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- Delete. On his 10th birthday, he was gunned down by local militia for violating local Home Owner's Association laws, and was nursed back to health by bats, whom later betrayed him by chewing off his extra fingers that made him such a successful banjo and woman player, leading to his torrid love/hatred of Bats. it just keeps going on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:13, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:38, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
- Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:38, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
- how? --Nikau 03:21, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
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- ??????--
FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:57, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
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- Obliterate. Um... No humor here. It's just wrong. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:55 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:01, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. One joke stretched way too thin. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:16, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:15, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
- Draggery through lists and cruft. 1234 ~ 19:24, 5 October 2011
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- Is it me that just fails to see the funniness? Mattsnow 19:09, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- It's not just you -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:04, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Merely blanking the page and replacing with Heehee, "falafel" would improve the article infinitely. --Sloublues 12:25, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
- Obliterate. Per Sloublues. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 19:06 October 5, 2011 (UTC)
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- I know it was already deleted, but I just wanted to say LOL MORE LIKE FAILAFEL! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:37, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
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- ??? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:34, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:55, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:03, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Is this based on some actual vandalism scandal on Wikipedia? Because if not, I don't know what the author of this page was thinking when he wrote it.--Scofield & The Machine 07:41, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
- delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:46, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
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- Keep, little classic from Hindleyite... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Keep. I'm inclined to agree with Mhaille. I've always kinda liked this one. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:58 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep Pictures are unoriginal but apart from that it's rather lovely. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:15, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Live. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:40, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
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- Kill. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:40, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:20, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Did you mean NO value? Because if you did, you'd be right! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:25, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
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- You all can't seem to agree on anything. 1234 ~ 03:30, 5 October 2011
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- Delete. Far from funny shit stub. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:25, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Made me cry. --Nikau 05:40, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Irredeemable bunkum. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:59 October 3, 2011 (UTC)
COULD THE CLOSING ADMIN MOVE THIS TO MY USERSPACE PLZ? On second thoughts, burn it. Period. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:42, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
- This article blinded me. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 16:51, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Worse than Goatse itself. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:44, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Because it contradicts the Goa Tse article. --Scofield & The Machine 13:46, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete. Stupid, short, localised to Britain. Ugh. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:34, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:18, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Weak Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:52, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Looks like QVFD material to me. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:01 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
- ....... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:39, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
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- Strong keep. Don’t delete it REWRITE IT! But of course, I'm a lazy as prick so someone else must do so. --AlmightyGameDude 03:24, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- haaaaaaaaaaaaa ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:20, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:21, 2 October 2011
- Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 09:36, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- You'll have to forgive me, but BUM BADA BUM BUM! BUM BADA BUM BUM! BUM BADA BUM BUM! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:03 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete. Retarded little pile of cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:24, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:04, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. When I read "Helicopters do not exist" I know it had to die. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:40, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Helicopters don't exist. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 16:55, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
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- I love you all so much that I'm closing this now. 1234 ~ 03:29, 5 October 2011
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- Obliterate. Random references to rape, incest, Hitler, OJ Simpson, AIDs, and Barney, as well as calling all of the characters gay and retarded. How original. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:48, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Concur. 12:57, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Obliterate. Reading this was like huffing pure stupid. --Sloublues 15:45, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Notice that it has a link to Random Show in the see also. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:45, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. The Venn diagram overlap of people who enjoy certain shows on Cartoon Network and who are psychologically matured enough to write parodies of those shows is far too thin. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:28, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete. Unfunny, overly complicated and random in a lot of spots.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:17, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:03, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Obliterate. I agree the article has too much randomness to where you can’t even understand WTF there saying. If gibberish people get to have their own page I think Puerto Ricans should have their own little page too like that. --AlmightyGameDude 03:20, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- It's right here you knucklehead -->Puerto Rico --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:38, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- No, I'm talking about a page where Puerto Ricans and Latin Kings (and all other hispanic gangs for that matter) can be themeselves and write and talk in Spanish. This asshole just made a page for Giberish people. --AlmightyGameDude 12:53, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- ...The hell? It's not even readable... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:52 October 1, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete. A pokemen fan wank with lists, game maps and a notable lack of anything that can be called humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:10, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:02, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Obliterate. The article is outrageously stupid. The people who vote the article to keep should consider retirement from the internet, NOOB! Haven’t you seen where the Japanese have gotin us before?! --AlmightyGameDude 03:17, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- i got nothin' --Roman Dog Bird 07:41, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
- I AM HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FANBOI ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:43, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
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- The only thing remotely resembling humor here is the retro Game Boy picture, captioned with "Silph Co. before it was redecorated." Not really worth keeping, although huffing it will nullify that nice one-liner at the top of Devon... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:48 October 1, 2011 (UTC)
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- Keep. What's there is the result of a previous VFD nom. Not only that, but I wrote it. So there. "Nyaa-nyaa," "eat my shorts" and all that sort of thing.
