Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive51

Emma Watson

Keep
Delete	I think she deserves more than that. ~ 12:18, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Kill. Qualifies as cyber-bullying. --Medvedev (scream) 17:12, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Delete. This falls half-a-wit short of being halfwitted. ----OEJ 17:34, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Get this crap off my Wiki. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:16, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Delete, BUT find a home for the pic at the end. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 20:13, 6 February 2007 (UTC) *barf* --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:01, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. The top two images, Image:Upskirt.jpg and Image:Watson as Granger.jpg, were not deleted, but the bottom head-shot was. --The Zombiebaron 22:49, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Hannibal

Keep	Keep Take out the meme-y bits, clean it up a bit, and this could be a pretty funny article. I'm a Punic geek though, a bit biased. --Whiteside pie4eva!!! I LIKE PIE TOO! 19:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC) keepfix - jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:48, 4 February 2007 (UTC) Yep. Got potential. ~ 12:37, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Huff. Not that funny. goshzillacorrespondence 19:01, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I want to rewrite this one tomorrow. --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 04:17, 6 February 2007 (UTC) There are also Hannibal Lector and Hannibal Lecter. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:48, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Kept due to Jocke's comment. —Braydie at 20:15, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Baldrick

Keep
Delete	Nominated for deletion because A) it's not funny B) the bits that are "funny" are just copied from the show and C) it's not funny. El Zoof 03:21, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Delete per nom --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:01, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Delete. goshzillacorrespondence 11:18, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Delete. I hate it. --Medvedev (scream) 13:41, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 19:00, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Boblet

Keep
Delete	• Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:46, 4 Feb 2007 Crap Most likely part of some stupid inside joke.--Jsemmens 17:52, 4 February 2007 (UTC) Bye. goshzillacorrespondence 19:48, 4 February 2007 (UTC) Boblet was here --The Zombiebaron 20:22, 4 February 2007 (UTC) Delete Codeine's mum hasn't heard of boblets. Wikipedia hasn't heard of boblets, either. --Lstarnes 02:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC) Deletelet. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:32, 5 February 2007 (UTC) Flush' - Vanity, stupidity and bobitity. All bad. Smrt-guy 04:00, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:23, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Category:Fisher Price

Keep	go eat shit fuckers --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:53, 3 February 2007 (UTC) go eat shit fuckers --General Insineratehymn 22:53, 3 February 2007 (UTC) go eat shit fuckers --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 04:39, 4 February 2007 (UTC) go eat shit fuckers --AAA! (AAAA) 04:44, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete	I made this so that Fisher Price wouldn't need that subheading, but now it is decided that it does, making this category a waste of space. Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:37, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Comments	Kept, voting closed. -- 12:23, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Spies

Keep	Sad - you can see where they're going and it might be really good. Can we just give it a 7-day -rewrite- tag, then huff it if no one's cleaned it up? Smrt-guy 23:51, 2 February 2007 (UTC) Worth improving. Give it the re-write tag. We've kept a lot worse.Rogpyvbc 02:01, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Gold in need of heavy polishing. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 05:51, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Keep. "Uncyclopedia's standard of quality"? No offense to Uncyclopedia, but that comes out rather high-and-mighty. So if it's not feature material, we huff it? --Medvedev (scream) 07:58, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Keep. Has a naive charm, and ditto the whole thing about not huffing everything that's not amazing at first glance. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:28, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Keep Me likey brainwashing! Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:37, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Delete	I feel that this article does not live up to Uncyclopedia's standard of quality. This article needs either a good kick in the ass or it needs to be sent to the nearest trash receptacle. --General Insineratehymn 23:33, 2 February 2007 (UTC) I hate this article --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:35, 3 February 2007 (UTC) CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:13, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:26, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, voting closed. -- 12:22, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Umbrella Corporation

Keep	Keep. Has a spark. Also, the zombie reference at the end is a reference to some horror movie that I can't remember the title of right now. goshzillacorrespondence 00:40, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand. There's potential here, maybe some time in Pee Review might help it out. (The name's a little random, though...) --Andorin Kato 01:13, 1 February 2007 (UTC) keep. it's a good idea - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:43, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand Good potential for satire.Rogpyvbc 02:09, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Keep Treatment by Videophiles could probably do much for this article. Mr. Briggs Inc. 19:11, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Eh? Not awful, though it needs work. -- 12:24, 4 February 2007 (UTC) Reread this, now changing vote to Keep and expand. (Or maybe it's just because I wanted voting to be closed.) --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:34, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Just crap, Oscar, zombies, it rambles and it's not funny. Smrt-guy 22:42, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:54, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 00:17, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Delete - Too bad to keep and expand, just huff it and someone can rewrite it later if they want to. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:09, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Crap! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:14, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Destroy Just delete it and start over. This whole thing sucks. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:05, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Umbrella Corporation is a conglomorate in the video game series Resident Evil. --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 02:18, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Kept, voting closed. -- 15:25, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Bathroom tips

