Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive190

Template:Tesco

Keep
Delete	EXTERMINATE! Unused, unlinked and utterly useless template. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 27 September 2009 Delete. if its unused, you can take it to QVFD. --Mn-z 01:33, September 27, 2009 (UTC) Delete. No employee of Tesco is proud. For most basic human dignity is a fuzzy memory.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:30, September 27, 2009 (UTC) So can I just delete it? -- Roman Dog Bird 17:48, September 27, 2009 (UTC) Oh. Yeah, I guess so. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 27 September 2009
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Weebie

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Delete	Delete random and the flow is horrible. --Mn-z 05:00, September 26, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:10, 26 Sep Something something something --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:49, September 26, 2009 (UTC) Delete. A pathetic attempt to ride to coattails of the mighty Grue.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:50, September 27, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 18:23, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Sugababes

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! So I stumbled upon this, and I thought, wow, what a long article. Then I noticed its blatant lack of images. Then I noticed all the red links. Then I noticed it was just a Wikipedia rip-off with some added lame jokes. Then I decided it was so blatantly unfunny it deserved a VFD nom. Somehow, this all spanned over more than a day. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:50, 25 September 2009 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:25, September 26, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:36, September 26, 2009 (UTC) Erase. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:08, 26 Sep Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 18:17, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Dicky the Gnome

Keep	weak keep I laughed while reading it. Its one of those epic failures that's so horrible its funny. --Mn-z 04:44, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Here is a list of fun stuff Dicky the Gnome does today. And that's how it ends. No list or anything (unless somebody removed it). Fucking beautiful. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:42, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Keep I'm going with the stupid people on this one. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:06, September 22, 2009 (UTC) *Keep. I enjoyed the fact that it featured Sam saying POTATOES for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Yes, let's keep this around so we can make fun of it. pillow talk 18:57, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Keep "exact scientific name is proliferous chubbimus gluetious maximus flatulatum. In english, that means 'One who reproduces rapidly, has ungainly overmuch flesh, a large posterior area, and is prone to loud flatulatory attacks.'" mAttlobster. (hello) 11:29, September 24, 2009 (UTC) For --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:49, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I'm on a rampage! --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:36, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. An ugly mess...someone get the bucket and mop. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:22, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:31, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I don't think so. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:13, September 22, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:03, September 24, 2009 (UTC) You know, honestly? This article is just shitty. My keep vote was misplaced. Sorry, guys. pillow talk 06:58, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nothing more than fail here. --UU - natter 15:40, Sep 24 Delete. because I voted to keep the greater epic failure Miranda Cosgrove, and we don't need too many epic failures. --Mn-z 05:06, September 26, 2009 (UTC) fail --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:54, September 27, 2009 (UTC) Delete--It's an article about how clever the author is, although in a couple places it is actually clever. --SpikeFromNH 11:08, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Xanga

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Largely unfunny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:57, 27 September 2009 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:13, September 27, 2009 (UTC) Delete. A snore. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:37, September 27, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny crap. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:08, September 27, 2009 (UTC) poooooooooooooooooooooop --Roman Dog Bird 17:50, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Meepers

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Delete	Kerkill Lulwat? Something about Asian lady hair. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:39, September 26, 2009 (UTC) delete maybe cyberbulling, and not the coherent kind. --Mn-z 18:06, September 26, 2009 (UTC) Derete. No pics of Asian lady-hair (if that does indeed mean what I think it means). -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:09, 26 Sep Huff --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:50, September 26, 2009 (UTC) Delete.Meepers is (and always shall be) the name for newborn ferrets.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:05, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Whatshisname

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Delete	Delete more This Guy related clutter. --Mn-z 06:03, September 25, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:05, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:07, 25 Sep Delete. Nothing to do with the Faraway Tree. --UU - natter 20:14, Sep 25 HATE! HAET! HAT! I never liked this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:54, 25 September 2009 Not worth keeping. pillow talk 21:58, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Whatwashisname..and we don't care....--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:05, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
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Extreme Sarcasm

Keep	Dude This is history. Grues eat people and the only semi-reliable defense is to use extreme sarcasm. I can't say that that's funny, but that's how it's always been. You might as well delete the article on grues. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:59, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Keep. This is way more huff worthy than Dicky the Gnome. As if... --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:12, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Yo I rewrote it, so check it out. I dare say it's 2006 feature quality now. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:36, September 24, 2009 (UTC) While I'm not sure this is exactly 2006 feature quality, I think Syndrome's rewrite bears keeping. pillow talk 04:46, September 24, 2009 (UTC) 2005, then? 2004? Illogicopedia? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:56, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Hey, Lynott HAHAHAHAH DID YOU SEE THAT AWESOME THIN LIZZY REFERENCE I JUST MA-wait, does Lynott rhyme with "why not"? -- Roman Dog Bird 04:54, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Keep'. As long as it doesn't frighten the children.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:21, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Keep. per rewriting. --Mn-z 05:37, September 25, 2009 (UTC)  Feature! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:16, 25 September 2009
Delete	Oh yeah, we should totally keep this. Totally. I mean, it's soooooo good. It's suuuuuuuch a great article. Yeah. Yeah, this definitely has a place on the wiki. pillow talk 23:37, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Grues out of context are hilarious. As are two header templates. --Mn-z 04:43, September 23, 2009 (UTC) delete and give to syndrome. because it's awesome! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:14, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:24, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	You're just jealous because it says it's more deadly than hyperbole. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:59, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Not only is this less deadly than Hyperbole, it's probably less deadly than the bottom row of a keyboard in reverse. --Mn-z 04:43, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Rewrite. All things considered, this does kind of suck. Move it to my userspace and I'll rewrite it. It might be kind of short when I'm done, but I want to keep it around for the sake of consistency with the grue articles. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:27, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Seems pretty comprehensive - keeperised. --UU - natter 08:52, Sep 26

