Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive136

Smell the Glove

Keep
Delete	Delete - I liked the album better. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 08:54, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete really random title coupled with a pretty boring article--Sgt. Fluffy 09:17, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. The title's not random, but the article's crap. On what day did the lord create this, and couldn't he have rested on that day too? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:08, Jun 16 Delete Lick my love pump. MrN 13:49, Jun 16 Kerkill Um.... (Come on Carl! Think of something funny to say!) Um... Um... That's my cow! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:17, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:04, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Only thing good about it was the link to Michael Clarke Duncan. Much funnier article. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 17:40, Jun. 16, 2008 Shit Sandwich--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:12, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
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Call of Duty 4

Keep
Delete	Delete - Mostly unoriginal, unfunny and uninspired. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 08:36, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. unfunny gamecruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 14:33, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:06, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:54, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - I wanted to move it to the author's userspace, but the author had way too many IP accounts. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 17:38, Jun. 16, 2008 Delete - I'm was going to try to rewrite the whole thing, but it's just too damn stupid.--Nightmare975 19:47, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
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UnBooks:The Beetlewick Chronicles:The fantasy book

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Delete	Delete utter crap--Sgt. Fluffy 04:44, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Really crappy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:27, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap among crap. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 11:55, Jun. 16, 2008 Delete. It would appear the consensus is that this is crap. I concur. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:13, Jun 16 Delete. Rather crap actually. MrN 13:46, Jun 16 HAW! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:08, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
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RSI

Keep	Keep Personally, I thought there was a concept there which could be built on. It is rather childish in it current poopy dooopy doo! HeHe... MrN 10:33, Jun 15
Delete	Delete Stupid stupid stupid.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:11, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. Uninspired stub of banal adolescent humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:22, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:31, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Delete as per the Count of Monkey Crisco.--Sgt. Fluffy 08:20, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:09, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Too dumb to be, um, not dumb. Interesting, if obvious, idea saddled by poor execution. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 16 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and uninspired. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:12, Jun 16
Comments	The Count said "anal". *giggle*' Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Gameshows

Keep	Keep Well, I just got out of bed, apparently on the good side, so I'm voting keep on this one. I needs more work, but I think it's a start worth saving. MrN 06:33, Jun 14
Delete	Delete another ICU escapee. The only contributer took the ICU tag off after the page was older then one week and has only made small edits to it. this suggests to me that this page will not improve. There is not enough actual content for expansion to be an option for other users.--Sgt. Fluffy 08:36, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Move to userspace --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:14, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crappy. I guess move it to the author's userspace. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:37, 15 June 2008 (UTC) ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 15/06/2008 @ 20:39 Move to userspace. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:09, Jun 16
Comments	The author has edited this today. I will give them a bit more time to improve this before I vote. MrN 16:55, Jun 13 If I knew he was still working on it, I wouldn't have put it here. As I said he removed the ICU tag (which we aren't allowed to add after a week) and then left it for three days so I thought it was abandon. His improvement have been minimal so a stick by my vote although perhaps less strongly than before.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:16, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Yea, sorry Sgt. Fluffy... I should have said "The author has edited this after the VFD tag was added". Like you said it may not improve any more, and if it does not real soon, it will get my delete vote also. :-) MrN 19:28, Jun 13

Worst 100 New Ways to Clean the Toilet of All Time

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Delete	Delete. - Holy shit, this is awful (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 15, 14:06 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:08, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Flush The kitten one was good the rest sucked.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:34, 15 June 2008 (UTC) ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 15/06/2008 @ 20:37 Kerkill Horrible list. Whoever created it didn't even do so in the proper format for crying out loud. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:45, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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Category:Things that might be out to get you

Keep
Delete	Delete Seems to be a duplicate (with less content) of Category:Things that may be out to get you.--Sgt. Fluffy 06:40, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Delete But only so long as you move all the stuff from the deleted category to the non-deleted one.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   06:57, Sunday 15 June 2008   Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:18, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 10:28, Jun 15 Yup. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:10, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Also, I did that for ya. So now, this is a completely unused category. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:25, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Mike Cho