Keep
Delete	• Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:19, 4 Feb 2007 Agreed It's not funny.--Jsemmens 17:27, 4 February 2007 (UTC) Nope. goshzillacorrespondence 19:51, 4 February 2007 (UTC) Flush. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:32, 5 February 2007 (UTC) Lose it - what's the point? Not funny, not well done, not nuthin'! Smrt-guy 04:03, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:24, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Robert Wilson

Keep	Keep. It's not that bad if you pretend to be under the influence of drugs. goshzillacorrespondence 04:21, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Appears to be a vanity page, vanity template was posted a few weeks ago but removed by the author. (I don't know why I can't get this comment inside the purtytable. Can someone fix this?)Rogpyvbc 01:53, 2 February 2007 (UTC) Huff. Also, fix't. -- 01:55, 2 February 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:07, 2 February 2007 (UTC) It's vanity, but a lot of it...could it be better? Maybe. Would I ask anyone I know to edit it? No. Smrt-guy 23:49, 2 February 2007 (UTC) Very kill. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:34, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Here is a list of Robert Wilsons who are more interesting on Wikipedia than this Robert Wilson on Uncyclopedia: Sir Robert Wilson (astronomer), a British astronomer Sir Robert Wilson (businessman), chairman of BG Group Sir Robert Thomas Wilson, a British general and politician Robert L. Wilson (1920-1944), U.S. Marine, Medal of Honor recipient, killed in action during World War II Robert Wilson (dramatist), an Elizabethan dramatist Robert Wilson (director), a stage director and designer, who worked on Einstein on the Beach among many other works Robert Wilson (crime novelist) (born 1957) a British crime novelist Robert Anton Wilson, an American science fiction novelist, author of the Illuminatus trilogy Robert Arnott Wilson, a mathematician working on finite simple groups Robert Charles Wilson, a North American science fiction novelist, author of The Chronoliths Robert R. Wilson, a physicist, director of Fermilab from 1969 to 1978. Robert Woodrow Wilson, a Nobel laureate in physics, co-discoverer of the cosmic microwave background radiation. Robert Wilson (politician), a politician in Manitoba, Canada, who was expelled from the provincial legislature after a criminal conviction Robert Wilson (Missouri), a U.S. Senator (1862-1863) from the Unionist party Somebody ought to rewrite this piece replacing the non-notable uninteresting Robert Wilson with one of the other ones. ----OEJ 00:44, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Huffed, voting closed. -- 02:46, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

BJ

Keep
Delete	Delete - A recent redirect alerted me to this. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:07, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Delete - WTF? Maybe you had to be there, but it makes no sense. Smrt-guy 19:35, 1 February 2007 (UTC) sail'by killing - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:46, 1 February 2007 (UTC) X_x --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:07, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 01:20, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Image:BetterWIKAH.jpg

Keep
Delete	STRONG DELETE This was uploaded by a douche from ED in a vain attempt to prove that in some way ED was better than Uncyclopedia. He failed. --General Insineratehymn 01:36, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gorn. -- 01:56, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Cymraeg

Keep
Delete	Delete Really old crap that was left to rot. --General Insineratehymn 23:19, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Delete this random drivel. Smrt-guy 00:09, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Delete. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 00:14, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Quite Stupid delete plz --Redribbbon 01:02, 1 February 2007 (UTC) Yes. --Andorin Kato 01:05, 1 February 2007 (UTC) randumb --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:05, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 08:05, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

The Brumblebee Man

Keep
Delete	Delete. Pretty sure it's vanity that just slipped through the net at the time. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 02:05, 31 January 2007 (UTC) No Google results except for the Uncyc page. Vanityshite=instahuff (unless of course, it's funny, but this isn't) --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:00, 31 January 2007 (UTC) kill kill kill kill kill ki.... - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:08, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Pointless and without merit. Oh, yeah - and it's not funny! - Smrt-guy 22:42, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 23:26, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Tocas

