Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 27
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December 27: Anniversary Day, Invention of the Artificial Vagina (USSR)
- 42 - 9th anniversary of the first anniversary.
- 1831 - Charles Darwin boards the HMS Beagle, and begins his lifelong mission to undermine God and all that is decent.
- 1939 - Adolf Hitler becomes frustrated when Germany's top scientists fail to invent the artificial vagina.
- 1944 - Winston Churchill invents precursor of the artificial vagina, the fake anus, and is hailed a hero.
- 1945 - Josef Stalin invents artificial vagina, workers can now wank with greater realism than the downtrodden hand-dependents of the Capitalist world.
- 1954 - Nikita Khrushchev condemns Stalin's Soviet artificial vagina as a symptom of bourgeois excess, calls for return to real pussies.
- 2008 - King Kong pounds Eeyore in the honey tree, Donkey Kong is born!
- 2009 - Boxing Day is canceled after reports of severe CTE following holiday festivities.