Hawaiian pizza

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A picture of the horrid disgusting substance that is pineapple pizza

Hawaiian pizza, better known as Hawaiian poison, is a disgusting and inedible variant of pizza with pineapple all over it. Despite what its name may suggest, it was invented by a Canadian chef in the 1600s after he learned Italian pizza chef Mario Mario and his brother Luigi Mario had stolen his cocoa beans. As revenge, he attempted to poison him.

It is often found in Pizza restaurants that have nothing better to put on their menu and you may need to call the suicide hotline after taking a bite. It is featured in Canadian propaganda whenever their totally holy sovereign puppet master, the United Kingdom, gets mad at the Republic of Italy for any reason at all.

Usage In Psychology

Hawaiian atrocity used to be used in therapeutic assessments to test for psychopathy. The rule was that if the patient said they liked it, they would instantly be marked as having severe symptoms in the assessment. This was marked as obsolete in 2016, when a bunch of sub-par-in-intelligence retards protested outside of the White House to have it deprecated. I think we can all agree that these low-lives were wrong for this. Bring back the Standardized Hawaiian Psychopathy Test.

Mussolini's war on Hawaiian pizza

In 1941, shortly after joining the Second World War on Hitler's side, Benito Mussolini declared war on Canada for inventing this disgusting Pizza, a move that had strong condemnation across the world except the nations that had a brain and agreed pineapple pizza was garbage. As a result over 70 thousand pineapple pizzas were burned. The book, "Pineapple-a Pizza-a genocide-a, why-a it happen-a", a harrowing tale released on the subject in 1987, got a total of 0 sales.

See also

• A pizza a day keeps the doctor away

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