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Article: The fact that you don't want a poodle	Score: 12.5 unwanted poodles
Nominated by:	~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:31 18 April 2009
For: 20.5	Nom and for Loved it. Short and sweet. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:31 18 April 2009 Poodle. pillow talk 00:36, 18 April 2009 (UTC) wat --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:53, 18 April 2009 (UTC) For Ipood --CrabPope 11:04, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Short and sweet. I like it. It's better than some of the longer features... Saberwolf116 13:37, 18 April 2009 (UTC) For. I disagree with the honorable DJ, I think the tone is perfect. Quick and businesslike. I'm still chuckling. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:21, 18 Apr For. IronLung 21:42, 18 April 2009 (UTC) For How could I not! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:52, 18 April 2009 (UTC) For. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:27, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Sure. You know what the music means... Our time is up. 13:58, 19 April 2009 (UTC) This article is stupid. I'm not getting a poodle. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:11, 20 April 2009 (UTC) For -RAHB 04:32, 20 April 2009 (UTC)  For. Now I want a poodle. --Dame 11:10, 20 April 2009 (UTC) What the hey. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:34, Apr 20 For. though its kind of short. But I like the idea. User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:11, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Hm. Thought I already voted For this...--JackOfSpades (talk) 22:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC) For. Short, sweet, random, funny, good. —Sir Guildensternenstein 04:34, 23 April 2009 (UTC) For. 122.107.176.147 12:24, 23 April 2009 (UTC)  For. Nice article. Zeitgeist 14:30, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Yes. Wow, that was great. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:08, 26 April 2009 (UTC)  For. I changed my mind; bought a new one for less, profit! 21:19, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Against: 8	Eh I dunno, it would have been funnier if it sounded like a disgruntled girlfriend/boyfriend saying it. The idea is there but the tone is wrong. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:12, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Comment I dunno, DJ, I think the fact that it doesn't have any context or story is what makes it so funny. I imagine it like a woman knocking on your door and handing you a poodle. But you know, /shrugs ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:06 23 April 2009 against. no funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:44, 18 April 2009 (UTC)  Against. Pot poodle. Hmmm - it's a bit too tame for me. Needs to be unleashed and scamper around a bit more. --Romartus 09:27, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Against. --Docile hippopotamus 09:35, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Against. I don't know, it just doesn't seem all that good or funny. Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 13:10, 18 April 2009 (UTC) No rather lame --Moneke 02:01, 19 April 2009 (UTC) I don't think I want that poodle. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:15, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Against I didn't really laugh. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:34, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain something makes me want to not vote against this rofl Djdorama 02:47, 18 April 2009 (UTC) I have no idea what to make of this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:47, 18 April 2009 (UTC) No shit? what was that? Mahm00shA 09:33, 19 April 2009 (UTC) vote change 21:19, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Abstain. I can't bring myself to vote for this, but it doesn't deserve an against either, so here on this nice, comfy fence I sit. --UU - natter 11:06, Apr 24

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