Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive188

Sophia University

Keep
Delete	Delete'- - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 12:02, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 12:43, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:04, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I have no idea what Siddhartha-Wolf is talking about, but I do know that this is not funny. pillow talk 23:43, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Probably unfunny in any translation. Shame. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 13:39, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I approve of the deletion of this page and would like to add that this article has nothing to do with the Foreign Office and should therefore not be used in any way to sully the reputation of our fine establishment. Please :( I have added an "Anglify" though, just in case it doesn't get deleted. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 12:43, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Viva Laughlin

Keep
Delete	Delete Not funny. --—Mazaka (talk) 01:35, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. huh? --Mn-z 04:46, 21 August 2009 (UTC) david buoy —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 07:44, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I... uh... wha? --UU - natter 08:51, Aug 23 Delete. This is one of those articles that have dropped out of a parallel universe where everyone here is contributing to Gouncyclopedia...You look at it and think..'Where do you start to understand the brain behind this who remotely thought this was ever going to be funny..? .--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 13:27, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
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Educational Booklet]], Educational Booklet/Page 2, [[Educational Booklet/Page 3

Keep	Keep Clever. Kinda. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:09, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Y'know, this made me laugh. It's just fucking horrible. This is funny as a fail - funny like Mr winkler is GAY. pillow talk 23:44, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Keep I liked it. Staircase CUNt 14:15, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Keep we need a new in-joke. --Mn-z 14:47, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. It made me smile. And I like pussies--kittens. Third part could use work. Miley Spears 15:48, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Unless I'm missing something, and I may be, I see no point to these. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:45, 19 August 2009 (UTC) FEATURE NOW! on illogicopedia. --Mn-z 18:57, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Pants. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:16, 19 Aug Yeah, not good. I'll also accept the non-traditional nomming, since it's practically a single article anyway. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:19, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yeah it's bad. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 16:59, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Na. MrN 17:12, Aug 20 Delete Come of it. In-jokes are for girls. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:43, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. terrible. IronLung 03:26, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Another one for the kiddies page...otherwise , erase said work and write an essay: Andy Warhol Is to Blame for the State of Modern Art:Discuss. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 13:32, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I'm nomming all three of these together, as two of them are subpages, and it seems pointless to me to have a seperate vote on all three of them. Fix if I'm an idiot. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:45, 19 August 2009 (UTC) You are an idiot, but you're a clever, funny, lovable idiot. :) Miley Spears 15:48, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Waldvogel

Keep	Keep. It is a pretty silly article but probably doesn't need culling and stuffing either. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:52, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Not satirical, just weird and random. It doesn't belong here. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:03, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Weak Delete would be funny on illogicopedia. --Mn-z 15:45, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I would say keep because it looks like a lazy labour of love, but it's 2 or 3 years old now, so noone really cares... --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 17:06, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Odd, pointless, didn't make me chuckle. Maybe a better fit for ?pedia. --UU - natter 10:03, Aug 21 Hurf durf. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:06, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Awilde

Keep	Keep Harmless cute (very cute) template. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:07, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:23, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete satellite template to the article below. Thankfully its little and little used, but it won't make sense without the Anti-wilde article. --Mn-z 04:57, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yay, another worthless template. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:15, 19 Aug Conditional delete if Anti-wilde is deleted. pillow talk 17:39, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:04, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

A Livejournal As Expressed Through the Immortal Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde

Keep	Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:21, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:21, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Unfunny, slightly confusing, and just plain bad. pillow talk 17:40, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete needs more Oscar Wilde quotes. --Mn-z 17:42, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 18:11, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny , Unanything..to paraphrase the late Ian Dury..'What a Waste'. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:46, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:58, 18 Aug Delete I have seen more wit and wisdom in the distrusting eyes of Jesus. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:06, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
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Template:NorthEastern

Keep
Delete	Delete regional US state template replaced by {{USstates}}. That should be all of them. --Mn-z 01:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete, but is a VFD really necessary for all of these damn templates? --EMC [TALK] 06:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nope. I don't think so. MrN 14:09, Aug 24
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Template:Western

Keep
Delete	Delete regional US state template replaced by {{USstates}} --Mn-z 01:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Midwest

