User talk:Flammable KUN/Archive4

I'm Back, bitchiz!

New stuff on the Top plskthxbye

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THE's ban

Hels a well known user. And the article he "blanked", he was re-writing it. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:58, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, gee. It would have been nice to leave things like comments indicating such. --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:19, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Advisory template

Fire is undoubtedly the most important invention of our ancestors' time. It was invented in about 6000 B.C. by a genius who went by the simple yet eloquent name of Ugg. This early mastermind perfected what is known far and wide as the universal problem solver. Fire holds the official title of the greatest thing before sliced bread. Fire is cheap, easily accessible, and one of the best creations of all time.

A Brief History of Fire

Ugg the mastermind at his peak of ingenuity.

While Ugg the Mastermind perfected fire, he did not create it. In fact, man had nothing to do with the original molding of the wonder substance at all. Numerous theories abound about how fire came to be in the possession of mere mortals, including the wildest hypotheses, ranging from "aliens did it" to "lightning struck a tree" to "flying unicorns"--But the truth is far different. Prometheus, possesser of stupidity foresight, descended from Mount Olympus to give man a gift of the Gods. Man, being still a total n00b in this harsh world, promptly killed himself while misusing fire. Zeus's anger at Prometheus was kindled, and he chained him to a mountain where crows would descend upon him and devour his kidneys for eternity. Or something like that. Eventually, Ugg came to learn of this fire and taught himself how to wield it, becoming a master firewielder. His first use of fire was to set his shrewish, nagging wife ablaze. For decades afterward, the sole use of fire was to whack an annoying spouse. However, Ugg realized its true potential--fire was the universal problem solver, and could be used in any situation. From that day forward, fire took a place in the lives of humans, never to be replaced.

Fire--The Universal Problem Solver

From the early days of fire when wife-burning was insanely popular, to today where it is still very widely used, fire has expanded its repertoire of uses. In fact, fire can be used for any situation, any time. ANY situation. Say you're being chased by rioting French Eco-Nazis AND radioactive flying weasels?. Fire can ease your plight. Hungry? Try fire, you'll find it rather spicy. Looking for a good time? "Come on baby, light my fire." Someone committed heresy? Fire specializes in witch burnings. Got fired? Fire the fuck back. Tsunami? Ha ha, yer screwed. However, these are all secondary uses. The most important function of fire is

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

obviously...

So...Pretty...

Dance, little flame, let your warmth flow over me...let me touch you...

Beautiful fire ... glow ... so pretty ... such beauty ... orange light dances across my face ... warms my soul to the very core ... dancing ... seduction ... its light ... it draws me in ...

flickers innocently ... tempting me ... such beauty ... warmth caresses me ... caresses my face ... her beauty ... would that it be mine ... dare I ... dare I caress her sweet

flame ... dare I caress her back ... yes ... oh, yes ... It feels ... it feels so ... So ...

AGH! It Burns!

Why, fire, WHY have you turned against me?!?!?!

AAUGH! Hot, hot, hot, AAAAAA! ARRGGH! Oh, Ow, ow, ow, GHAAAAA!!!! Off, off, Get it off, Aaaaaaaarrgggh!!! The pain, oh, AAAAA! It BURNSSS! Get it off! ARRGGHH! GAA! Help, help, the fire! it hurts me! Fire! My skin charring, pain! Oh, pain! Fire! Fire! Oh, pain, hot, HOT, HOT!!!!! AAA!!!!! Please, make it stop! Make the pain stop!!!! AARRGGH! No! No! Stop the burning!!! Stop it! Hurts... please... it BURNS!!! My face, on fire!! Oh, make it STOP!

GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! GGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEeeeeeeeeRRRGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh. oh... So warm, I see a light ... Orange light ... warm light ... gheh.

Please Take Care

A large amount of fire has been reported in the area. The purtyness of it means that it is dangerous. FEAR!

