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Hello and welcome to our one hour special on the American Man, brought to you by cool, refreshing, Coors Light! In the next hour, you will learn the ins and outs of being a true man according to our sponsor, Coors Light. Silver Bullet!
Many of these qualities are (or should be) entirely obvious to any man living in America, sitting on his couch with his dumbass friends, a plate of wings on the coffee table, and a frost-brewed Coors Light in his hand to wash it all down with. However, for those wishing to study the subtle mannerisms of the species, for lesser men hoping to become less of a wimp (or straight), or for annoyed girlfriends/wives who are sick of repressing their rage for their beastly better halves, we present the following crash-course in manhood as our sponsor, ice cold Coors Light, would have us do so. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
- ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
- ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
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