User:Happymonkey39/Worst 100 Things to do Without Hands

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We all have tried it. To ride your bicycle past that girl you were trying to impress without using your hands. Then, you fail epically, and crash into a dumpster. It's OK, she didn't like you anyways. But that's something everyone tries, of course unlike you, most people get it right. Now, there are things much dumber to try without hands. Here are 100 perfectly good examples.

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100. Put on nail polish.
Well fingers come hand in hand with...hands, so this may be a problem.
99. Play the piano.
Well, you could use your toes...
98. Work as a waiter.
Exactly how are you supposed to write down their order? Using your mouth? Ummmm...OK...
97. Play Jungle Speed.
Playing a video game without hands is not an easy thing to do, unless you want to get your ass kicked.
96. Give a high five
...If you need an explanation for this one you need help.
95. Receive a high five
94. While trying to feel a girl up.
Can't squeeze without something to squeeze with.
93. Masturbate.
This may be a bit hard (no pun intended), since if you try to get someone to help you, it's not really masturbating. And no, you cant reach your head down that far, you dick is just too small.
92. Do a pull-up
Not the smartest idea.
91. Get in a fight
What the hell are you gonna punch them with? Your arm? Are you kidding me?
90. Drive
If you cause a ten car pile-up on the interstate after driving with no hands, don't come crying to us.

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89. Solve a Rubik's cube

This could take a while.

88. Clicking the mouse and typing in keyboard

This would make your life least productive.

87. Write a book

Have fun writing let alone using a pen