User talk:Lollipop/archive 2

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Hello Lollipop and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Yadda yadda. Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid Yadda yadda. Userspace: User:Lollipop/Insert some witty title here. Blablabla. Again, welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:27, 19 February 2011

Socky, have I ever told you that you're my favorite? (talk) 23:31, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

Already a lot of chatter. And guess who's back? --Lollipop 23:32, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

Is Chronarion back? And no, Jack, you haven't. Unless you just did. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:52, 19 February 2011

No, Chronarian is not back. Although we all hope he is. But guess some more. --Lollipop 00:03, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

And check out my new sig. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:14, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

YOU ARE MANIAC MCPEE!

You didn't tell anything about that to me. I am veery angry mr.Lollipop, or should I say MANIAC MCPEE?! I won't talk to you again. --~  08:39, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo, everyone needs a change. Lollipop is a way better name. You can do many cooler things with Lollipops. And that's very.... um.... immature how you're acting. Please come back when you feel mature enough to handle it. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:46, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'm kidding, lol. --~  15:48, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeeeaaaahhh! See, I also moved the gallery of Uncyclopedia art page to my userspace. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:51, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

What's it like being a sockpuppet?

- LOL vandalz 22:04, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not a sockpuppet. A sockpuppet is only if you use both accounts at the same time. I don't use Maniac mcpee anymore. So that dosen't make me a sockpuppet. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:29, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

So...

Do you want me to change all relevant information about you in the Grue Army to your new account name? Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:29, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. Add some lolipop pun in there as well. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:31, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

I is a part of da Welcoming Comittee

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

About that... could you be a dear and use edit summaries when you welcome people? As it is, it puts in a somewhat less friendly automatic edit summary, which is just unsightly, you know? Also, I don't know if you check their contributions for this or not, but if you don't, you probably should look if they appear to be vandals or socks, as in that case it might be best to hold off on the welcoming. 1234 ~ 01:30, 22 February 2011

Sorry,Lyth. Got a bit "OhboyImwelcomingusersthatmakesmeimportant"y. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:33, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Your name is lollipop

That's a girl's name! *points and laughs*---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:16, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

HAHAHAHA *laughs too* --~  14:45, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

It is a girl's and boy's name. Like Taylor and Alexis and Drew. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:32, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Sure it is. Keep telling yourself that. (talk) 22:03, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

B-b-b-I thought you were all my friends! *runs away crying* -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:11, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

*Points and laughs* -- 22:15, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, enough laughter. Get off my talk. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:16, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

NEVER!!! HA HA HA! -- 22:21, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Fine. Then you don't get your penis lollipop. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:40, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

*Sobs* -- 22:48, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Serves you right. *laughs*. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:08, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Well ya know what!?! YOUR MOM!! -- 01:08, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well you know what!?! YOUR FACE! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:10, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well you know what!?! YOUR MOM'S FACE!! -- 01:14, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well you know what!?! YOUR MOM'S BUTT CHEEKS! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:15, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well you know what!?! YOUR MOM'S PENIS!! -- 01:30, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well, you know what!?! YOUR MOM'S VAGINA!! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:34, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well, you know what!?! 'YOUR DAD'S VAGINA!! -- 01:39, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Wait, wait. Cheese+sausage+egg+gay=McMuffin!

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:40, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Hooray for breakfast sandwiches!! -- 01:52, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

McDonald's saves the day...again! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:04, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Zombiebaron. -- 02:14, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:52, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. -- 23:17, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hello Maniac!

