player 1: For great retreat.
In the Land Before Time
In B.C. 35,000,000
Film was beginning.
Littlefoot: What happen ?
Cera: Somebody set up us the earth shake.
Ducky: We get hole in Great Wall.
Littlefoot: What !
Ducky: Main entrance turn open.
Littlefoot: It's you !!
Sharptooth: How are you dinosaurs !!
Sharptooth: All your valley are belong to us.
Sharptooth: You are on the way to extinction.
Littlefoot: What you say !!
Sharptooth: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Sharptooth: Ha ha ha ha ...
Ducky: Littlefoot !!
Littlefoot: Take off every 'Petrie'!!
Littlefoot: You know what you doing.
Littlefoot: Move 'Petrie'.
Littlefoot: For great sequel.
In Czarist Russia
In A.D. 1917
Revolution was beginning.
Nicholas II: What happen ?
Soldier: Somebody set up us the revolution.
Messenger: We get commies.
Nicholas II: What !
Messenger: Main letter open.
Nicholas II: (reading letter) It’s you !!
Lenin: (in the letter) How are you gentlemen !!
Lenin: All your production are belong to us.
Lenin: You are on the way to socialism.
Nicholas II: What he write !!
Lenin: You have no chance to exploit make your proletariat.
Lenin: Ha ha ha ha ...
Messenger: Czar !!
Nicholas II: Take off every 'kulak'!!
Nicholas II: You know what you doing.
Nicholas II: Move 'kulak'.
Nicholas II: For great feudalism.
In Sesame Street
At 5:31 pm
Letter 'P' was beginning.
Big Bird: What happen ?
Elmo: Somebody set up us the alphabet.
Big Bird: We get numbers.
Elmo: What !
Big Bird: Main counting turn on.
Big Bird: It’s you !!
BERTS: How are you Muppets !!
BERTS: All your 'P's are belong to us.
BERTS: You are on the way to learning.
Big Bird: What you say !!
BERTS: You have no chance to count make to ten.
BERTS: Ha ha ha ha...
Big Bird: Elmo !!
Big Bird: Take off every letter 'R'!!
Elmo: You know what you doing.
Big Bird: Move letter 'R'.
Big Bird: For great street.
In the Retirement Home
In A.D. 2006
Retirement was beginning
Old Man 1: (farts loudly) Whhwhwat happen ?
Old Man 2: (sleeping) Somebody set up us the bomb ... zzzzzzzzzzz...
Old Man 3: We get signal, and it's interfering with my hearing aid.
Old Man 1: (nearly deaf) What?
Old Man 3: Main door pull open.
Old Man 1: I-i-it's ... you !!
Katrina: How are you gentlemen !!
Katrina: All your pill are belong to us.
Katrina: You are on the way to disease.
Old Man 1: What you say?
Katrina: (reads scientific name for pills) You have ... "Nochanstus Urvivmeic Jortaim"???
Katrina: (coughs badly) Ha ha ha ha-
Old Man 3: (still sleeping) General ... zzzzzz...
Old Man 1: Take off on 'walker'!!
Old Man 1: I know what I doing.
Old Man 1: (struggling with walker) Move 'walker'.
Old Man 1: For greaaat ... zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
In n00b and 1337 5P34K
1N circa 2101
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In Babelfish Translation
Western calendar 2101
Fight started.
Captain: Just, that how it did, word it is, [ sic ]!
Engineer: No person it seems that it could set up the explosive according to.
Communication operator: Captain! Communication entered!
Captain: No っ!
Communication operator: Vision comes to the main screen.
Captain: As for っ you!
CATS: Don't you think? busily so is, the ladies and gentlemen.
CATS: With the cooperation of the Federal Government troop, everything CATS received your base.
CATS: Also your warship, gradually probably is end.
Captain: っ foolish っ...!
CATS: You appreciate in your cooperation.
CATS: Before making the life which at the very most remains and is little, important....
CATS: ハッハッハッハッハッ...
Communication operator: Captain....
Captain: In ZIG all machine takeoff order! !
Captain: Already, only you entrust to them.
Captain: Our future desires...
captain: It is the む. ZIG! !