Keep
Delete	Delete regional US state template replaced by {{USstates}} --Mn-z 01:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Southern

Keep
Delete	Delete regional US state template replaced by {{USstates}} --Mn-z 01:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
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Ayumi Hamasaki (redone)

Keep
Delete	WHAT THE FUCK? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 22 August 2009 (UTC) hoooooooollllllllyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 16:44, 22 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:05, 22 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. not much else you can say. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 17:21, 22 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh man - fancruft? --UU - natter 09:02, Aug 23
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YouTube Poop

Keep
Delete	Kerkill . This is horribly written, not funny in the least, and mainly vanity. It in no way merits exsistence, just like 90% of the YouTube Poop videos... Also, VFD is full again... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:49, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete... All the videos on this page suck. --—Mazaka (talk) 23:58, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Fuck youtube poop. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:15, 22 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. we should probably have an article on this, as someone's going to type in the search box. However, I don't think it could get better than a "lets regurgitate someone else's content" article. Articles on intentionally funny things are rarely funny. I think this will probably be recreated better. --Mn-z 04:42, 22 August 2009 (UTC) why do they call them that i dont understand —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 05:05, 22 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:58, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	WOW! Really??? Um... Go on, one more? This is going to come back this one... MrN 15:03, Aug 22 I'm hoping it comes back better. --Mn-z 16:05, 22 August 2009 (UTC) If need be, just redirect to YouTube or make the page be about Insineratehymn. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:41, 22 August 2009 (UTC) Redirected MrN 17:20, Aug 22

Battle of Yavin

Keep
Delete	Delete Because we all love intergalactic wars in 1649 starring Oscar Wilde! --—Mazaka (talk) 01:39, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 04:47, 21 August 2009 (UTC) whatta man —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 07:41, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Definite Delete. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:55, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. No. --UU - natter 08:55, Aug 23
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Racial bigotry

Keep
Delete	Delete. Came for some hilarious racial bigotry, left disappointed. pillow talk 18:41, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. that is just sad. --Mn-z 04:41, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Slavery and the USA. blicks —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 07:57, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. They didn't even finish it... --—Mazaka (talk) 05:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. Here it goes... --UU - natter 08:48, Aug 23
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Paul Pot

Keep	Keep. It's not so bad, has some good moments and it's about a real guy (or combination of two real guys) so it's not like it's really random or anything. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:53, 21 August 2009 (UTC) weak bandwagonish keep per above, and I guessing this article will make more sense to a British person. --Mn-z 16:06, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Soft rewrite tag. Clever concept, some good lines. Definitely some shite in there, too. pillow talk 19:32, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:59, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 15:08, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 15:02, Aug 22

Lundy Island

Keep	Keep. Not as bad as people seem to be suggesting, it's based on (what I imagine is) real satire - Lundy Island actually exists, it has "mystical" origins in terms of inhabitance and I wouldn't be at all surprised if there were a Devonish influence culturally. Keep it. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:57, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. Real thing, not totally shit article. Keep. MrN 16:06, Aug 21 Keep. It appears that some people have rewritten this, so it's keepable now. --—Mazaka (talk) 05:27, 22 August 2009 (UTC) bandwagon-ish keep rewritten, and the British seem to like it. --Mn-z 05:34, 22 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:05, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Just...no. --—Mazaka (talk) 01:31, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Lundy Island was founded in 603 BC when a group of druids, tired of being persecuted, cut of a large chunk of Devon and towed it out to sea using primitive motor boats. --Mn-z 04:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC) yawn —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 07:46, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Also, if you delete this you might as well delete every single British location article there is, I've seen loads worse than this. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 16:08, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Kept MrN 15:04, Aug 22

Template:Purple States

Keep
Delete	Delete the data is already in the {{USstates}} template. --Mn-z 18:05, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:10, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:13, 19 Aug Delete. IronLung 03:32, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. MrN 15:11, Aug 22
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Category:Purple States

Keep
Delete	Delete per the nomination below. --Mn-z 18:05, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:10, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:13, 19 Aug Delete. IronLung 03:32, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. MrN 15:13, Aug 22
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Social engineering