But I guess it's Lollipop now. Anyway, you could've just asked for a name change instead of creating a new account. -- 21:15, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

I prefer starting over than making a new account. O_o -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:21, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Er... You basically just said "I prefer making a new account than making a new account" I think you meant "I prefer starting over than changing my name"... -- 21:27, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that's what I meant. Care for a lollipop? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:45, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Sure! -- 22:00, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

But if saying that making a new account is preferable than making a new account, it really means he prefers starting over rather than starting over which is like having a name change in the place of a name change, which is not the same thing at all. --Shabidoo 03:50, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

The Shoppe is open

Instead of going around and asking everyone, "Care for a lollipop", instead I have opened up a shop where you can order lollipops yourselves.You can even request a flavour. Enjoy! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:12, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Could I have a Nigger Dogshit Sandwich flavour? - LOL vandalz 18:05, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 09:59, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

SIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey lollipop,

I was actually being more nice then 100% sincere when I said "IM SURE IT WILL BE AWSOME", but I am 100% sincere when I say it is what I would have made if I had gotten around to making a sig. I dont know if you guessed I would want a subtle sig, or if you thought it would be funny to make a minimalist one or whatever, but ROCK AND ROLL LOLLIPOP!!!! RAHH!!! --Shabidoo 21:48, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

I prefer sigs that have combined pictures and writing. Some (take Fishalishalish and Socky as examples) have complex sigs. Me, I have two talpage-linked lollipops with my useprage link in the middle. But whatever you like is fine. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:46, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Here is a lollipop I found while traveling. Thought you may like to include it in your stable. Aleister 14:19 25-2-'11

What's the point of a signature? - LOL vandalz

To identify and link to users. Yours is quite identifiable because it's the only one here consisting entirely of squares. 1234 ~ 17:39, 25 February 2011

All sigs pretty much match to what the users are. Lollipop, Lollipop, etc. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:28, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

so what does mine look like? And what's that thing on Lyrithya's sig? it looks like some kind of demonic tellytubby. - LOL vandalz

It is a Teletubby. It is Randolph, the fifth and lost Teletubby who was kicked off the show for drug addictions. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:36, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hey!

your game "2012: The Game" got featured on another website :P . Here!! --> [1] - LOL vandalz

Fuck you. Because of that, i'll spam you. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:06, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

That's the best website evar. And linking to it makes me a artist. - LOL vandalz

Hope you enjoy your daily spam. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:13, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

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1234 ~ 07:42, 24 February 2011

Topic for happy monkey

Hey Mr./Mrs. Canuck :) Don't forget to email me your topic suggestion for happy monkey. If you dont like email tell me and Ill catch you on IRC. Its happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com Ill assign you your topic randomly 5 minutes before the competition in the forum on Wednesday okay? :) :) :) :) :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 21:29, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Eh, i'm a mr. not a mrs. And call be my my real name is you want. My email is happyhour88@hotmail.com, I have Facebook too. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:33, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

5-year old calls governor and then calls you to thank you!

Thank you very much for your vote on the Madison Movement article! Union workers have done so much for this nation while jerks like Governor Walker are doing their utmost to tear down 120 years of progress. We can't do much here at Uncy for the movement, but we can do some things. Thanks again. Aleister 2:49 28-2-'11

Thanks...finished your lollipop yet? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:50, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for welcoming me

Thanks, I appreciate that you wanted to write me in Italian, but I'ld prefer if you didn't use the Google translator, it works really bad :D English is fine... if you understand what I write :D --Flaming Ace 10:25, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. I, for one am from Canada. Everyone at Uncyclopedia is international. Aleister is from Turkmenistan. Mimo&maxus is from Greece. ChiefjusticeDS is from England. Lyrithya is from Scotland. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:22, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

I'm from America. -- 21:23, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, yeah, how could I forget America. The greatest country! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:25, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Every country is represented. Awesome! --Flaming Ace 22:03, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

I share Canada with Zombiebaron. Although i'm from Bolton, Ontario and I don't know where ZB's from. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:26, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Oh,and nice sig. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:26, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I wasn't saying that America was the greatest country, quite contrary actually, I actually dislike America, our biggest exports are war and fat people. I was just saying I was born down here. -- 22:40, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

That's nice. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:59, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