Keep
Delete	Delete. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 00:49, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 01:34, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Kill and redirect to Taco --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:58, 31 January 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:07, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Delete and ban, if possible. Smrt-guy 22:42, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Vanity and "Transformers, Cobra and Mr. T."? Kill.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:20, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	It has an VFD tag and is not listed here. Don't know if this was meant as a joke, but surelly it deserves it. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 00:49, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Gone. --The Zombiebaron 23:25, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Van der Graaf Generator

Keep	hesitant keep It needs cleaning up a bit, but the basic premisse seems Ok. btw "van de Graaf" is a commun Dutch last name. It means the Earl got to your mommy before your daddy did. --di Mario 17:58, 29 January 2007 (UTC) keep. it could be made gooder, definitely. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:13, 29 January 2007 (UTC) It's not awful, once you get past the redlinks.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:41, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	--The Zombiebaron 11:20, 29 January 2007 (UTC) -- Kill this article and put a better one up in its place. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:15, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Oh please, give me a break. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:37, 30 January 2007 (UTC) No. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:10, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Sorry. It probally took a lot of work, but it's random. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 06:24, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 08:07, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Rhuan

Keep
Delete	Delete. NOT FUNNY!! jsemmens 15:59, 31, January 2007 (UTC) Delete. Ditto article below - this one's slightly longer, but created by the same cabal-of-two that made the article below. If you feel industrious do also cast your eyes over other wonderous contributions by the same authors and their IPs - right now I have an appointment with a mattress. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 02:05, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Nope. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:01, 31 January 2007 (UTC) ...What the hell? It's complete gibberish about nothing whatsoever - but unfortunately, it's not funny. El Zoof 06:35, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:20, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Not dead yet

Keep
Delete	Delete A {{fix}} tag was placed, but it doesn't appear to have improved at all. All I see is a block of randumb text and 2 lists. --General Insineratehymn 23:59, 30 January 2007 (UTC) 'Lose it - it could be funny (if only!) and it's had a chance. Smrt-guy 00:40, 31 January 2007 (UTC) 1.2 --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:57, 31 January 2007 (UTC) Euthanise it. I was cranky and tried to come up with something funny, way back when... to be honest, I'm stunned it hasn't been huffed already. El Zoof 05:24, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:18, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

boingboing

Keep
Delete	Delete: This is just plain sad. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:36, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Nke. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:10, 30 January 2007 (UTC) No, try again next time please. --EMC [TALK] 22:34, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Um, yeh...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:42, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Lost me in the firs two owrds - bounce it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:14, 30 January 2007 (UTC) I hate to be a me too but...me too. Huff it - bad idea, badly presented. Smrt-guy 23:18, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 01:32, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:20, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Water chipmunks

Keep	Feature - jack mort | cunt | talk - 10:29, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Keep - Has potential. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:47, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Keep --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:17, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Keep -- Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:15, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Keep - not ready for Feature, but a better than decent start. Smrt-guy 23:20, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Huff. UN:NOT#ED. goshzillacorrespondence 01:34, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Adopted kitty, voting closed. -- 15:21, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Complexity Theory

Keep
Delete	I know about complexity theory, but this one seems pretty stupid to me.... Delete. Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:29, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random... "humor", no comedic value. Start to sound like an emo chick at some point. The concept may deserve an article, though. --Medvedev (scream) 13:51, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. Brought nothing to me but a shrug. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:02, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Don't like it. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:20, 30 January 2007 (UTC) P-Lame --Sir gwax (talk) 19:39, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:21, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

P.I.M.P.

Keep
Delete	Delete. A piece of history, but not a very good piece.----OEJ 02:07, 28 January 2007 (UTC) I concur --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:23, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. --Andorin Kato 08:04, 28 January 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Honeypants? -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:44, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I think that someone should rewrite the article. I tried, but I couldn't think of anything to write. --El Destructeso 19:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Death by Sikon. —Braydie at 16:00, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Sissy

Keep	Keep. All sorts of comical value. Maybe it's not featured quality, but it's funny for its stubby worth. Could be expanded upon, and I wrote it. I never write things. More to the point, I never finish things either. --KATIE!! 02:16, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Made me chuckle. --The Zombiebaron 02:19, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Keep needs work though Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:50, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Comment I tried a rewrite, you all should look and pass judgement. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:52, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Context is for sissies--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:52, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Keep. No, Uncyclopedia is not ED. It's better. --Medvedev (scream) 07:36, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Keep —Braydie at 08:12, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete No sort of comical value whatsoever. --General Insineratehymn 21:28, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Uncyclopedia is not ED --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:20, 29 January 2007 (UTC) dismal - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:01, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Adopted kitty, voting closed. -- 15:54, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Freudian Slip