^_^ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:30 September 29, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. Per TheSlyFox. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:41, 29 September 2011
- Keep. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:26, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. For some reason, I like it. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:48, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. --Scofield & The Machine 14:57, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep Well written. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:56, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
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- Not funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:46, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
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- Kept -- The Zombiebaron 18:47, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:19, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Incinerate. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:43 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:15, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
- delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:49, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
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- Comment. I don't mean to be a nitpicker, but don't the VFD rules say something along the lines of "Provide an initial vote and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD."? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:45, 28 September 2011
- I'm not the nominator, but will this image suffice??? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 11:16 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Wow, talk about whaleabetes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:32, 28 September 2011
- If you have complaints about anything that I do please email them to me Socky, I'm tired of you doing stuff like this on voting pages et cetera. -- The Zombiebaron 03:32, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
- I don't use an email on this site, Zombiebaron. I'm not going to react to your implied accusations because that might cause drama and we've had more than enough of that lately. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:40, 29 September 2011
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- Keep. I lean toward keeping it, although lists are tedious. Mattsnow 12:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:18, 27 September 2011
- Strong keep.A good example of a "Worst 100" article. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:04, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. Not only is it quite funny, but just the fact that whoever wrote this could think of over 100 songs for this list impresses me. -- 01:43, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. Could use some work, but not delete-worthy. Aleister 17:16 28-9-'11
- Strong keep. It made me have a nuaghty in my pants... IKEELYOUIFYOUDELETEDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Mr. Person 20:52, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Strong keep. If you honestly think it is bad you have something stuck up your ass, homo! The article is FUNNY and CLEAN rather than the other worst 100’s. If you don’t like it, you’re a 5 year old with no sense of humor! --AlmightyGameDude 11:23, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
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- This seems rather bad. 1234 ~ 01:28, 27 September 2011
- W-W-Weenie and the Butt bring you...the 100 Worst Songs To Play At A Funeral WEEKEND! Only on 97.1 WQHG! I vote we murder all the "top 100" lists and bury their corpses in quicklime. Do it. Do it. You know you want to. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Sep 27 '11 4:10 (UTC)
- Delete. One of the better "Worst 100" articles, but that's really not saying anything at all -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Lists make me cry. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:35, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Bleh. It's bad. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:56 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
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The deletion assholes suck and swallow. Oh wait, is that a comment? --AlmightyGameDude 11:26, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
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- Burninate! this crap? Obliterate. this naughty! I vote to Delete.!--Mr. Person 20:47, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- It's trash alright. Mattsnow 10:28, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- I will thrash the last can of Who-Hash. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:45, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:24, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- noooooooooo ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:35, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete -- The Zombiebaron 03:20, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- QVFD. ...Or at least that's where it should have gone when it was written in 2006. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:59 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Die, die, die my darling. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- TRASH! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:25 28 September 2011
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- Somebody forgot to add the vfd tag. I added it.--
FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 12:20, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
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- KEEP I laughed. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:09, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
- Total prolapse of the arse. --Roman Dog Bird 05:40, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
- keeeep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:45, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep Because of funny. Mattsnow 12:29, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete. For one thing, it's short and stupid, and for another Total Eclipse of the Heart is my favorite song and this relies far too much on unjustified hate. Even if it a marginal keep, it better get moved into someone's userspace or get rewritten right away or it's coming right back. See, that's one of the problems with VFD. An article is kept because the majority vote keep saying "it's keepable, a quick fix and it'll be OK", and it's kept, but everyone forgets about and we're left with a three-quarters bullshit article which can't go back to VFD and is just standing there waiting to be improved. An example which comes to mind is The Minority Report. Admittedly, it was kept because it didn't garner enough votes for a delete, but one of the keepers said "Time to swoop in, save it, and et cetera...". The most recent edit is from August, when the VFD template was removed. See, something needs to be done about this, like pasting this into the Dump and moaning about it there. Anyway, you guys talk it over. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