Magaga

Keep
Delete	Delete there has been significant ip editing of this. However, it hasn't made it any worse. --Mn-z 05:53, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Limp and lifeless.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:57, September 25, 2009 (UTC) topless lesbian virgin mermaid. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:05, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Now that's an article I'd like to read. Also, Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:06, 25 Sep EXTERMINATE! It completely fails to live up to my "topless lesbian virgin mermaid" expectations. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 25 September 2009
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God Luigi

Keep
Delete	Delete. Some unfunny dicksplat story about wizards. No point whatsoever. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:52, September 25, 2009 (UTC) jesus h christ where are you finding this shit --Roman Dog Bird 01:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:42, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Deserves the shredder. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:24, September 25, 2009 (UTC) delete. no. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:02, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment.Well, RBD, when I'm in a huffing mood I search (not "go") a word that idiot writers are likely to use. Today's was "Crack". I figured a lot of crappy writers would make the lame and predictable joke that (insert fictional character) has sex for crack. I read the short exerpts and look for the ones with the most horrible, then I find who wrote these awful articles and try to hit the low points of that writer's body of work. Even randomcruft and shit comedy falls into predictable patterns, you just have to learn to spot them. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:06, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

The "No BENSON Allowed"'s of Giratinaton

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Delete	Delete. Indescribably bad seizure writing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:44, September 25, 2009 (UTC) no really where did this shit come from --Roman Dog Bird 01:51, September 25, 2009 (UTC) ( Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:44, September 25, 2009 (UTC) speedy delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:01, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:09, 25 Sep Delete. Joe again. And really bad again. Hmm. --UU - natter 20:10, Sep 25
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Giratinaton

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Delete	Delete. Lists, pokemon and banality. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:36, September 25, 2009 (UTC) what --Roman Dog Bird 01:38, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:49, September 25, 2009 (UTC) delete. sure enough, 20 words in...pokemon sex. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:00, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. You know how sometimes you just know who wrote something? Joe9320 - didn't even need the history. As good as his image requests were friendly. --UU - natter 20:07, Sep 25 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:08, 25 Sep
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Black Cat Twins

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Delete	Delete. Found this linked from Dr. Frogg. It's like going after a cartel whose only product is smuggling bad articles. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:15, September 25, 2009 (UTC) huh --Roman Dog Bird 01:41, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:49, September 25, 2009 (UTC) delete. these all reek of really bad vanity. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:59, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crappy crap. --UU - natter 20:03, Sep 25
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Dr. Frogg

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Delete	Delete. Going for the combo from "Black Gladiator" article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:09, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:12, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 05:47, September 25, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:58, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shyte. --UU - natter 20:02, Sep 25
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Black Gladiator

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Delete	' Delete. The story goes nowhere and contains no jokes. Let's give Black Gladiator an ancient Roman thumbs down and sic the lions on him.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:04, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:13, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:46, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 05:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC) thumbs down. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:58, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
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Leftover Crack

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Delete	Delete. Your average slop pile about a "hilarious" made up rock group. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:24, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Cool name. I bet tehy r hardcore. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:52, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:45, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 05:57, September 25, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:57, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Terrorist

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Delete	Delete Overly large random sectional template. It looks like half the bio articles are randomly thrown in this template. --Mn-z 15:56, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Annoying. -- Roman Dog Bird 19:51, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Christ, it's huge! -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:54, 24 Sep Delete Slowly This is a crummy template but it does serve as a valuable step off point to find many other articles that are just begging to be deleted.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:20, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 05:57, September 25, 2009 (UTC) delete. i love it when things i've always hated show up on VFD. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I think we need a terrorist template. Maybe a massive cleanup? ~ 07:08, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Category:TransVestites-restricted articles

Keep
Delete	Delete worthless category, sort of an arcane pseudo-NSFW category and a redundant version of category:Shemales. It should depopulate if and when Template:Mature Content is deleted. --Mn-z 15:22, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Yummy. -- Roman Dog Bird 19:52, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Get rid. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:53, 24 Sep Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:58, September 25, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:55, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:VFH/User:WikiFunny10000

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! I thought it'd be funny if I nommed this for VFD. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:39, 24 September 2009 David Hasslehuff --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:49, September 24, 2009 (UTC) QVFD? -- Roman Dog Bird 22:51, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I don't know what's going on. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:47, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Sure. I'm not clear on the history of this but it looks like garbage, and I always say, if it looks like garbage, delete it. This has not proven to be a good policy with respect to my Windows registry, however. pillow talk 23:53, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
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UnNews:Glendale Secondary School

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Delete	Delete schoolcruft that is in the unnews namespace for no apparent reason. --Mn-z 18:05, September 24, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:06, 24 September 2009 Dude, that fucking thing is ridiculous. Like, WTF? pillow talk 18:26, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Great news. -- Roman Dog Bird 19:51, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Nah -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:52, 24 Sep
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Clubbing

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Delete	Delete This really sucks for a subject with so much potential. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:49, September 24, 2009 (UTC) blee-orgh --Roman Dog Bird 04:51, September 24, 2009 (UTC) bollocks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:25, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:30, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Redirect to Seal Clubbing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:43, 24 September 2009
Comments	Comment. It is delete worthy but it is a subject that needs an article here. Perhaps a writer who actually does go clubbing - not old crusties like me. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:24, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

That Gay

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Delete	Delete This Guy spin-off that consists of little more than quote spam and listcruft. The image is the only thing sorta worth saving. --Mn-z 05:16, September 23, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:15, September 24, 2009 (UTC) pooooooooooooop --Roman Dog Bird 04:21, September 24, 2009 (UTC) BUTT POOP!!!!! --Inebriated 04:52, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nothing to it. --UU - natter 15:50, Sep 24
Comments	Comment. "Guy" looks and sounds like "gay". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:05, September 24, 2009 (UTC) It doesn't sound anything like it, you fucking Brit. pillow talk 07:06, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Who's fucking Brits? --UU - natter 15:50, Sep 24