Keep	Not crap. Not great, but not crap.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:26, 26 January 2007 (UTC) It's okay --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 06:25, 26 January 2007 (UTC) This is should be an Uncyclopedia must have title. Shame on us for letting it get to this. Keep and rewrite. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:16, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Del taco. What you see here is NOT the well-beloved Hardwick Fundlebuggy Quasi-Feature. That would be Freudian slip, with a lowercase "s" in "slip". This, on the other hand, is a steaming pile of flowers. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:19, 26 January 2007 (UTC) Kill and redirect. Duplicate crap. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:12, 26 January 2007 (UTC) as the above two, we already have a bettrt version - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:39, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Yes while they may be another version, its about underwear, its not written in the voice of a "Freudian slip". It needs work, not "youthinasia". I've tagged this as {{merge}} even though that won't really solve the fundamental problem. Pentium5dot1 04:17, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Adopted kitty, voting closed. -- 15:52, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

List of popes

Keep
Delete	Delete Lists don't survive here. --General Insineratehymn 01:30, 29 January 2007 (UTC) {{anti-list}} --The Zombiebaron 02:20, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Delete under the righ circumatnce this could be a hoot. But the circumstances are not right. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:49, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Listcruft=instahuff. I need to write an article mocking these crappy lists. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:19, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Delete - Who's actually going to sit down and read all of them? —Braydie at 08:13, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Delete - No comment. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:01, 29 January 2007 (UTC) stop just going oooh list! how terrible! some day someone will write an intelligent and harmfully funny list and you bigots will drown it in a sack. huff this though, terrible - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:10, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 01:07, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Image:Khh.jpg, Image:Redline-1-.jpg, Image:Redlinebottle-1-.jpg

Keep	Keep. I know we hate the guy, but I've seen worse images here. goshzillacorrespondence 01:18, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Hint, hint... --AAA! (AAAA) 04:23, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - This is proof that Powershot's crap still remains. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:53, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Inject it with Redline Codeine. We do not need to be reminded of your idiocy at writing. --Ж Kalir potentially sexier than you 01:05, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Comment You're talking about Powershot dude's idiocy at writing, right? --General Insineratehymn 01:13, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Yeah. --Ж Kalir potentially sexier than you 01:29, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Oh, and delete. --General Insineratehymn 01:13, 30 January 2007 (UTC) Nuke all of them Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:14, 30 January 2007 (UTC) they've no intrinsic value and no page links to any of them, so kill - jack mort | cunt | talk - 10:24, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Death by a flyingfeline and Sikon. —Braydie at 15:54, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

Keep	Kitty! Short but sweet - just adding it to avoid argument over ICU removal, as per [[Talk:HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw|talk page]]. -- 22:04, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Keep I like it. —Braydie at 22:27, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Keep Only if it's expanded. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:31, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Comment - Erm, that's the joke, it's supposed to be cut short, he's explaining how to do it and he kills himself... —Braydie at 22:35, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Keep It shows the unsafe method first, and in doing so, it killed the narrator, hence why the article stopped so abruptly. That is the reason why I find this article quite funny. --General Insineratehymn 22:33, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Let it live. Err.... You know what I mean. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 22:54, 29 January 2007 (UTC) BEST. STUB. EVER. EVAR. EV4R! (protecting). ---Rev. Isra (talk) 23:29, 29 January 2007 (UTC) Keep. This doesn't need expansion. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:45, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete
Comments	Kept —Braydie at 23:45, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Jihad My Ride

Keep	Keep & fix I see potential. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:43, 25 January 2007 (UTC) yeah keep. a little work on this and it'll get featured - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:30, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand. Also, FUCK CHUCK NORRIS. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:40, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Keexpand Not great, exactly, but not horrible, huffable crap either. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:21, 26 January 2007 (UTC) Keep and rewrite This looks like it could be mediocre. Or even decent. The sky is the limit. Love:M.D
Delete	Not a gram of amusement, shock pictures. Jihad it. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 15:41, 25 January 2007 (UTC) I agree with Mordillo. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:53, 26 January 2007 (UTC) Good, but could be a lot better. Meh. --EMC [TALK] 20:05, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Suicide Bomb This Bitch It sucks. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 00:06, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept - Rewrite tag added. —Braydie at 19:36, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Cockroaches