Keep
Delete	Delete stub about a nonexistent person. --Sgt. Fluffy 05:09, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crap stub with a bit of possible vanity. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:17, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Stab What they said.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   /me poses in front of mirror Oh sorry I didn't see you over my brilliance... oh yeah vanity is bad... bad bad bad /me goes back to staring at that massive hunk in the mirror --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:40, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 10:29, Jun 15 Yepper. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:11, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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NASA discovers gas on Venus

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Delete	Delete short and boring--Sgt. Fluffy 04:53, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Seems more like a piss poor UnNews article than anything that should be in the mainspace. Crappy either way. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:05, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Kill *yawn*     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:11, 15 June 2008 (UTC) ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 15/06/2008 @ 20:37
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Zzyzx Peace Theory‎

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Delete	delete. i really see no point to this article. over 2 years since last edit.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:56, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:44, 15 June 2008 (UTC) To the Grues! Going nowhere fast     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. It can go. MrN 10:36, Jun 15 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:29, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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Glanmire

Keep
Delete	Delete posable vanity and no real content.--Sgt. Fluffy 03:27, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crappy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:02, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Kill What the shit?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:15, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. MrN 10:37, Jun 15 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:31, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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The Bread Cartel

Keep
Delete	Delete Poor old stub. MrN 11:20, Jun 14 Delete and listy to boot.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:44, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:19, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Faillist     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:34, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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DuPont

Keep
Delete	Delete Poor old stub. MrN 11:20, Jun 14 Delete Meh--Sgt. Fluffy 19:31, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Delete and place on my "find an idea for this" list     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:36, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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Darwin (city)

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Delete	Delete Bad old something cruft. MrN 11:20, Jun 14 Delete boring--Sgt. Fluffy 19:29, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:09, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Stupid     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:38, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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September

Keep
Delete	Delete Surprisingly poor. Let's try again. There must be something funny about this month? MrN 09:15, Jun 14 Delete I don't know Mr N it's a pretty boring month.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:00, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I hate September. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:06, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kill and rewrite     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:44, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Wake me up when September ends. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:27, Jun. 15, 2008
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Bruce Li

Keep
Delete	Delete Obviously we have Bruce Lee and this stub appears pointless to me. MrN 09:15, Jun 14 Delete just doesn't have potential.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:50, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:16, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Delete and Redirect     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:45, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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Rob Liefeld's Shaft

Keep
Delete	Delete A crufty stub which appears to have run its course. MrN 09:15, Jun 14 LOL PENIS! hmm... I don't think so.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:36, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Let's not. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:29, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:47, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Illogic --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:16, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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VIA

Keep
Delete	Delete All I can say is that I really hope the author was on drugs. --Sgt. Fluffy 04:57, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Short, idiotic, rambles on like me when four of my personalities are arguing over whether or not to run out in the middle of traffic right now. Of course it doesn't matter as no vehicles are currently driving by my house. I wonder if this half-eaten chicken I just found in the trash is any good. Just wipe off the mold and... Why did I type that out? Oh well. Too lazy to erase it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:57, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Illogicapedia Would like this I think. It's a good random one. MrN 09:28, Jun 14 Fail in so many ways     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   07:04, Sunday 15 June 2008   Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:50, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
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Giygas

Keep
Delete	Delete I honestly have no idea what this article is about. --Sgt. Fluffy 00:35, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:41, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Bad random. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:50, 14 June 2008 (UTC) delete. i always suspected that oj simpson was a pokemon...--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:47, 14 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's a racist term. Often used about Indian slaves/workers in Africa and other places. Now that would be fine if this article had anything to do with any of that, but it's just random bollocks. MrN 09:21, Jun 14
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Italians

Keep	Keep Well, as country stubs go I actually thought this was not all that bad. Just good enough to get my keep vote. MrN 21:03, Jun 13
Delete	Delete. - Did a revert on this earlier, then realised it was utter balls. (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 13, 18:03 Delete not great--Sgt. Fluffy 18:27, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:13, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Dekete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:31, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill and redirect to Italy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:35, 13 June 2008 (UTC) delete. this sucks.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:49, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
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Spies