- Total prolapse of the arse. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:35 September 25, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:15, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- Screw it. I'm moving my nerd rant to the VFD talk page. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:46, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Kinda fixed. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:02, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Kept -- The Zombiebaron 03:25, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
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- ??? As far as I can see, this was never good. -- 01:22, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. 4 reasons. 1) Who is Wil Wheaton? 2) Seriously, who in the FUCK is Wil Wheaton, and why should I care? 3) Wikipedia informs me that Wil Wheaton ripped off Uncyclopedia — ! And...uh...oh, right. Final reason: Who in the living, pole-smoking, feces-beribboned HELL is Wil Wheaton? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Sep 27 '11 3:58 (UTC)
- Delete. Whoever that guy is, we'll be doing him a favor by deleting this. Mattsnow 12:25, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Burninate! Apparently, he's some dude who played some whiny kid from some science-fiction show or another. Non-notable and/or washed-up star. File it in Bin 13 along with Chuck Norris. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 16:04 September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Obliterate. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:21, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- nope ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:34, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
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- Keep. Not hilarious, but entertaining. Mattsnow 12:31, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
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- ZOMG MOAR N00B HAXXORZ WARZ. BALEEET PLZ!!!!!!111!111!11! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:15, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Ok, so I'm out in the middle of fuck knows where, shootin' hell outta the Covenant, and Gates calls me up and says he needs me for some other war. I mean, WTF, man? I'm out here, trying to keep my ass intact, and this fuckin' corporate asshole says, "Chief, I need you for this other war I'm doin' with Netscape." And I say, "Look, you asshole! I'm fighting a war to save the fucking planet! Hell! For the entire fucking human race! And you're the one who fucking designed it! So unless you have a fucking reward for fighting 2 wars at once, you can go ask your fucking balls to fight for you!" So then he said he'd give me a vacation to Honolulu and my own personal robot sex-slave. I fucking love war. KoOkArOo --Roman Dog Bird 05:38, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
- I almost...don't want to vote "delete". There's a lot of potential in this article. But I really just wanted to show off my shiny new... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Sep 26 '11 14:17 (UTC)
- Obliterate. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:13, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Per Frosty. --Scofield & The Machine 12:15, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:04, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
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- I'd ask it to be moved to my userspace if I didn't know that I'd never finish it. Eh, move it there anyway. Pretty please. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
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- Keep We should preserve history for the simple reason there is no disadvantage to doing so. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:23, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete. Part of the crap Disneyland series. The Great Disneyland Exodus has begun... and not a moment too soon. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:59 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Looks someone happily wrote an entire book series and dumped it into this wiki. Shame none of it is remotely amusing. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
- So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- I hate to be that guy who goes around shouting "stop! Don't delete that!" so I won't. I will, however, clear up the origin of this series a bit: it was written by a bloke who had several featured articles and won writer of the month...way back in 2005. (click here or here to see some other articles in the series.) Does that excuse the lameness of this article/series? Nnnno...I guess not. I really can't tell if it's the least bit funny (my bet is "not really"), but if you're scratching your head, it seems to be a very subtle satire of the history of Cuba, Israel and Palestine, Germany, several American Indian nations, and maybe even Iran. (Also, I think the intro — Donald's childhood — is a "joke" about the actual guy who voiced Donald Duck.) Blah blah blah, in conclusion, ...★The More You Know★ ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 02:08, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
- I couldn't care less if Chronarion wrote it. If it isn't funny, it goes on VFD. The community has decided it is not worthy of Uncyclopedia. If KP decides to come back, he could have this in his userspace. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 September 2011, at 02:18
- Right you are, sir — that's why I didn't vote "keep". (It's not got any Funny.) Just thought I'd add context. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 02:45, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
- Apathy. 1234 ~ 02:16, 26 September 2011
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- Disneycruft. True QVFD material at its worst--it's just that somebody forgot to put it there in 2007... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:49 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:24, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. One man (boy?) and his cruft. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:39, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
- QVFD. Too short to be here. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:14, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
- nope ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:19, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
- So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- Keep. I've seen worse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:22, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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- Wacky war-style patent nonsense, just like its partner below. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:13 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Strange article. There is a reference to the shootings at Kent State University and presumably this is supposed to be a satire Disneyland=USA. Except it just doesn't work. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:08, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
