Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive146

Cheeselen

Keep	Weak Keep It's part of the Nike Revolution of 2006, which although quasi-2005cruft, is still a featured article. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:34, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Rewrite maybe... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:37, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Keep MrN 08:46, Jul 28 Keep Not that well written, but since it's a spinoff of a more important article, it should stay until someone feels like rewriting it. --mrmonkey72 16:07, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	delete. too much cheese. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:21, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 17:28, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Sam and Max

Keep
Delete	Exterminate. Randomness and drug references do not a good article make. --mrmonkey72 03:21, 28 July 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:27, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:22, 28 July 2008 (UTC) delete.. Na. MrN 09:58, Jul 28 No good. -RAHB 14:44, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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F-bomb

Keep
Delete	delete. i need to be hit with a FAFSA bomb... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:05, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Bleh. --mrmonkey72 03:13, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Weak. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:25, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Yea... MrN 13:31, Jul 28 Delete I like that the F-bomb is an actual bomb. The rest is useless. -RAHB 14:31, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	The ending section sounds too much like nonsense. I like the concept though.Simsilikesims 09:09, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Malakas

Keep
Delete	delete. um...what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:02, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Exterminate Made little to no sense. --mrmonkey72 03:04, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:09, 28 July 2008 (UTC) delete. Not crap, just no funny. MrN 13:33, Jul 28 Per MrN -RAHB 14:25, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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Shirley Partridge

Keep
Delete	delete. 2005cruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:00, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just doesn't matter. --mrmonkey72 03:03, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill And I think I'll kill Gerry for not adding these all at once. With just one edit. Even though it's far more effective. And doesn't cause a bunch of edit conflicts. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:06, 28 July 2008 (UTC) needs2die mehzorz Chocolate Rain 03:15, 28 July 2008 (UTC) delete. MrN 13:35, Jul 28 Delete -RAHB 14:14, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	hmmm...all at once...interesting... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:10, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Queen of England

Keep
Delete	delete. mostly pointless trivia. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:51, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Exterminate Random. --mrmonkey72 03:02, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill There isn't anything worth keeping. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:30, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Liz Windsor is a bit better. I like the dissolve aspirins line, but other than that... MrN 13:33, Jul 28 Wot wot -RAHB 14:12, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Just stop for a second here... this looks like (granted, very conservative) upper class humour to me. Shouldn't we humour that 0.1% of the British population? No. Put it into Room 101. It's too weak and Liz Windsor is better.-- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:19, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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The touch eachother song

Keep	Keep. You people have no soul. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:17, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Syndrome, vote in the way feel right. If you don't think something should be deleted, vote keep. An abstain is as useless as a condom machine in the Vatican. Modus, I touch myself, I want you to know it... Oh, you already knew that. MrN 15:37, Jul 27 Strong Fror -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:49, 27 July 2008 (UTC) If only the photo of Sycamore as a child this article is worth keeping. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) k33p Which one, the PedoBear? Chocolate Rain 23:04, 27 July 2008 (UTC) weak keep. i didn't find this all that funny, but i bet a lot of people would find it hilarious. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:41, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Ok This article somehow touched my heart. The court case is in 3 days. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Strong DUH – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:19 Jul 28, 2008
Delete	Delete Best. Picture. Ever. But. Shite. Article. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:06, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:54, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Pedophillia. L. O. L. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 07:31, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 14:22, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:26, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. --mrmonkey72 15:12, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Make it go awaaaaaay -RAHB 00:45, 28 July 2008 (UTC) ctrl+alt+DELETE!! I feel dirty for just having read it -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 00:52, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. That is indeed the best picture ever, and it's certainly better when taken out of context, but deleting the context? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:38, 27 July 2008 (UTC) MrN, I abstained because I didn't actually read the article. I guess I should have used {{Comment}} instead, but comments are for waifs who can't make up their mind. I ABSTAIN FIRMLY with RESOLUTION. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:11, 27 July 2008 (UTC) I'm thinking of changing to abstain myself actually... MrN 23:09, Jul 27 FOR Condom machines in the Vatican. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:32, 27 July 2008 (UTC) That was exactly what I was like--Sycamore (Talk) 22:35, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Abstain. AARGH! I don't think I've ever abstained anything! So why this? I dunno. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:24, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Can't we put it somewhere that warns that it is complete shite though? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC) It's already on Uncyclopedia. Duh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:25, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 17:30, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Laser kittens

