Worst 100 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Uncyclopedia

• Contents:  100-91
• 90-81
• 80-71
• 70-61

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100-91

100.

 You can never look at a potato the same way again.

99.

 "Uncyclopedia", as well as the names of most users, autocorrect in your phone.

98.

 You assume that all red text is a redlink.

97.

 You sign your comments on other websites with four tildes.

96.

 You get flashbacks when you hear about moccasins.

95.

 You refer to Wikipedia as the parody site.

94.

 You don't believe that some people are actually called Benson.

93.

 You refer to bad writing in general as "QVFD material".

92.

 You spell archibe with a b.

91.

 "Alula's an actual word?"

90-81

90.

 You use the phrase Bat Fuck Insane on a daily basis.

89.

 You are bat fuck insane on a daily basis.

88.

 Domo-kun will always be a grue to you.

87.

 Likewise, grues will always be Domo-kun to you.

86.

 You always think of huffing in the context of deletion.

85.

 The word "sojourn" makes you think of that unlucky fellow who had that run-in with a yak.

84.

 When you read or watch the news, you think "Hey, I should write an UnNews about that."

83.

 You can't watch the Aracuan Bird without thinking of SLAPPALLAPPA.

82.

 You listen to every single UnTunes song ever made.

81.

 You assume every Oscar Wilde quote is fake.

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80.

 They say encyclopedia, you hear Uncyclopedia.

79.

 You'd rather play UnGames than other video games.

78.

 You worry Gale5050 might be near you when you're in a crowded place.

77.

 You worry Crocotta1 might be there with Gale5050.

76.

 You have been completely desensitized to Goatse.

75.

 You actually do it, with all your close friends watching- you huff an entire kitten IRL.

74.

 You realize that you don't actually have any friends to witness you huffing the kitten.

73.

 You forget about all the strange, arbitrary rules that "that other wiki" has, leading you to get banned without warning over there.

72.

 You downloaded Discord just for the Uncyclopedia Discord server.

71.

 You draw untatos, grues, and Olulas on your homework.

70-61

70.

 You worry you might get edit conflicted when you post on other websites.

69.

 When you hear or make a joke, you turn it into an Uncyclopedia article.