Keep
Delete	Kerkill (Pooped by Piemuffin) placed it in the toilet. I gotta agree. It's not funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:53, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. My guess is that this is a joke that people on some specific forum somewhere understand. pillow talk 22:35, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:42, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Whatever —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 07:55, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:58, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Wilde/Lunacy

Keep	I once pushed a girl in front of a bus. And no, that isn't some sort of metaphor. I fucking mean it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:37, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	' Delete. because "This is just some random link on the Uncyclopedia:Wilde, and it redirects to here." is the whole article. --Mn-z 04:50, 20 August 2009 (UTC) ' Delete. just because I'm feeling bitchy. (Really because there's nothing there). Miley Spears 15:43, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. just because. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 16:58, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete because it took me longer to cast this vote than it took the author of this article to write it. pillow talk 21:47, 20 August 2009 (UTC) buh —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 08:01, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete I shagged the burd Dexter pushed in front of a bus. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:52, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Red States

Keep	*Weak Keep. {{USstates}} isn't political; this is. However, this was topical during the Bush years. Should we remove Colorado, New Hampshire, Nevada, North Carolina, Indiana, Iowa, and Virginia? After all, they all went to Obama in 2008. pillow talk 17:56, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Yes, but do we need a political and regional state template on ever state page? And states that are on borders between regions could wind up on two or more sectional templates for the same topic. For example, Oklahoma and Missouri could be either midwestern or southern, and Ohio is on the southern states template. We could easily wind up with half a dozen state templates on a single state page. --Mn-z 18:04, 17 August 2009 (UTC) I'd support consolidating all the templates into one larger USstates template - putting all the sectional and political information in that template. But right now... it's not there. I'd do it myself, but I'm very, very busy working at my job right now. Yep. Verrrrry busy. pillow talk 18:10, 17 August 2009 (UTC) I'm going to sort of weakly rescind my week keep in light of Mnbvcxz's updates to the USstates template. I think that template could somehow be funnier - but there's no reason not to consolidate and let the editorial process take care of that. pillow talk 06:03, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete and redirect to {{USstates}}. I loath partial sectional templates like this, because the do the same thing a full sectional template would, only uglier and half-assed. --Mn-z 17:39, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:58, 18 Aug Kerkill Pointless and ugly. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:21, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:08, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. IronLung 03:32, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	also, we have a {{Purple States}} template, but not a blue states one. --Mn-z 18:06, 17 August 2009 (UTC) And the sectional templates miss the plains states and Minnesota, the midwest only covering the great lakes region and the westen template only covering the far and mountain west. Or in tl/dr form, the regional and political states templates are a mess. --Mn-z 18:11, 17 August 2009 (UTC) I "merged" the data together in the {{USstates}} template. Hopefully, it can replace all the partial sectional ones. --Mn-z 04:49, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Keke Rosberg

Keep
Delete	Delete. random as hell, and unnotable foreign (as in from outside the Anglosphere) topic.. --Mn-z 05:26, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. But random dates are funny! Not. (sorry) Miley Spears 16:33, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pretty much a perfect example of how to write an awful article. Horrible. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 16:57, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill That was great. A great yuky doody. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:13, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I laughed at "gaypril", but only because it was so horrible. --—Mazaka (talk) 00:10, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
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Oscar Wilde's pair of left socks device

Keep	Keep. It's an article about socks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:11, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Keep Fucking haters. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:55, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Haters gonna hate -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:26, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Keep Part of the "what powers Uncyc" series this... MrN 01:29, Aug 19
Delete	Delete. While it's nice to know what we do in the event of a butter shortage, this is shit. pillow talk 17:45, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yes, but the butter shortage, which is caused "when casualties are outnumbering recruitments for both the stormtroopers and the redshirts, and when the wales are preoccupied being hunted by the Japanese" hasn't happened so the device has never been tested. --Mn-z 17:49, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I'm awesome. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 18:06, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:56, 18 Aug Delete and be gone mAttlobster. (hello) 22:10, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Could be left in a glass case as an example of Early Uncyclopedian Humour. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:17, 18 August 2009 (UTC) kept - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:28, Aug 21