Saint Benedict Catholic School and Performing Arts College

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Delete	Delete unholy mess, and nobody cares about high schools. --Mn-z 18:11, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Bend it Like Beckham is a crap film. -- Roman Dog Bird 18:53, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:00, September 23, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:08, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Wow, that really is incoherent... --UU - natter 15:48, Sep 24
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Plum

Keep	Keep. Weak one but it isn't doing any harm as it is right now. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:06, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Has this been rewritten since it was listed here? Because it wasn't all that bad. A bit clichéd in places, maybe, but not utter bollocks. Fetch me some Sprite or something. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:13, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. More wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:04, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. would illogicopedia want that? --Mn-z 04:48, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:27, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:25, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Just a mess. --UU - natter 10:41, Sep 22 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:05, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:58, 24 Sep
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Boppaloppa

Keep	Keep. keep --Keep 18:58, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Keep x2 keep x2 --Keep x2 02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete.Boppaloppa is a small island in eastern Asia. It is populated by gnomes, Nazis, and clones of Obama.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:36, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:49, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:29, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. delete --Delete 02:37, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:10, September 22, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:04, September 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Hnng. --UU - natter 15:47, Sep 24 Delete per UU. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:57, 24 Sep
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Apartheid

Keep	Keep. mildly amusing, has enough internal consistency and coherence. --Mn-z 01:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Keep I think that there is enough here that is worth salvaging, that said, it isn't in a great state right now. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:50, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Keep, but move to it's own namespace. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:49, 15 Sep
Delete	Apartheid is a conspiracy perpetrated by the government. It never existed. Purge the lies from your mind! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:51, 11 September 2009 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:01, September 18, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:01, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	No consensus and little voting in nearly 2 weeks? keeptified. --UU - natter 15:38, Sep 24

Purposes unknown

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Delete	Delete. ICU escapee that was apparently being used as some kind of sandbox. Or litter box. pillow talk 23:51, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Delete or revert to an earlier version that has a clear direction. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:17, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 04:47, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:07, September 23, 2009 (UTC) For moving Uncyclopedia:Sandbox to UN:Litterbox. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:54, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
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Kinetic pedophiles

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Delete	Delete. So I was working on cleaning up the crime template, and... yeah. pillow talk 23:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete.TL:DR --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:26, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:38, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:02, September 23, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:09, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

Keep	Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:05, 20 September 2009 Batman (who is a fag). -- Roman Dog Bird 02:52, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Diseases with very long names are not funny, also a listy ass hell article.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:10, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:36, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Little more than a list. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:33, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Fucking stupid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:26, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I'm not seeing anything in this one. --UU - natter 10:31, Sep 22 Lose it. pillow talk 19:30, September 23, 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:02, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Anthrax

Keep	Abstain. This may be my new pet project. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:26, 12 Sep Bandwagon Keep The article has been pulled out of the delete void. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:20, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Seems redeemable now. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:09, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Keep. But Opty, you better make this good. /me wanders off to listen to Antisocial again. Loud, of course. --UU - natter 10:28, Sep 22 Keep. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:14, September 22, 2009 (UTC) OptyC seems to have improved it. pillow talk 19:32, September 23, 2009 (UTC) keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:00, September 24, 2009 (UTC) YA I MEAN DIS IS COOL AND STUFF, KIND OF SHORT (like my penis after a massive cocaine binge), BUT FLAVAAAAA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV *catches AIDS from one of those whores that I've fucked, dies* --The World's Worst Flavor Flav Impersonator 05:00, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Less notable than matter and less funny too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:24, 11 September 2009 Delete. --Mn-z 01:09, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Keep. per Opty putting his vote in the wrong place. --C:\syndrome\_ 19:11, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Did I? ;D -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:35, 15 Sep Delete, but Opty better re-write it. Anthrax are cool and stuff. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:25, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Keepers! -- Roman Dog Bird 05:00, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Template:USA

Keep
Delete	Delete rather random sectional template put together rather sloppily. I think the subject is just too broad to have a useful sectional template. Of course, if someone wants to fix it, I might be willing to change my vote. --Mn-z 20:50, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 00:16, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:28, 11 September 2009 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:00, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Is this any better? --C:\syndrome\_ 04:37, September 11, 2009 (UTC) A bit, but it still has too much randomness in its content. Not so much that it has random topics, but that what is and is not included is rather random arbitrary. I just think the topic is too broad to cover with one template. --Mn-z 16:44, September 11, 2009 (UTC) I agree. The topics need to be split up into seperate templates, then they need to be put under one collapsable "American" table on the America page. 15:39, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Warhammer 40k Minor Forces

Keep	Keep. Excessive in length but of passable quality. Could be just as funny at a svelte 2/3rds length. Remove some of the filler and EDness and it could come together. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:20, September 4, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Removing the cruft will probably render a decent enough stub. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:55, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Apparently 'Games Workshop' have pissed the author off. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:57, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Delete. This is a 'what's the point ?' articles by authors who want to drone on until you lose the will to live by the second mirthless paragraph.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:11, September 2, 2009 (UTC) LOLirony. Anyways, Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:22, 2 Sep Delete UN:N about warhammer 40k --Mn-z 04:46, September 3, 2009 (UTC) uugggghuhggggughfrbuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhwhocaresgruuuuuuuhhhhhhhbuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh -- Roman Dog Bird 04:42, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:38, Sep 10 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:59, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Droll Troll ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:45, September 3, 2009 (UTC) The internet was just some distant dream when I nominated this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:19, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

UberKilling

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Delete	Delete this PoS. pillow talk 23:43, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. PoS confirmed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:48, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Delete I can see there being a funny article about a martial art based on button mashing. This ain't it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:01, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:45, September 23, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:06, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
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Les Claypool