@Lollipop Thanks, I put much love in making it :)
@Magic man Italy ain't much better, our music is garbage and our president is a clown :D --Flaming Ace 23:02, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

What, your music rocks! Papa L'Americano

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:04, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

AH AH AH! I'm sorry, but I hate that song :D I prefer this one --Flaming Ace 23:09, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Your president is a clown? I love clowns! I guess the grass is always greener on the other side, eh? -- 23:12, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, probably ^^ Well I gotta go now. Bye guys. May the horse be on your side --Flaming Ace 23:16, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Wait! Before you leave, check my talkpage. -- 23:18, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Say, Flaming Ace, want a lollipop? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:08, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

What flavour? --Flaming Ace 22:51, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Whatever flavour you feel. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:52, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Strawberry, yummi! --Flaming Ace 22:56, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop store

The links to the lollipops don't work! Iwanna see the lollipops! Whaaaaaa whaaaaaaaa, where iz the lollipops. Al 00:12 1-3-'11

They aren't links, dummy. It's a menu. It's writing. But if you insist links... -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:16, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

hmm, now what?

I guess you didn't know I was already setting up an UnTv. Two accounts? What should we do? I guess we kill one? User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:40, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'm watching your Franklin video now. Never liked that show, Franklin was such a bastard. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 05:45, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

I know right? Like, you have that hippy music in the beginning, and then Franklin goes around and acts like a jerk to his friends, but everybody's like, "Now this is the good old days of kids tv" and I'm like WTF grandma, did you even watch the show? That stupid turtle forgets everything he learns every episode. His parents are so damn nice and he just takes them for granted. If my son grows up to be like franklin, I'm getting a vasectomy. User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:48, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

No offense, but the video isn't that good. It's kind of funny, but it isn't Uncyclopedia material. Sorry. We'll go with UncyclopediaTV. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 05:50, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

HAHA. I wasn't going for anything pro. It was more of a placeholder. I just wanted something on there until people started uploading stuff. User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:52, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, make something decent as a placeholder. Like i'm making an intro video right now. You'll see it in a sec. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 05:53, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Super happy monkey competition topic

Hey your topic will be ready here at about five minutes before the start of the competition (5pm EST or 2200 UTC). HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :) PISSING ALL OVER YOUR FACE --ShabiDOO 21:47, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

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1234 ~ 16:08, 3 March 2011

stupid cats

Hey Lolipop,

Could you add a little more to the stupid cats article, Im out of inspiration and what not. It crossed my mind to restructure the article to be more about cooking stupid cats, as thats probably the better part of the article so far. What do you think? PS your article in the competition is not superlatively the pits as stated (it was a 24 hours writing fest and I did laugh). I hope you enjoyed the competition and took the contructive criticism as it is. Shall we get back to collaborating? :) --ShabiDOO 00:22, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, you can help with this article too. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:18, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

What's the deal with Template:Happymonkeycompheader? Should I delete that? pillow talk 04:14, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

It's okay, it's deleted already and I don't need it. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:31, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

I found another artwork

This is another Roman Dog Bird artwork for your Gallery. It's from several years ago, and he probably forgot all about it. In that case this is a "lost" masterpiece which I have found, and I would like a finder's fee. Aleister 2:48 9-3-'11

I would like a finders fee for finding the d from that last sentence. (talk) 02:52, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for notifying me. The main exhibit is already Hitlerbear, find more lost masterpieces. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:14, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL --Roman Dog Bird 08:44, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Video Editing

I use a PC and I'm trying to get into video editing - what software would you suggest? ~  Talk 21:50, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

Windows Live Movie Maker. I'm actually working on a BabyTV one. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:17, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

