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Welcome to Gergpedia,
the dump of garbage that anyone can edit.[1]
0 articles in English • -1 articles in Fr*nch

Create an article today! 

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So far, we've written 0 articles in Gergpedia. 0's a small number though! That's why we need you. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you.

I want you, yes, you, to write an article for Gergpedia. It's entirely free!

If you ever do write an article, you will get some benefits, including:

  • Being cool
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  • Being cool
  • Receiving cool rewards
  • Being fed a cookie
  • (But only momentarily)
  • Being cool

So c'mon, get your typewriter (or computer (or laptop)) out, and start writin'!


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Did you know... 

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  • ... that Malcom X absolutely loved Kentucky Fried Chicken? (Pictured)
  • ... that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales lost his virginity at age 34, but he found it again at age 35?
  • ... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?
  • ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
  • ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?
  • ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
  • ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
  • ... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?

In the news 

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Those poor bastards.

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 volume 2 and Spaceballs 2 • The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince • Rich New Yorkers fleeing Mamdanistan • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • The New England Patriots barely beating crappy opponents • Mike Tomlin screwing the Pittsburgh Steelers • Giants fans hiding in a corner • Bears invading Tennessee

Recent deaths: YouTube player's old design • Nick Mangold • Jamaica • Donna Godchaux • Diane Ladd • Dick Cheney • U.S. Government shutdown (finally!) • Tatsuya Nakadai • Sally Kirkland • The penny • Udo Kier • Jimmy Cliff • Warner Bros.

Upcoming deaths: Eurovision Song Contest • DEI • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBC • Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Chiefs Kingdom's livers and kidneys after realizing they will probably miss the playoffs • Weed • 67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7" • The MetroCard

On this day 

"No, seriously. Who is he?"

December 7: Official Who The Hell Is Spartacus Day

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St. Stephen the Martyr
 St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred.

According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday.

St. Stephen is depicted here in a 12th century Orthodox icon. The grenade in his hand is probably anachronistic.

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