In Google Translator
2101
Battle began.
Captain: I do say that together!
Professional organizations: by someone, it seems that a roadside bomb.
Radiotelephone: Captain! Joined the Communications!
Captain: Tsu anything!
Professional communication: the vision comes to the main screen.
Captain: Hey Oh is!
CATS: Yes you are suing us, gentlemen.
CATS: The military cooperation of the federal government, you are our base, all you have CATS.
CATS: We also ship to you, will end soon.
Commander: I fit my gosh!
CATS: You are in our thank you for your cooperation.
CATS: running low life at best,'s: respect.
CATS: Hahhahhahhahhatsu
Professional Communication: Captain.
Captain: ZIG marching orders all aircraft!!
Captain: not only entrusted to them anymore.
Captain: We hope for the future of
Captain: I'll beg. ZIG!!
In Soviet Russia, Japanese Translates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia
War begins YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, what happens YOU!!
Mechanic: In Soviet Russia, bomb sets up YOU!!
Operator: In Soviet Russia, signal gets YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, "what!" says YOU!!
Operator: In Soviet Russia, main screen turns on YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, it is YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, gentleman, how are YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, all our base are belong to YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, destruction is on the way to YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, what say YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, no chance to survive make your time has YOU!!
CATS: In Soviet Russia, "Ha ha ha ha ..." says YOU!!
Operator: In Soviet Russia, "Captain !!" says YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, 'ZIG' takes off YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, what you doing knows YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, 'ZIG' moves YOU!!
Captain: In Soviet Russia, great justice for YOU!!
In the Tinned Foods aisle
At 101°C
Warmth was beginning.
Branston: What happen ?
HP Sauce: Somebody set up us the table.
Commis Operator: We get baked beans.
Branston: What !
Commis Operator: Main toaster turn on.
Branston: It's you !!
HEINZ: How are you bean fanatics !!
HEINZ: All your beans are belong to HEINZ.
HEINZ: You are on the way to buttering.
Branston: What you say !!
HEINZ: You have no chance to toast beans in brine.
HEINZ: Ha ha ha ha ...
Branston: Take off every 'fart'!!
Branston: You know what you doing.
Branston: Flatulence, 'fart'.
Branston: For great toastice.
In Westboro Baptist Church
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Homosexual Captain: What happen ?
Homosexual Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Homosexual Operator: We get signal.
Homosexual Captain: What !
Homosexual Operator: Main screen turn on.
Homosexual Captain: It's you !!
Fred Phelps: God hates you, you dirty fags!!
Fred Phelps: All your fag base are belong to us.
Fred Phelps: You are on the way to damnation.
Homosexual Captain: What you say !!
Fred Phelps: You have no chance to repent burn in hell.
Fred Phelps: Ha ha ha ha ...
Homosexual Operator: Captain !!
Homosexual Captain: Take off every 'Fag'!!
Homosexual Captain: You know what you doing.
Homosexual Captain: Move 'Fag'.
Homosexual Captain: For great justice.
In Baseball
In A.D. 2101
Game was beginning.
Team Captain: What happen ?
First Base Man: Somebody set up us the ball.
Announcer: We get announcement.
Team Captain: What !
Announcer: Main teleprompter replay screen turn on.
Team Captain: It's you !!
Team CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
Team CATS: All your second base are belong to us.
Team CATS: You are on the way to losing World Series.
Team Captain: What you say !!
Team CATS: You have no chance to win make half time.
Team CATS: Ha ha ha ha ...
Announcer: Captain !!
Team Captain: Take off every 'Performance Enhancing Steroids'!!
Team Captain: You know what you doing.
Team Captain: Inject 'Performance Enhancing Steroids'.
Team Captain: For great loss of testicles.
In Warhammer 40,000
In A.D 456.146.41
War was still going.
Space Marine Commander: What happen ?
Tech Adept: Sombody set up us the heresy.
Vox Master: We get vox.
Space Marine Commander: What !
Vox Master: Main Holilithic projecter turn on.
Space Marine Commander: It's you !!
Chaos Lord of Khorne: How are you loyalists !