Wilde Thing

Keep	Keep you make my heart sing. You make everything groovy. In addition, I have now removed 291 Chuck Norris references... Keeping the good ones, but there are THOUSANDS of terrible ones. MrN 18:16, Aug 17 Keep. Hey, look! It's an article about Oscar Wilde! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:14, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:12, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Come on Wilde, light my fire. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:26, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Three random paragraphs about Hendrix and an enormous fucking template. pillow talk 17:42, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. but in the defense of the "enormous fucking template", it does help you find this cruft. --Mn-z 17:44, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 18:07, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Unfunny. --M4gnum0n 13:54, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete There's literally nothing there...well clearly there's literally something there...it's shit though. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:31, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:56, 18 Aug
Comments	I think this might be notable enough for a rewrite tag. --Mn-z 18:34, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Notable? There's no song "Wilde Thing." Wild Thing, sure. pillow talk 01:36, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Close enough. --Mn-z 04:36, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Point is, this is intended as a "fusion" article, like, say, Pontius Pilot or Taft Punk. This is supposed to fuse the concept of "Wild Thing" and Oscar Wilde. Fusion articles aren't inherently notable, and if they're done badly, they should get the boot. Fuck 'notable' - if it aint funny it aint funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:13, 18 August 2009 (UTC) One for Dan-Dan the Rewrite Man. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:20, 18 August 2009 (UTC) If anyone wants to fix this, I'll vote keep. --Mn-z 05:12, 19 August 2009 (UTC) kept, someone tag it rewrite or something. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:28, Aug 21

Biology

Keep	Keep. I'd get rid of about 75% of the wishy-washy rubbish that is lurking on uncyclopedia before I get rid of a genuinely novel article like this. It might not be quite as smart as it thinks it is, but it's still pretty fresh and is a pleasant surprise for someone who comes across it by chance. It's not VFH imo, but its closer that than VFD. El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 11:53, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Keep Because it's my fucking article. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:53, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Strong keep. It's a good idea, it's being worked on by a good writer, it stays. --UU - natter 14:17, Aug 20 Strong keep per above. --Mn-z 14:44, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. I think it's better than most of the articles I see on Unc. Of course most of them suck. Miley Spears 15:36, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. While reading the article the first time might give you an initial chuckle, there is nothing else to like in the article. InMooseWeTrust 11:44, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Additional comment: I can see what Moose is getting at, there is plenty of comic potential for the actual subject of Biology, but this article in itself is good so I can't say "VFD". I would suggest creating an ambiguation page - Biology (subject) and Biology (literature) although it might ruin the impact a little. However, until there actually is a Biology subject page, leave it as it is. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 11:59, 20 August 2009 (UTC) I took if off the VFD and made it into a disambiguation. – Preceding unsigned comment added by InMooseWeTrust (talk • contribs) And I banned you for it. Don't remove VFD tags while the vote is active even if you placed them - let the vote happen, and an admin sort that out. And don't go making redirects while voting is still active - we vote on the article as it stands. --UU - natter 14:17, Aug 20 Kept You Peed on it Moose. Then you nom it for VFD? What the Fuck? MrN 14:51, Aug 20

Unfomercials:Progressive Insurance - Bike insurance

Keep	Keep. Because InMooseWeTrust is a fucking moron. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:05, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Above Keep I would feature this. It's hilarious. Staircase CUNt 14:09, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. Let's see, funny? Check. Good idea? Check. Delete? Hell no. --UU - natter 14:24, Aug 20 INVALID NOM article is under a week old. And per above. --Mn-z 14:39, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Mild Keep. I'm very tired of gay jokes on Unc and it needs editing, but it's rather funny. Miley Spears 15:40, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. This is just terrible. InMooseWeTrust 12:12, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 14:49, Aug 20

Anti-wilde

Keep	Keep Fucking awesome. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:06, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete a long forgotten about in-joke about a tired in-joke, that, surprisingly (or not) reads like a wikipedia article. --Mn-z 04:57, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:07, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Basically poor quality manure. Please recycle. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:55, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Needs more anal. -Pleb TWAT Optyc1337 • Complain here • Vote now! 12:04 1/04/2024 Delete. I'm not an old-timer, and didn't get the joke. Liked the pic at top, though. Miley Spears 15:57, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. This page is just really bad, honestly. pillow talk 16:19, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Wilde ain't all that anyway... --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 17:07, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
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Europiety