Keep
Delete	delete. laser kittens, o noes! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:21, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Exterminate. I was hoping for a article on the SNL skit... --mrmonkey72 03:28, 28 July 2008 (UTC) KILLKILLKILL Failboat leaving port, destination Laser Kittens.... Chocolate Rain 03:38, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:24, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Pants Another textbook example of a bad article. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:38, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random and excessively in-jokey. Also, random. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Shall we then? Tis 7:0 now. That's probably enough votes. MrN 08:38, Jul 28
Comments	look! all at once! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:26, 28 July 2008 (UTC) For once. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:24, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Commander Sisko

Keep
Delete	delete. bad. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:21, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Exterminate. Agreed. --mrmonkey72 03:28, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:25, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Crickets I just dont get this one. Simsilikesims 09:17, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Was a close one for me though... MrN 09:36, Jul 28
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Beer Index

Keep
Delete	Delete. Facts? Seriousness? Not on this website, thank you very much! --mrmonkey72 02:50, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Why nominate if you're gonna abstain, Gerry? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:53, 28 July 2008 (UTC) delete. i don't remember my reasoning for nomming without voting, but i think it was something like not wanting to look stupid, which i did anyway. mission accomplished! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:29, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Why so serious? (Guess who finally saw the Dark Knight at the weekend?) Delete. Not terrible, but I'm not fighting for it. MrN 09:43, Jul 28
Comments	nom. not totally sure about this one, but the talk page admits that the article is 'dead serious'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Belgrade

Keep
Delete	delete. much of this article is not in english, the rest is pretty much redlinks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:43, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Exterminate Poorly written and unfunny. --mrmonkey72 02:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Ain't getting better. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:51, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Badly written, not funny, badly formatted in places, and just no good. --UU - natter 09:33, Jul 28 Delete. "It Suxs balls" without the funny involved in actually sucking balls. MrN 09:39, Jul 28 Patent Nonsense.It might work on Illogicopedia. Simsilikesims 09:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Red war

Keep
Delete	Delete Poorly written history lesson. -RAHB 01:32, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Speaking of poorly written, you do know the first season of Freakazoid is coming out on DVD this Tuesday, right RAHB? Or have you already acquired it through other means? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:59, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 02:11, Jul 28 delete. that image smack in the middle of that paragraph might be the worst formatting i've ever seen. and i once pee reviewed this. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:26, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Exterminate It hurts my eyes to look at, and who cares? --mrmonkey72 02:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon

Keep
Delete	Delete Related to the article below. Similarly, created by an IP, not funny, and probably vanity. -RAHB 01:21, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:44, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete More odd than funny. Brings back bad memories too... MrN 02:09, Jul 28 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:24, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Exterminate Neither of these articles matter. --mrmonkey72 02:45, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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Roger Hinds

Keep
Delete	Delete I suspect this to be vanity. Either way, it's boring and not funny. I'm not going to bother to search for it. -RAHB 01:19, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:43, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete It's not vanity. I have actually used SSADM (regrettably). Tis pants though. MrN 02:05, Jul 28 pants as per MrN. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:24, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Exterminate Uninteresting and unfunny. --mrmonkey72 02:45, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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Callisto

Keep
Delete	Delete This stub is just taking up space and is a bad reflection on us. MrN 17:18, Jul 27 DLEET Per above Chocolate Rain 20:10, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Even though no one would ever find it anyway. --mrmonkey72 22:14, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:32, 27 July 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:53, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 00:54, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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Digital spy

