UnNews:Pennsylvania legalises flying cars
Sunday, November 16, 2025
Pennsylvania has just passed a law legalising flying cars. The move was prompted by increasingly congested roads, though critics argue the skies will soon be just as congested.
The law passed with a crazy 67–2 vote. When questioned, representatives explained that the Senate was eager to give citizens “a new way to die—flying 200 KPH into a building after forgetting your lefts and rights.”
“It’s about time we started keeping up with the times,” an official said at a press conference. “Why not let people operate jet-powered aircraft when they can barely drive straight?”
When asked to clarify, officials added:
“Look, our roads are destroyed. We’ve got potholes the size of craters, gridlocks every 6–7 minutes, and bridges held together with hope. Flying cars are the answer, and they definitely won’t create any new problems in the foreseeable future.”
Under the new law, citizens will be able to purchase flying cars equipped with cutting-edge technology, including:
- Advanced GPS systems (because no one reads maps anymore).
- Enhanced autopilot features (perfect for a nap—until your subscription expires).
- A parachute, for when things go wrong and you can’t be bothered to fix them.
- A backup parachute, for when the first one has a hole.
- Listening devices, to ensure you don’t accidentally recreate 9/11.
As for potential risks, officials dismissed all concerns:
“What’s a couple of 9/11 recreations and a few cars flying into people really going to do? After all, we’re fixing traffic.”
The Pennsylvania DMV has also announced plans to begin issuing flying car driver’s licenses—just to make sure you suffer properly with your new flying car.
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- Kurt Knutsson "Pennsylvania bill seeks to legalize flying cars" FOX News, November 15, 2025