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Temporary admins and temporary brains By Chief It's official - temporary Administrators have arrived on Uncyclopedia. After the frantic discussion and voting, several unlucky losers have been selected from amongst the great unwashed masses and made to shovel through a never-ending pile of manure for 6 hours a day, every day, as is the tradition. The Losers: Hyperbole, perhaps the most vocal critic of the old "regime": Hyperbole is now prowling the wiki with a banstick and the complete works of Karl Marx. Regrettably, Hyperbole has not been in IRC long enough for our editor to get a quote from him, so we have decided that when asked to comment, he said, "I feel like Moses, leading my people to the promised land," and we must say that he does look like Moses, except Moses probably wore more clothes and bathed more frequently. He was chosen because: The Cabal wishes him to suffer. Lyrithya, perhaps the most unsettlingly strange Uncyclopedian to ever wield a banstick (after Modusoperandi): Lyrithya is now prowling the wiki with a banstick and a large banana. Regrettably, Lyrithya has been in the IRC long enough for our editor to get a quote from her; when asked to comment she said, "The temporary admins all suck," and we must say that they do all suck; real admins probably wear more clothes and bathe more frequently. She was chosen because: She moans more than anyone else in the history of the human race and the Cabal wishes her to suffer. PuppyOnTheRadio, perhaps the most Australian Uncyclopedian to ever wield a banstick: PuppyOnTheRadio is now prowling the wiki with a banstick and <insert relevant Australian stereotype here>. Regrettably, PuppyOnTheRadio escaped from his bonds before our editor could extract a quote from him, so we have decided he said, "Crikey mates! This sheila ain't half crowded by ankle biting nongs!," and we must say that we would agree entirely if we knew what that means. He was chosen because: He is not a poofter and the Cabal wishes him to suffer. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, perhaps the most active Uncyclopedian to ever wield a banstick: Socky is now prowling the wiki with a banstick and pair of cat ears. Regrettably, Socky destroyed the reactor core before our editor could authorise the destruction of Alderaan get a quote from him, so we decided he said, "THERE WILL BE BLOOD, I HAVE SEEN INTO THE SOUL OF THIS WIKI AND FOUND IT WANTING!" We couldn't agree more and hope he starts his destructive rampage in BHOP. He was chosen because: He r0xxorz our sox0rrz and the Cabal wishes him to suffer. The Winners: Rcmurphy, Under user, Codeine and Thekillerfroggy. The less said about them, the better. It returns By Chief The one hour writing competition, originally conceived by Dr. Skullthumper last year (details here) and the European version of the same, hosted by Mordillo shortly afterwards (details here), is returning to Uncyclopedia very shortly. While no firm date has yet been fixed for the competitions, investigative reporting reveals that it is being planned for later this month or early next month, or perhaps the month after that. You are urged to watch the forums and anticipate with mounting anticipation the announcement of a date for the competition. In other news: ChiefjusticeDS is the best admin of all time, it's snowing and Roman Dog Bird still sucks balls.

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:07, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

VANDALISM!!

Poo poo poo shit shit shit cock cock cock. -- 19:45, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

P.S.

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I lolled at all of them. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:24, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Another n00b, UR DOIN IT WRONG!!! -- 21:39, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

But now, on a serious note

And I mean this in the nicest of ways, will you please stop acting like you wrote Fuck ChiefjusticeDS? Because you didn't, Lyrithya did. You created it, but Lyrithya wrote it. Thanks. -- 21:59, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

I never said I wrote it, I always say I created it. In my About Me page, it says "Articles I created". I didn't write Stupid Cats by myself,it was a collabaration with Shabidoo. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:07, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

I know you never say you wrote it, but then again, I never said to stop saying you wrote it (but don't do that either). I said to stop acting like you wrote it. There's a difference between saying you did something, and acting like you did something. For example, if I didn't know better, I would've thought you collaborated with Lyrithya on the thing, because that's how you make it look. Again, not trying yo be mean. -- 23:24, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

P.S.

I never said anything about stupid cats...

In fact, there were predecesors of Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. Gomphog used to do these articles called ChiefJustice Facts all the time, which he got banned for. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:39, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Interesting... -- 23:43, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Now back to our silliness

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I DID IT! I DID IT!