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Survived deletion in Feb. '07. It wasn't good back then. Ever since it was kept, it has gotten filled with very stupid lists. It'd be better to just start from scratch. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:36, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete I'm not seeing an improvement (checked it's history) since its last VFD in fact it has gotten worse. Dexter is probably right about it being better to start from scratch.--Sgt. Fluffy 04:45, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:09, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Huffinate Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:33, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Something or Other MrN 09:18, Jun 14
Comments	Is there any possibility of either a disambig or a redirect to Category:Espionage? I tried finding another article to redirect this to, but Spy and Espionage already redirect to Spies (they should probably be retargeted if Spies is deleted). --Pentium5dot1 t/c ~^_^~ 04:41, 13 June 2008 (UTC) I'd support that. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:44, 13 June 2008 (UTC) I presently lack the inspiration needed to write the disambig myself. Also, Category:Espionage needs an intro paragraph written if we want to redirect this there. --Pentium5dot1 t/c ~^_^~ 04:49, 13 June 2008 (UTC) That would actually be a useful redirect. Someone (possibly myself) could rework the an old version into an intro paragraph--Sgt. Fluffy 04:58, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Ok finished that. I think we can go ahead and make this a redirect now.--Sgt. Fluffy 22:23, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

UnNews:Orientals_Are_Ugly_As_Fuck_-_Official

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Delete	Delete Racism unredeemed by any trace of humour. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:51, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid nomination. Um, this was created today? MrN 02:00, Jun 15 Articles can not be vfd the same day as creation please read Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy--Sgt. Fluffy 02:01, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Fine, I'll put it up tomorrow, unless it somehow gets funny between now and then. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:05, 15 June 2008 (UTC) READ Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy Please. Thanks. MrN 02:08, Jun 15 Writer of the month (back in '05, he's been here 3 years) but not much of a reader I guess. --Sgt. Fluffy 02:21, 15 June 2008 (UTC) He's actually the guy from Memento. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:22, 15 June 2008 (UTC) He's actually the guy from Memento. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:23, 15 June 2008 (UTC) He's actually the guy from Memento. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:41, 15 June 2008 (UTC) QVFD? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:22, 15 June 2008 (UTC) I was going to ICU it before the capt'n swooped in. It's not shoot on sight so it may slip though QVFD, a lot has lately. --Sgt. Fluffy 02:34, 15 June 2008 (UTC) Deleted Racist nonsense that's not VFD-worthy anyway. —rc (t) 03:19, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Horrid henry

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Delete	Delete Unfunny and listy.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:43, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Yep, another one which slipped through the net... MrN 20:02, Jun 13 Delete Listcruft --Nytrospawn 20:26, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:56, 13 June 2008 (UTC) LETS HAVE SEX 9000, what the fuck? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:24, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Four Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:30, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:40, 13 Jun
Comments	Comment RDB - Net = ICU, and SEX = WTF? Oh, you're not talking to me?? Must be some other 9000 guy... What a wanker he was. MrN 22:03, Jun 13

Sex toy

Keep
Delete	Delete I think Sex toys is better written, and I don't think we need both. If anyone thinks there is something good in Sex toy to add to Sex toys please go ahead. Also and allegations that I made this nom simply to allow me to keep mentioning Sex toy or even Sex toys is very unfair MrN 19:59, Jun 13 Redirect to "Sex toys". -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:25, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Merge with sex toys or delete--Sgt. Fluffy 21:33, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:58, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Huff Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:29, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Killify • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:21, Jun 13 Sit and spin Also, delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:03, 14 Jun
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Bernard MacMahon

Keep
Delete	Huff Quite possibly vanity --Nytrospawn 16:11, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid nom. This was created today. Please read the guidelines before nominating on VFD. Use QVFD or ICU... Thanks. MrN 16:52, Jun 13 ... after looking at who nominated this!!! This is a joke nomination right Nytrospawn??? Care to call it Kept, so we can get this off the page? I'm a Poopsmith, and so can't Keep. MrN 20:06, Jun 13 I guess the joke is on me. Why exactly shouldnt I put this up on VFD? --Nytrospawn 20:22, 13 June 2008 (UTC) It's only a day old, so you can either insta-huff it or tag it ICU. It is, however, not vanity. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:24, Jun 13\ Though I have the urge to instahuff, Ill give myself the benefit of the doubt and huff it anyway. I mean tag it with ICU.--Nytrospawn 20:26, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Maybe you could check through Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy Nytrospawn. There is an exception at the bottom which says: "Articles which are less then a week old. In these cases, please consider using approprite maintenance templates such as {{ICU}}. Other exceptions include articles under construction or being peer reviewed." Also, I'm rather sure that this is not the kind of thing we instahuff these days. Have fun :-) MrN 20:29, Jun 13 Kept, seeing as how it's not actually vanity... - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:25, Jun 13