Keep	Keep - It's a new article and as such needs time to see what it can become. Sonic states as fact that there is no hope for improvement, that is not fact, it's opinion and his wording is misleading. There are many articles on here that do not make me chuckle, should I mark all of them for deletion or recognise that others have a different sense of humour than I do? Brown trousers 15:52, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Keep - I believe Sonic has personal reasons (I believe he is a member of the site being parodied) for marking the article for deletion and as such do not believe there is any validity to his request for deletion. I am currently working on making improvements to the article, despite heavy vandilism which I hope will cease soon. Somebody posted a link to the original article on the website in question and there were several who thought it very funny, there will always be people who find something unfunny, but that is the beauty of humour, if we all liked the same things we'd be very boring. Eternal Life 16:03, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep He wants to work on it. Go ahead. Have a deadline though. Standard procedure. -RAHB 00:57, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - Unfunny vanity article with no hope for improvement. It's only the second article which didn't make me chuckle. The other article was one I started. Sonic 15:44, 27 July 2008 (UTC) D31337 - Per cunts Chocolate Rain 20:06, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Whatever. And Eternal Life? C'mon niggs, y u gots 2 bee liek dat? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:19, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Definitely vanity. Plus, I saw this little edit. I'm assuming bad faith. There's nothing funny about this, either way. And Brown Trousers, yes, please do that. That'll make my job of searching for crap on Uncyclopedia far easier. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:21, 27 July 2008 (UTC) strongest possible delete. author removing ICU tag? vanity? vandalism? drama on the VFD nom page? this is one of those articles that we need Zombiebaron to come across in a dark alley. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. After seeing that the ICU tag I suggested had been added and then promptly removed without change by the author, I've got to change my vote. Also, Mr. N damaged my self esteem and I'm susceptible to peer pressure. But it's mostly the first reason. --mrmonkey72 00:55, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Removing an ICU tag without change loses you about 500 points in the "keep" category, and and gains about 1000 inthe "delete" category. -RAHB 01:52, 28 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Per RAHB (but they gain a few points because the ICU tag was used improperly), and per the fact that the author hasn't worked on it since voting on this nom. I assure you that MrN9000's "Digital Pants" is far better than whatever was there before. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:28, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comments To the guys who want this kept... I suggest you add some more funny to it pronto. The other VFD voters will be along in a bit, and they tend to vote delete just for the hell of it. You want it kept, make it better fast. MrN 16:42, Jul 27 Comments It's not that important to me for it to be kept, I was just pointing out that little cunt Sonic's blatant bias. Twats like that take the fun out of the net. Eternal Life 17:48, 27 July 2008 (UTC) I suggest you go and sit in a calm dark room for a few hours. I can tell you that generating un-necessary drama over a page like this is more likely to get it deleted. We also, don't really care that much about this article, and the kind of behaviour you are displaying is likely to encourage voters to vote delete. Why not go and give sonic a nice big hug eh? I'm sure he would like it... Cunt. MrN 17:59, Jul 27 Comments I'm going to abstain from voting on this due to the report of vandalism on the page, but it is fairly random and not particularly worth keeping. If it stays kept, I recommend that it have an ICU or Rewrite stuck on it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mrmonkey72 (talk • contribs) Oww you coward Mrmonkey72! An abstain is about as useless as an solar powered torch, or an inflatable dartboard. You can always check the history for vandalism, and should always anyway really to be sure... I however will be abstaining from this vote. :-) I edited this a bit (mostly to remove some moderate cyber whatsit stuff), so I can't really get involved... Please vote chaps! MrN 23:06, Jul 27

Linguist

Keep
Delete	Delete Maybe I'm no cunning linguist, but? MrN 05:11, Jul 27 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:54, 27 July 2008 (UTC) I said, thankyaverymuuuch. Yeah, kill it. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 07:33, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 14:21, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:27, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I like how it tries to make randomness seem like intellectualism... --mrmonkey72 15:14, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Documenterrier

Keep
Delete	Delete There is a glimmer of an idea here, but na... MrN 05:11, Jul 27 Delete The idea is good... I'll try and do a rewrite from scratch. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:41, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:52, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Purebred Michael Moore. O_o -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 07:34, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 14:20, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:27, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Decent idea but there's just not enough to say about it. --mrmonkey72 15:15, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Zurich Institute for Greater Musical Fondling

Keep
Delete	Delete If it was about something real, I might forgive it, but it's just a made up random thing (I think) so it get's the VFD. Institute cruft? MrN 01:09, Jul 27 What? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:17, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Beethoven wouldn't be happy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:20, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 05:01, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 14:20, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:27, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Webcest

Keep
Delete	Delete I tried to fix it up, then realised I couldn't. MrN 00:53, Jul 27 Delete Too random. It could be an Undictionary if it was considerably shortened. --mrmonkey72 01:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC) "Also, Rebecca, let me know if you find my wallet on the overpass near your house. I think I lost it there." -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill This does it better. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:17, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 04:48, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 14:20, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:27, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Chao

Keep	Keep We should because they are cute creatures --MRKN 21:48, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Mmm-hmm. Those quotes are where I draw the line. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:24, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 21:45, Jul 26 Destroy Why are there so many Sonic articles in here today? --mrmonkey72 23:55, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Cause there is a lack of funny Sega fans that come on Uncyclopedia. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:59, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 04:27, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 14:19, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:28, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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What G.A.Y.?

