User:Lollipop/Timothy Goes To School
Timothy Goes To School was a TV show on PBS about an anthropomorphic bunch of animal kids that go to this school. The show is set in some deserted area that nobody knows of. Scientists are still unsure of anything, it remains a mystery.
For some strange reason, in all the seasons, there were no 11th episodes.
Characters
Timothy: This annoying kid who got the shows title automatically after winning a name lottery. Secretly, all the other characters have planned to burn down Timothy's house because they want the shows title and they hate his stupid optimistic creepy helpful attitude. At home, Timothy takes pot which may explain his attitude.
Yoko: Based on and voiced by Yoko Ono. Yoko is a Japanese chick who lives with her mom. Her dad was actually Cat from Little Bear, but he ditched the family after discovering Yoko's mom was pregenant. Yoko'smom has an old Japanese heirloomk called "The Next Gay Family", who killed several kids in one episode before being banned for life from Hilltop School.
Charles: Charles is a pussy, he's always hiding and being such a wuss. This ended in the episode "Charles becomes a man", when Charles got the courage to come out of the closet before assraping Claude.
Nora: One of two Jews in the class. Nora has a whiny Jew voice and she's very noisy. Her brother, a jewling, is only one years old and he's noisy too. Nora used to have a anti seminist lizard called Norman, but he couldn't stand the noise anymore and they had to move him to Hilltop school. Nora is the second richest family in the area.
Claude: He is very snobbish because he is rich and the others live in dumbass houses. He is the anti-Timothy in reality. He wishes the show was his. He is the show's Kenny McCormick, as he is killed off in every episode. He is briefly killed off at the season finale of Season 3, when he is hit by a car. He returns in Season 4.
Grace: She is very proud of herself because she is an orange kitten and has been huffed a lot. As we all know, the orange kittens fuck you up real good. She is very snobbish and like most young little stupid childish 5 year old brats, she likes ballet. She is the anti-Yoko. More like a Cynthia Powell.
Doris: The other Jew. She lives with her mom, her dad/aunt, and her triplet older brothers. She has a very loud screechy voice and in one episode, Timothy got so mad that he smashed a chair in her face and she cried blood. She became a major character in Season 2. Prior to that, a protype of Doris called Phillip Seymour Hoffman was seen in the background. Phillip Seymour Hoffman had some differences from the present day Doris:
- She was a lesbian
- She had a crush on Nora
- She was not a Jew
- She had a scar on her vagina in the episode "Timothy the Perv"
Lilly: This really creepy Satanic kid. She prays to Satan and leaves him offering each night, as seen in the episode "Devililly". She always forgets things as a punishment from God. An example:
Timothy: Lilly, where's your virginity? Lilly: Oh no, I lost it!
Frank and Frank: They both suffer from down syndrome. Their mom left the family as soon as she saw the defect. They have this obsession with baked beans. Because they eat a lot of baked beans, they fart a lot. At schoo, they hold in their farts. In one episode the get a stomach ache for holding in their farts too long.
Fritz: For some reason he is smarter then all the other little fucktards. He is the grandnephew of Hitler's pet badger.
Juanita: An illegal immigrant that lives in the area. She appeared in the last two episodes.
Hazel: We must not speak her name (see Season 1, Episode 6 for explanation).
Mrs. Jenkins: The teacher of the little buggers. She is like 50 years old. She is actually a horrible teacher and teaches the children nothing except when to say "That's what she said" and she also talks about how her husband licks her cunt. She was abused as a child, and takes it out on the kids.
Mrs. Appleberry: This student teacher who hates kids and takes LSD to distract herself. That explains why she's always happy. Sadly, the plan had drawbacks, including when she started huffing Grace.
Henry: This random bum beaver who drives the bus. The old bus driver used to be Herbert Parvorte Gacy, but he got fired after giving kids two kinds of lollipops. Henry sometimes gets drunk and in one episode smashed into a lamppost and killed Claude.
Episodes
Season One
1. "Timothy Goes To School": The pilot episode. Timothy goes to school and Claude makes comments on the shirt Timothy wears. Claude gets killed by Timothy.
2. "Yoko Oh-no!": The class becomes rascist to Yoko and makes Japanese jokes. As a subplot, Frank and Frank discover what a boner is.
3. "On the Shitz": Fritz becomes a schitzophrenic and imagines that a man named Mr. Gulliver is his friend. Fritz brings a gun to school and starts shooting people after Mr. Gulliver told him to.
4. "The Great Flopstacle Course": Mrs. Jenkins gets drunk and the kids decide what to do with a drunk teacher.
5. "Why Charles": Charles locks Timothy in the janitor's closet and Timothy suffocates and everybody gets mad at Charles. It turns out it was actually Claude that he suffocated.
6. "Die, Nora, Die": Fritz becomes a Neo-Nazi and tries to kill Nora, but accidentally kills Hazel. He then kills Claude.
7. "Mrs. Crappleberry": Mrs. Appleberru accidentally puts LSD in the wrong glass of apple juice and Claude goes on an LSD trip and commits suicide.
8. "The Sleepover": Timothy is scared to bring his penguin sex toy to the Frank's house for a sleepover. The Franks catch him humping it, and he knifes the family before running away.
9. "The Sleepover: Part 2": Timothy is arrested for the murder of Frank and Frank, but it turns out he only killed Claude.
10. "Amazing Grace": Grace gets huffed by Timothy.
12. "Timothy the Perv": Timothy brings his camera to school because he wants to become a 'shutterbug'. However, he uses the camera for "naughty activites".
13. "Taking the Plunge": Claude can't swim, so Timothy offers to teach him how. Claude drowns in Timothy's pool.
Season Two
Note: Oscar Wilde began to write epsiodes in the second season, which many of the latter resulted in complete comedic masterpiece.
1. "Paint by Letters": Dorris sends hate mail to the other classmates, but the plan backfired when Claude commits suicide over this, and Charles throws himself in front of Henry's bus.
2. "Yoko D'oh-no" (crossover with The Simpsons): Homer Simpson gets lost after going to Moe's and is so drunk that he thinks Hilltop school is his house.
3. "Rabid Claude" (Oscar Wilde got an Emmy Award for this episode): Claude becomes rabid and kills Mrs. Jenkins, Fritz, and Charles, before being killed. It turns out that it was only Claude's dream, but he gets cancer and dies.
4. "101 Ways to Drunk Drive": Henry drinks an 8-pack and smashes the bus and kills Claude in the proccess.
5. "Red Piss": Doris's brother drink 8-packs and ride bicycles, but get hit by a truck and die. Timothy gets impressed, so he tries it too, but he fractures his skull. Claude then tries to show off, but he gets pwned by the same truck and dies. Episode includes two minute slow-mo of Claude getting flattened by the truck.
6. "On All Fours": Everyone goes down on all fours and act like real animals. Claude gets devoured by Mrs. Jenkins, while Yoko and Grace attempt to catch Nora and Charles.
7. "Devililly": Lilly becomes a Satanic and kills Calude because he is catholic.
8. "The Next Gay Family": Yoko brings this group of Japanese dolls called Nextgay. She loses them, but they come to kill Claude.
9. "AAAAAAAAA!": AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA!!!!!!!
10. "Burn in Heck": Mrs. Jenkins tries to lay of her drug addiction, and teaches the kids not to sware. Claude swares and gets beat up and killed by Mrs. Jenkins
12. "Charles the Athlete": Frank and Frank tech Charles how to be an athlete, but Charles is too interested in playing astronauts. The Franks get pissed off at this, and they kill Charles, before going on a killing rampage. They smash Claude's head open and he dies.