Ed Rendell

Keep
Delete	Delete escaped ICU and apparently wandered into traffic.--Sgt. Fluffy 06:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Stupid, improperly formatted, politicalcruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:45, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Nothing in here worth the effort of fixing it up. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:21, Jun 13 Delete. Bad generally. MrN 16:50, Jun 13 Aim. Reload. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:11, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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The theory of sponges

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Boring and stupid. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:11, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete not funny and very strange. --Sgt. Fluffy 06:46, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Odd in a bad way. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:19, Jun 13 Delete. This article has been sponging server space long enough. MrN 16:47, Jun 13 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:11, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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The Average Joes

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Listy, unfunny, hockeycruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:11, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Short the image is at least a quarter of the article and list are at least half.--Sgt. Fluffy 06:51, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Indeed - strip out the unfunny lists and that big image, and there's basically nothing left. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:17, Jun 13 Delete. Yea, nothing worth saving. MrN 16:45, Jun 13 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:10, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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Blak Dawn

Keep
Delete	Delete I was going to put this under fix, but after reading through it I decided there was nothing to even work with.--Sgt. Fluffy 05:38, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Definitely not worth keeping. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:50, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny and crap. Also looks to have vanity elements, particularly the MySpace links. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:11, Jun 13 Delete. MrN 16:08, Jun 13 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:10, 13 June 2008 (UTC) I don't think that you people realize just how hard Blak Dawn Rocks! Woo! Go Metal! Go Thrash! Also, delete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:54, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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Princess Aurora

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Delete	Delete Snooze... Snooze... ZZZZzzzZZZzzz... MrN 23:01, Jun 12 Kerkill Stupid stub. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:19, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Yepper. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:22, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Do it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:07, 13 Jun Yawn I used to listen to fairy tale when I was young but damn....--Sgt. Fluffy 01:05, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:08, Jun 13 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:18, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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Laws of Science

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Delete	Delete It's only been edited 3 times since being created in 2006. Someone either make this look presentable or we get rid. MrN 23:01, Jun 12 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:11, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unicorns are too a law of science! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:14, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Meh Blank slate's just as good. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:04, 13 Jun Delete Unicorns don't exist and neither should this article --Sgt. Fluffy 01:18, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless and unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:06, Jun 13 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:12, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Even a mention of Venn Diagrams isn't enough to save it from its own crappiness. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:57, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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Medina

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Delete	Delete Cruft Cruft? Town, city, sausage? I just don't care. MrN 23:01, Jun 12 funcky -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:09, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crap stub, towncruft, and namedroppy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:12, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Crap As a side note, I've been to Medina. True story. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:03, 13 Jun Delete short and stupid.--Sgt. Fluffy 01:30, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:05, Jun 13 Delete--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:10, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:06, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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Quests of the Round Table

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Delete	Delete Gets a tick in the pointless stub box from me. MrN 22:52, Jun 12 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:00, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Just isn't funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:04, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Per Dexter. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:02, 13 Jun Delete Unlike the black knight I don't think this has any fight left in it.--Sgt. Fluffy 01:48, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:02, Jun 13 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:12, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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Red firetruck effect

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Delete	Delete Eh? Just Eh? MrN 22:52, Jun 12 Kerkill That was stupid. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:55, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Red Poop. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:58, 12 June 2008 (UTC) WTF? Utter crap. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:01, 13 Jun Delete Just not blue table enough.--Sgt. Fluffy 01:34, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Randumb crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:59, Jun 13 Blue-table Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:05, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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Orange Badger

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Delete	Delete Probably a reject hoax from Wikipedia. Would be funny if you found it there, but not here. MrN 22:52, Jun 12 What. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:57, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill What does this have to do with Badger badger badger? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:11, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Fail. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:58, 12 Jun Delete unfunny stub.--Sgt. Fluffy 01:38, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:58, Jun 13 Kill. Not funny at all (PSST! Your sig is leaking!) Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀12:38 June 13 2008 tenderize Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:59, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
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The Hanras