Keep	k33p - Seems fine to me. --El Destructeso 19:27, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Squash this article like a cockroach. --General Insineratehymn 08:05, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Turn on the light --AAA! (AAAA) 08:06, 28 January 2007 (UTC) eskomoick. we should have this article, it could be good, but not as it is now - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:44, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Support huffing per above. --Medvedev (scream) 14:48, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Sucks cockroach, but without the roach. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:10, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 21:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Unification wars

Keep
Delete	Delete. Uninteresting. ----OEJ 01:06, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Should've been ICU'd --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:42, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Delete --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 02:15, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 02:43, 28 January 2007 (UTC) ? - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Unfunny. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:45, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Burn it-- -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 14:47, 28 January 2007 (UTC) d3l373 - Was this guy high when he wrote this?? --El Destructeso 19:36, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 21:34, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Colossus

Keep
Delete	Delete It will take more than a rewrite to fix this mess. --General Insineratehymn 01:02, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. The very incarnation of randumb.----OEJ 01:07, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Take a look at the talk page. This might be the origin of "I'm not drunk, so it's not funny." --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. --Andorin Kato 08:05, 28 January 2007 (UTC) risable - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC) d3l373 - Was this guy drunk when he wrote this? --El Destructeso 19:40, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 21:38, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Prime transformers

Keep
Delete	WAAAAAAGGGHHH!--Shas 22:10, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete —Braydie at 22:16, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Grind Listcruft --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:17, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. Added VFD template; you don't have to thank me just send cash.----OEJ 01:09, 28 January 2007 (UTC) ME HATE LISTCRUFT! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!! --General Insineratehymn 01:12, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Listcruft = instahuff --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:39, 28 January 2007 (UTC) this page is baffling. it could be made into a disambiguation page of sorts. it'd be pointless but it would be good, in that it would send you to such a mad assortment of articles - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:14, 28 January 2007 (UTC) d3l373 - Uh no. --El Destructeso 19:46, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 21:38, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

ReBoot (television show)

Keep	haha! I know this article's doomed but i'm voting keep anyway, this should be on the front page - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:10, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Nuke. This one sucks, might as well nuke it too. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:32, 27 January 2007 (UTC) I agree Goner. Smrt-guy 22:10, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Chew up Unimaginative plot summary --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:14, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. Bad. ----OEJ 01:10, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Blech. --Andorin Kato 08:06, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 21:40, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Reboot

Keep
Delete	Huff Short and unfunny. --General Insineratehymn 17:42, 27 January 2007 (UTC) De-1337, wasn't this an old TV show? --EMC [TALK] 20:04, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Shorter than your average politician's penis --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:25, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Okay idea, badly executed. Let it be removed, reborn, rewired. Smrt-guy 22:11, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete But I agree with Gosh. —Braydie at 22:20, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 01:11, 28 January 2007 (UTC) I swear this came through here a couple months ago - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:08, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	That image is gold, though. goshzillacorrespondence 18:21, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Gone. --The Zombiebaron 21:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Capybara

Keep
Delete	Huff Short and unfunny. --General Insineratehymn 17:31, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Chuck Norris mention + listcruft + unfunny = instahuff. Three strikes, you're out! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:29, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Baleete per above --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:08, 27 January 2007 (UTC) One of my favorite animals and that's all someone could do? Lose it! Smrt-guy 22:12, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete —Braydie at 22:17, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 01:13, 28 January 2007 (UTC) even giant rats deserves a better article - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:05, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 21:42, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Hot Rod Lincoln

Keep
Delete	Delete Short and unencyclopedic --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:30, 27 January 2007 (UTC) The fact that all of its links are external isn't helping...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:00, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete Per Alksub. —Braydie at 16:12, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Learn how to drive write! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:27, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Huff someone with a driver's license should write it. If anyone. Smrt-guy 22:14, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 01:13, 28 January 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:03, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 21:42, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

London filled with fluff

Keep	Merge into Fluff --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:50, 25 January 2007 (UTC) yeah, do - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:27, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Huff with fluff. The picture isn't even that good. goshzillacorrespondence 01:08, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Killing Spree!! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:56, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Enough with this stuff: Huff Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:54, 26 January 2007 (UTC) Delete --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:39, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Delete per Goshzilla. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:06, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Merged into Fluff, now can we delete? goshzillacorrespondence 18:29, 27 January 2007 (UTC) Gone. --The Zombiebaron 22:12, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Notorious B.I.G.

