User talk:Platypush

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Thank you so much for the Help!

I really needed that spice-up. Thanks! （・∀・） - LOL vandalz 20:58, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Tail, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Saw: The Animated Series, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Happy Tree Friends

Hi Platypush, I just had a quick read of your article on Happy Tree Friends and you've made a good start on it. I'd really like to see you finish the article up as it still feels a bit unfinished, may I suggest a couple of images and perhaps requesting a pee review? If you are struggling or want a more in-depth opinion a bit quicker then feel free to let me know on my talk page. --ChiefjusticeXBox 15:02, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Poop throwing monkeys

Hi, and good to meet you if I haven't already. An interesting story about the categories on Poop throwing monkeys. There was a user who shall remain nameless, the bastardeo (naw, he's a great guy) who raised the question of too many categories on the page. We came to an informal agreement, with an admin advised, that only categories which actually fit the page would stay. So I reverted yours, a wish for the extinction of chipanzees (you are a cold cold man Platypush), per that agreement. And nice work so far, hopefully you are enjoying the wiki and playing on many pages (do you surf recent changes, a good way to see what's going on). Again, nice to meet ya. Aleister 22:57 26-5-'11

Does not say much this user? I like the edits though! MrN 16:18, Jun 7

UGGGHHH

MAKE A USERPAGE THE REDLINKS ARE ANNOYING ME!!!! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:23, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now, now... you really should say please. 1234 ~ 02:51, 11 September 2011

User:Platypush/The Penguins of Madagascar‎

The ICU expired so I put it there. You're welcome to continue working on it there, perhaps get a review, and when improved I suppose you'd probably want to put it back at that point. 1234 ~ 21:38, 28 September 2011

Removing ICUs

Please stop removing ICUs from articles that you wrote. The next time you do, I will report you to Ban Patrol. Thank you. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:19, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

You should find out where Xamralco lives and kick his sister's ass. That's what I did. Hi. When I purged "Moon" of everything but the pics and bones it was because these people here at uncy have some kind of new policy that they made up out of thin air--to put ICU and Fix tags and "No pics" tags or whatever kind of tags they have laying around in order to wait 30 days and then kill the article. It's too weird for me. So when I saw the tag on Moon it was like, "Oh no, why would they want to huff the moon!!!!", so I took out all the parts I thought weren't moon-worthy and took the tag off. I saw a few minutes ago that you were working on it, which I didn't know, and from the edits I surmise that what you were doing was trying to work within the existing article and tweak it enough to save it. That doesn't work with these huffing-mentality people, they just deem that nothing and then huff the page. We have to fight them like you're on a South Pacific atoll and the Japs are storming the beach to huff the atoll. Only way to stop them is to kick their sister's ass! Aleister 9:21 29-1-'12

Chainsaw toothed tiger

Seems to be becoming a very interesting and good page. Yikes. Aleister 11:28 4-5-'12

Animal Rights Activist

I saw your redirect, and changed it to Chicken. Would that one be okay? I don't want to step on your webbed feet, so just wanted to mention that. Chainsaw Toothed tiger likely needs to be featured, to share it with the world. Aleister 12:08 8-5-'12

Angry birds

You are still, in my opinion, a genius. I'll do a good look at Angry Birds one day soon, but today am limited in time and space. And directional antenna, be it said. More later (days or weeks later, when I'm on longer). Please keep writing these great pages. Aleister 18:13 11-19-'12

My dearest Platypush

I saw your angry birds a few days ago and I've taken great pleasure in suggestion some slight changes and a tightening of the narrative. I'd suggest you undo my edit and then incorporate any of the changes you like (that is...if you like any of the changes at all). You have a very good foundation of an article. One thing I would definately suggest is to avoid sentences like "I didnt make the game...or "for some reason". It might be better to write as though the game was perfectly designed, even though you are pointing out all of its flaws (irony). In any case, good luck with the article...it's pretty good! --ShabiDOO 04:22, November 23, 2012 (UTC)