Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 18

December 18: Suicidal Ideation Day

• 1271 - Genghis Khan renames local Chinese dish to Mongolian beef to secure his civilization's cultural legacy.
• 1892 - Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker premieres to a disappointed audience of dominatrices.
• 2005 - Civil War breaks out in Chad after a chronic whey powder shortage.
• 2005 - John Spencer, actor from The West Wing, smirks his last smirk after suffering a massive heart failure.
• 2006 - Saudi Arabia holds its first election to decide best system of governance: repressive Islamist theocratic monarchy wins by landslide!
• 2015 - The last coal mine in Great Britain closes, unemployed coal miners find jobs in broadcasting with their communication degrees.
• 2025 - Honestly, why do you even bother doing this? (Pictured)

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