Keep
Delete	May I be the first - even the fat jokes aren't funny. No Redeeming value. Smrt-guy Notorious S.T.U.P.I.D. HUFF Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:52, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Provided for your confusion, a link to a recent deletion debate. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:00, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Previous debate taken into account - kitty huffed. -- 16:08, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Michael Moore

Keep	Keep as a satire on Moore's demonization --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:41, 26 January 2007 (UTC) My. There certainly are a lot of words inthis article. Keep and edit. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:18, 26 January 2007 (UTC) keep --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 23:38, 26 January 2007 (UTC) keep and fix - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:41, 26 January 2007 (UTC) Eeep and kxpand. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:01, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Very stupid. Nothing more than a long combination of fat jokes.Rogpyvbc 11:50, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Very stupid, indeed. However, it is also pretty funny, in a weird CIA-agent-writing-the-article kind of way. If anything, I'd delete it for cyber-bullying. --Medvedev (scream) 13:24, 26 January 2007 (UTC) Adopted kitty, voting closed. -- 16:02, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

SID

Keep	keep, i like it. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:28, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Huff Abandoned article. --General Insineratehymn 02:42, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Delete.----OEJ 02:48, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Bye. goshzillacorrespondence 03:53, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Delete Unidentifiable acronym. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:44, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Scientology sucks. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:39, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Crap Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:55, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 03:39, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Drumstick

Keep	keep. dreadful maybe, but it amused me. just needs heavy rewrite - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:25, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Huff What's this crap? --General Insineratehymn 00:57, 25 January 2007 (UTC) REDRUM --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:56, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. Tiresome. ----OEJ 02:57, 25 January 2007 (UTC) CrapDame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:55, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 08:44, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Pancake

Keep	could be worse - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:22, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Nomination + Delete Stupid and random but not in a funny way. 00:22, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Sucks. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:55, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Stale Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:56, 26 January 2007 (UTC) Smash with a comically large caveman stick The image caption "Pancake after huffing a kitten" really told me how sucky this was. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:23, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 08:41, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Image:Spengpenis.png & Image:Spengbob.jpg

Keep
Delete	Disgusting ED Shit. They do absolutely nothing, and "Image:Spengbob.jpg" isn't even on any pages.--真夜中(talk)(contrib)7 08:02, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Delete - Any friends of ED are friends of Hitler. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:53, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Delete per nom --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:33, 25 January 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:22, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Quick kill. Shock images. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:41, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Reviewing Jayssite's contrib log, it looks like he/she's just asking to get banned. --真夜中(talk)(contrib)7 08:02, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Karl Von Helmsteinereinmann

Keep
Delete	WTF IS THIS SHIT? --Coleridge49 06:39, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Delete - Vanity. No Wikipedia article, only 4 google hits, and not funny. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:37, 24 January 2007 (UTC) What? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:35, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Why are we still talking about this one? Make it so...gone. Smrt-guy 20:16, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Delete per nom --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:57, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Kill vote. --Anyone 21:12, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Stub. Unfunny. Death. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:16, 24 January 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:27, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Delete on grounds of vanity. --General Insineratehymn 22:39, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 01:52, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada

Keep	Keep. Yes it does. (sometimes, when I feel like it). goshzillacorrespondence 01:12, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Keep, eh? Oh man. I don't even think we have yaks in Canada. This article just made my Top 10. --The Zombiebaron 02:02, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Keep Its's neat, and whoever made the headings knew that the contents box was the first thing to look at.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:28, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Reread this, and is pretty damn funny. Keep and expand. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:34, 25 January 2007 (UTC) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING HERE (again). —Hinoa talk.kun 02:35, 25 January 2007 (UTC) expand Funny if it was expanded.--Shas 02:41, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Upon reading this a second time, keep and expand. --General Insineratehymn 02:44, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Keep and Expand Just the title alone makes this a candidate for the Uncyclopedia Canadian Article Title Hall of Fame. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:46, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Keep surprised by the number of keep votes, but hey, when you're right you're right, i guess. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 07:11, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Huff Constantly being crass does not equal funny. --General Insineratehymn 01:10, 25 January 2007 (UTC) *barfs* --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. (Protest vote) Yeah, it's funny...in that way the makes you say, "Oh isn't Johnny a special boy. Now wipe the drool off his chin and send him off to his Special School." ----OEJ 02:55, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Do we really want to expand this article? I mean, we can't expand Fisher Price, but it's 4 words of writing that was good enough to feature.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Adopted kitty, voting closed. -- 15:55, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

