Worst 100 LOL Cats
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Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1 |
100-91[edit | edit source]
100. The Original LOL Cat
Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar. |
99. Happy Cat
Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger! |
98. Hot Cat
Iz excuse 2 put a sexy pussy pic in artikel |
97. Overused Orange Cat
Iz cute, but way over-used. (And over-huffed.) |
96. Dead Cat
Iz really only playin' ded...rite? |
95. Drunk Cat
Haz ded hooker in trunk. |
94. Easily Swayed Cat
Is now racist. |
93. Super Cute Pirate Cat
Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty. |
92. LOL cat
Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew. |
91. Caturday Cat
Iz high. |
90-81[edit | edit source]
90. Literacy Cat
Kan spel "you're" reel goood. |
89. Long Cat
Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man". |
88. Short Cat
Haz had too much plaztic surgery. |
87. Serious Cat
Iz seriously fucking serious. |
86. Smelly Cat
Hates the fucking dryer!!! |
85. Dune Cat
Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi. |
84. Fail Cat
Should have picked cheddar. |
83. Internet Addict Cat
Also needs moar ears. |
82. Hamster Cat's …
... mother waz a hamster. (Father smelledz of elderberriez.) |
81. Violin Cat
Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too. |
80-70[edit | edit source]
80. Invisible Everything Cat
Haz better stuffz than U. |
79. Spoon Cat
Iz fightin teh coke habit. |
78. Hooray Cat
Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther. |
77. Scared-y cat
Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze. |
76. War Cat
Wantz rubz. |
75. Better than you cat
Iz smug cause shez betterz than you. |
74. Admin Cat
HA! In your face's face! |
73. Soulless Cat…
... can now run for political office. |
72. Soviet Cat
Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!! |
71. Lazy Cat
Livez in Amerika. |
70-61[edit | edit source]
70. Existential Cat
Or iz moonin you; whatever. |
69. Pussy in Carpet Cat
Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke. |
68. Basket Cat
Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell. |
67. Mop Cat
Takez any job she can get in this economiez. |
66. Healer Cat
Also does exorcizms. |
65. Inspector Cat
Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack. |
64. Superconductor Cat
Haz no electrical resistancez. |
63. Allergy Cat
Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!" |
62. American cat
Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here. |
61. Asian Cat
Is suprized!. |
60-51[edit | edit source]
60. Native American Cat
Iz being forced off hiz landz by Pilgrim Cat. |
59. Negro Cat
Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz. |
58. Cathulhu
Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz. |
57. Jabba Cat
Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz. |
56. Empire Cat
Iz afraidz of Wookies! |
55. Dress Up Cat
Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez! |
54. Godfather Cat
... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze. |
53. Scientology Cat
Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted. |
52. Pope Cat
Haz a funny hat!. |
51. Jew Cat
Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz. |
50-41[edit | edit source]
50. Observant Jew Cat
Playz golf on Caturday. |
49. Monopoly Cat
Cheetz the bank. |
48. Nosfercatu Cat
Loves flowerz. |
47. Heterochromia Cat
Carried teh virus off England. |
46. Illegal Alien Cat
Iz in ur country, steelin ur jobz. |
44. Biznis Cat
Stole your retirement moniez. |
43. Supermarket Cat
Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz. |
42. Undead Cat
Iz defeated by sunlight. |
41. Pizza Cat
Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz. |
40-31[edit | edit source]
40. Invisible Sandwich Cat
In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on. |
39. Hungry Ironic Cat
Noms teh hand dat feez himz. |
38. Sneeky Cat
Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills. |
37. Secret Ingredient Cat
Will foolz your dinner guestz. |
36. Cheezburger Cat
Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger! |
35. Birthday Cat
Iz an ungrateful baztard! |
34. Pringles Cat
Iz being subjected to animal abuze. |
33. Welfare Cat
Votes. |
32.5 Preppy Cat
Is halucinatinz. |
32. House Cleaner Cat
Enjoyz the job perkz. |
31. Anti-gravity Cat
Iz happy about profanity. |
30-21[edit | edit source]
30. Reverse Gravity Cat
Is also halucinatinz. |
29. Schodinger's Cat
Watchez porn while unobserved. |
28. Jedi Cat
Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again. |
27. Angsty Noob CatIz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.
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25. Laser Eye Surgery Cat
Haz supa laza eyes nou. |
24. WTF cat
Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz. |
23. Lion Cat
Will killz you in your sleep. |
22. Naïf Cat
No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust. |
21. Stay Puffed Cat
Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath. |
20-11[edit | edit source]
19. Chinese Cat
Iz stealin yur dataz. |
18. Thief Cat
Iz black, unsurprisingly. |
17. Ex-girlfriend Cat
Just called to say "Hi." |
16. Internet Cat
Likes computerz. |
15. Ringleader Cat
Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz. |
14. Monster Cat
Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now? |
13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat
May give you the H1N1 viruz. |
12. Raepist Cat
Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted. |
11. Anal Sex Cat
Knowz what you like. |
10-2[edit | edit source]
10. Surprise Sex Cat
Iz the bests moneiz you evah spent. |
9. Teenage Cat
Wastes your moniez and time. |
8. Homeschooled Cat
Haz no friendz. |
7. Chili Cookoff Cat
Iz inbred redneck. |
6. Ceiling Cat
Watches you masturbate while also masturbating. |
5. Russian Cat
In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate. |
4. Voyeur Cat.com
Iz makin moniez!. |
3.. Fetish Cat
Shouldza hav used lubez. |
2. Pussy Cats
Do NOT make one transgendered. |
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