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All straight mans of every age,
Would you like to get fucking AIDS?
Have sex with us and you will see
In our town of faggotry!
This is faggotry!
This is faggotry!
Straight men scream in the dead of night.
This is faggotry!
Everybody make a scream,
AIDS and orgy till the gods gonna die in sight
It's our town, all the straight men scream,
In the town of faggotry.
I am the one having sex with your dad.
Cock with warts and eyes glowing red.
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Did you know...
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- ... that compromise is a great diplomatic tool? Although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?
- ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
- ... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
- ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
- ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?
- ...that you just lost the Game?
- ...that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
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In the news
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One simply cannot piss until he scans this.
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On this day
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October 26: International Time Travel Day
- 1822 - In theaters this summer: The Rock discovers the secret to time travel, goes back in time to kill Hitler, only to realize Hitler wasn't born yet.
- 1921 - Highlander comes forward a billion years and impales Sean Connery on a parking meter, revenge ensues.
- 1988 - Bill and Ted build a time machine out of a phone booth for access to space porn.
- 1988 - Proto-Emo angsty teenage outsider, Donnie Darko, avoids being killed by a time-traveling jet engine by sleeping on a golf course/is killed by a time-traveling jet engine.
- 1994 - First Time Cop trained; turns into serial killer, but accidentally destroys own grandmother, creating a paradox called Doctor Who.
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