FREEdHEM

Keep
Delete	Delete - What the hell is this? --AAA! (AAAA) 09:40, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Argh, WTF? Free. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 12:42, 24 January 2007 (UTC) AAAAAAAAA! clone. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:37, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Stupid, and will only inspire stupider copycats. Smrt-guy 20:15, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Delete No need for further clones. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:56, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Kill vote. --Anyone 21:12, 24 January 2007 (UTC) oh my shite, kill kill - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:28, 24 January 2007 (UTC) hemmorage idea is faintly funny, execution not -- -- di Mario 22:35, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Delete Major crap. --General Insineratehymn 22:40, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 01:51, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Burgess hill

Keep
Delete	Short, unfunny, abandoned. Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 12:42, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Generic "I hate my hometown" article. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:36, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Delete per above --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:54, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Yes, the opposite of good. --Anyone 21:12, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Cliched. You could substitute 'Burgess Hill' for any old place throughout the article. And it would still suck. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:18, 24 January 2007 (UTC) i've been through the station at burgess hill, it was a very dull station, but still more interesting than this article - jack mort | cunt | talk - euthanise. Article states to be in unbearable pain with no hopes of embetterment. Dr admin, end misery please-- di Mario 22:38, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 01:50, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Smash Mouth

Keep
Delete	I wrote this a while ago but don't know how to expand it. That whatever-band-dealie deserves better. Smash --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:53, 24 January 2007 (UTC) It's not great, but it's not really the normal crap that resides in these halls. (which is the utterly stupid can't believe it made it past NRV stuff). But if you think it should go then so be it. --Anyone 21:12, 24 January 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:33, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Chuff. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:04, 24 January 2007 (UTC) --The Zombiebaron 01:49, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Please don't delete the image at least. Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:07, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Eh? w00t! I can use the same comment I used last time. Ahem..."I'm stuck in the middle; I don't care about Smashmouth enough to care about whether a page about them stays or goes. I'm actually surprised that someone cared enough about them to both make a page and retouch a photo. I'm even more surprised that someone cared enough about Smashmouth to gather them together and take a picture of them, and I'm stupidly surpised that Smashmouth cared enough about Smashmouth to gather themselves together for a photo. But I digress, my vote Meh". It's really that blah. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:37, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:49, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

CUTENESS

Keep
Delete	Short, stupid, abandoned. Delete.—Gnome  …MUN F@H 21:52, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Kill. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:05, 24 January 2007 (UTC) send to nevar-nevar land I actually spilt my cutinea when I opened this page. -- di Mario 22:42, 24 January 2007 (UTC) I like the concept, but de1337. goshzillacorrespondence 22:44, 24 January 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:19, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Not cute at all. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 00:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. --The Zombiebaron 01:48, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Anthus

Keep
Delete	(Guess what....) short, stupid, abandoned, maybe? Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 21:52, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Belongs in Undictionary --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:08, 24 January 2007 (UTC) send to nevar-nevar land I actually spilt my cutinea again when I opened this harticle. -- di Mario 22:45, 24 January 2007 (UTC) - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:27, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. There jest ain't no part of this that ain't bad.----OEJ 03:00, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Huff. It sucks. goshzillacorrespondence 04:01, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:51, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

UnHow

Keep
Delete	Huff Are we ever going to use this? --General Insineratehymn 01:13, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Huff. ? goshzillacorrespondence 01:19, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Just a stub. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Delete.----OEJ 02:52, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:53, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Tibia

Keep
Delete	De1337. Not only is it incoherent crap, it's racist incoherent crap. goshzillacorrespondence 01:16, 25 January 2007 (UTC) What is this? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:00, 25 January 2007 (UTC) Delete, just to be poopy. See Weirdopedia's article on it for perspective. ----OEJ 02:51, 25 January 2007 (UTC) HUFF!!!!!! GOD I HATE STUPID ARTICLES ABOUT PRETEND GAMES! Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:43, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 15:52, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Gang violence

Keep	Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. This is the second time an unsigned user has put a VFD on my article. On the off-chance that there really is something bad about it go ahead and vote but I'll be watching you all from now on. Allllways watching... Nullius in Verba 04:14, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete
Comments	I've removed the {{VFD}}, as Gang violence is marked as {{construction}}. --The Zombiebaron 04:17, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Oh and by the way: Voting closed. --The Zombiebaron 04:17, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Bruce

Keep
Delete	Huff Complete, utter crap pile. --General Insineratehymn 00:32, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Huff Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:49, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Complete, irredeemable fire hydrant. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:03, 24 January 2007 (UTC) What, no Sheila?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:39, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Recycled Monty Python gag --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:06, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Huffed, voting closed. -- 11:22, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Cardiff airport

