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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)

Did your sewdopainis get hard?

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  • ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
  • ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it?
  • ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
  • ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
  • ... tennis isn't just a game?

In the clowaka or on the sewdopainis

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On this pseudopenis

Self harm is bad in any form.

March 11: Stop Hitting Yourself Day (Mexico)

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Metro Freud
 As always, Freud has the answer.

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