Hindley

Hindley, more commonly known as The Bog of Souls, is a town within Wigan, it has a population (As of 2025) of 28,000 damned individuals. Its economy is driven by

a combination of Barber Shops, men who sell vapes to kids, and "Bonkers!" (An illegal Russian Coke vendor.) Hindley has a wide range of activities, such as:

• Staring at walls (A common local ritual.)
• Buying illegal items from the Polski Sklep
• Listening to the cultist on the corner of Market Street
• Searching the local library's archive for who gives a fuck

• Delusional Psychosis

History

Hindley's existence dates back to the ancient times, as evidenced by the discovery of a stone tablet reading: "Stay clear of the valley of ill men," in Elvish, dated to the first century B.C.E.

Then a few other insignificant things happened, and oh, would you look at that! It's 2014! This marks the opening of the town's first and only mental asylum.

Sanity-otorium (Not to be confused with Sanatorium)

A recent image of the Market Street Sanity-otorium.

The Market Street Sanity-otorium (Patent pending) is a facility intended to keep the good people of the U.K. safe from the Extra-Hindleys housed within. Such individuals (Left unnamed for privacy reasons) include:

• The bald one
• The other bald one
• The semi-bald pyromaniac
• The witch of the mountains
• Various youths

Currency

In Hindley, common forms of payment are: Bands, Alcoholic beverages, the Zamundese Shijn, and Firstborns.

Politics

A very flattering caricature of George Budgiesmuggler.

Hindley is governed by Supreme Dickhead Chancellor George Budgiesmuggler of the United Hamster Party. Other Parties include:

• Mint Ball Party (Hindley division)
• Bald Men Association
• Union of Culinary Criminal Expulsion
• People For The Ethical Treatment of People
• Widespread mental delusion

• Karen Party

Notable People

• John
• The J. Bizzle (Not related to Lethal Bizzle in any way)
• The guy who asked
• Gerald (Kinda, he lives close enough)

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