I found a Lollipop dance!

It took me a while though... --Dancing dude 15:26, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Do you know what the title reminds me? --~  15:29, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

HUMPING LOLIPOP. THIS IS CANADA ALL OVER AGAIN! ---I have a talking zombie 15:37, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

So my dance is the "Humperlicker". -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:09, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Nah, Canada was way better. There was a cow in the background there. ---I have a talking zombie 16:12, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Speaking of Canada, i'm from there. In a week i'm heading to Papua New Guinea, pretty exciting. I hope they have internet there. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:26, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

CANADA.....(Somewhere, a kitten cries). ---I have a talking zombie 16:31, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

I'll miss Canada, i'll miss the true north strong and free so. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:32, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

(Somwhere, a Newbie cries). ---I have a talking zombie 16:40, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Would you like a Lollipop to cheer you up? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:47, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Are you moving or just visiting? Great dancing lollipop! Aleister 00:29 Ides of March '11

Yeah, i'm shaking my stick (notice the stick pun there). -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:31, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

It does look kind of spermy. Did you ever hear that old song "Lollipop"? Aleister 00:36 Ides des March '11

Sure did. Also, by the way, my move to Papua New Guinea actually is Wednesday. Woohoo. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:38, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Move? From Canada to New Guinea? Weird, but strangly interesting. And here, for those who don't know it, the song. . .just watched it, suggestive for the 1940s or whenever, check out the guy doing the cheek pop, he knows what's going on! Aleister 1:07 ideas of march '11

Haha, it says LOL in blue there. And yes, on Wednesday I move to Arawa, PNG. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:33, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

They say the New Guinea girls are the best, and as a Canadian you will have the exotic factor going for you. Tell them that you are a God of the North, and that you fought polar bears to the death, and they will believe you. Aleister 1:40 ideas of march '11

OOOOOHHHH.. now i'm excited! I leave this morning. I'll be in PNG by Wednesday. I'll tell them that. I'll also tell them that there is a Turkmenistani that wants them to shave his beard. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:43, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Paupa New Guinea!?!? Slightly less economically developed but slightly more democratic from what I read on the cbc these days :) Aparantly you have to learn a new language every day there to communicate! Are you ready to learn a new language every day Lolipop!?!? --ShabiDOO 04:18, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

They speak English there too, but I also have to learn a native language. I'm on my iPad right now on a plane, yes I have an iPad. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:36, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I hate planes. (Somewhere, a pilot cries). ---I have a talking zombie 16:23, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I'm above China apparently. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:02, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I don't like planes either, 'cause ya know planes can get struck by lightning causing both the engines to blow out, and as the plane goes down everyone is reduced to an animal. Fighting over who gets to go out the door first, who gets the last parachute and even worse, who gets the last bag of peanuts. But nevertheless the plane goes down in a fiery inferno, crashing into the ground, sending pieces of mangled plane flying hundreds of feet and reducing everyone on board to a bloody mass, barely recognizable from their former appearance. Anyway, have a nice time on your plane ride! -- 17:50, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I'm over Taiwan right now. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:17, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I want to be a pilot. --~  18:24, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Mimo. Check out my recent edit of Forum:How do you imagine other users? (Fifth year anniversary). -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:35, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

you made me look very sexy and that's not fair for the others. --~  18:39, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I'm over Indonesia now. Almost there. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:11, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Can't you see nobody cares? --~  19:24, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

No,Mimo, you did it wrong. You do it like this: Can't you see that everyone cares and they are happy for you on your exciting journey. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:29, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry master. --~  19:33, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, you should be ashamed of yourself. Go sit in that corner for 10 minutes until you behave like a good boy. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:47, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Olay happy monkey

