User:Aleister/archive17

No Room For Discussion?

I am just going to move all those boxes you have here and say Hi. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:15, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

I'm going to move the boxes back, because they were in my way. Whats even in those boxes??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:19, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

Just wanna say... I hid my latest UnNews in the Wadlow article. See if you can find it. (Then again, you may have already read it and I didn't know about it...either way, enjoy!) -- the dorky contralto 20:40, August 14, 2012 (UTC)

iBauer

Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people. It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated, mate! Cheers!--Funnybony    11:08, Aug 15

I mean

You can go about your business without having to mention some variation of "TKF sucks but..." in every post. Especially the ones where it's completely irrelevant. So yeah, don't do that. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:02, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

TFK sucks? A compliment in some circles. On your destruction of the awards, the vote was written and being voted upon in such a way as to vacate the Foolitzer and the yearly awards, so of course I strongly objected. I'm surprised others hadn't already pointed those things out. Using writer of the month as a catch-all kind of defeats its unstated purpose as a "Hall of Fame" selection. So I'm glad the Foolitzer was saved, that's a good and honored award by those who've won it (hasn't Funnybony won all of them?). I haven't had time or the large interest in trying to do something about the horrendous screen we have to now bypass as we long on, I missed that discussion. But we could do it better, no? Yes! Alright, I'll sadly stop pointing out that you suck on every occasion, and will unsuck myself. That's the way of the world. Aleister 16:12 82012

The peacock thing

I read this article and laughed the whole way through. There is a real solid maturity in your extravagant and wordy prose in this article...where you walk the line between cheesy and flat, boring and stupid, meaningless and esoteric...and you did it really well and made me laugh hard. Thanks for the laughs...and I hope you keep up the same standards and style in your next articles. --ShabiDOO 00:57, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

Hey Al

Well, I remember you wanted me to add myself to the Hall of Shame but I wasn't eligible. Ńow, I'd like to report that I've finally done it after this was featured ;). Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:17, September 30, 2012 (UTC)

I Spy Some Editing

I heard a rattle...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:37, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

You spy with your little eye. Hello! I was going to check in on your page but the edit button on the individual sections wasn't there, so I went to inspect some of the Mars Curiosity Rover stuff instead. There is nothing like a good ride on a mars rover to wake you up in the afternoon. I wish I was on here more to talk to you and several other people, good guys and gals all. I've got about five minutes left to edit, so Stanley Kramer, watch out! See you soon, I hope. Al minutes later

Al

Indeed young man. I agree. We really have to reunite the super awsome four and write that SPAM article. I've also been swamped and felt less than motivated for the last while. Lets regroup in January? --ShabiDOO 15:01, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

Hello, dear friend

Just finished a new (but slightly late) UnNews! Although, frankly, I may need some help with it, because although all the facts are there, there's not a lot of laughs. Can you help?

Love & hugs, the dorky contralto 20:37, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

What's up bro!!! I just saw the edits you did, and I was laughing so hard that I had to stifle it to avoid waking up my brother!!! Don't worry, I will not "curse your name" as you suggested in your last message to me. In fact, I actually do care that you haven't been "on" lately.

"mua" -- the dorky contralto 22:47, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

Angry Birds

I recently made a new article about Angry Birds, and I figured I may as well show it to someone in case it may need some fixing.--Platypush (talk) 18:07, November 13, 2012 (UTC)

Oh my god!

I can't believe you still have that drawing I made for you! :') --Mimo&maxus 11:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Ha.

That'll be the third joke I've had fly right over my head in two days. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 14 '12 15:47 (UTC)

Nice pair!

