User:The Thinker/100 Actual Films that Suck Worse than Plan 9 from Outer Space

The All-Time 100 (or so) Worst:
100	Animals
99	April Fools Jokes
98	Cartman Wannabes
97	Colors
96	Creatures to have sex with
95	Firefox extensions
94	Foods
93	Gifts to give a friend
92	Harry Potter Spin-offs
91	Inventions
90	Locations
89	LOL Cats
88	Make Out Songs
87	Moments to get a Boner
86	Moments to Laugh
85	Money Making Schemes
84	Movies
83	Nonexistent Words
82	Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81	Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80	Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79	Pokemon Cash-Ins
78	Porn Stars
77	Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76	Weapons
75	Reflections on 2005
74	Reflections on 2006
73	Reflections on 2007
72	Reflections on 2008
71	Reflections on 2009
70	Reflections on 2010
69	Reflections on 2011
68	Reflections on 2012
67	Reflections on 2013
66	Reflections on 2018
65	Reflections on 2022
64	Rejected Harry Potter Novels
63	Remakes
62	Restaurants
61	Self Help Books
60	Sexual Perversions
59	Short Poems
58	Sitcom Catchphrases
57	Songs
56	Songs about Seagulling
55	Songs To Have Sex To
54	Songs To Play At A Funeral
53	Spinoffs
52	Superheroes
51	Things About the '00s
50	Things to do during Christmas
49	Things to Put In An IV
48	Things To Say In Court
47	Things to Say in the Workplace
46	Things to say on a First Date
45	Toys
44	TV Programs
43	Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
42	Video Games of all time‎
41	Video Game Movies
40	Video Game Systems
39	Ways of Being a Dick
38	Ways To Be Castrated
37	Ways to be Circumcized
36	Ways to Deliver Bad News
35	Ways to Die
34	Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
33	Ways to Start a Novel
32	Ways to Win an Argument
31	Religions

Throughout the annals of mankind's epic history on this, our Spaceship Earth, one film has been consistently named "Worst Film of All Time." That film is of course Plan 9 from Outer Space. Yes, many douchebags and wannabe film buffs take great joy in mocking Ed Wood's laughable science-fiction offering. However, true fans of cinema know that there are FAR worse films than Plan 9. This is a list of these films.

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