User:Whiteside

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Where the hell are my cigarettes?

Hi Everyone![edit | edit source]

I'm Whiteside, I'm a noob. I have an analogous Wikipedia account, it's the same person behind this very account. I like Uncylopedia because you're actually supposed to write jokes, as opposed to having them deleted by the sand-bot every 12 hours at Wikipedia. I'm particularly fond of jokes requiring knowledge to be funny, although I'll be damned if I know how to write those kind of jokes.

Yeah, but what have you done for me lately?[edit | edit source]

  • I rewrote Jesus Ocean, with respect towards the initial author's premise, and sort of his style. I think i was bit too considerate towards the anonymous IP, and the article still kinda sucks because of that.
  • I sporked San Serriffe from Wikipedia and changed very little, actually.
  • I made a Bob Dylan joke of a page for Blood on the Tracks, which isn't as ugly as before.
  • I brought Drosophila up to a slightly higher standard by upgrading the mating imagery.

Awards, userboxes, and random images![edit | edit source]

Grue on Skates

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doggy on wheels
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Now go play in traffic.
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I have contributed 1456 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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GOY
This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
GOY


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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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SLUMBER PARTY!

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