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See Also

• HowTo:Start a Fire
• Cow arson
• Forest Fire Week
• Fire and Brimstone
• Fire Truck
• Effect of Dragons on Global Warming
• Hug People While You're on Fire Day
• Why?:I'm Hot (I'll give you a hint... I'm a bit charred)

References

I created this template as a way to quickly sound off for flamewars, unless there already is one. (Entirely possible)• • • Necropaxx (T) {~}

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you an UnBooks voucher for Christmas. This voucher can be exchanged at any UnBooks store for an UnBook. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:43, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

How's This?

Note: Many kittens were harmed during the creation of this article.

We just wanted to brag about it.

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--Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 05:41, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

*mutters*... stupid sig bunchie thingy ...

SU182

I think you issued his 2 week ban while the 10 minute ban still had primality, and it didn't take hold; he's still on the loose. Last edited Erik Estrada at 19:43. --SarinZero (blabber) 19:46, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

Look, I don't know where he is or where I got the 10 minute ban from, The problem is that the ban expired and most of Flammable's bans expired after that, I wonder, Where is Flammable, I haven't seen him all day?

This user is still editing, now clogging up VFD horribly. Indeed it seems your ban didnt work. This user is a moron and is continuing to do stupid things. He needs to get the message. And that he wants to become an admin is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:57, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

My apologies. I was busy at work and with friends for a birthday dinner. I fixed the problem wholesale, and then some, but I still feel bad for beign so careless and noobish.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 16:24, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Its Ok, I'm sure the one year ban will send him the message :). -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:14, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

How do I become an Administrator?

How do I become an Administrator? --SU182 18:27, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

YOU WILL NEVER BECOME AN ADMIN HERE AS LONG AS I AM ACTIVE. EVER. --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 07:50, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey wait a minute

Hi, you might a) wait a second for the n00b of the month to get the idea down (I have written it in Word and will be putting it into separate pages like a BOOK wow how about that) before you go nuking things, and b) boy am I pissed, you erased the first letter and now I have to re-write it. I didn't even have time to put a construction tag on it. Geez.--Shandon 21:56, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

Damn...I knew Flam was good, but he deleted your article before you hit "Save Page"? Because at any time before you clicked that button, you had a chance to put a construction tag on it. I like to delete stuff, but deleting before a draft is saved is the mark of a god. I guess my ego is crushed once again. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 00:26, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I can laugh at it now, but at the time I was pretty peeved. The idea was going to be a series of subpages that would have had a letter on each.--Shandon 16:21, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Hello Flammable. What think you of it now?

Flammable: You can't blank pages.

Um Flammable, You deleted an article without approapiting a VFD first, Don't you know you're supposed to put up a VFD for the article before deleting it, That would be a misuse of your admin powers, I reported you to ban patrol, Think before you do somthing --SU182 03:30, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

I may be a little drunk, but I find this haliarous. Good stuff here. Flammable, you bad, bad person.... :) Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 03:36, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to real life, kid. If you're gonna create a high profile article (a la HTBSANJF) do it right.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 04:05, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

I watched as our intrepid user blanked a couple of user talk pages, including this one, to remove traces of his idiocy. However, after this edit I decided that there was a bit too much blanking going on. If you check his recent edits it seems that blanking and whining are on tap. After his little rant here, I banned him for 1 year or until you personally take pity and let him go. Or modify the ban length. Left in your hands, as you are the special rules master. And I don't care. Actually, make that infinite. Threats make me angry. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 00:39, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

The pictures

I am creating an aricle with them. and I am currently working on them, Don't delete them. --SU182 01:54, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Add them after you finish your article. I'd liek to see what insanity you're brewing.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 01:57, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

It's finished, The pictures are for an article called Pee Review, Do you like it --SU182 02:54, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Welcome back

And not a moment too soon. We kept your flamethrower oiled and polished while you were gone. Now go BURRRNINATE! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:55, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Vandalism page

It's a good idea. Why did you delete it?--208.100.200.107 04:28, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Because:

1. We had one like it before, and while it was fun for a while, became hideously oversized and difficult to "manage" (i.e. 10 copypastes of the same 23K page makes it very difficult to edit/fix.
2. It attracts the overuse of potential Google No-no's and while we love to screw over the establishment, we love traffic (and Google, incidentally) enough to try to minimize that.