- So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- Keep. Parodies the film by showing exactly what happens in it. Given the kind of film it's parodying, that's good enough. --Scofield & The Machine 14:08, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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- You know an article is garbage if the author can't be bothered to get the title right. I've been wanting to get this on VFD for a while now, and here it is. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:19, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
- I remember seeing this a while back, thinking: "What a pile of crap!" Apparently, it hasn't changed a bit. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:07 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:20, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
- I don't need to know that (a)this movie actually existed, or (b)someone was dumb enough to write an awful Uncyclopedia article about it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 03:41, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
- Kill it with a MAC11 --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:35, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
- And nothing of value was lost. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:22, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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- Comment. 161 hours? Wow, that's a lot.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- Keep, an important reference guide for modern living. For all those who risk ending up balls deep in Sarah Palin. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- I'm gonna have to say keep on this one. I giggled a lot and that's better than most articles. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:08, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
- Sexy... -- 21:40, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. Per Mhaille. --ChiefjusticeXBox 11:39, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- No offense meant to the lady Sims, but my first reaction to seeing this thing was thinking how much I'd like to delete it... and looking at the entries didn't really do much to dissuade me. 1234 ~ 22:36, 21 September 2011
- Bye. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:11, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
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- Stub? Some of these entries might be worth keeping, but I agree that the vast majority of it is obligatory filler for any "100-worst" list. How about we change it to Worst 10, then delete all but the best ones. I guess my vote is Ambivalent this time around. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 01:10 September 22, 2011 (UTC)
- I've got an idea for for an article with this TITLE, at least. My idea is stupendous, and does not involve a list. Working on it at the moment, will report back as soon as is finished. (May take a few days.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 02:51, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
- Ok, finished, but now I'm afraid to link it. It's...it's...something awful. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 12:17, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
- This is epic. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:54, 24 September 2011
- Fuck you, Socky. Now they all know how deranged I really am. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 15:15, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
- Kept. --ChiefjusticeXBox 11:40, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- Burninate! I really wanted this one to work, I really did, but it's just so full of "Instant Humor." This article references gay, the IRS, JFK, KKK, Satan, Rosie O'Donnell, Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton, everything one needs for an instant Uncyclopedia article... and a giant pile of crap. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:48 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:05, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Yield your eyes to this garbage "for your happy entertainment." Per TheSlyFox. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:37, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
- So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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- This concludes our VFD spam for the day. But don't go away! What happens when a thousand FFW-escapees team up with IPs to enact their revenge on Uncyclopedia? Find out, next on 60 Minutes, Revenge of the Bin. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:48 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
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- fuckkkkkkkkkk offfffffffffff ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:11, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
- ?????????? Short, humorless, imageless, pointless... get rid of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 13:47 September 23, 2011 (UTC)
- QVFD.--
FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:00, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
- Per above. Too small to ride this ride here; try the kiddie coaster... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:37, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
- Mr-ex777 is right. How was this not on QVFD? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:38, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
- Because when it was originally created, it was just a redirect. And apparently nobody noticed when the redirect was replaced with something else. Also, it's gone now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:42, 24 September 2011
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- I wrote this as a rewrite of a random article. I hate it, but it survived FFW recently, so I figured it's up for a vote now. Pup 06:38 17 Sep '11
- The image below was originally intended to be given to established authors who put uncharacteristically bad stuff up for Pee Review. It was never put into use, and this is its first time being used in its intended manner:
...In short... Great to see you back, Puppy!! ^_^ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:41 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:23, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Terrible coding. --Scofield & The Machine 09:53, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
- Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:11, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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- Not funny, and neither is the whole Disneyland series. PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 September 2011, at 03:30
- Not funny. Useless bunkum. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:32 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- First the sonic series, then the list series, then anime, now Disney? Kill this rubbish! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:45, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:21, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Eh? 1234 ~ 21:47, 17 September 2011