Chaos Lord of Khorne: All your skulls are belong to Khorne.
Chaos Lord of Khorne: You are on the way to 5 victory point loss.
Space Marine Commander: What you say !
Chaos Lord of Khorne: You have no chance to assault make last turn.
Chaos Lord of Khorne: Ha ha ha ha ...
Vox Master: Commander !!
Space Marine Commander: Take off every '4+ invulnerable saves'!!
Space Marine Commander: You know what you doing.
Space Marine Commander: Roll '4+ invulnerable saves'.
Space Marine Commander: For great Emperor.
In the Bedroom
At the back of a coat room during a crowded party
Sex was beginning.
Catholic School Girl: What happen ?
Vagina: Somebody set up us the sperm.
Uterus: We get pregnant.
Catholic School Girl: What !
Uterus: Main baby turn on.
Catholic School Girl: It's you !!
BABY: How are you gentlewoman !!
BABY: All your uterus are belong to us.
BABY: You are on the way to pregnancy.
Catholic School Girl: What you say !!
BABY: You have no chance to virgin make your period.
BABY: Ha ha ha ha ...
Uterus: Slut !!
Catholic School Girl: Take off every 'Fetus'!!
Catholic School Girl: You know what you doing.
Catholic School Girl: Kill 'Fetus'.
Catholic School Girl: For great abortion.
In Mathematics
In A.D. 2007
Assignment was beginning.
You: What happened ?
A student: Somebody set up us the factorization.
Another student: We get stuck.
You: What !
A Student: Main page flipped over.
You: (reading textbook) It's you !!
Textbook: How are you gentlemen !!
Textbook: All your base factor are belong to us.
Textbook: You are on the way to failure.
You: What you say !!
Textbook: You have no chance of passing make your time.
Textbook: Ha ha ha ha...
A Student: I forgot your name !!
You: Take off every 'exponent'!!
You: You know what you doing.
You: Move 'exponent'.
You: For great factorization.
In Law and Order
In dark alley
Murder was beginning.
Novak: What happen ?
Stabler: Somebody set up us the murder.
Cragen: We get confession.
Novak: What !
Cragen: Main suspect coerced.
Novak: It's you !!
LAWYER: How are you detectives !!
LAWYER: All your evidence are belong to us.
LAWYER: You are on the way to Internal Affairs hearing.
Cragen: What you say !!
LAWYER: You have no chance to keep jobs make your defence.
LAWYER: Ha ha ha ha ...
Novak: Detectives !!
Stabler: Take off every 'excessive force complaint'!!
Stabler: You know what you doing.
Stabler: Intimidate suspect.
Stabler: For great brutality.
In Troy
In B.C. 210.1
Siege was beginning.
Paris: What happen ?
Captain of the Guard: Somebody set up us the Trojan Horse.
General: We get spear.
Paris: What !
General: Main shield hold up.
Paris: It's you!!
ACHILLES: How are you gentlemen !!
ACHILLES: All your Helen are belong to us.
ACHILLES: You are on the way to destruction.
Paris: (amid chaos of battle) What you say???
ACHILLES: You have no chance to survive make your retreat.
ACHILLES: HA HA HA HA !
General: Paris !!
Paris: Take out every 'arrow'!!
Paris: I know what I doing.
Paris: Move 'arrow'.
Paris: For great movie.
In 300
In 480 B.C.
War was beginning
Xerxes: What happen !!
Persian 1: Somebody set up us the fire arrow.
Persian 2: We get spear through the gate !
Xerxes: What !
Persian 2: Main Gate break open !
Xerxes: It's you !!
Leonidas: How are you gentlemen !!
Leonidas: All your base in Thermopyle are belong to SPARTAAAAAAAAA !!
Leonidas: You are on the way to death !!
Xerxes: (In the midst of battle) What you say !!
Leonidas: You have no chance to survive make your time !
Leonidas: Ha ha ha ha !
Persian 1: Xerxes !!
Xerxes: Take off every 'Uber-Immortals'!!
Xerxes: You know what you doing !
Xerxes: Move 'Uber-Immortals' !
Xerxes: For great empire !!
In Windows Vista
In A.D. 2007
Vista was released.
