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The Finals

Score: 2
Nomination: Ascellayn (talk) 23:47, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

The article is now pinned in #spawn-point on the official THE FINALS discord server because of me coming across that article. We all laughed our asses off, needs more recognition. Ascellayn (talk) 23:47, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 01:46, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I've seen you've nominated a redirect. Also, I won't be saying anything further, but you definitely should read this wiki's vanity policies. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:56, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

Which vanity policies? As far as i know, The Finals is a real game that exists and is being played by at least six or seven people at every moment. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:53, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
It even has a rating of 6 out of 7 points. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 13:16, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Jangles (chimpanzee)

Score: 5.5
Nomination: Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 13:05, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Fuck Around and Find Out

Score: 4 trollages
Nomination: 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 02:53, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom.gif Nom. turb0 did a good job with this article (with help from me and shabi), honestly, this is a good article. Gergo-Tastic! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 02:53, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Yee.pngYee. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:37, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Yaa. FAFO, this will show 'em! OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 22:34, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Totally ShabiDOO 23:31, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:51, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 01:51, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

@Gergdown:@Shabidoo: How would we split up the credit for this? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:47, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: from my knowledge, if someone has done great work on the article, they get 1 point, and if someone has done minor work, they get 0.5 points. again, i could be COMPLETELY wrong here... 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:00, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
@Gergdown: so it would be me and Shab with 1 point, and you with half? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:45, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: probably. also my notification bell isn't activating whenever i get pinged i should probably fix that 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 02:20, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

Main writer (Turbo) gets one point, contributors get .5 points (I'd only take 0.5 as I added the content more than wrote the core). But it seems like Fenris is back and he votes against 99% of everything I write or contribute to, so might not get featured. We shall see. ShabiDOO 02:22, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Public school

Score: -1
Nomination: Greenpickles987 (he/they/xe/it) 13:41, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Greenpickles987

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 01:53, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. This article has the most outdated and predictable humor i've ever seen. By which i mean it's not anywhere near good enough for me to vote for it. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:49, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Burj Khalifa

Score: 6
Nomination:  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 18:40, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 18:40, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 19:02, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Fucking total geniusness work by SockPuppetofaRegisteredUser. A truly fabulous writer who should have never left us. ShabiDOO 16:09, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Gammakid999 talk to me here (or come get a free sample of meth) 18:59, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:22, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:46, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Find the Remote Control

Score: -4
Nomination: OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 21:06, 30 November 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

I don’t really know how signing stuff works so sorry if I do something wrong JOwOl (talk • contribs)

Against Votes: 5
  1. No. Should not be featured until it can get some images. Otherwise good. Buv (talk) 15:08, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Orange.gif Norange. Yeah I agree with Buv --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:08, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 17:59, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. No. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:36, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Aganist. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:45, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

You signed correctly JOwOl. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:12, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

Google

Score: 3 Googols
Nomination: Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 23:10, 28 November 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. It's a fun one. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 23:10, 28 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like gimmick articles, I guess. Gammakid999 talk to me here (or come get a free sample of meth) 00:49, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. yeah. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:52, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I also like gimmick articles.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 18:36, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 18:14, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Oö OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 15:21, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Look, it's a well made replica of google search, but the AI image really bugs me and there is basically nothing to see past the first page and the two links below the search bar. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:21, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
    1. Also something i'd like to note since i didn't notice earlier: this article looks atrocious on mobile. Like, it's really bad. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:36, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against per Alula Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 13:24, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. the article isn't bad, but to be featurable it needs something more than just a parody of the Google front page. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:48, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Yeah I see the points. What if offset1 was rewritten to be an article about Google, and that was featured instead (if it gets nominated) somehow? Offset1 could use more content anyway Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 17:10, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:No it doesn't. That's just your opinion, which is perfectly fine to have, but that's still just an opinion, not a rule.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 01:22, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
@Fenris2010: It's true that it's not a rule, but I do see their point - there's not much actual text to be featured... There's a bunch of ways to feature it though. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 01:27, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

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