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...Weak keep. What if I stub and de-listify it? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:31 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Now it's just horribly short. Even more so than before. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:34, 17 September 2011
- I don't know why I laughed hysterically at this last night... Must have been drunk or something. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 01:06 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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- Umm... Umm? I first thought I could put an ICU on it, but I think it`s quite a... you know, bad idea. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:24 15 September 2011
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
- Kill it plz. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:00, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's... er, lovely. 1234 ~ 23:44, 16 September 2011
- Burn it. I just looked at it again. With a sudden influx of sense, I have decided to pull a John Kerry and change my vote. After all, I was for it before I was against it!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 01:06 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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- Uhhh, what? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:22, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
- There could be something here, except that there isn't. Also, the VFD nom is a redirect for some reason. pillow talk 15:45, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
- What the fork? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:55, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Articles should give indication of what they are for the average passerby. Even ones that most folks are apt to know, which this is not. Also, it's bad. 1234 ~ 23:43, 16 September 2011
- Bleh. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:27 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Not good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:44, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
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- Poorly-executed Aspie joke. Fork while fork is a PERL fork bomb, a way of crashing a computer for fun, or something. At least two other computer / Internet-related meanings for fork.
“'Fork' starts and ends with the same letters as (expletive). How could it fail to be funny??? Hahaha! I'm laughing already!” (I'm not gonna vote, by the way.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 15:41, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete. Random sex jokes and references to a kitten human war. We don't need this. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:03, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
- Those sex jokes weren't even sex jokes. No humor in them. None at all. Can we bomb them now? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:34, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
- Hmm... The intro is quite a funny... What I should do... Hey, there`s kitties! Still thinking, `tough... A picture of vodka? Hmm, pretty impressive... And then, let`s see what über fun is at the See Also-section... Hmm... Kittens, Sex, and... a link to itself?!! GWAAARH!!! DIE! DIE! FEEL THE PAIN!!! GWAAAARH!!! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:20 15 September 2011
- It's bad. 1234 ~ 23:42, 16 September 2011
- This can go. pillow talk 02:41, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Pure S#17. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:12 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Burn it plz. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:44, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
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- Keep. Eh, I kinda like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:59, 13 September 2011
- Keeperester. If Socky kinda likes it, then it should be carved in stone and stored among the false idols. Yay!! Aleister 17:51 15-9-'11
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- Burninate! Crap article with almost no content -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:55, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Even in my steel underpants I was not attracted to this. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 13 Sep 2011 ~ 07:40 (UTC)
- Delete. More of the Ye Olde Crappe that sticks to the underside of Uncyclopedia like a poorly wiped bum. Flush. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:49, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
- Awful ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:00, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
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- Kept because you people all suck. Had more people voted, it might have been kept for a less stupid reason, though. Or just deleted. Looks like we'll never know. 1234 ~ 23:41, 16 September 2011
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- Keep. I hate to say it, but I laughed so hard while reading this I nearly died. Anyway, I know this'll be deleted, so when it is I was a copy in my userspace. Thanks. -- 00:28, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep! I've always like this little guy... for mainly the same reason I've always liked your mom... (She puts it all out there on a chart).. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 12 Sep 2011 ~ 05:00 (UTC)
- Keep. IPs write the funniest shit! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:20, 12 September 2011
- Keep. Americans don't understand nothin', do they? --Scofield & The Machine 13:33, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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- Listcruft. Not to mention that is stupid and unfunny. 8=======D is an element? C'mon that's not clever or anything! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. I plan to write a version de-void of crap. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:30, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
- Burninate! It neglected to mention the element of OVER 9000!!!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:53 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Dear Voters: This is a list that was written entirely by IPs. That's all you need to know. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 01:01, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. Collective Randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:15, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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- Delete. The video is no longer available since I closed my Youtube account and then my computer later crashed, losing the original video there as well. Since the video no longer exists, the article shouldn't either. Oh, and sorry about the big war over this being on VFD last time. User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:01, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