--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 00:13, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

How Slobodan Milosevic Got His Groove Back

Why was it huffed?

Probably one of the funniest articles on this site, sheer brilliance, myself and everyone i showed it to agree. (i did not write the article)

Please put it back.....

Because,

Eventually, after 33,996 pages of pornographic images of Boris in Lederhosen, 
we learn that Slobodan is in a big Dance-Off in The Hague."

is definitely quality writing.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 17:06, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

Template:Racism

Too bold, ok, I will remove all my additions, and try a new version, more softly. Thanks for your heads up. Regards, --DaMenace 22:34, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

You commented on the Template:Racism on its talk page. I am not sure how to fix it. Please, by all means, edit the template, and show me what u mean. Regards, --DaMenace 04:35, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

Insane Rambling

That Current Big Brother Article sucked.. I am creating a Much MUCH Better Big Brother Article.. so STOP DELETING IT --Mcmlxxviii 17:56, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

It is, but you should tag your pages if they're under construction, and instead of yelling at an admin impolitely, alert us with things like decorum and politesse. Also, Don't page move without asking for an okay first, especially if we haven't seen you around here, ever. Bear in mind that tact and consideration will get you far here, being rude doesn't score you points with anyone.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 18:03, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Wow Flammable, where have you been? I've been here editing and adding stuff. And I've created a number of pages. I've been around for about 2 weeks now! or so. so this "Don't page move without asking for an okay first, especially if we haven't seen you around here, ever" is not true.--Mcmlxxviii 18:34, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Two (2) whole weeks? Thats like forever! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I know, a year and 6 months is like, only half that! I like how he attempts to show that the need asking permission before page moves and other drastic changes is patently false because he's obviously been here for two weeks. Truth by association. There is no truer logical failure! How appropo that it's in the hands of an actual failure.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 00:38, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

That vandal drove me bonkers--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 01:03, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Comment

I thought, according to the introduction page, your supposed to add nonsense here Minun 19:47, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

• Read HTBFANJS and BGBU. Nonsense yes. Unfunny, contrite, cliched, voerused, and otherwsie conflicting or non-complementary nonsense, no.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 19:49, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

UotM

Congrats on climbing up one more rung on the ladder of Uncyc. When you get near the top you can see your house. Or so I've heard.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:16, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

What? When did this happen? Who are you? Where am I? Did you bring my applesauce?--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 18:24, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, well done, mate. You deserve it. Or something. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Liberals

I noticed that you’ve reverted the edits of 204.214.145.6 (the second time this has happened). Is it OK if I revrt the article back to my most recent edit, rather than the edit of 81.208.160.148 (which was also me)? Weri long wang 18:40, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Well, any changes you make are fine. I'm keeping an eye onthe article for a little bit.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 18:41, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. I think you’ll agree the other version is the work of a pissed off Republican and is stupid, not funny.Weri long wang 18:54, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Muslim

A few people have been playing around with the idea of rewriting this article to something actually funny and a bit less shit/insulting. Mr SmellyFoot has uploaded a new version, I think we should look at its merits before reverting.....any thoughts? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

He should have Uncyclopedia:Pee Reviewed it. Or something similar. However, I think Islam=AIDS! isn't the best approach, let alone a good one at all.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 19:09, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah....you'd think an Admin Sockpuppet would know better! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Okay...

Fine, it will get a new title then(Google translator article.)--Jitenya 20:07, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Nerd on Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office

Has he played out his 30 day probation (I was going to update it but haven't been that active of late so may have missed something + it is your office after all)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:29, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Go update. Kill skuls.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 16:41, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:42, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:26, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 00:13, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Question

Could you help me out here? I wrote an article, and after a wrote it I decided I really didn't like it. When I tryed to delete it I was told to talk to an adminisrator first. can you help me delete what I wrote on Senior Citizens, it's retarded. --User:Flaming Marmot 01:40, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number twenty-one from my free cookie giveaway

My humble offerings

Dear Flammable KUN,

Congratulations! You have been chosen at random from the list of admins for your vibrant and humorous username.