Keep
Delete	Great musician, shitty page. It's been here long enough. I can't do anything to make it better since I can't write for shit. Some faggot keeps blanking it, but since he doesn't like the whole site, his time would be better spent jerking off into a plate of shit. Either way, let's just get rid of this dump (but mr. claypool himself doesnt suck srry fer all da meen tings i sed avbout ya in da past ur new abvlum ROOLS!!!!!!! :-(). -- Roman Dog Bird 21:54, September 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 06:09, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Well, Winona had a big brown beaver and she talked to it every day... --UU - natter 10:45, Sep 22 Come on, just look at it. Not even Illogic would take it. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:06, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Weak Delete The attempted theme of adding Primus titles was promising but it could not stem the tide of bad writing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:46, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

↑N

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Delete	Delete. Unfunny stublist. ↑ yours. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. and that network no longer exists. --Mn-z 02:44, September 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:19, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. Nothing more to say. --UU - natter 10:43, Sep 22 I dunno, maybe it'd be funnier to someone who's actually heard of this up N thing, but I found it tolerable at the very least. I ain't gonna override the opinions of people who know about this stuff though - if they say it's bad, it must be. Also, it uses the word nigger too much for my liking. Actually, just blow it outta the water. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:10, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Tom Prentice Treatment

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Delete	Delete. Mad-libs style quasi-humor with 9 unrelated celebrities mentioned in 7 short paragraphs (11 if you count God and Satan as celebs.) --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:43, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above, red links, and possible cyber-bulling. --Mn-z 04:32, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Fiddle sticks. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:38, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh dear me, that's really bad. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:58, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I just got stupider. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:31, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Oh My God! There's a Meteor Heading Towards Us

Keep	Keep. Because. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:34, 17 September 2009 Keep. Got 4 "for" votes on VFH and a pee review of 35 - and that's before I rewrote the entire fucking thing so it'd be in coherent English. It's not good, but it's not awful. pillow talk 18:24, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Blind Keep per Hyperbole. --Mn-z 04:26, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Keep. It's passable. There are far, far worse things on Uncyclopedia than this and it doesn't blatantly violate HTBFANJS. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:01, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Keep. As above. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:04, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Keep. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:10, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Keppies not fabulous but not awful either.    Orian57    Talk   17:40 20 September 2009
Delete	Delete. Uh, so like, 1. This article sucks, and uh.......3. It was mostly written by that one guy that we're not supposed to talk about. Plus it's written in the first person and I can't fucking stand most articles written in that style. This is lame, and it sucks, and it's stupid, and I'm not laffin', so yeah. -- Roman Dog Bird 06:50, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill No lulz detected. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:28, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Keeptificated. -UU - natter 10:29, Sep 22

One Hundred and One Dalmatians

Keep	KEEP! sorry, folks. I need to keep it and I will fix it up to make it funny.TVB 12:56, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete typical Moviecruft. I.e. most of the article consists various listcruft and other unfunny filler. --Mn-z 18:10, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete This was just babbled out with out pause for thought or contemplation. This utter cock was a rolled red carpet from the very jaws of a dirty Hell. This article came into my flat and stole my cat. It put said cat in a microwave and baked it like a soft jacket potato. This article has let me down it's let you down - but most of all it's left it self down. I don't want to see or hear anything about this redundant Soda-Stream of a misguided side spunk of an article again. I want us all to join hands, surround this article and hoki-kokie this bad child of crass dogged menace into the darkest most unwelcome grave on an island infested with the congealed blood of misunderstood wasps. I don't like this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:20, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:33, 11 September 2009 Delete and userfy to give TVB a chance to repair. pillow talk 20:21, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Normally I'll vote keep if someone is working on it, but looking at the history, you haven't done much except break up some paragraphs and change some lists around. You do plan on rewriting the content right? --C:\syndrome\_ 19:03, September 15, 2009 (UTC) I'd suggest userspacing it. --Mn-z 19:06, September 15, 2009 (UTC) I agree. I trust TVB to make this the greatest piece of writing this damn ugly universe has ever had thrown at it. TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! mAttlobster. (hello) 21:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Userspaced. --UU - natter 10:21, Sep 22

Uncyclopedia:List of New Users

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Delete	Kerkill This has always been a pointless page. Now that we have a user log, what little use this had has now been completely phased out. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:38, September 21, 2009 (UTC) Seriously? Why did we ever have this page? Delete it, or at least archive it for historical purposes. --C:\syndrome\_ 21:17, September 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete What those guys said. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:22, September 21, 2009 (UTC) LOL! -- Roman Dog Bird 22:08, September 21, 2009 (UTC) Obsolete -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:16, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 06:11, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Hamlar the Barbarian

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Delete	Delete. Another nonsense story that's not really humor. Should find a rogue and form a party with Ami the Wizard so they can have adventures in the kingdom of Fuck Off and Don't Come Back.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:07, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:35, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Randumbo stupido. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:13, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:44, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Honestly. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:56, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Ewan

Keep
Delete	Delete is this vanity/cyberbulling, random, or some sort strange of British (or minor-nation-ish) humor? --Mn-z 17:18, September 10, 2009 (UTC) 'Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:36, 11 September 2009 Delete. Somebody took the Wikipedia "Cyberman" article and changed every couple of words.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:15, September 19, 2009 (UTC) WHO GIVES A SMEG????? -- Roman Dog Bird 03:04, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Kawaii Seizure

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Delete	Delete as nominator - Unfunny use of Japanese text; seems to duplicate subject material covered at Caramelldansen and Kawaii, but hard to merge into either; sparsely edited; original creator serving prolonged block. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 05:27, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:48, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 Delete. Baka! --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:59, September 18, 2009 (UTC) poop poop poop pooop -- Roman Dog Bird 03:11, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I should probably clarify that I am illiterate in Japanese. Then again, most readers probably are, too, and online translators don't usually do a good job with Japanese. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 04:39, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Evil Edna