Thank you for your participation in the Happy Monkey Competition. Because of your writing there are now 15 more amazing articles on Uncyclopedia. PS if you want your pee review to be expanded into a formal 50point review, please let me know on my talk page and Ill get to work on it right away! OLÉ!!! --ShabiDOO 01:24, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, Shabidoo. Shabidee Shabidoo Shabidum. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:21, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I'm in Papua New Guinea now

The plane has arrived. I will probably be off for about 2 hours, getting my internet set up. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:47, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hooray! PARTY!!! -- 23:55, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

It only took about a half an hour to set up the internet. It's warm here now. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:06, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Does the toilet flush clockwise? Or counter clockwise? I dont remember!??!!? WHICH IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??! --ShabiDOO 00:10, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

To tell you the truth, I really am unsure. I think counter clockwise. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:11, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

What about the clocks? And the blenders?! WE NEED TO KNOW!!! -- 00:13, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

The time is 10:24 in the morning. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:24, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Noooooooooooooo, we mean the clock. Does it go clockwise or counterclockwise down there. Zheeeesh. Hurry up man and tell us or we will aplode! --ShabiDOO 00:27, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Too late.

-- 00:29, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

The clocks go clockwise and the blenders go counter clockwise. OK, I to.... oh, damn. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:31, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Oh good. Now that you told me that, my head un-exploded.

-- 00:55, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Well then:

.nmaD, ho ....ot I ,KO. esiwkcolc retnouc og srednelb eht dna esiwkcolc og skcolc ehT

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:02, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

?tahW -- 01:10, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

I hate to be the one who says this but, ehm, Im getting the feeling that you arent really in Paupa New Guinea, but that youve been banned to some artcic village in the Northern Islands of Canada and are too embaraced to say it. Are you in Nunavut? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

Congratulations, it was alll a scam. And yes, you're right, i'm in Nunavut for the March Break. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:40, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

• Ahem* *points down* -- 01:43, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Do the girls still run around in bikinis by the ice shore and do the guys get drunk off of knut'ti'tuk? --ShabiDOO 01:53, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Yes and Yes. :) -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:06, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise

I wrote this article a little while ago, and now, guess what? It's on VFH! It would mean a lot to me if you would read it and see if you like it. And if so, maybe vote for? Like I said, don't vote for unless you really like it. And don't vote against unless you really dislike it. And don't vote abstain unless you really don't care one way or another about it. Thanks. -- 01:18, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you very much. I must say, it's odd for anyone to laugh at my humor, much less all of it. anyway, thanks again. -- 02:00, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Someone message me!

It's very brong without messages. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:00, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

And now for our special clip

Kinder
Gijioboi shaikki
miej unscarbei
Chokadoobie!
Doibeiy chokadoobie, Hoj swajarb
TOY!
youiga yama
choka-skum
wij mutil pojab il
DIE!
Ooj, Karbaleyj!
Pharojoh haj ai seija kilb
Woman!
Wear is jea boakj seejh!
iaee, Baij foijaed!
Weaj, Iaka fuck
Your mother
iej mai ojie
yuustk!
Balls, Balls
We anaj ivel kofanj
Aei okonjks,
Eabokj kniefij,
yeibiag stawkbeij,
Aknig!

- くそったれ Talk contrib 17:58, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Encore! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:29, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

SCROOBLE!!
Gjumbles foo foo
Loewcan gumping lurg
SUCK MY PENIS!
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Kudfhfuf sjidiior ikdkdkn jhu
Fgjhgjg kjghbjv jy
Gjjghuti goo goo
Jkodjfjdf lasosaiun
I'M A PEDOPHILE!
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Olodsifjdhngjnv nhrhf sjkdhfjtghyghhjgfd
Zow zow cun
Pjkdsfhduygh
Auyyfghurjgi nvhmgughjcf
HUMPTEY FUCKING DUMPTY BIZICH!!
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-- 02:51, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Again! Again! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:56, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Just what the fuck is with magic man's one (0_o) - くそったれ Talk contrib 17:38, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Funny. -- 22:23, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

O.o

Do you need help for the OTR templates? Gen. Fudgem0bile Parents catch you masturbating. Look them in the eye and finish it like a boss. 02:24, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

No, i'm fine right now, but when I need help i'll ask you on your talk page. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:29, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Did you know...