I would like to have a second opinion on my humble offerings, as it's not clear to me why that cannot be the start of an article. Please note that what I propose is not the final article, just a stub on which other users can expand.

The first opinion can be seen here and here.

Many thanks and kind regards. Hopefully Acceptable Username 06:00, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Katamari sig pic

Do you mind if i use the katamari pic in my sig as well? Methinks it is hella tight. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

Log Blocking

I need some help with a little thing I'm having trouble with. An anonymous user with the binary code 69.205.152.10 keeps rewriting the Minerva Mink article and screwing it up, leaving me to revert everything. The Log Blocker won't let me block him, and I needed to speak to a Mod about it, so how do I get this screwball out of my hair? -- Crablogger, 07:21, 26 July 2007 (GMT)

Please change my name

Can you please change my name from Edmundkh to EdmundEzekielMahmudIsa, then leave me a message in the English Wikipedia? Thank you very much! --Edmund the King of the Woods! 12:17, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

White people

Only a portion of the content of your reversion related to white people in a funny way. The white woman section was propoganda for a white nationalist perspective on race-relations. It was nothing more. It was not funny. Only the last part of that section was good:

“ white women do not have enough skills, brain power or determination to do any type of house work. For example, a 12-year-old white girl wouldn't be able to wash the dishes but would know how to give random strangers excellent blow jobs. ”

This section probably related to white people,

“ The consumption of food plays an important part in white male mating rituals. White males will often court females by escorting them to a expensive paid meal, often known as the courting period. After several dates, in which they both must demomstrate their lack of intellectual depth . The female will most likely give her white companion the "We should just be friends" signal, which is a secret white code for "I am not interested in procreating with you". Further progression depends on the male's ability to coerce the female into ingesting large quantities of alcohol. Unlike the black mens ability to get laid by simply saying "yo bitch come over here and shake dat big ol' butt HO!" The white male must attempt to address this difference by purchasing low quality G-Unit music (in other words, any of it) and tying banana-dana's to their persons to show their allegiance to black people and their primary foodsource, bananas. Since most whites know blacks show no cultural or genetic identity outside of BET, the white male thinks he is connecting to EVERY black person on the planet, though there is no real purpose in doing or attempting to do so. ”

I should have kept that. The "Should I Adopt?" section was content that should go on the Asian and Mexican articles.--Hot dog 21:59, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes and no. The whole bit about White people adopting Asian/Mexican/3rd world country children is stereotypically true, which means it could be put into the white people article. The thing is, like you, while I agree with much of your edit , the problem is that it lops off parts that might not be inappropriate for the article. Just be more careful is all. I trust you'll do a good enough job, since you pretty much hit it spot on.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 22:23, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Since you're the admin on at the moment...

Can you do me a favor and unprotect Encyclopedia Dramatica? I made a rewrite (technically) of it and I need to mainspace it. I know it's a sensitive topic, but Spang gave me the greenlight to have it mainspaced. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:57, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

User:THE got banned...

...and since he's too banned to explain his accidental blanking, I'll do it for him. You see, he just finished a rewrite of the article Salazar for conservation week, and was going to delete an ugly template at the top when he accidentally highlighted the entire article and pressed delete. In confusion, he must have submitted it blank and couldn't undo it because of Wikia's mega-slowness.

If you don't believe that, here's the nail in the coffin: he just finished writing the article, so technically he's the author. And an author blanking his own article isn't illegal. So there. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:58, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Fuck, this beats my case. One thing though:It says new messages at the top. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:59, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Plus, he didn't even blank the article. The template he removed was just 3000 characters big o___O -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:02, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Good job!

Because you need one. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:33, 5 September 2007 (UTC)