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Article: UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat!

Score: 6.5 cat lovers

Nominated by: Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:09, 27 April, 2011 (UTC) 16:09, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
For: 16
  1. The best Poem I have ever read... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:09, 27 April, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. And I'm not even voting for this just to be difficult like usual. I laughed.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 16:18 Apr 27, 2011
  3. That's actually pretty normal. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:23, 27 April 2011
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:27, 27 April 2011
  5. For. Can't vote against cat neutering. Jackofspades.png (talk) 17:05, 27 April 2011 17:05, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For In honor of the cat I wrote this about long ago. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:11, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For -- The Zombiebaron 17:55, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. T.S. Elliot. And people that have hung out around cats would get it, and they'd laugh at the feature. Maybe fix the caption link, though, unless it's part of the yoke.Aleister 1:38 28-4-'11
  9. For. Georgeous --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:09, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
  10. I had a laugh. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:15, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Red check mark.svg Strong For Per Aleister. I've always had cats, and I totally get this. Also, little Mikey (a one-year-old tabby) votes "For" as well--he can't stand seeing poor little kitties get neutered. See? he agrees; he's eating my shoelaces. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:02 April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  12. For~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:02, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg Weak for. After thinking about this long and hard, I've decided I sort of like this. --Wanna see a magic trick? 05:41, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  14. For. Beats a mile-long article with zero laughs any day. Ed Refugee 14:44, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  15. Symbol for vote.svg My cat approves So do I, for that matter. --Username18 KUN FP 02:40, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  16. My attention span approves. --Black Flamingo 16:09, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 9.5
  1. Against. It's, like, thirty words long, and good for exactly one laugh. Sorry. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:42, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against. Are you kidding me? It doesn't even make a rhyme and it's sooo small. ~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 18:18, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Against. Not exactly T.S.Eliot... Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:50, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against. However how beautifully written and funny the poem is, I believe this is far too short to be featured. Talk Mattsnow 01:57, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Against. No. 137.159.94.172 00:12, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. What the hell is this --Is it getting chilly in here? Frosty dah snowguy 22:20, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against. per above. Mn-z 05:46, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Against It's not as good as something that's better. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:05, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Against. WTF?  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 21:48 8 May 2011 21:48, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Against. It reminds me a lot of the song "Kitty" by The Presidents of the United States of America. And I hated that song. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:17, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
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