...of UnNews of course! Nothing like a good killing spree to jack up the ratings. Mattsnow 00:57, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

What killing spree? Aleister 1:02 ides of december

I didn't write anything for 6 months except the Lance Unnews. I didn't know the admins wanted to change anything. I guess they kept m out of the loop lol. Mattsnow 06:30, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

Six months! I'm glad we came back at the same time. Nah, it sounds like a few people have organized a new server, but I have no idea if it will tear the site apart. Some of those people have advocated destroying the site, and talk it down, so just picking it up and moving it (where will google and bing point to?) is iffy. Much discussion, and discussees, will roam the halls in the next couple of weeks. I liked the Lance unnews, that pic is a classic. Al seven hours later

Do you get the feeling that it is a not so funny elaborate joke or do you think they are serious? --ShabiDOO 15:39, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

Didn't think it may be a joke. That would be nice. Because if people like Matt, you, and others were kept in the dark, it sounds like the people working on this may or may not have more plans nobody else knows about. I would say we make this site as good as possible - with some WIKIA negotiation - and if the new site is competent, fun, and interesting, we can transfer our articles there as well. I would just hope everyone transfers all their new articles to both sites, at least if we can get WIKIA to give a little. For me lots of my problem with them is in the new "warning" template to get into the site. Rewording and redesign at a minimum. But WIKIA has been good so far in not trying to lay yellow-page type ads on us. I miss the boobs (sigh) that's so 1950s to censor us like that. So, more communication all around seems like the thing to do. Unless it's a joke. But WIKIA is a joke too. Time to edit! Aleister 17:49 151212

It's not a joke, guys, but nor is it anything against you lot. We have kept the matter under wraps not as some sort of conspiracy, but out of concern for both Wikia's reaction and for the impact it would have on the community as a whole. In the past, Wikia has given other projects that have left or tried to leave, such as Illogicopedia and the russian Uncyclopedia, considerable trouble, even going so far as to block all the admins involved and censor messaged in some cases, and this was something we hoped to avoid. The impact the knowledge has on a community, too, can be damaging, as if we know we are going to leave, what is the point contributing to this one? Now that wouldn't necessarily be an issue for a few weeks during transition, but this project has been in the works for months and thus getting folks' hopes up or what have you would not have helped matters any had we announced it in May, as in May we were nowhere near ready from a technical standpoint to actually move. Now that we are, hopefully the collateral damage can be mitigated and we can continue to write largely uninterrupted.

And yes, we do need to move. Not for any one thing - the censorship is silly, the content warning is annoying, the broken skins are troublesome, the lack of general support... well, who can really blame them, considering we don't pay them anything, etc - but as a whole, it just adds up to Wikia not being a good fit for Uncyclopedia. And when things aren't a good fit, it falls to us to find a good fit - or in this case, to make it. And we can do that, but we also do need your input and support or we will just have a repeat of Wikia all over again. -— Lyrithya ༆ 18:51, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

Hi. I really have to sign off, so could you please copy your nice comment here to the forum page (I think starting a new forum page with this exact comment might be a good idea}. Thanks. Aleister 18:58 15Decemb12

Wow...thanks Lyrithya...for the really concise and detailed message. It's pretty logical in that sense (no sarcasm here). --ShabiDOO 14:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

Gay

I thought the first edit of TheSaiyanKirby was presumptuous, but used competent English and had a legitimate humor angle. I wrote him a welcome message; you might follow and explain your revert to him. Spıke ¬ 01:19 17-Dec-12

Alright, I'll just revert my revert. Have to encourage the larve I guess. Thanks. Al seconds later

Re your talk on my talk page

First, I was delighted to vote for beating off. I wouldn't recommend you beat off in public, unless you like people to point at you horrified and spend a couple days in a dirty jail cell where guys jack off every 10 minutes.

Second, yes, it is way too soon to make fun of the massachre and I really hope no one does it on uncyclopedia, for, at least a month if not a year. Im not a fan of laughing at/about children dying...until its been at least a few months afterwards or a year, in which case, when written well, children dying is helarious.

I googled kangaroo hopscotch. Its, infact, a popular meme. There is my results included a costume for children, which has a thumbnail image of a child wearing one, who seems to have a furry weiner sticking out from the crotch. Then there is an essay on how awful hopscotch is with suggestions on how to improve it: "Jump in the mucus filled pouch of a kangaroo and guide her towards the goal." That would obviously be awsome if you could catch or buy a kangaroo. There is a kangaroo toy with the name hotscotch, which is not funny at all. Then there was the video...which makes me wonder if all those movies of cool university students having killer parties, is really true or maybe this is what kids at your religious evangelical universities do for fun on Saturday. And here is a short movie that I know you won't enjoy...but probably the majority of uncyclopedias will love or secretely love.

