User:Turb0-Sunrise/Worst 100 Ways to Kill the Ender Dragon
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It's big, it's black, (that's what she said) it's the Ender Dragon.
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- 100. With a Netherite Sword.
- How are you going to hit that thing with a sword?
- 99. By peeing on it
Do you really think your pee is going to kill a freaking dragon? If so, you need to either see a doctor or join my Minecraft server.
- 98. Misgendering him
- She'll kill you no matter what pronouns or noobnouns you use for them.
- 97. Rapid tapping with thumbs or other fingers to the tune of Japanese-language music, vaguely tied to Vocaloids somehow
- Dude. Wrong game. How do I get it through your thick, anime-obsessed head that no, you cannot "full combo" the Ender Dragon.
- 96. Whacking it with a wet trout
- It doesn't work on Wikipediatricians, so why would it work on an Ender Dragon?
- 95. With moccasins
- Because every Uncyclopedia article needs a shoehorned ASBOWAAT reference. [1]
- 94. Selective breeding
- By the time you've turned Ender Dragons into Ender Pugs over many generations, you'll have looked at an enderman, realized you forgot to turn those into pugs, and died.
- 93. Playing April Fool's snapshots
- Coal blocks, friendly withers, and voting will not help you in the end.
- 92. Playing that one Linkin Park song
- Contrary to popular belief, it does even matter.
- 91. Beds
- This is no time to snooze! Get off your butt and do something!