User talk:Rj2399

Look! I made a little choo-choo train to ruin your life!

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Adoption

I replied on my talk page to your request. Quick! Go and see if it's good news or bad! --Black Flamingo 19:59, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Just write and have fun

And the awards are gonna come! I'm not sure if getting awards is the right motivation to have though. You may feel it's an awful lot of time and efforts for a damn {{}} badge! The reward on this site is the laughs you get while writing and reading. Mattsnow 09:36, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Spoon

I think it is very good bro! The jokes are clever, nice imagination! I don't know about the quotes and the use of "you" instead of "someone" in the intro though. Also, the prose is an issue, consider this sentence: "Spoons were now only sold by re-sellers on e-Bay who bought excess spoons during World War I, and purchasers are often conflicted i,m beginning to think you're a sockpuppetwith problems because of the reason that spoons were sold for the demanding prices of about $50 for a pair, and were not sold for the demanding prices of about $25 as a single purchase." I'm sure there's a good joke in there, but the sentence is so confusing that it is ruined. With some work on the prose, I think you'll have a very good one! Drop me a message if you need help! Mattsnow 19:35, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

What I meant is you are starting the article like it is an encyclopedic article, and then all of a sudden, you tell the reader "you" in this sentence:"Spoons are commonly used to teleport matter to a different location often done by scooping them up using the bowl, doing process known as lifting, and finally teleport the matter wherever you want, but its distance is limited in an area depending on the length of your arm. " I think it'd be better like this:"Spoons are commonly used to teleport matter to a different location often done by scooping them up using the bowl, doing process known as lifting, and finally teleport the matter wherever the spoon user wants, but its transportation distance is limited in an area depending on the length of his arm." Know what I mean? To get somebody else to read it, you should put it on Pee Review. Another great test is VFH, but I think it's not ready for that, yet. Mattsnow 16:49, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

I really think you should try putting it on Pee Review first to have a second opinion, even though it is not a requirement, it certainly will be helpful! :) Mattsnow 01:52, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Here is the red links thingie: Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. I also put spoon on Pee Review for you here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Spoon. All you have to do for the Pee Review thing is enter the name of the article in the box, add a little text before the ~~~~ and bingo, it's done! Check back on Pee review from time to time to see if somebody reviewed it. Mattsnow 08:19, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Was that a joke question or a serious one lol. Errr... they're not the same thing? Bot= robot. User= you and me. Sockpuppet=people with time to lose. Mattsnow 04:48, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Just answered on my talkpage from now on I'll do that, it's less confusing :) Mattsnow 05:41, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

The inevitable return of the great black flamingo

Hey, sorry I haven't been replying to your messages, I have done so now and hopefully I'll be around all this week if you need any more help, or simply some good company. --Black Flamingo 14:40, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Very late reply lol

His sockpuppet was User:C₂H₆O. Mattsnow 06:11, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Spoon

I reviewed your article. I hope it's okay, I'm a bit out of practice. --Black Flamingo 21:29, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

Rammstein

That sounds good! Feel free to add as much as you want, I think I won't be on too much for a little while bro. Mattsnow 16:00, August 19, 2012 (UTC)