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Delete	Delete. Mostly lists and wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:10, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Evil Ednas..I am glad the writer spent to much time explaining this idea before finishing the page with a dirty long list. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:32, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:32, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:41, September 20, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:05, 20 September 2009
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Henry Weinhard's Root Beer

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Delete	Delete. The design on this is very bad. On the other hand the content is very bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:24, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Crapstacular. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:08, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:31, September 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:43, September 20, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:06, 20 September 2009
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Paula Hitler

Keep	Keep. this article is so cool.Hilter had a sister.I didnt know that.awesome,awesoem --jupiterfox 16:59, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Hitler had a sister, then they formed a band. Good writing there, Mr. Most Predictable Person on Uncyclopedia. You forgot an Emo joke and a horrible Oscar Wilde quote, though. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:32, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:58, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. as per the comment under Keep, and because the article is crap. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:33, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. . There was perhaps a good idea here but why cover it in crap ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:17, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Ditto Romartus. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:52, September 20, 2009 (UTC) HALP I think I'm going to kill myself -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 23:21, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Svenstorp

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Delete	Delete. An article about a town with less than 300 people IRL. It's exactly as good of an idea as it sounds.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:05, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:33, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:37, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. A smorgasbord of shit. Lars one to delete it is a Benny ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:23, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:56, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Ars Hill

Keep	It was tolerable, and hey, it's called Ars Hill! :p -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:29, September 16, 2009 (UTC) Needs pics, but Hindleyite is right. It is call Ars Hill. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:59, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Keep I meant to vote keep earlier. Ars Hill! HAH! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:01, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Keep Per the "Undead Kingdom" category. --C:\syndrome\_ 16:51, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Short and unfunny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:01, 12 September 2009 Delete. per above and random. --Mn-z 01:21, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. and a lash of the cat for every red link. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:57, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Give it a broken suitcase and send it to c/o of ?pedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:41, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Sort of on the fence about this one, but I can't figure out what, if anything, it's satirizing. If it's completely made-up, it's just... dumb. pillow talk 19:52, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Not feelin' it. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:46, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Over a week. No clear winner. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:48, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Template:Reverse World

Keep	Not too bad, actually. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:08, 2 September 2009 (UTC) Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 20:57, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Keep I see no reason to delete any templates for the most part. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:46, September 5, 2009 (UTC) Keep The reason above. And because it has Giratina coming out of the Distortion world.--ArtemisFowlThe2nd 00:13, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. a template that basically says, "please excuse the fact that the following article makes no sense whatsoever." --Mn-z 05:22, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 00:17, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Mnbvcxz, I'm going to start taking all these templates you're nominating and subst them into the end of Avril's Butt (Template Family). --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:21, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Defeats the purpose, that is supposed to show templates that still exist. --Mn-z 04:40, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Consider userfying. If deleted, then subst where it is used on User:ArtemisFowlThe2nd/Chiyo Mihama. You might also want to check on ArtemisFowlThe2nd's other template creations. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 04:27, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Actually, we are now archiving most deleted templates. Well, actually, they are being deleted, then hacked up by MadMax if they are on old forum and userpages, and then slapped with an archived tag. --Mn-z 04:40, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Apathy. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:46, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Purple toon link

Keep
Delete	Delete. Unfunny waste of space. 01:36, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Delete . Purple pants. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:50, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Maroon! Maroon PANTS! Yeah, sucks. pillow talk 18:27, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's only good point is its brevity.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:56, September 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:30, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
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PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

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Delete	Delete. -.- 01:33, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Delete.Even though the sound of it / Is something quite atrocious. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:25, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:29, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Blorf. pillow talk 18:35, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Blorf 2 tha maxxx!!!!! -- Roman Dog Bird 04:42, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
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Apparatus N'a K.

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Delete	Unfunny. Random. Vanity. Crap. EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:57, 11 September 2009 Delete. not sure its vanity, but it is random crap. --Mn-z 01:14, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 07:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. A rambling Grandpa Simpson story of an article.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:32, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Muhammad Gabagi. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:47, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
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Aelphais Mangrae

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Delete	Delete since its main author was Aelphais, I'm assuming its vanity, and not the coherent kind. --Mn-z 17:06, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:28, 11 September 2009 Delete. Stupid, yet dull. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:44, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Aelphais "Pizza Platter" Mangrae is the the 1th President of the United States. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:27, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
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Ashley Cole

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Delete	Kerkill Vanity out the ass. Nothing funny. I was going to revert to Manti's version, but then I realized it didn't matter. It's still unfunny vanity/cyberbullying. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:01, September 16, 2009 (UTC) Whatever the fuck it's about, it sucks. pillow talk 20:59, September 16, 2009 (UTC) kill me --Roman Dog Bird 06:51, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:28, September 17, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:36, 17 September 2009
Comments	For our non-British voters, [1]. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:27, September 16, 2009 (UTC) This article is hardly about that lady man. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:31, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Gorta

Keep
Delete	Delete typical (or a bit worse than average) random fictional nation article. --Mn-z 02:47, September 12, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! And it seems the ICU was wrongly removed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:34, 12 September 2009 Wipe it off the map. So boring it can be bottled and sold to insomniacs.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:12, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dumb drivel. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:30, September 17, 2009 (UTC) Delete this crap. pillow talk 19:49, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
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A super special visit from your coked up brother

Keep	Proofread it, add some pictures, and you've got the best article ever. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:26, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Keep Are you kidding me? I've always loved this. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:37, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Starts better than it ends, but keep anyway. If people gave up everything that ended poorly, I'd never get laid. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Has the potential to be quite humourous, and it's far from the worst I've seen............--Grue Hunter 23:08, September 14, 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mn-z 04:30, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Um... WHAT? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:19, 11 September 2009 Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11
Comments	I am so fucking keeping this. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:35, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Um... OKAY. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:27, 11 September 2009 Kept. ~ 08:38, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Massia