Fourth...have a nice evening.

--ShabiDOO 04:02, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you for your research into Kangaroo hopskotch, I knew nothing about this widespread phenomena, the two words just fit together. Your gay movie was gay. And if anyone starts mocking the children being killed they have to answer to everyone at Wikia, who will censor them immediately and explore their holes with lit firecrackers. I mean being killed by a single shooter, not the liberating drone strikes ordered by the United States government which kills children like they're bowling pins on the receiving end of a perfect game. You can still make fun of them, and if you don't the terrorists win. hahahahahahahahaha, drone strikes, hahahahaheeheeheeheehee. Aleister 11:30 19decemb12

Making fun of children dying… I think I have an idea for a new article. Nominally Humane! 01:46 25 Dec

User:Kamek98/Month Calender

Wanna join in? It is kinda like Inbox and how it was made.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 18:28, December 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yikes, I don't know, but I can give it a once or twice over and add or delete some stuff. It's actually a good idea, and could be expanded to other months (or the same month if you have a page for Lisa's calendar, from her point of view). Thanks for the invite. Not now though, the Christmas Eve events will soon intrude. Aleister minutes later, but isn't it always minutes later.

I just stuck a rather lame penis into your thing. Nominally Humane! 03:50 26 Dec

My thing never felt it. Oh, you mean Kamek's page. I don't know if I'll help him much on it, it's kind of scary (especially to women, who liked being stalked about as much as geese like walking their chicks across a highway). Enlighten me, are you perma-banned here or is that just a joke on your user page? Either way, are you editing at will again? In my long absence I've forgotten who you were, but the name does ring a bell. If you have minutes of your life to waste, can you do me a favor and look at this turned over soil. It's a long way from ready but I've chipped away at it from time to time and want to make it at least very good, and rub that one editor at wikipedia's face in it. Turning more serious by the second, I have missed you and your doings here, and am still shocked that people let you live. Happy all the holidays. Aleister 4:24 BoxingDay'12

Nah - not banned. Just not hanging around much any more as I got annoyed at the direction this place was going. I'm just here at the moment as I have a couple of days off and I wandered past on my way to the local pub. I probably won't ever be back in full force now - way too much happening IRL. Nominally Humane! 05:14 26 Dec

See, that's what happens when people ban a very good and regular user, they find a real life and actually try to live in it. Puppy, I hope you change your mind at some point and come back more. Last I read you were working on the site off a phone, which is not the way to go, it's much too hard and your thumbs get sore. Better on a full keyboard and screen. Anyway, sadness at your post, as the site is much more fun with you here. The terrorists have won, at least in your case. Al time is nonexistent, it just feels so good sometimes

THANKS FOR THE NOM

Haven't said that since early 2011.--Sog1970 (talk) 23:59, December 24, 2012 (UTC)

You're drunk. Aleister seconds later, but wait, it's Christmas!!!

Happy Hannukah/Beltain/Kwanza--Sog1970 (talk) 00:17, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

Treat

Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane! We'll be rocking 2013!

Ummmn Aleister

There's a woman here who claims she has had your baby...and that you are completely denying it...and she is now demanding half of the revenue generated from your articles here on uncyclopedia. Why she came to me...I don't know. I honestly have no idea what do say or do. Any ideas? --ShabiDOO 17:00, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

Give her your baby too! Do I have to do all the thinking about unwed mothers wanting more babies from users. Go for it. Al two hours or so later

Simone the Cicada

I have edited it a little. The edits might not be ridiculously funny...but I'd like to know how you feel about it. Say hi to Shabidoo for me! -- the dorky contralto 18:32, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

I told you, I laughed and laughed at the first two paragraphs, wrote you, and then got energized to edit the page I linked. I'll be glad to look at your page later, and predict laughter and laughter, but I don't want to expend that experience now that you inspired me to write! Thanks! Al 18:37 same day, same hour actually

Zzzombieee!