Keep	idgi -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:21, 19 August 2009 (UTC) A complete failure but in a way that amuses me. pillow talk 06:29, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Keep Not hard to get. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:08, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Obvious Keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:20, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Keep per above. --Mn-z 18:06, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Obvious Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:07, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Huh? Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:11, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete..or move to Undictionary with spelling corrected ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:48, 19 August 2009 (UTC) No. Really? Aren't we past euroipods yet? Stupid unfunny knockoff. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:19, 19 Aug
Comments	Obviously kept. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:46, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Babel:De/Reeperbahn

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Delete	Delete - Unfunny stump. Most of you probably thought it was an incredibly funny joke in German, but let me assure you it isn't. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 11:32, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, that thing I said about German stuff on the other Babel page vote pretty much stands here too. Particularly the bit about the shiteness. --UU - natter 14:46, Aug 19 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:56, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. English. Speak it. Or die. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:20, 19 Aug ELIMINIEREN! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:47, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
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Babel:De/Primitive Party Leute

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Delete	Delete - this is unfunny vanity stuff, we deleted it long ago from the German uncyclopedia. Don't know why it's here. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 11:32, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. My German doesn't extend too far beyond telling people their mother is a small guinea pig (which is the most useful thing I can remember from my German class, and even then I probably use the wrong genders, tenses and god knows what else - honestly, having masculine, feminine and hermaphrodite words, I think it was, what a language! ;D), but what I do understand of this page tells me it's pretty shite. --UU - natter 14:43, Aug 19 Delete. why to we have foreign language content on the wiki anyway? --Mn-z 15:55, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Speak English or die. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:16, 19 Aug ELIMINIEREN! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:47, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Wilde/Inventions

Keep	Keep Much better subpage than all those other ones that exist for other articles. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:15, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Hell yeah -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:25, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Oscar Wilde invented time. He also invented the first board game and hence time wasting. is the whole article. Seriously. --Mn-z 14:16, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I don't think anyone's going to miss this. If they do, they can read it in the VFD archive. pillow talk 17:26, 18 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:12, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:53, 18 Aug Delete There is nothing to see here. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:17, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete MrN 01:28, Aug 19 Delete Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:58, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Is this a pseudo template ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:11, 18 August 2009 (UTC) No. It just has a template that is 10 times larger than the rest of the article. --Mn-z 04:47, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Roling your head on the keyboard/Monkey Style!

Keep	Keep: Funny in its randomness. --Ozymandiaz 11:54, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Utterly pointless sub-page (that's not a proper sub-page due to poor spelling) that somehow missed being ICU'd, and I want to delete on sight, but suppose I should bring here for the formality. --UU - natter 10:32, Aug 18 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 14:12, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, I'm so glad that someone came here and graced us with random characters. pillow talk 17:39, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Or leave this monkey on ?pedia's doormat ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:13, 18 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:14, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:55, 18 Aug Kerkill I think it'd be funnier if somehow the monkey managed to type some sort of intelligent thesis on why life is pointless to contrast the randomness of the original Rolling your head on the keyboard. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:21, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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Wildean Calendar

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Delete	Delete Hideously random, nothing funny to be found in it. pillow talk 20:26, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 21:10, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Lame. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:01, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. Again. --UU - natter 10:32, Aug 17 Delete. So much effort (I presume) and this is the end result ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:52, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:01, 18 Aug Kerkill This is honestly the only one I never thought was at all funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:21, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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Atomic wedgie

Keep	Keep. Not very good, but not terrible. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:14, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. I think this can be salvaged to a certain degree. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:58, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Let's see... listcruft, Oscar Wilde, Steve Ballmer, redlinks everywhere, no images, no jokes besides the concept that atomic wedgies have something to do with nuclear weapons, self-references to Uncyclopedia, bold text everywhere. Yup. pillow talk 23:15, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. and on a related note, somebody needs to write a non-retarded article on wedgies. --Mn-z 16:24, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Blah. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:32, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Neh. Concept is too obvious, execution is abysmal. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:34, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Donate this one to Encyclopedia Pathetica. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:38, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:26, 18 Aug
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HowTo:Irritate People