Keep
Delete	Delete random, has about 3 red links for every blue one. --Mn-z 16:30, September 9, 2009 (UTC) garbage -- Roman Dog Bird 19:54, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete--ChiefjusticeDS 21:05, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:37, Sep 10 Delete. I'm with captain oblivious on this one. I read it twice and I had no idea what it was about. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:40, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
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Uncle Sam

Keep
Delete	Ahhhhhwaaaaaaahuhhhhhhhh --Roman Dog Bird 20:20, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 20:42, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 I'd say "Replace with <insertimagehere>", but I Don't Care. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:32, 11 September 2009 Delete. What, no mention of Chuck Norris or Oscar Wilde? --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:29, September 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Patently unfunny. pillow talk 20:22, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Surely there's some humor in a bunch of posters where Uncle Sam points at you and tells you to do something not particularly funny? --C:\syndrome\_ 04:32, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Arni the Wizard

Keep
Delete	A wizard didn't do this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 11 September 2009 Delete. per above. Looks like the work on imps, or maybe gnomes of some sort. --Mn-z 01:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Brings shame to wizards. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dear third grade teachers, please stop assigning your students to transcribe their creative writing homework to Uncyclopedia. Your truly, --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:37, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Vanity? I don't know. But let's lose it. pillow talk 20:23, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
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Steve Ditko

Keep
Delete	Not funny in the least. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:12, 13 September 2009 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA -- Roman Dog Bird 18:28, September 13, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Wow. That really sucked. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:49, September 13, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 18:36, September 14, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Steve Ditko made a comic book, then he made another unrelated comic book, the end. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:54, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Canterbury College

Keep
Delete	Unfunny Schoolcruft. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:31, 12 September 2009 Delete. I personally think all nonnotable school articles should be deleted on grounds of vanity and UN:N. --Mn-z 20:01, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. This article should be deleted because it is offensive.McLerristarr 07:33, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. As per Mnbvcxz and Socky. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:45, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Yes, lets. -- Roman Dog Bird 07:48, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Minnie Mouse

Keep
Delete	Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:42, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 20:43, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 11 September 2009 Delete. Dear god this is horrendous. 15:41, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. There's a funny idea there, the story of a lowly vermin rising to the level of second tier Disney celebrity, but this is not how to do it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:08, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Looks the writer doesn't know the difference between a mouse or a rat..but perhaps all would have been explained one day...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:50, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:C2

Keep
Delete	Delete as nominator. This has been made redundant by the removal of Category:Censored from {{C}}. I already removed one transclusion from my userspace, but there are others which need to be dealt with. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 05:39, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete although I would suggest a redirect, as its used in old forum posts, which can't be edited. (Well, they can' but then an admin would need to protect it, and it would be out of historical order in the archives.) --Mn-z 13:45, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Is it okay for me to perform the redirect myself? Also, shouldn't the page be fully protected once redirected (to match the full protection on {{C}})? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 19:02, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Oh, and upon actually checking the current transclusions, none of them seem to be from the Forum namespace. Does Special:Whatlinkshere handle the forums correctly? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 19:15, September 10, 2009 (UTC) It appears that I was looking at all links, not just transclusions. However, certain admins don't like red links in forums, so I'd suggest a redirect. As for doing the redirect, I'd suggest waiting and let an admin do it since its already on VFD. --Mn-z 20:17, September 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 00:16, September 11, 2009 (UTC) YesTimeToRedirect. I agree with Mnb'z: It wouldn't have been a big deal to redirect it to begin with, but since it's already here on VFD, might as well follow through. --C:\syndrome\_ 04:41, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 Redirect. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:38, 11 September 2009
Comments	Deleted, sort of. I'd delete it, but my interweb connection here (not at work!) sucks, making it migraine inducing to load up each page it's on to clean it out of the bowels of Uncyclopedia. If someone does that, I'll delete the template. Alternately, I won't do that bit, either. I'm insufferable, like the flakey broad that Sandra Bullock always plays in movies. But I digress... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:14, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Well, I went through all of the non-forum/talkpage/userpage and changed it. I'm not going to mess with those pages because I feel naughty doing so. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:23, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Redirected to {{c}}. That wasn't so hard now, was it? --C:\syndrome\_ 19:08, September 15, 2009 (UTC) Shut up. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:43, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Template:Chuck Norris

Keep
Delete	Delete This "approves" template borders on being a perverse instruction template, and too much Chuck Norris. --Mn-z 16:23, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Delete The whole Chuck Norris thing...it aint funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:35, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Big fat homo.............phobe...........piece of shit..............and overall un-cool guy...........who isn't a god. -- Roman Dog Bird 18:52, September 11, 2009 (UTC) .................--C:\syndrome\_ 21:51, September 11, 2009 (UTC).......... Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:28, 11 September 2009
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Template:YKWTree

Keep
Delete	Delete a typical fugly random genealogy tree. --Mn-z 16:27, September 9, 2009 (UTC) LOL LOL OMG -- Roman Dog Bird 19:55, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete Nothing worth saving here. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:08, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:37, Sep 10 Delete What in the name of scone-based-pizza is this thing ? ? ? mAttlobster. (hello) 17:46, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Churkey

Keep	Keep. A nice little stub. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 6 September 2009 (UTC) Keep This article is in line with the mission statement of Uncyclopedia. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:04, September 8, 2009 (UTC) Keep Beautiful --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 01:42, September 9, 2009 (UTC) funnier than today's featured article. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:35, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Seems OK to me. --UU - natter 08:45, Sep 9 I agree with RDB. Today's featured article sucks. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:03, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Keep What everyone else said. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:06, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Stub that has potential. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:40, Sep 10
Delete	Delete short, random, random subject, poorly formatted, and little improved in years. --Mn-z 19:59, September 6, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Lacking in overall humor and substance. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:19, September 7, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Pluck it and stuff it where the sun doesn't shine. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:17, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Churkeep. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:02, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Retroactive