Keep
Delete	Yet another old, short and abandoned article. Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 23:08, 23 January 2007 (UTC) I second the motion. Short and abandoned. And yet, in a way, aren't we all ? Sigh. --di Mario 23:22, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Too short, too old, too stupid. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:02, 24 January 2007 (UTC) Um, yeh. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:38, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 11:21, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Deep Throat

Keep
Delete	Huff. Ancient cruft. -- 13:28, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Seconded. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 13:46, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Thirded Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:29, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Come out with your hands up, we know you've been hiding! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:05, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Kill --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 22:16, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 22:28, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Avada

Keep
Delete	Delete. Short, stupid, abandoned. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 12:13, 23 January 2007 (UTC) TO HELL WITH HIM I SAY! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 12:17, 23 January 2007 (UTC) trash it Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:29, 23 January 2007 (UTC) No en:wp article makes me say, vanityshite = instahuff. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:07, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Created Sept 14, 2006. The creator left a note that he would come back. He didn't, this page and the image on it are his only contributions. (Yes, this text was copied&pasted, but it's true for this article, too....) —Gnome  …MUN F@H 12:13, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Huffed, voting closed. -- 22:31, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Averøy

Keep	keep! Christ mother fucking of Ghod! It's about booze!! You touch one drop of their single malties an you are sold ferever! There literally ain't none better. It is a well-known fact, British Lords actually kill for a snorter of Aver%C3%B8y. Hoscar the Wield did, documented. An so did Ladia Die! -- di Mario 23:18, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny, abandoned. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 23:49, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Delete - Delete - Delete - Delete - Delete --AAA! (AAAA) 12:07, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Sucks immensely. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:08, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Sucks Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:48, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Created Dec 14, 2006. The creator left a note that he would come back. He didn't, this page and the image on it are his only contributions. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 23:49, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Gone. --The Zombiebaron 03:26, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Manager

Keep
Delete	delete. Harmfully bad - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:06, 22 January 2007 (UTC) HTBFANJS --General Insineratehymn 23:59, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 12:31, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. No useful content. ----OEJ 17:04, 23 January 2007 (UTC) Sucksucksucks. Get rid of it please. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:09, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Well, he is following Uncyclopedia's Prime Directive: satirize real life blunders and injustices. Or something. Whatever it was, I think the article deserves a good slap from the "under construction" template. --Medvedev (scream) 21:35, 22 January 2007 (UTC) I would say that this is a topic which should be covered on Uncyclopedia, but it needs more than a total rewrite, it needs an intellectual enema. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Huffed, voting closed. -- 22:27, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Dress as a French Maid Day

Keep
Delete	delete. piss-poor. got nrv'd in sept but the author just removed the tag - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Delete So wretched even I can't save it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:35, 22 January 2007 (UTC) "This Article is a Work of Art"...My ass it is. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:20, 22 January 2007 (UTC) The picture on the article made me barf. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 23:55, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Who was naughty and didn't put the VFD template on? Delete. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 12:26, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed, voting closed. -- 13:31, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

YTMND

Keep	Well, I must admit I did laugh... --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 09:08, 22 January 2007 (UTC) After I did the research, went to the original site and figured it out, I think the Uncyclopedia article is in many ways superior to original. Needs clean up though. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:45, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Its a parody! duh...go to YTMND's web page (but oh god I don't recommend it...), and it will become obvious. --The Zombiebaron 22:27, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Keep. Why would anybody want to delete this? --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:58, 22 January 2007 Keep. I tried doing the audio record myself, but it came out bad, so I scrapped it (see talk page of ytmnd)--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:57, 23 January 2007 (UTC) (UTC) Keep. That is Wendy driving the get-away car. She was only twelves then. I was so proud! -- di Mario 23:04, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - This is just scary. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:37, 22 January 2007 (UTC) Delete. Having to think "what the fuck?!" is a bad sign.... It seems this once used to be longer. Too long to read in my luchbreak, that is. I'll come back later. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 12:01, 22 January 2007 (UTC) The old version looks like random crap to me. Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 14:14, 22 January 2007 (UTC) terrible - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:46, 22 January 2007 (UTC) HTBFANJS --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:18, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Comments	See this if you need background. The version of YTMND of 18:49, 15 January 2007 is the long one. ----OEJ 16:15, 22 January 2007 (UTC) RSPCA'd, voting closed. -- 11:20, 24 January 2007 (UTC)