Windows Vista User: What happen ?
Computer: Somebody set up us the UAC.
Windows Vista: We get error message.
Windows Vista User: What !
Windows Vista: Main computer turn off and on.
Windows Vista User: It's you !!
BSoD: How are you gentlemen !!
BSoD: All your RAM are belong to us.
BSoD: You are on the way to losing all your work.
Windows Vista User: What you compute !!
BSoD: You have no chance to backup make your time.
BSoD: Ha ha ha ha ...
Computer: Press any key to terminate the application
Windows Vista User: Take off every 'Win XP'!!
Windows Vista User: I know what I doing.
Windows Vista User: Install 'Win XP'.
Windows Vista User: For great Windows.
On Message Board
In A.D. 2007
Flame war was beginning.
User: What happen ?
Flamer: Somebody set up us the account block.
Flamer: We get PM.
User: What !
Flamer: Main inbox page open.
User: (reading PM) It's you !!
Admin: (in the PM) How are you gentlemen !!
Admin: All your threads are belong to us.
Admin: You are on the way to permaban.
User: What you type !!
Admin: You have no chance to post make your insults.
Admin: Ha ha ha ha ...
Flamer: Dude !!
User: Call up every 'Anonymous'!!
User: You know what you invading.
User: Hack site.
User: For great flood.
In Cherry Hill Temple
In A.D. 1992
Invasion was beginning.
Usagi: What happen ?
Rei: Somebody set up us the Negaverse.
Ami: We get signal.
Usagi: What !
Ami: Main monitor turn on.
Usagi: It's you !!
Jedite: How are you ladies !!
Jedite: All your Earth are belong to us.
Jedite: You are on the way to takeover.
Usagi: What you say !!
Jedite: You have no chance to exile fight me.
Jedite: Ha ha ha ha...
Ami: Usagi !!
Usagi: Take off every 'Senshi'!!
Usagi: You know what you doing.
Usagi: Move 'Senshi' !
Usagi: In the name of the Moon !
Concerning the Hannah Montana 3-D concert
In A.D. 2008
Concert was beginning.
Fanboy: What happen ?
Fangirl 1: Somebody set up us the ticket.
Fangirl 2: We get signal.
Fanboy: What !
Fangirl 2: Main screen turn on.
Fanboy: It's you !!
CATS: How are you fans !!
CATS: All your ticket are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to sellout.
Fanboy: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to watch make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ...
Fangirl 2: Fanboy !!
Fanboy: Take off every 'speeder'!!
Fanboy: You know what you doing.
Fanboy: Move 'speeder'.
Fanboy: For total waste of money.
In Hong Kong
In A.D. 2012
War was beginning.
HK SARS:What happen?
HK Mother:Someone set up us the great immigration to hong kong.
HK citizen:We get signal.
HK SARS:What!
HK citizen:E-mail turn on.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PREGGO AND BABY:HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!
HK SARS:It's you!
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PREGGO AND BABY:ALL YOUR HOSPITALS AND EDUCATION ARE BELONG TO US.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PREGGO AND BABY:YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO TOTRAL COLLAPSE.
HK SARS:What you say!
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PREGGO AND BABY:YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO REBUILD ENCONOMY MAKE YOUR DISTRESS CALL!!
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PREGGO AND BABY:HA HA HA HA HA........
HK Mother:Pwn these locust !!
HK SARS:Organize "Riot".
HK SARS:You know what you doing.
HK SARS:Cook "Fetus soup".
HK SARS:For Great HK.
In cleaning
In A.D. 2004
Cleaning war was beginning.
Jill: What happen ?
Worker: Somebody set up us the dirt.
JAKAZiD: We get signal.
Jill: What !
JAKAZiD: Main screen turn on.
Jill: It's you !!
Barry Scott: How are you dear ladies !!
Barry Scott: All your Cillit Bang are belong to us.
Barry Scott: You are on the way to destruction.
Jill: What you say !!
Barry Scott: You have no chance to clean make your time.
Barry Scott: Ha ha ha ha...
JAKAZiD: Jill !!
Jill: Take off every suck !!
Jill: You know what you doing.
