User talk:Narf, the Wonder Puppy

You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Narf, the Wonder Puppy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

Thanks

As promised, you are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for your Pee Review of HowTo:Survive a Terrorist Attack. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:33, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

that wasn't really helpful

Ok, the Pee Review you gave me wasn't really that helpful. You said something on in-jokes which I have no idea on (and I didn't find any in-jokes). And you could at least gave me some USEFUL suggestions on how to make the article funnier. Look at the intro sentence:

A straitjacket (spelled straightjacket, in United Kingdom, Canada, and Australia; sheer jihad mummification jacket in the Islamic People's Republic of America) is a highly stylish jacket wore by crazy people, serial rapists, people who enjoy "sex" games, total sissies, and so called "master" illusionists.

At least you might find this funny. Someone reviewed my Piplup article and I manage to improve it. I was being close to the truth and as funny as possible Or maybe I should make the article longer, but I would have to do more research. Oh, and the Manaphy article, you can just throw it into the trash bin, I care not on this article anymore.

Anyways, thanks for reviewing my article, but you should be more useful and elaborate on the review. I'm going to create another template to see what other people think. After all, it's best to have more than one people reviewing article

Cheers :) --Dark Paladin X 11:51, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your suggestions, but I just don't find it funny. Just stuff about Islam.

cool

you already have a bomb shelter, so...

You are presented with one (1) puppy for your vote for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations. CAUTION: Puppy may contain traces of peanuts. For external use only. Avoid using puppy near open flames. Always use goggles and protective gloves when handling puppy directly. If puppy begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.

thanks again! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:29, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Hooray!

So far, you're the only one to sign up to help on Dawn. Therefore, you get this template (copy and paste code onto userpage):

This user is a doctor.

This is because they are helping banjo2E save Dawn.

This is not actually a template, as according to the official rules for helping banjo2E.

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--User:Banjo2e/SIGGY 17:24, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

I feel special. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 00:20, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey. Leave the small line on the bottom in there too. --User:Banjo2e/SIGGY 03:46, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Whee!

I like you. This image fight we are having is really fun. Starry 17:11, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm on the brink of losing, for I'm running out of images to use. REBLE --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 17:15, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

I'd just like to thank you for reviewing my article Alien Invasion. I'll see what I can do about the images.

Thanks, {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 04:06, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Your very welcome, kind sir. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 05:32, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Panda Kicking for Fun and Profit

Not sure if you still need this image, but here it is anyway.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer

Aaawww... Narf, the Wonder Puppy has been diagnosed with cancer. anus cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Mary

The {{WIP}} tag on your article expired, so I've moved it to your userspace for now so you can work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the main space when it's done. -- 20:10, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-****ty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:27, Dec 17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:23, 25 December 2008 (UTC)