Keep	Weak Keep it irritates me, which I think was the point. --Mn-z 18:31, 13 August 2009 (UTC) Keep, per above. It's not bad at all actually in places. MrN 01:50, Aug 14 WEAK Keep In my opinion this article just barely scrapes by in terms of whether or not it's worth keeping. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:11, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Funny --M4gnum0n 14:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:21, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Keep I think it needs a rewrite, not a deletion. Miley Spears 00:10, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. The entry "Write a giant pile of unfunny listcruft" was somehow overlooked. pillow talk 18:26, 13 August 2009 (UTC) Delete, per above. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:58, 13 August 2009 (UTC) Delete It irritates me. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:40, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete It didn't irritate me, just bored me. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:46, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. It is reader unfriendly to an extreme degree. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:22, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:33, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:01, 18 Aug
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Pipsette3000

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Delete	Delete how did this survive so long? --Mn-z 14:28, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 15:26, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Pretty obvious delete. pillow talk 17:38, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. A weird one ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:05, 18 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 18:24, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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Oscar Wilder

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Delete	Delete Old fashioned Wildecruft. --Mn-z 14:23, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Perfect example of why the VFD page is necessary. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 15:28, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pretty awful. pillow talk 17:29, 18 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crumbs...this was once thought to be funny ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:10, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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Born to Be Wilde

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Delete	Delete. This is an absurd fictional depiction of the orchestration of "Born To Be Wild" as popularized by Steppenwolf. Really? Yes, really. pillow talk 17:50, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. its 135 verses long. --Mn-z 17:56, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 18:00, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I tried to vote keep Oscar. I tried. MrN 18:19, Aug 17 Delete...though I do like the pun title. Shame about the rest of it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:15, 18 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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UnScripts:The Wilde Files

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Delete	Delete. In theory, this page could be dumber, although it's hard to see how. pillow talk 17:48, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Maybe it could be dumber if it had aa enormous fugly gay-looking template linking to equally bad Wildecruft articles at the bottom? No, wait... --Mn-z 17:55, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crappy and pointless. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 18:03, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. MrN 18:35, Aug 17 Delete. It deserves the long walk to the bin. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:27, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I love its randomness. I can't vote keep though. It's just too short. The template at the end takes up more space than the actual content! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

World Monocle Wearing Championship

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Delete	Delete You know, I suspect that at least half of the pages with the WildeGuide template on them merit deletion. pillow talk 20:25, 16 August 2009 (UTC) I would say its closer to 3/4. --Mn-z 21:08, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. and move to illogicopedia. --Mn-z 21:08, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete I see why this should be deleted. Get it? GET IT?!?!?! I'm so awesome. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:41, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 10:31, Aug 17 Delete. Dick Van Dyke and a monocle ? Ho..ho..NO. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:49, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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Gowandaland

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Delete	Delete You know, I suspect that at least half of the pages with the WildeGuide template on them merit deletion. pillow talk 20:23, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. and move to illogicopedia. --Mn-z 21:07, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Oh my! Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:39, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Wha? --UU - natter 10:30, Aug 17 Delete. I think it was written by a small child or a height challenged adult. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:54, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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Marquess of Queensberry

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Delete	Delete Utter fucking shit. Possibly the worst article I've ever seen, and it's been here since 2005. pillow talk 20:20, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. and move to illogicopedia. --Mn-z 21:05, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete God awful. Just... no. It needs to die. NOW. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:37, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Hnng. --UU - natter 10:29, Aug 17 Delete. ?Pedia piddle ? It has sat on these pages smelling bad so long. Wonder how many saps found this and decided to go to Conservapedia for a real laugh. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:35, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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Recent events