Jill: Move suck.
Jill: For great cleaning.
In Christianity
In A.D. 33
War was beginning.
God: What happen ?
Jesus: Somebody set up us the crucifixtion.
Jesus: We get signal.
God: What !
Jesus: Main screen turn on.
God: It's you !!
SATAN: How are you God !!
SATAN: All your Jesus are belong to us.
SATAN: You are on the way to paganism.
God: What you say !!
SATAN: You have no chance to survive make your prayers.
SATAN: Ha ha ha ha ...
Jesus: God !!
God: Take off every 'resurrection'!!
God: You know what you doing.
God: Move 'resurrection'.
God: For great salvation.
In DeviantART
In AD 2009
Wapanese was invading.
*Artist: What Happen?
=PornoGrapher: Somebody set up us The yaoi hentai.
=PornoGhapher: We Get reply.
*Artist: What !
=PornoGrapher: Message Log Turn On.
*Artist: It's You !!
~YAOI FANGIRL: How Are You Artist !!
~YAOI FANGIRL: All Your Artistic Talent Are Belong To Us.
~YAOI FANGIRL: You Are On Your Way To Wapanese.
*Artist: What You Say!!
~YAOI FANGIRL: You Have No Chance To Famous Make Your Art.
~YAOI FANGIRL: Ha ha ha ha...
=PornoGrapher: Artist!!
*Artist: Take off Every 'Troll' !!
*Artist: You Know What You Doing.
*Artist: Move 'Troll'.
*Artist: For Great Art.
In the waters off Somalia
In A.D. 2008
Piracy was continuing.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Some pirates set up us the capture.
Operator: We get message.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main radio turn on.
Captain: Who the Hell are you?
Pirate: How are you gentlemen !!
Pirate: All your supertanker are belong to us.
Pirate: We are on the way to ransom.
Captain: What you say !!
Pirate: You have no chance to survive deliver your oil.
Pirate: Ha ha ha ha ...
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'crewmember'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'crewmember'.
Captain: For great profit.
Concerning Friday the 13th
In A.D. 2009
Movie was beginning
Teenage boy: What happen ?
Barber: Somebody set up us the R rating.
Teenage girl: We get signal.
Teenage boy: What !
Teenage girl: Main Prius drive up.
Teenage boy: It's you !!
DAD: How are you kids !!
DAD: All your ticket are belong to me.
DAD: You are on the way to blockage.
Teenage boy: What you say !!
DAD: You have no chance to watch make your time.
DAD: Ha ha ha ha...
Teenage girl: Teenage boy!
Teenage boy: Take off every 'Watchmen'!!
Teenage boy: You know what you doing.
Teenage boy: Move 'Watchmen'.
Teenage boy: For great movie.
In Weight Watchers
In A.D 2009
Weight was lost.
Fat Person 1: What happen ?
Fat Person 2: Somebody stole up us the cookies.
Fat Person 3: We get lecture.
Fat Person 1: What !
Fat Person 3: Class room turn on.
Fat Person 3: It's you !!
LECTURER: How are you rounded ones !!
LECTURER: All your cookie are belong to us.
LECTURER: You are on the way to weight loss.
Fat Person 1: What you say !!
LECTURER: You have no chance to survive make your low calorie snack.
LECTURER: Ha ha ha ha ...
Fat Person 3: Fat Person 1 !!
Fat Person 1: Take off every 'VOUCHER'!!
Fat Person 1: You know what you doing.
Fat Person 1: Move 'VOUCHER'.
Fat Person 1: For great weight loss.
In Metal Gear Solid
In A.D. 1998
War was beginning.
Snake: What happen ?
Campbell: Somebody set up us the Metal Gear REX.
Mei Ling: We get signal.
Campbell: What !
Mei Ling: Codec screen turn on.
Snake: It's you !!
Liquid: Brother !
Liquid: All your PAL Key are belong to us.
Liquid: You are on the way to destruction.
Campbell: What you say !!
Liquid: You have no chance to survive make your time.
*Nuclear Launch Detected.*
Liquid: Ha ha ha ha....
Snake: Colonel !!
Campbell: Take off every 'STINGER'!!