Hello Sire Aleister, do you still remember me? I've been gone for a while to defend the world from murderous zombies so that people wouldn't know that doomsday was real. But now I'm back! I don't have a clue to what's happening here. What happened to Black Flamingo anyway? He was gone even before I could fight some of them zombies. Do you know what happened to him?

Sincerely, Mr. Rj2399 15:26, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

Stepped out of the tent...and didn't return. Someone had his Oates. Happens all the time here. BTW, RJ, can you make sure your sig follows your comment instead of starting a new paragraph? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:44, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

Hello, I remember you and Romartus. I was gone for most of seven months myself and got back not long ago, and I also miss Black Flamingo and no nothing of his molting. Crying myself to sleep over it. Al the next day

Thank you Aleister

Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors! Now go run around with them.

Thanks for voting for Jim Morrison and helping to get it featured. Hope you like the cutting tools! Use them well. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 01:35, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

You are the "cutting" edge of uncyclopedia. Congratulations! Morrison was a God, outside of the bathtub that is. Aleister few minutes later

Grand Rapids, Michigan on VFH

Thanks for your praise on the nomination page. Now, please: Douglas Adams? The initial quote has been in the article for six years, and this month I changed the ending to be a little snobbier, but do you have any idea how Douglas Adams would relate to Grand Rapids? I found out who he is, and that there is an undercurrent of atheism that's a cute counterpoint to this religious city, but otherwise I see no connection. Is there a better example? an artist who is as snobby as I've made Mr. Adams, or who would be truly appalled to be arriving in Grand Rapids? Spıke ¬ 17:51 30-Dec-12

No idea. I added to the quote. I don't use top quotes on pages I work on, except in the case of a feature collab with the 92 vandal. Maybe he spoke there once, or was visiting a friend. He may have driven through town on his way to someplace else. There is no ryme or reason, you know that. Al here and now

Well, it would be better with rhyme or reason. Or both. I do recall reading that he was dead. But the gag, "Oh, wait--I'm dead!" is a digression; the point of the quote is being mortified to find one's self in G.R.--not mortification of the literal kind. Spıke ¬ 18:09 30-Dec-12

PS--And one doesn't drive through Grand Rapids on one's way to anywhere else, the ferry across Lake Michigan not being what it once was. Spıke ¬ 18:14 30-Dec-12

PPS--I do know one artist associated with the city--he even attended the unveiling of his sculpture: Alexander Calder; and the article only gets cuter when it suggests that the quote is from him on that day in 1969. (He too went beyond "feeling like death.") Spıke ¬ 22:55 30-Dec-12

Really like the change to Calder, at least it's relevant. I thought Calder was a frenchman, shows you the undepth of my knowledge. Since you're on this talk page, have you read my vfh nom on Claudette Colvin? If you have and didn't like it, never mind. I'm watching Adrian Peterson going for the single season yardage record in American football. He already owned the single game recrod. Al maybe seconds later, maybe hours.

I do remember reading this. The Intro pulled me in even to read an Aleister paean to an American Civil Rights hero, but when I jumped in, it was hyperventilation, it was performance art, and I moved on to do something else, shovel snow, probably. Right now, I am of course listening to the New England Patriots PWN Miami on the radio. Spıke ¬ 23:58 30-Dec-12

Ah, but Colvin's sit-in was performance art. That's something I have to add in right now, thanks!!!!! Al seconds later

You're cracking me up

Stop it! STOP IT NOW! It hurtss--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 20:47, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

No pain, no gain. Al in the goal, blocks the shot!!! Blocks the shot!!!

Bro, you're awesome!!!

Ok if I call you 10am - 11am your time? Cheers--Funnybony    13:38, Jan 1

Sure, but who are you again? Al

Dude, can you send me an email now with the number again. I'm ready.--Funnybony    16:32, Jan 1

I just got back online, and no, you're awesome. You deserve the nom, and I was proud to vote for you. The last couple of years it came down to a tie and one year made it. It's too late today, so I'll send you an ease mail later. Al 18:19

New name?

• I remember you wanted your account name changed to Aleister, is that still the case? -- The Zombiebaron 16:47, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

New site, still masturbating

I know you like beeting off, so I hope you like my three-hander joke here: UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time Leverage (talk) 20:25, 5 January 2013 (UTC)