Keep	Keep. I like this little series. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:00, 15 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. I've met worse. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:08, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Weak keep per above. --Mn-z 16:16, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. MrN 17:01, Aug 16
Delete	Delete. Maybe there's a specific reason for this to be here that I don't see, but it's an unfunny page on a default MediaWiki navigation option that we don't use. pillow talk 23:02, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Its not like some of the bad articles here, where a retard apparently took peyote, but I see it serving no good purpose on this site. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:19, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:32, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Get Downs Syndrome

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Delete	Delete. This is shit. It's a series of crappy lists, none of which are funny. "Intentionally offensive", fine, but this is just a series of stupid fucking insults. Mostly, though, it's an insult to us and this site, so let's get rid. Oh, and the history is just as bad, by the way. --UU - natter 15:44, Aug 17 Delete MrN 15:54, Aug 17 Delete. I don't remember it being this bad, but it appears I was mistaken. --Mn-z 16:04, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete I don't like this. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:20, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Burn Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:29, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
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Boris_Grishenko|Boris Grishenko

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Delete	Delete Random crap. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:25, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I thought the quote at the beginning was kind of funny. Turns out it's stolen directly from Goldeneye. Then we start blathering about Grishenko marrying Ursula the Sea Witch. Kill it with liquid nitrogen. pillow talk 09:56, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. He was also mysteriously invincible for large spells of the Goldeneye game, as I recall. And he was involved in the Control Centre level that really wound me up as well. Bastard. --UU - natter 10:38, Aug 17 Delete --Docile hippopotamus 11:04, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 15:59, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
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Category:Concubines of Oscar Wilde

Keep	Concubines rule -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:54, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Wildecruft. --Mn-z 16:37, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Honestly, I think it's time to trim back a lot of Uncyclopedia's 2005-2006 Wilde-related shit. If we could get Wilde down to, say, 30 articles... that'd be great. pillow talk 20:44, 16 August 2009 (UTC) its 2009 do you know where your children are? or something. alright, blow me. --Andrew Dice Gay 03:28, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pointless categories suck. --UU - natter 10:17, Aug 17 Delete --Docile hippopotamus 11:04, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete MrN 18:07, Aug 17
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Klingon_checkers|Klingon checkers

Keep	Weak Keep not totally worthless. It does parody some of the arcane fictional games in Star Trek. --Mn-z 16:35, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete As a Star Trek fan, I still don't find it funny. I mean, I understand the intent and the point of the article, but I just don't think it is funny, I don't think the article is salvageable, and don't think it is right for Uncyclopedia. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:02, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:18, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Incoherent garbage. pillow talk 20:45, 16 August 2009 (UTC) who cares. —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 03:33, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Shite. --UU - natter 10:14, Aug 17 Delete. very unfunny. The guy's got NES gear all over him.--Jtaylor1 19:55, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
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General Santos City

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Delete	Delete. Bizarre, unfunny nonsense. pillow talk 23:26, 12 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:06, 13 August 2009 (UTC) pWn to the depths of hell Random. Lame. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:25, 13 August 2009 (UTC) Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:36, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short, odd and seemed pointless to me. --UU - natter 08:15, Aug 18
Comments	Comment Filipino subject. I get the feeling that this might not be complete bollocks. --Mn-z 05:11, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Book of Wilde

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Delete	Delete As an Uncyclopedian, I find this not only tremendously bad but also somewhat insulting. pillow talk 20:28, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. and move to illogicopedia possibly. --Mn-z 21:13, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Peace out, saurkraut. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:42, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short, listy, crap, and badly spelled. Just about everything I hate in one handy package. --UU - natter 10:34, Aug 17 Delete Unworthy of my time. I'd rather do homework on summer vacation --Criselnox 12:37, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
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The Best Article In The World

Keep	FU! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:10, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A minor modification of some song lyrics. It's difficult for me to figure out how this is supposed to be funny. pillow talk 23:06, 14 August 2009 (UTC) yea i dont like stuff like this. no offense to tenacious d, they're cool in my book for being friends with neil hamburger. but that doesn't matter, this article is still lame. —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 23:13, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Scrap. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:10, 15 August 2009 (UTC) Deleeeetttttttttted We don't need no The Best Article In The World with it's bad capitalisation title. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:42, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Flush It The only thing funny is the irony in it's title. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:33, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Like the song, but agree with Hype, this is pointless. --UU - natter 08:48, Aug 17
Comments	Conditional Keep unless we have something better to redirect this page to. --Mn-z 16:18, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Any of my articles? ;-) And if this is a conditional keep, it should be up there, in the "keep" section, n'est-ce pas? --UU - natter 08:48, Aug 17

