Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 22
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December 22: Dead Meme Appreciation Day
- 5000 BC - God plans to make perfect woman from an arm and a leg, Adam says "What can ya do with a rib?"
- 1666 - Manhattan is sold to the Knicks for 24 virgins; they immediately re-sell it to Donald Trump.
- 1933 - William Butler Yeats is found dead in a bear cage at the local zoo.
- 1974 - Gay men blame women for AIDS.
- 1989 - The end of the world as we know it. Surprisingly, most people are either indifferent or quite fine about the whole thing.
- 1991 - Man loses his religion, but later finds he left it in the corner, silly man.
- 3434 - Vin Diesel is cloned from one of his last remaining pubic hairs.