Keep
Delete	Delete article looks like it almost makes sense. The key word is almost. The article is about how much an unnotable existent series of textbooks sucks, plus some random. --Mn-z 15:30, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I would like to retroactively remove it so that this vote would have never been necessary. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:51, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. What the crap is this crap? --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:25, September 8, 2009 (UTC) ha ha -- Roman Dog Bird 04:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Worthless. --UU - natter 08:44, Sep 9 Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:37, Sep 10
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Pegasus

Keep	Replace the page with File:Warrior Jesus.jpg and the text "THAT IS NOT A PEGASUS, STUPID!" in A wizard did it style. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:06, 6 September 2009 (UTC) Hell, fucking, no. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 01:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I was going to do a crap pruning, but then I realized there would be nothing left. --Mn-z 16:45, September 6, 2009 (UTC) If I should die - think only this of me. There is some corner of a foreign field that voted Delete to Pegasus. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:11, September 6, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Load this one into Big Bertha and blow it in the direction of the Tommies. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:40, September 6, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill And possibly do what Socky said. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:21, September 7, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Randumb. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:35, September 8, 2009 (UTC) Meh It might be worth keeping, but it's too incoherent to tell. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:02, September 8, 2009 (UTC) Yeah it's crap. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 01:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Limey

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Delete	Delete We already have that template that says an article is overly British. Why do we need two? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:45, September 5, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above, and poorly formatted. --Mn-z 04:06, September 6, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:06, 6 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. Utterly pointless and teh ugherlee. --UU - natter 08:44, Sep 7 Delete It's not for this world. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:11, September 7, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Doesn't make me laugh. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:22, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Filipino Empire

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Delete	Delete I went ahead a merged the content into {{Philippines}} as this template was largely redundant. Its only used on 4 page. I was tempted to remove it and replace it with {{Philippines}} and then qvfd it, but I thought I should bring it to VFD first. --Mn-z 15:52, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill or whatever MadMax said to do. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:22, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Technically, if content has been merged, it should be redirected to the template in order to preserve the merge history. MadMax 06:52, September 5, 2009 (UTC) That would work too. Although I'd want to get consensus or admin approval before I do that. --Mn-z 06:56, September 5, 2009 (UTC) ok -- Roman Dog Bird 04:39, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Anna Vissi

Keep	Keep. I see this is a translated article. Suggest it hangs around a bit more. It is also fine for what it is.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:55, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:01, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Keep The English sounds awkward, like you'd expect from an early translation. Let's give it time. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:27, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - some unfunny balls about some Greek bint (Bonner) (Talk) Sep 1, 13:48 Delete. - per above. MrN 15:19, Sep 1 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:00, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete Per this very line mAttlobster. (hello) 16:13, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I don't know. This might actually contain some seeds of good humour. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:45, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Even if it was it good English, it would still a be a "this musician no one in the Anglosphere has ever heard is teh suxxors" type article. --Mn-z 07:06, September 3, 2009 (UTC) So it would be better if you had heard of her? I'd say she's notable enough, having participated several times in the Eurovision contest. She's kinda like a Greek Madonna. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:43, 3 September 2009 (UTC) So is she well known in Britain? The article sounds like typical Greek-basing by the Turks. --Mn-z 16:39, September 4, 2009 (UTC) kept, yo. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:49, Sep 8

Yeppoon

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Random towncruft. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. towncruft. --Mn-z 04:42, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. Junk..King Margaret Thatcher...hahah..about 25 years out of date on that one !--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:29, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. Lame towncruft. --UU - natter 21:19, Sep 2 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:33, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I saw a couple wildflowers growing in this pile of crap. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:32, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Indiana University

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Delete	Kerkill Old piece of shit that's only gotten worst since 05. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:46, September 5, 2009 (UTC) homoerotic activities -- Roman Dog Bird 06:45, September 5, 2009 (UTC) Indiana University is contains no windswept steppes. Any University that is contains no windswept steppes is clearly not notable enough for this wiki. --Mn-z 07:00, September 5, 2009 (UTC) kill I haven't even read it but I think we should delete. ok i did read it...-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 03:58, September 6, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:40, 6 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. An Ancient pile of nothing..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:41, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
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Matter

Keep	Keep. Simplistic, just the way it ought to be. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:31, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:56, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A very bad starting point for an article we should probably have. Delete and put on Requested Articles? Redirect somewhere? pillow talk 19:03, 28 August 2009 (UTC) do smoething --Roman Dog Bird 19:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC) doesntmatter. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:16, 28 Aug Conditional Delete if we have something better to redirect this to. --Mn-z 04:40, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. A yawnfest..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:19, September 1, 2009 (UTC) B=============D~~~ i literally yawned while attempting to read this -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:30, September 4, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nothing worth bothering with. --UU - natter 08:42, Sep 7
Comments	Comment. Love Oscar Wilde quote, other one's great but not funny. Article doesn't matter. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 08:31, 29 August 2009 (UTC) I do believe that is a fake Wilde quote. We have quite a few of them around here. --Mn-z 05:35, 30 August 2009 (UTC) I thought it probably was, but I really like it. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:10, 1 September 2009 (UTC) I reversed the quote and added it to the Mind. There's too many Oscar Wilde quotes on this site, but not enough good ones. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:24, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Matt Bellamy

Keep	Keep. I find some parts funny, and even if you don't it's better than nothing. I'll probably restore it if it's deleted anyway, so there. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:52, 29 Aug 2009 Keep. {{rewrite}} - per Spang. --UU - natter 10:22, Sep 1
Delete	Delete. Vandalized into oblivion; however, the unvandalized version contains nothing funny. pillow talk 18:49, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Born June 91th, 1920. -- Roman Dog Bird 18:55, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 18:58, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. and redirect to Rusty Trombone. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:12, 29 Aug Delete This is awfully rubbish. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:14, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	No strong consensus after more than 10 days - keeptificated. --UU - natter 08:39, Sep 7