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny crap that isn't getting any better. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:11, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete I doubt it can be improved.--Sgt. Fluffy 06:59, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, random, gets listy... Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:13, Jun 13 Delete. Although the bit about Barbara Bush's vagina could be considered a literary masterpiece. MrN 16:10, Jun 13
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Madeleine McCann

Keep	Weak Keep Admittedly stupid but I laughed a tiny bit. Could use a trim. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:15, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Weak keep as per Count of the monkey crisco. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:40, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Keep. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keep. Some stupid, irrespectable fool tarted it up a bit. No need to murder the article. MrN 17:59, Jun 12 Weak keep There's something workable in there. I laughed a bit. Medium rewrite at worst. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:44, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Keep irreverent, yet hilarious.--Sgt. Fluffy 22:38, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete-This is stupid, irrespectable and not funny at all.--Faizaguo 15:55, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Yellow -- The Zombiebaron 23:25, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Aussie lingo

Keep	Surprise Keep Yea, it's a list but we are meant to be an "Encyclopaedia" right? As this is so comprehensive I can see some people finding this useful / funny for whatever purpose people may... The phrases are "funny" ones, so I just thought it was worthwhile and noteworthy enough to keep. I remember doing some edits to myself a while back. If it's decided that this is not the kind of thing we do/keep then fair enough. Just appeared handy to me. Where else does this info exist on the web, and is it not reasonable for someone to come to us expecting to find it? MrN 16:18, Jun 12
Delete	Delete. OK, 1 - it's a list. 2 - there are lots of lists like this on the interwebs. 3 - it's not really funny, and it's not satire either, it's basically a factual representation of Aussie phrases. I mean, some of said phrases are amusing in their own right, but I'm asking now: does this belong here? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:50, Jun 12 Kerkill If there are any specific phrases anyone may want to keep, might I suggest adding it to UnDictionary? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:30, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete as per above Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:44, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Slithy Tove 19:19, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:33, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete mundane phrases.--Sgt. Fluffy 22:32, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	OK! OK! I'm wrong aright! /me pulls down trousers and bends over... MrN 22:07, Jun 12 ACK! pull your pants up, no one wants to see that!--Sgt. Fluffy 22:33, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Y1.8K Bug

Keep	Keep - Seems like it has potential to me. With all due respect to Sgt. Fluffy, considering I laugh at dead horses being beaten. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:08, Jun. 12, 2008 Keep - Agreed, the first paragraph isn't that bad, but then it just trails off a little. Could do with expanding and bringing back on track (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:44 Keep Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:48, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Keep Slithy Tove 19:10, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Keep. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:40, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I just don't see this stub ever being made into anything worth keeping. MrN 20:15, Jun 11 KerkillI agree. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:11, 11 June 2008 (UTC) Delete honestly I've seen Y#K bug jokes so many times since 2000 they just aren't funny anymore. --Sgt. Fluffy 00:36, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 23:21, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Melty Blood

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Delete	Delete. The beast is back. It got a 2 week stay of execution 4 weeks ago (May 19) while it was being pee reviewed. Ten days ago it scored a weak 16 out of 50 and I think that was a bit generous. There have been no improvements since it's prior VFD nom. It's a vast wasteland of boredom and overdependence on a tiny number of weak and sickly jokes.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:32, 12 June 2008 (UTC) delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:36, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:23, 12 June 2008 (UTC) There are only three of these Japanese type comics/cartoons/whatever that I like. This isn't one of them. In fact, I have no idea what this even is. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:30, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
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Rambonism

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Delete	Kerkill Old and stupid stub. This needs to go. And soon. Very soon. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:55, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Agreed. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:58, Jun 12 Delete --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:41, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 18:00, Jun 12 Delete Slithy Tove 19:23, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Yup. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:31, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Good list, bad rest of it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:18, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Bob Fletcher

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Delete	Delete. This is a spork of a vandalised Wikipedia article. The first section is that vandalism - random bollocks. The rest is mostly the WP stuff - boring and obscure. Then there's a "hilarious" final line. We don't need this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:04, Jun 12 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:11, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Problematic. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:24, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:41, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Slithy Tove 19:21, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:32, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
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A Tribe Called Quest