Gerard Way

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Delete	Delete Bringing up vampires and emo and things related on a Gerard Way article doesn't necessarily make it funny or good. Which this article isn't. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 17:33, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete and redirect to My Chemical Romance, which is funny. pillow talk 20:42, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 21:16, 16 August 2009 (UTC) who —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 03:23, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per Hype. --UU - natter 10:20, Aug 17
Comments	Deleted and redirected. This article was noooooooot OOOOOOOOKaaaaaayyyyy... (So I know a line from an emo song - bite me). --UU - natter 10:25, Aug 17

Category:People Oscar Wilde has fucked

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Delete	Delete Wildecruft. I bet Oscar Wilde didn't have sex with half the people in this category. --Mn-z 16:40, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Honestly, I think it's time to trim back a lot of Uncyclopedia's 2005-2006 Wilde-related shit. If we could get Wilde down to, say, 30 articles... that'd be great. pillow talk 20:44, 16 August 2009 (UTC) are you kidding me you must be kidding me —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 03:25, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:30, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pointless categories suck. --UU - natter 10:18, Aug 17
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Crunchberry_famine_of_1652|Crunchberry famine of 1652

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Delete	Delete Too random, I don't find it funny in any way. It hasn't been edited in over a year, and I see no redemption being possible. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 03:42, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:17, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Send to our friends at illogicopedia --Mn-z 16:30, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Awful. pillow talk 20:45, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
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Nick Jonas' Hair

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny crap. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:08, 15 August 2009 (UTC) who is this —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 23:39, 15 August 2009 (UTC) NO NO NO! If only we could delete the Jonas Brothers themselves.- Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:07, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:17, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Feature on illogicopedia. --Mn-z 16:27, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
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Gerrymander (reptile)

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Delete	Delete. Arguably a pretty interesting little idea. Dreadful execution, no real progress since 2005. pillow talk 23:22, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:16, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:25, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:28, 17 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dullsville. --UU - natter 08:51, Aug 17
Comments	If & when this gets deleted, we should move Gerrymander (politics) over the disambiguation page Gerrymander --Mn-z 04:23, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Philadelphia Phillies

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Delete	Delete. I'm starting to think that a love of sports and an inability to write coherent sentences are correlated traits. pillow talk 23:09, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Err, hello? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:47, 15 August 2009 (UTC) Okay, fine. Not tennis. pillow talk 20:50, 15 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per Mickey. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:11, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crappy and un-funny.- Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:14, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Philadephia begins with a "ph" that sounds like "f"? Isn't that hilarious? --Mn-z 16:22, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 08:43, Aug 17
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Pear of Anguish

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Delete	Delete. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:27, 13 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Its probably not beyond redemption, if the original author were to come back and fix it. Unfortunately, that is almost definitely not going to happen. --Mn-z 04:45, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Except for the title 'Pear of Anguish' - you can pretty much delete the rest down to the links and it would make better sense as a blank page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:26, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Ugh. I think I lost brain cells just by reading this piece of crap. --—Mazaka (talk) 06:46, 15 August 2009 (UTC) Blorf. pillow talk 20:46, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
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Committee of Regions

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Delete	Delete. Something an IP spent five minutes on last March. Shows little promise. pillow talk 23:18, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. When the only joke in an article requires explanation, you know there's a problem. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:50, 15 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 12:49, 15 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:15, 16 August 2009 (UTC) Kill It! - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:16, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
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Love Hina

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Delete	Delete. Having actually watched several episodes of Love Hina, I can assure you that this is every bit as bad as it looks. pillow talk 23:12, 14 August 2009 (UTC) worse than the genre that love hina is apart of. and that genre is poop lololololollol —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 23:14, 14 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 12:49, 15 August 2009 (UTC) kill all animes -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:15, 15 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:12, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
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