Campbell: You know what you doing.
Campbell: Move 'STINGER'.
Campbell: For great justice.
In EA
In A.D. 2011
Mass soul swallowing was happening.
PopCap: What Happen?
Frog: SOMEBODY SUT UP US THE ACQUISITION!!!
Sunflower: We got signal.
PopCap: What!
Sunflower: Main screen turn on.
Popcap: It's You!!
Andrew Wilson: HOW ARE YOU FAGGOTS!!!!
Andrew Wilson: ALL YOUR COMPANY ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Andrew Wilson: I AM ON YOUR WAY TO STEALING YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
Andrew Wilson: YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO SCAMFAGGOTRY.
PopCap: WHAT YOU SAY!!
Andrew Wilson: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO INDEPENDENT MAKE YOUR TIME!!!!!!
Andrew Wilson: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Sunflower: PopCap!!
PopCap: Move Away!!!
PopCap: you know what you doing.
PopCap: Fuck his insane faggotry.
PopCap: for great company.
In Firefox
In A.D. 2009
Browser war was beginning.
Firefox: What happen ?
GreaseMonkey: Somebody set up us the Cookie.
PopupBlocker: We get signal.
Firefox: What !
PopupBlocker: Main screen turn on.
Firefox: It's you !!
W32.CATS: How are you Firefox !!
W32.CATS: All your cookie are belong to us.
W32.CATS: You are on the way to phishing.
Firefox: What you say !!
W32.CATS: You have no chance to shut down CPU usage 99%.
W32.CATS: Ha ha ha ha ...
PopupBlocker: Firefox !!
Firefox: Close off every 'tab'!!
Firefox: You know what you doing.
Firefox: Start Windows Task Manager.
Firefox: For great shutdown.
On article deletion
In A.D. 2024
Some crappy article was nominated for deletion.
Article creator: What happen ?
Article: Somebody set up us the huff.
Edit log: We get {{VFD}}.
Article creator: What !
Edit log: VFD template added.
Article creator: It's you !!
VFD nominator: How are you gentlemen !!
VFD nominator: All your article are belong to us.
VFD nominator: Your article are on the way to deletion.
Article creator: What you say !!
VFD nominator: You have no chance to keep make your vote.
VFD nominator: Ha ha ha ha ...
Article creator: Take off every 'SOCKPUPPET'!!
Article creator: You know what you doing.
Article creator: VOTE 'KEEP'.
Article creator: For great article.
All your redundancy are belong to us
In A.D./Anno Domini 2024, which is 2024 years after the birth of Christ
War, battle, armed conflict and violence was beginning, commencing, starting and initiating.
Grammar nazi: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the redundancy.
Operator: We get signal.
Grammar nazi: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Grammar nazi: It's you !!
Lord Alvin Redund: How are you gentlemen, dudes, guys, buddies, people, men, humans, Homo Sapies and dawdles!!
Lord Alvin Redund: All your base, fortress, citadel, headquarter, fortification, place of strength and defence, stronghold and castle are belong to, under ownership and being owned to and by us, which in other words and expressed differently is me in addition to and with some other and different individuals, persons and people.
Lord Alvin Redund: You are on the way and path to and toward destruction, annihilation, downfall, obliteration, demolition, unmaking and utter wiping of your existence.
Grammar nazi: What you say !!
Lord Alvin Redund: You have no chance, possibility, odds, opportunity, potential, propability or viability to survive, escape death, keep your life, continue existing or live through this make, enjoy and take pleasure in your time.
Lord Alvin Redund: Ha ha ha ha, I'm laughing and finding this funny, ha ha ha ha...
Operator: Captain !!
Grammar nazi: Take off every 'SURPLUS WORD'!!
Grammar nazi: You know what you doing.
Grammar nazi: Delete 'SYNONYMS'.
Grammar nazi: For comprahensible language.
Concerning SOPA
In A.D. 2012
SOPA was beginning.
Anti-SOPA Senator:What Happen?
Netizen:Somebody set up us the SOPA.
Jimbo Wales:We get Conference.
Anti-SOPA Senator:What!
Jimbo Wales:Main screen turn on.
