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In Soviet Russia, picture adds you.

December 29: National Russian Reversal Day

  • 1348 - In Soviet Russia, anti-Semitic mob kills JEW!!
  • 1926 - In Soviet Russia, television watches YOU!!
  • 1945 - In Soviet Russia, World War II wins YOU!!
  • 1955 - In Soviet Russia, married can get YOU!!
  • 1956 - In Soviet Russia, the law has equal rights under YOU!!
  • 1969 - In Soviet Russia, moon lands on YOU!!
  • 1982 - In Soviet Russia, the last recorded bowel movement has YOU!!
  • 2000 - In Soviet Russia, Y2K bugs YOU!!
  • 2004 - In Soviet Russia, idiot reelects YOU!!
  • 2112 - In Soviet Russia, control assumes YOU!!