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Delete	Delete. Stubby, dull bandcruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:38, Jun 12 Kerkill The writer just straight up abandon it and what little he/she did just isn't worth expanding upon. Too bad. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:04, 12 June 2008 (UTC) De;ete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:44, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 17:22, Jun 12 Delete Slithy Tove 19:16, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Bummer (per Dexter). -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:35, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
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Banrey

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Delete	Delete. OK, so we already have the cruft-fest that is Barney, which is bad enough. Then we have this, which is a copy of some of the crap off that other page and a some other wibble that adds up to no funny. It's not been touched since April, this is now the only place that links to it, and can we please get rid of it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:33, Jun 12 Kerkill I completely agree. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:48, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Huff Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:46, 12 June 2008 (UTC) DeteleSlithy Tove 19:15, 12 June 2008 (UTC) What in the good Lord's name is this? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:39, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
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Christian Bale

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Delete	Delete - Incoherent. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 02:04, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - At first I thought it was random, but, no, you're right. Incoherent it is. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:10, Jun. 12, 2008 Delete Name dropping? for shame--Sgt. Fluffy 02:48, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I'm Batman! (disappears) --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:03, 12 June 2008 (UTC) ' Delete.' - Man it really IS incoherent (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:32
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Journey

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Delete	Delete. Unfunny, listy bandcruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:14, 11 June 2008 (UTC) FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:26, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Don't Stop Deletin' -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 01:55, Jun. 12, 2008 Kerkill Meme-filled, long crappy lists, unfunny, and bandcruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:44, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Band nobody cares about + lists- humor = VFD.--Sgt. Fluffy 03:12, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Listy bollocks (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:34 Delete. Way too random. Also, we need to cheer up Sgt. Fluffy. He has stopped believin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:22, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
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Jizzlers

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Delete	Delete A load of old wank. MrN 20:50, Jun 11 Delete I'd rather eat twizzlers. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:27, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per above. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:46, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Flush! Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 01:54, Jun. 12, 2008 Delete LOL TEHY SEZ JIZZ! .... juvenile--Sgt. Fluffy 03:21, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete The only good thing about that were the words "Slamma-Wamma-Ding-Dong" (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:35
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Universal Solvent

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Delete	Delete Old pants. MrN 20:50, Jun 11 Chemcruft a bad attempt at a chem related page, for those of you who don't know what this is trying to be. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:28, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill The idea seemed to be there, but it wasn't carried out well. Plus, the last paragraph was too random with the kittens and all. Finally, it's old, unfunny, and nobody cares enough to fix it up. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:53, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Chemcruft indeed. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 01:58, Jun. 12, 2008 Delete someone grab the H2SO4 I want to see if we can dissolve this article --Sgt. Fluffy 03:33, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Random bullshit, kittens?! Why does an article like that need kittens? (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:40
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Masonryic

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Delete	Delete Brick up this stub. MrN 20:50, Jun 11 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:29, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I know bricks that are more interesting. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:45, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:00, Jun. 12, 2008 Delete The only humor I found was unintentional (see Comments). --Sgt. Fluffy 06:24, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Seconded Sgt. Fluffy (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:37 Delete. Short 'n' shit. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:54, Jun 12
Comments	From the article: "unequivically (spellcheck if you dare)" The proper spelling is unequivocally smart guy. --Sgt. Fluffy 06:24, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Jordache

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Delete	Delete Old bad fan cruft. MrN 20:50, Jun 11 Kerkill Crap from '05. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:28, 11 June 2008 (UTC) Felete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:29, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - <inside joke> It gives my sister a Jordache. </inside joke> -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 01:53, Jun. 12, 2008 Delete This article makes Michael Jordan cry.--Sgt. Fluffy 06:47, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Mannn, someone really likes this guy (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:41 Delete. Rubbish stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:53, Jun 12
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Standish

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Delete	Delete Something cruft which is not going anywhere. MrN 20:50, Jun 11 Kerkill Old towncruft, no? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:13, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Delete smells of vanity to me.--Sgt. Fluffy 00:41, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Towncruft -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:04, Jun. 12, 2008 Delete - I liked the first line about the property prices, but other than that it's shit. (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:43 Delete. Dull as fuck towncruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:45, Jun 12
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