Anti-SOPA Senator:It's you!!
Hollywood:HOW ARE YOU PIRATES!!
Hollywood:ALL YOUR INTERNET FREEDOM ARE BELONG TO US!
Hollywood:YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO FULL CENSORSHIP!
Anti-SOPA Senator:What You Say !!
Hollywood:YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PROTEST MAKE YOUR VOICE!
Jimbo Wales: Senator !!
Anti-SOPA Senator:Take off every 'Riot' !!
Anti-SOPA Senator:You know what you doing.
Anti-SOPA Senator:Organize 'Riot'.
Anti-SOPA Senator:For people and internet.
Minimalism
Sometime
Cap: You!!
CATS: We own U.
In LOLCats
In A.D. 2024
War between humans and cats was beginning.
Adult: What happen ?
4 year old: IT'Z TEH FUNNST TING EV4R LOL111!!!!!1111.
Internet: We get signal.
Adult: What !
Internet: Main screen turn on.
Adult: It's you !!
LolCATS: How are you gentlemen !!
LolCATS: IM in ur base, killing ur duddies.
LolCATS: I can has destroy yuo.
Adult: What you say !!
LolCATS: You no chance to survive make ur time.
LolCATS: Meow meow meow meow ...
Adult: Install Internet monitoring software !!
Adult: You know what you doing.
Adult: Block 'LolCATS'.
Adult: For mature Internet.
in Bad Articles
In 99999999999 BC.
Shit Was Fucking <insert name here>.
<insert name here>: What Happened,Loser?
Oscar Wilde:Somebody Set Up Us The AAAAAA!
Oscar Wilde:We Get mecha zombie hitler.
<insert name here>:Main Screen Turn On.
Chuck Norris:How Are You <insert name here> T4H LOOS3R!!!!1111
<insert name here>:It's grue!!!!
Chuck Norris:IN Soviet Russia, ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO U!
Chuck Norris:U r On Your Way To LOOSING!!!
<insert name here>:UR SO GHEY LOL
Chuck Norris:<insert name here> Have No Chance To Fight Satan Make Your Shit.
Chuck Norris:AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!
Oscar Wilde:<insert name here>!!!!!!1111
<insert name here>:FUCK EVERY 'CHUCK NORRIS'.
<insert name here>:You NO WUT YO DOING,idiot.
<insert name here>:FUCK CHUCK NORRIS.
<insert name here>:For Great 1）money 2）refering friends to do the same
In Hamlet
In A.D. 1800
Assassination was beginning.
King Hamlet: What happen ?
King Hamlet's brain: Somebody set up us the poison!
King Hamlet's eyes: we get signal
King Hamlet: What !
King Hamlet's eyes: Us eyes fly open.
King Hamlet: It's you !!
Claudius: How are you your Majesty !!
Claudius: All your kingdom are belong to us.
Claudius: You are on the way to assassination.
King Hamlet: What you say !!
Claudius: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Claudius: Ha ha ha ha ...
King Hamlet: Take off every 'antidote'!!
King Hamlet: You know what you doing.
King Hamlet: Move 'antidote'.
King Hamlet: For great recovery.
In 4chan
In A.D. 200X
Memes were beginning.
anon : "what happen?" anon 2 : "somebody set uss up the boxy" anon : "we get Meme" anon 2 : "what !" anon 2 : "Main meme turn on." anon : "Its you!" Newfag : "How are you gentlemen !!" Newfag : "All your Meme's are belong to uss" Newfag : " you are on the way to deletion" anon 2 : "what you say !!" Newfag : "You have no chance to Troll, make your time" Newfag : " HAHAHAHAHAHA " anon : "Bro !!!" anon 2 : "Take off every meme!!" anon : "You know what you doing?" anon 2 : "Move meme" anon 2 : "For great Troll"
In Mumbai, India
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Mumbai: 28 November 2008
In A.D. 2008
Terrorism was beginning.
Manmohan Singh: What happen ?
Police Chief: Somebody set up us the hotel bomb.
RAW Commando: We get signal.
Manmohan Singh: What !
RAW Commando: Main Television turn on.
