Worst 100 LOL Cats

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100. The Original LOL Cat
Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.
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99. Happy Cat
Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger!
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98. Hot Cat
Iz excuse 2 put a sexy pussy pic in artikel
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97. Overused Orange Cat
Iz cute, but way over-used. (And over-huffed.)
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96. Dead Cat
Iz really only playin' ded...rite?
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95. Drunk Cat
Haz ded hooker in trunk.
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94. Easily Swayed Cat
Is now racist.
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93. Super Cute Pirate Cat
Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty.
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92. LOL cat
Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew.
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91. Caturday Cat
Iz high.

90-81[edit | edit source]

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90. Literacy Cat
Kan spel "you're" reel goood.
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89. Long Cat
Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man".
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88. Short Cat
Haz had too much plaztic surgery.
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87. Serious Cat
Iz seriously fucking serious.
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86. Smelly Cat
Hates the fucking dryer!!!
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85. Dune Cat
Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi.
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84. Fail Cat
Should have picked cheddar.
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83. Internet Addict Cat
Also needs moar ears.
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82. Hamster Cat's …
... mother waz a hamster. (Father smelledz of elderberriez.)
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81. Violin Cat
Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too.

80-70[edit | edit source]

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80. Invisible Everything Cat
Haz better stuffz than U.
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79. Spoon Cat
Iz fightin teh coke habit.
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78. Hooray Cat
Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther.
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77. Scared-y cat
Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze.
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76. War Cat
Wantz rubz.
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75. Better than you cat
Iz smug cause shez betterz than you.
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74. Admin Cat
HA! In your face's face!
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73. Soulless Cat…
... can now run for political office.
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72. Soviet Cat
Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!!
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71. Lazy Cat
Livez in Amerika.

70-61[edit | edit source]

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70. Existential Cat
Or iz moonin you; whatever.
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69. Pussy in Carpet Cat
Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke.
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68. Basket Cat
Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell.
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67. Mop Cat
Takez any job she can get in this economiez.
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66. Healer Cat
Also does exorcizms.
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65. Inspector Cat
Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack.
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64. Superconductor Cat
Haz no electrical resistancez.
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63. Allergy Cat
Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!"
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62. American cat
Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here.
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61. Asian Cat
Is suprized!.

60-51[edit | edit source]

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60. Native American Cat
Iz being forced off hiz landz by Pilgrim Cat.
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59. Negro Cat
Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.
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58. Cathulhu
Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.
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57. Jabba Cat
Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz.
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56. Empire Cat
Iz afraidz of Wookies!
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55. Dress Up Cat
Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez!
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54. Godfather Cat
... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze.
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53. Scientology Cat
Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted.
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52. Pope Cat
Haz a funny hat!.
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51. Jew Cat
Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz.

50-41[edit | edit source]

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50. Observant Jew Cat
Playz golf on Caturday.
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49. Monopoly Cat
Cheetz the bank.
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48. Nosfercatu Cat
Loves flowerz.
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47. Heterochromia Cat
Carried teh virus off England.
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46. Illegal Alien Cat
Iz in ur country, steelin ur jobz.
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45. Kitler
Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Mewz.
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44. Biznis Cat
Stole your retirement moniez.
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43. Supermarket Cat
Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz.
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42. Undead Cat
Iz defeated by sunlight.
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41. Pizza Cat
Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz.

40-31[edit | edit source]

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40. Invisible Sandwich Cat
In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on.
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39. Hungry Ironic Cat
Noms teh hand dat feez himz.
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38. Sneeky Cat
Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.
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37. Secret Ingredient Cat
Will foolz your dinner guestz.
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36. Cheezburger Cat
Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger!
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35. Birthday Cat
Iz an ungrateful baztard!
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34. Pringles Cat
Iz being subjected to animal abuze.
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33. Welfare Cat
Votes.
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32.5 Preppy Cat
Is halucinatinz.
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32. House Cleaner Cat
Enjoyz the job perkz.
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31. Anti-gravity Cat
Iz happy about profanity.

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30. Reverse Gravity Cat
Is also halucinatinz.
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29. Schodinger's Cat
Watchez porn while unobserved.
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28. Jedi Cat
Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again.
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27. Angsty Noob CatIz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.
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26. Dr. Skullthumper Cat
Iz not a real doctor, or a real cat. But doez thump skullz.
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25. Laser Eye Surgery Cat
Haz supa laza eyes nou.
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24. WTF cat
Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz.
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23. Lion Cat
Will killz you in your sleep.
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22. Naïf Cat
No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust.
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21. Stay Puffed Cat
Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath.

20-11[edit | edit source]

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20. What?!? Cat
Doezn't want anything to do with your mom. Quit pimping her.
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19. Chinese Cat
Iz stealin yur dataz.
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18. Thief Cat
Iz black, unsurprisingly.
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17. Ex-girlfriend Cat
Just called to say "Hi."
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16. Internet Cat
Likes computerz.
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15. Ringleader Cat
Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz.
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14. Monster Cat
Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now?
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13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat
May give you the H1N1 viruz.
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12. Raepist Cat
Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted.
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11. Anal Sex Cat
Knowz what you like.

10-2[edit | edit source]

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10. Surprise Sex Cat
Iz the bests moneiz you evah spent.
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9. Teenage Cat
Wastes your moniez and time.
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8. Homeschooled Cat
Haz no friendz.
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7. Chili Cookoff Cat
Iz inbred redneck.
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6. Ceiling Cat
Watches you masturbate while also masturbating.
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5. Russian Cat
In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate.
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4. Voyeur Cat.com
Iz makin moniez!.
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3.. Fetish Cat
Shouldza hav used lubez.
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2. Pussy Cats
Do NOT make one transgendered.

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