...that you can use the same random template multiple times on a page and have each use yield different results if you give it a bar? Like so: {{noun|}}: lowbrow, operating system, apple sauce, mouse. 1234 ~ 02:27, 17 March 2011

You can help me with that, i'm working directly on the actual game On the Run right now. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:28, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

I'm just trying to get you to not have several templates that are all duplicates of each other. 1234 ~ 02:30, 17 March 2011

Use [2] for any questions, just type it into the box Gen. Fudgem0bile Parents catch you masturbating. Look them in the eye and finish it like a boss. 02:30, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, Lyrithya. I'm busy working on OTR right now, so can you do that for me? And you too, Fudgemoblie. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:41, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

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1234 ~ 05:11, 17 March 2011

Are you going to finish that?

Do you remember This? Are you going to finish that or are you going to wait until Some guy puts it on VFD in 9 month's time? Probably the latter. - くそったれ Talk contrib 20:41, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Can you let me finish this first, then i'll get to that. Actually, you seem smart. And you're a fan of my games. Can you be nice and finish it off? I'll pay you five lollipops. Any flavour you want. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 04:14, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Aaaargh! That text colour makes my eyes bleed! make it a brighter shade of blue. See also: Gamecruft. But I'll help you finish it off. - くそったれ Talk contrib 16:23, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

I said help me with 2012 II, not OTR! AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH.... -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:45, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Oops! but still, you SERIOUSLY need to change the text colour on OTR, it hurts my eyes. I'll see where I can go with 2012 II, but I want to be credited. If you need me for anything more, just say （‐＾▽＾‐） . - くそったれ Talk contrib 16:53, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

The "Naughty Corner"

This made me laugh for some reason. I have a strange sense of Humour. Add my name! （・∀・） - LOL vandalz 20:07, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Got it. ( . <> . ) -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:21, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

I like your ideas. （´∀｀） Also you fail at Emoticons. - LOL vandalz 20:26, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

I see you like to use your owl/bird thingys. How about i'll make you a sig featuring those. In fact, I created Shabidoo's sig. I'm the male Zana Dark. I'm also a Lollipop. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:27, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

I must say my signature is rather bland. Currently all it does is say "Asshole" in Japanese and show the talks and contributions. Pimp my sig if you want. - LOL vandalz 20:56, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Want me to make a new sig here, or to edit your current one? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:58, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Edit the current one. You can has Permission. - LOL vandalz 21:00, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Weird... What's with the Barn owl? - LOL vandalz 21:12, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Your emoticons look like owls. By the way, the lollipop archivers are coming in a minute or two to archive this talkpage. It's getting too low. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:14, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

I learned how to make these Emoticons from the nice people at 7chan. - LOL vandalz 21:20, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Signature guidelines apply regardless of whether you're making your own or someone else's signature, mon. Now could one of you be a dear and fix it so that the image is no more than 12px? It is at present 20px, and that is much too tall, mucking with the line-heights and everything. 1234 ~ 21:21, 19 March 2011

Fixed. - LOL vandalz 21:24, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Good. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:29, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. 1234 ~ 22:01, 19 March 2011

UnNews:Yogen Fruz denies that original store name was "Frogen Jues"

Thank you for your UnNews! I've listed you on the Uncyclopedia main page, but it doesn't fit an UnNews Front Page graphic because of the very long headline and the difficulty of preparing a lead that doesn't basically say it all. Spıke ¬ 00:07 20-Mar-11

Can you add a better intro since you are awsome. If you do it, in two weeks when we have the next volunteer admins, i'll vote for you. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 14:01, March 20, 2011 (UTC)