Manmohan Singh: It's you !!
Deccan Mujahideen: How are you gentlemen !!
Deccan Mujahideen: All your hotel are belong to us.
Deccan Mujahideen: You are on the way to destruction.
Manmohan Singh: What you say !!
Deccan Mujahideen: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Deccan Mujahideen: Ha ha ha ha ...
RAW Commando: Prime Minister !!
Manmohan Singh: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Manmohan Singh: You know what you doing.
Manmohan Singh: Move 'ZIG'.
Manmohan Singh: For great justice.
In anti-humor
In A.D. 2101,
War had begun.
Captain: What was that?
Engineer: Someone's set off an explosive on our ship!
Communication operator: Captain! Incoming transmission!
Captain: What?
Communication operator: Route video to the main screen.
Captain: Y-you!!
CATS: You seem busy, gentlemen.
CATS: With the help of the Federation Government forces, CATS has been able to take all of your bases.
CATS: I guess it will soon be the end of your ship, too.
Captain: It-it can't be...!
CATS: I would like to thank you for your cooperation. Treasure what remains of your lives.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha...
Communication operator: Captain...? What should we do...?
Captain: Issue an immediate take off order for all ZIG units!!
Captain: Leaving the mission to them is all we can do now...
Captain: I beg of you, ZIG!!
Captain: To try to restore hope to our future...
In Wikipedia
At the polling station
On this page
In A.D. 1337
Kremling was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Kremling.
Operator: We get Kremling.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main Kremling spit on.
Captain: It's you !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your Kremling are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to Kremling.
Captain: What you spit !!
Cats: You have no Kremling to spit make your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha ...
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: spit off every 'Kremling'!!
Captain: You know what you insulting.
Captain: spit 'Kremling'.
Captain: For dubious Kremling.
In weasels
In A.D. something
Minks were beginning.
Weasel A: What happen ?
Weasel B: Somebody set up us the ferret.
Weasel C: We get ferret.
Weasel A: What !
Weasel C: Pet shop open.
Weasel A: It's you !!
PETS: How are you mustelids !!
PETS: All your weasels are belong to us.
PETS: You are on the way to ripping Frank Zappa's flesh.
Weasel A: What you say !!
PETS: You have no chance to weasel.
PETS: Ha ha ha ha ...
Weasel C: Mink !!
Weasel A: Take off every 'stoat'!!
Weasel A: You know what you doing.
Weasel A: Move 'stoat'.
Weasel A: For mustelid justice.
In Uncyclopedia
In A.D. 2005
The wiki was beginning.
Admin: What happen ?
Ferret cat: Somebody set up us the Fisher Price.
Sysadmin: We get signal.
Admin: What !
Sysadmin: Wiki turn on.
Admin: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your in-jokes are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Admin: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to make new ones.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ...
Operator: Captain !!
Admin: Take off every 'Sophia'!!
Admin: You know what you doing.
Admin: Move 'Sophia'.
Admin: For Estonian weasels.
In Mac History
In A.D. 1984
Mac was beginning.
Tim Cook: What happen ?
Steve Jobs: Somebody set up us the Mac.
Tim Cook: We get signal.
Steve Jobs: What !
Siri: Main screen turn on.
Tim Cook: It's you !!
Bill Gates: How are you gentlemen !!
Bill Gates: All your Mac are belong to us.
Bill Gates: You are on the way to total failure.
Steve Jobs: What you say !!
Bill Gates: Your computer have no chance to survive make your time.
Bill Gates: Ha ha ha ha ...
Siri: Windows !!
Steve Jobs: Take off every 'PC'!!
Steve Jobs: You know what you doing.
Steve Jobs: Move 'PC'.
Steve Jobs: For great computing.
Captain: (turning to viewers) I'd like to take a moment to be serious folks. If your AYB looks a bit like the above one, with random anime characters or a bunch of your friends replacing us in some way that you find greatly amusing, please think before you press that Save Page button. Too often have me and my friends been shoehorned into acting out scenarios as characters that don't make us laugh. We've resigned ourselves to being typecast - all we ask is that you show a little consideration before placing your work here. We know you'll do the right thing. For great justice!