User:Turb0-Sunrise/Worst 100 Ways to Kill the Ender Dragon

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It's big, it's black, (that's what she said) it's the Ender Dragon.

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100. With a Netherite Sword.
How are you going to hit that thing with a sword?
99. By peeing on it

Do you really think your pee is going to kill a freaking dragon? If so, you need to either see a doctor or join my Minecraft server.

98. Misgendering him
She'll kill you no matter what pronouns or noobnouns you use for them.
97. Rapid tapping with thumbs or other fingers to the tune of Japanese-language music, vaguely tied to Vocaloids somehow
Dude. Wrong game. How do I get it through your thick, anime-obsessed head that no, you cannot "full combo" the Ender Dragon.
96. Whacking it with a wet trout
It doesn't work on Wikipediatricians, so why would it work on an Ender Dragon?
This will not work.
95. With moccasins
Because every Uncyclopedia article needs a shoehorned ASBOWAAT reference. [1]
94. Selective breeding
By the time you've turned Ender Dragons into Ender Pugs over many generations, you'll have looked at an enderman, realized you forgot to turn those into pugs, and died.
93. Playing April Fool's snapshots
Coal blocks, friendly withers, and voting will not help you in the end.
92. Playing that one Linkin Park song
Contrary to popular belief, it does even matter.
91. Beds
This is no time to snooze! Get off your butt and do something!

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