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... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)

... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
... that I am Batman?
... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
... that this is why we can't have nice things?
... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?

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Bill passed in Pennsylvania to legalise flying cars because why the fuck not?
Trump kills the penny after realizing spending four cents on a one cent coin isn't the best idea
Russian AI powered humanoid robot faceplants on stage in front of crowd
Syrian National Museum gets robbed of six to seven Roman statues
Cloudy windy Hurricane Melissa hits da Jamaica, mon! BOMBOCLAAT!
United Kingdom sends Royal Airforce “specialists” to Belgium to fight Russian drones “invading” airports
A new candidate enters the upcoming 2028 presidential race
US government shitdown ends after over 1000 flights inundated with shit
New York City goes full Commie, elects Zohran Mamdani as mayor
Los Angeles Dodgers win World Series with lucky bullshit, become the Kansas City Chiefs of baseball
Dingo eats a woman's baby
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Trump receives COVID vaccine despite supporters making their entire personalities being against it for years
The US government shits itself

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia-Ukraine "peace talks" • ICE/Antifa clashes • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince • Rich New Yorkers fleeing "Mamdani the Commie"

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November 16: Feast of Saint Bukkake (Japan)

1776 - American Revolutionary War: Hessian mercenaries capture Fort Washington from the Patriots. Startled revolutionaries say, "what the fuck is a Hessian"?
1960 - Clark Gable passes away. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
2001 - Elmo (pictured) goes on a killing spree, attacking and consuming 23 children attending a Sesame Street convention.
2005 - The annual banquet the Feast of Saint Bukkake was cut short after the star of the feast declared "I'm full"!

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