Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 29

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In Russia, picture adds you.

December 29: National "In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia talks like YOU!!" Day

  • 1348 - In Soviet Russia, anti-Semitic mob kills JEW!!
  • 1809 - In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
  • 1918 - In Soviet Russia, state revolutionalizes YOU!!
  • 1926 - In Soviet Russia, television watches YOU!!
  • 1945 - In Soviet Russia, World War II wins YOU!!
  • 1952 - In Soviet Russia, freedom has YOU!!
  • 1953 - In Soviet Russia, nothing has YOU!!
  • 1954 - In Soviet Russia, subversive literature is not allowed to write YOU!!
  • 1955 - In Soviet Russia, married can get YOU!!
  • 1956 - In Soviet Russia, the law has equal rights under YOU!!
  • 1957 - In Soviet Russia, onlookers are looked upon as strange and possibly insane if they wear no clothes and start barking like dogs in public places to YOU!!
  • 1958 - In Soviet Russia, peace can die in YOU!!
  • 1959 - In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
  • 1969 - In Soviet Russia, moon lands on YOU!!
  • 1982 - In Soviet Russia, the last recorded bowel movement has YOU!!
  • 2000 - In Soviet Russia, Y2K bugs YOU!!
  • 2001 - In Soviet Russia, iPod listens to YOU!!
  • 2004 - In Soviet Russia, idiot reelects YOU!!
  • 2112 - In Soviet Russia, control assumes YOU!!
  • The End - silence