The reference to Category:Censored in [[:Template:C

Keep	Too much like work why don't we create another category for articles that rely on censoring for humor? --Mn-z 07:03, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Okay, this is kind of a strange nomination. I don't actually want to delete Category:Censored. What I want to see deleted is the entry Category:Censored in Template:C. Because it's absolutely fucking stupid that any page with a single censored word goes into the category. It renders the category absolutely pointless. Might I suggest, instead, that we remove that line from that (protected) template, and then manually add Category:Censored to any pages that rely heavily on censorship to get their joke across? pillow talk 21:47, September 4, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! The thing Hyperbole was talking about. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:53, 4 September 2009 (UTC) "Delete" I've noticed before that this template makes that category useless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:36, September 5, 2009 (UTC) I like the idea, but agree with mnbvcxz (somewhat) and Dexter (a lot). -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 03:20, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Um... This really isn't the place for this... It'd be better if you just asked an admin to remove it... Or bring it up on the talkpage... Not here, though... Just saying... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:05, September 5, 2009 (UTC) Hyperboled MrN 16:50, Sep 5 That means it was removed per request. I removed the VFDc template cause that broke something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:39, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Battle of Google

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Delete	Delete sagacruft. --Mn-z 05:14, 30 August 2009 (UTC) :p Hahahaha. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:32, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Has 'Work in Progress' sign on it after three years. I guess everyone has gone home to tea and forgotten about this pile of rubble. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:04, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Although consider a move to the userspace of the person who put the WiP tag on if they want to work on it. --UU - natter 11:55, Sep 2 Delete Computers and technology are not the funniest of subjects. They are difficult to make funny. This article needs to be put-down before the pain gets too much. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:54, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	The wip tag was just added. It looks like somebody wants to try to fix it. Unfortunately, if I may be so blunt, it appears that he probably isn't quite up to the task. --Mn-z 05:15, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Can we please just check and delete after the wip tag expires? or just have someone move it to that user's userspace and delete from mainspace? I don't like the idea of killing something that someone hopes to fix. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:28, September 4, 2009 (UTC) Since the construction tag was added after the page came to VFD, and it's got enough votes to fail, I've moved it under the tag-adder's userpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:02, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

The Fad War

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Delete	Delete sagacruft --Mn-z 05:14, 30 August 2009 (UTC) ChuckNorrisKilledAGuHisPenis. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:31, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's worse than acne but at least here there is a cure..DELETE...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:59, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Seriously, what was the point of this? This whole series looks like it took some serious effort, but for the life of me I can't see why anyone would want to put that effort in. --UU - natter 21:09, Sep 2 Delete Trivialises a horrific event. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:50, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Meany!

Keep	Keep I'm pretty sure it's a joke, and deleting it would mean digging into some talk page articles to subst it. Besides, this is historical. It was made by Flammable. I don't remember Flammable, he's that old. Modusoperandi probably doesn't even remember Flammable. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:25, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Move your remarks to the comments bit. ~ 14:13, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Well, I guess it's harmless as long as it isn't used in any articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:38, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Pants It is a userspace template. But, my theory is, if you need a template to express your dislike of someone, you probably need to trim back on said expressions of dislike. --Mn-z 06:18, September 2, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:06, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Flammable actually banned me once. I was categorizing images at the time, and he confused the "m" for minor edit for the "N" for new page. I was pardoned in IRC about 4 minutes later. --Mn-z 04:38, September 3, 2009 (UTC) I don't really think who made the page is a valid point in VFD votes, but still, I don't see any reason to take this template out of circulation any more than it already is. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:30, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Abstain MrN 14:21, Sep 4 Kept MrN 14:21, Sep 4

Eminem

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Delete	Delete Kill. This needs to die. And stay dead. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 01:58, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Delete. and please remember the VFD tag next time. --Mn-z 04:34, September 2, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:09, 2 September 2009 (UTC) Delete Lose yourself. mAttlobster. (hello) 07:00, September 3, 2009 (UTC) OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:22, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Is Uncyclopedia contractually obliged to carry an Eminem article ? What happens to this subject if this one is deleted ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:13, September 2, 2009 (UTC) It is below the radar of minor-occurances - it is overwhelmed by the hurricane caused by the flutterings of butterfly wings.

HowTo:Field Strip an M16

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Delete	Delete. - A list centred around shooting yourself in the face. (Bonner) (Talk) Sep 1, 18:19 Factual inaccuracy. My Pakistani neighbor has an AK-47, not an M-16, you twat. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:29, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. idea may be savable, execution, not so much. --Mn-z 18:42, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:23, September 1, 2009 (UTC) KILL I can't believe I wasted my time reading this. Thankfully it was a short article -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 14:06, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:11, 2 September 2009 (UTC)

Paraguay

Keep	haw haw i laughed my balls off but now i have a headache —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 17:58, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Not all bad. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 2 September 2009 (UTC) Keep. {{rewrite}} - as the Count says, the intro paragraph is good - I'm sure the rest could be brought up to speed. --UU - natter 21:13, Sep 2 Keep it and love it. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:34, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Keep not the best article, but a little of TLC and it could be a nice little article. Plus I love the map/picture of paraguay -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:26, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A good first paragraph, then degenerates into random celebs and gay jokes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:17, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. contra Oscar Wilde, Paraguay is in fact a lot worse the Argentina. --Mn-z 17:27, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I feel guilty about deleting an entire country..smacks of cartographic Stalinism. Perhaps there is an article that can replace it via the uncyclopedian Foreign Office ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:40, 1 September 2009 (UTC) I checked the Spanish uncyclopedia via babelfish. Theirs looks like a ramblefest. Its probably better than ours, but probably not worth translating. --Mn-z 06:51, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Kept MrN 19:54, Sep 4