User:Enzo Aquarius/Worst 100 Kids Competitions
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So, you come home, the wife (or husband...or both) doesn't want to get sexed up, and you turn on the television. Oh no, it's another Kids Competition! This is a compilation of some of the worst kids competitions you will ever see that can cross your boobtube.
What's the most amazing fact about these competitions? Parental neglect/ignorance! What fun! Let's read on!
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- 100. Spelling Bee
- Seriously, you see a kid come up to a stage get asked to spell a word that they will most likely never use in their life. They'll always ask for the part of speech, an example, the person who made the word, the origin of the word, the date it was put into the dictionary or whether the word will have ever been used by a Human in a standard sentence in the history of mankind. If the kid fails to spell it right, they lose and only God knows what the parents do afterwards.
- 99. Beauty Contests
- Honestly, who wants to turn on their television to see kids who are forced by their parents to look like sluts/whores just to win a couple of bucks?
- 98. Video Game Competitions
- You turn on your television to see a group of obese kids who have no life and who will never get laid just to brag that they won a video game show. Especially sports video games: it's called real life.
- 97. Soccer Games
- Refer to: Soccer moms