- QVFD is calling. --Scofield & The Machine 10:41, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
- ........... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:45, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Too bad you lost the original... This really is more something for QVFD, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 14 September 2011
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- Needs some improving, but China is the same.--
FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:38, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
- But Japan is actually pretty good, and even a featured article. Why do we need both a good article and a shitty article about the Japanese? pillow talk 14:40, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
- So you're suggesting we should reduce the madness that is Americans (or pretty much any other demographic) to the single property of their inhabitance of a particular country? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:11, 10 September 2011
- I... do not... understand... your rhetorical question... at all. pillow talk 00:46, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
- For shame. I'm basically saying you're implying that an article about Japanese people is identical in subject to an article about Japan. What I'm trying to point out is that the madness/silliness/retardedness that goes along with whatever population you're trying to make fun of isn't always synonymous with the madness/silliness/retardedness that goes along with the country they inhabit. So they can be parodied/satirized/whateverized separately. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:00, 10 September 2011
- Certainly they can be. They just don't need to be, particularly if one of the parodies is shitty. pillow talk 03:24, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
- I understand Socky's question. I bring you all a simple answer in way too many words: In order to eliminate or prevent crufty buildup, I think all such articles should be consolidated into one. Unless they are all good, which is clearly not the case here. Or we could just use KABOOM! Don't delay, order today! Only fifty easy payments of ¥1995!!! -- BILLY MAYS!!!! 00:58, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Redeemable. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:21, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Keep. Because I just looked at Japan and don't think it's that much better. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:25, 12 September 2011
- Keep. Because I fixed the front. However it does need some better pictures. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 13 Sep 2011 ~ 07:34 (UTC)
- Keep. _`Cuz that`s what I say. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:51 13 September 2011
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- Unmitigated crap. This article is still in the same unfunny state it was in when I first saw it years ago. The "Engrish" text makes it impossible to read, and stereotypical "jokes" are run into the ground. Throw a bit of 4chan, "DESU" and some listcruft from teenage anime freaks into the mix, and we have this colossal mess. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:29 September 9, 2011 (UTC)
- The Engrish might be the onry redeeming part of this. Whire I was reading it, I was hearing the voice of an actual NHK anchor in my head. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 01:22, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Inferior to, and redundant with, Japan. Redirect. pillow talk 14:36, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:38, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
- Just plain bad. That the other one isn't much better isn't really an excuse to keep this, either. 1234 ~ 22:06, 12 September 2011
- That was more of an aside in reaction to the previous discussion regarding the relevance of Japan to the potential deletion of this article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 12 September 2011
- Well, they both suck, and that shouldn't really have anything to do with this even if they don't. Should it? Meh. 1234 ~ 23:42, 12 September 2011
- Delete. Abysmal. The first line lets you know the following article is going to be total pants. It doesn't disappoint. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:19, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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- I...someone help me. I cannot decide. I am torn between doing an impression of an overweight British comedian and saying "it's funny because it's racist", and just saying "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 01:18, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- The vote is deadlocked, so it probably doesn't matter. In any case, if and when this doesn't get deleted, I'm putting a {{fix}} tag on it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:49 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- WHOA! Zomgoodness! This is ... identical to the state that Japan is now in! Jesus! Somebody do some reverts, quick! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 12:39, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- I hope I've waited long enough to close this nom to prevent causing anyone distress. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:55, 14 September 2011
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- Delete. Another crappy random article about a tv show. Huff please. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:06, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
- Random, random, random, random, mushroom, MUSHROOM!!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:34 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Let me summarize: an article about an animated TV show...that ran for ONE SEASON...and was then canceled. Oh, and the only joke in the article is the repeated use of the word "shit". "Si, señor, Inciclopedia está muerto." ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 00:57, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- This article told me to "kill it." --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 03:02, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
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- Comment. The very existence of this show is a disgrace to humankind. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:02, 12 September 2011
- If you are ever in Denver, Colorado, look me up and I'll buy you a drink of your choice, Sock, just for that comment. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 01:23, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- I hope you don't mind buying me a bottle of champagne. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:31, 12 September 2011
- In that case, I hope you don't mind if I revise the word "buy" to read "steal". ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 12:34, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Not at all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:44, 12 September 2011
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