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People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness!

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PEEING Top Secret Headquarters.

This is a group dedicated to creating, submitting, and, if you feel like it, whoring quality Pee Reviews.

• Users that wish to join to help improve the quality of Pee Reviews... SIGN UP HERE.
• General whoring or whinging about wanting a Pee Review... WHINGE ABOUT WANTING A PEE REVIEW HERE.
• All members, and prospective members, should live their PEEING life by... OUR HOLY BOOK OF GUIDELINES.
• A list containing every pee pissed and every pisser going back to last December is regularly updated... CAJEK'S LIST.

This page should generally be used for nominations, announcements, and excremental party business.

For general discussion, please use the TALK PAGE.

Recent News

• No recent news. Everything is fine. Obviously.

Guidelines

Taking the piss is serious business (it's not personal)

There are currently only 2 rules for membership in the Society.

1. You must give quality Pee Reviews. I will may probably won't be going through Pee Review every few weeks to make sure that members are giving good reviews, but that's OK, because some other guys do it almost daily. This means being completely honest in the review and giving at least a couple of suggestions for improvement (if improvement is needed). Otherwise, you'll get a good firm talking to.
2. You must give at least 1 Pee Review per month. Obviously, we'd like you to do much more than that, but if you don't do at least that you'll end up with the smelly ol' retirees. Our goal is to make sure that the authors of potentially good articles receive the help they need, and to do so we need to make sure that articles actually get reviewed. Doing more than the required amount of reviews every week will likely result in promotion to a higher rank. Whether or not that's a good thing is all up to interpretation.
3. Don't always believe what they tell you about the number of rules.

Membership Requests (currently: 0)

You can't bribe your way in, you have to do some Pee Reviews!

Place requests here. An Attending Urologist will be along shortly to check you out. 5 good reviews and you're in. (We decide if they're good, not you!)

• Hey, I've got 5 good reviews, can I join please? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:14, Sep 27
  • Well Hey! That will be a big fat yes then... Welcome to PEEING. Do you have a list of the reviews which you have done? If so, put a link next to your name below. If not... GET ONE! (please) :-) MrN 19:22, Sep 27

Members

Ranking

(1) Piss artists of rank Fresh Stain and above

• Entitlement to {{PEEING}} which may be added to their user page identifying as being of high urinary quality.

(2) Piss artists of rank Attending Urologists and above

• Must have been a contender for RotM, and be nominated for this rank by another member of Peeing using the talk page. Boomer (cos he's chief bum around here) will then judge the suitability of the candidate, and promote as appropriate. Boomer's decisions are final.
• May patrol recent Pees and contact those distributing particularly piss poor Pee Reviews and encourage them to improve. That's without pissing them off.
• May update Cajek's list at any time, provided they know how to.

(3) Piss artists of rank Steel Kidney and above

• Automatically gains rank of Commander.

Captain Catheter

• Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING

He likes doing review s.

Fresh Stains

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

• --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)}
• Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• — Sir Sycamore (talk)
• THE
• BlueYonder
• OptyC Sucks! CUN (Pee List)
• Fag
• Cap'n Ben
• Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | (Pee List)
• Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here.
• • • • Necropaxx (T) {~}

OEJ skilfully performs his work

Attending Urologists

• Javascap

Steel Kidneys

These badasses can piss for hours, while asleep, without a break, in the Arctic, with a bunch of whiny n00bs bugging them. They also won the Reviewer of the Month award.

• OEJ (November, '07)
•   Le Cejak • <-> (December, '07) (Pee list)
• MrN (January, '08) (Pee list)
• SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee (February, '08) (Pee list)
• ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  (March, '08) (Pee list)
• ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), (April, '08) (Pee list)
• Mightydandylion (talk) Fk (May, '08) (Pee list)
• Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise (June, '08) (Pee list)
• Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| (July, '08) (Pee list)
• Hyperbole (Aug, '08)
• SirGerrycheeversGunTalk (Sep, '08) (Pee List)

Retirees

Sometimes, PEEING members need to take a break, either from Pee Review or all of Uncyclopedia, and either temporarily or permanently. However, we still love them (except for that one guy. You know the one.) and they are welcome back anytime they wish. For that purpose, they are forever preserved here, ranks intact.

• Fresh Stain Manforman
• Fresh Stain Premier Tom mayfair
• Fresh Stain RAHB
• Fresh Stain Narf, the Wonder Puppy
• Fresh Stain Pieface
• Fresh Stain Mordillo
• Fresh Stain Electrified mocha chinchilla
• Fresh Stain Doovad
• Fresh Stain Uncyclopedian
• Fresh Stain Jim Groovester
• Fresh Stain TheLedBalloon
• Fresh Stain Unknown_user
• Fresh Stain An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
• Fresh Stain Serq_fet
• Fresh Stain AE
• Attending Urologist Finnius

Rather depressing, isn't it?

Awards

Separate to the RotM award, this group may bestow the following awards on those who produce copious quantities of healthy piss...

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

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Or maybe even...

Platinum Pisser

Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.

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What more incentive could you need??? Get pissing!

Current Pee Review Artists

Updated by lots of different people, including Cajek, Under User, Hv, Orian and sometimes even SysRq, Javascap, Mightydandylion, Gerrycheevers and YesTimeToEdit but not MrN9000 cos he's a lazy ass.

Top 10 All-Time

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	√ ChiefjusticeDS	197	197	100%
2	√ Black flamingo11	134	134	100%
3	√ UU	132	131	99%
4	√ PuppyOnTheRadio	108	105	97%
5	√ Lyrithya	102	101	99%
6	√ Hyperbole	101	100	99%
7	√ Saberwolf116	100	94	94%
8	√ Gerrycheevers	89	82	92%
9	√ Orian57	77	75	97%
10	√ Mnbvcxz	75	73	97%

Top 5 (September - December)

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	Snippy	3	3	100%
2=	Murder Frog / Zheliel / Simsilikesims	2 / 2 / 4	2	100% / 100% / 50%
4=	Oliphaunte / Kamek98 / Chief	1	1	100%

Top 5 last month (August)

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	Snippy / GlobalTourniquet / Scofield	1	1	100%
2	Ferric AlFerrous	2	0	0%

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