Keep
Delete	Delete It's not often that I link to this... MrN 23:04, Jul 26 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:41, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Uncyclopedia should only have Uncyclopedia's in-jokes. --mrmonkey72 23:50, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill MrN, I link to that a lot. Fun, isn't it? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:14, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Hideous -RAHB 04:30, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yea This is a very fun link and so is this one ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:28, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Dance (Within Temptation EP)

Keep
Delete	Delete This actually is pants. No really. MrN 23:04, Jul 26 Breastless. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:31, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Enthralling. A must-read. --mrmonkey72 23:52, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill A must-kill. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:11, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Jane's Addiction

Keep
Delete	Delete Somthing or other cruft. MrN 23:04, Jul 26 Ugh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:26, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Random. Another helpless band article. They're just too hard to get right. --mrmonkey72 23:53, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Yeah, Mrmonkey's right. There aren't many funny band articles here. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:08, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Mephiles the Hedgehog

Keep
Delete	Who? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:24, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 21:46, Jul 26 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:48, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Boom --mrmonkey72 23:54, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete That guy's pretty cool lookin' though. -RAHB 00:54, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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UnNews:Sonic the Hedgehog Hanged

Keep
Delete	Well look at what we've got here. Stubby and ranty. Nobody cares? Perhaps...... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:24, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill It was relevant, but never funny. This is a humo(u)r wiki, not a "Hey, Sonic sucks! Lulz!" wiki. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:33, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Not much info --MRKN 21:52, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Sonic Is Teh Suxzorz! LOL, funny. --mrmonkey72 23:56, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 00:11, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Sonic the hedgehog (2006 game)

Keep
Delete	Delete. Three edits since it's creation, not funny, and who the hell is Alix Henriol? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:25, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 20:51, Jul 26 Kerkill Alix Henriol is an admin at the Sonic Passion message boards, so this is also vanity. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:20, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Sigh Vanity, Sonic, Random. --mrmonkey72 23:57, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 00:49, 27 July 2008 (UTC) We don't give a shit about your forum moderators--Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Vanilla the Rabbit

Keep	Keep We should leave it up, because we should. --MRKN 21:46, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I think the first two lines sum it all up pretty well.... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:19, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I could not find any real attempt at funny with the exception of the bizarreness of the thing, which is a shame as the author has obviously put a lot of effort into working on something which is not really suitable for Uncyclopedia. Sorry man. MrN 17:26, Jul 26 Kerkill Sorry Mr. T, no fool will fix it up. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:50, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Not necessary. --mrmonkey72 23:59, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 01:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment: "We should leave it up, because we should." That's the best reasoning that I've ever heard, EVER. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:44, 26 July 2008 (UTC) RELAX Gentlemen... Let's just vote on these without too much banter can we? We are talking about deleting an article which someone has put a fair amount of effort into... MrN 21:51, Jul 26 Comment: Too bad there's no Sonic wiki, it's obviously a popular topic for crappy articles...

Blaze the Cat

Keep
Delete	Delete Another Sonic article, except I have no idea who this is. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:19, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I could not find any real attempt at funny with the exception of the bizarreness of the thing, which is a shame as the author has obviously put a lot of effort into working on something which is not really suitable for Uncyclopedia. Sorry man. MrN 17:27, Jul 26 Kerkill Where, oh where, are the funny Sega fans at? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:49, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete More Sonic material. Just doesn't belong. --mrmonkey72 00:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Vector the Crocodile

Keep
Delete	More Sonic crap. And I quote, "Vector gets his balls kicked". -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:19, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I could not find any real attempt at funny with the exception of the bizarreness of the thing, which is a shame as the author has obviously put a lot of effort into working on something which is not really suitable for Uncyclopedia. Sorry man. MrN 17:28, Jul 26 Kerkill Like I said before, we have no good Sonic articles... I've read them all. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:40, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. These are all very similar in content. --mrmonkey72 00:01, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 00:46, 27 July 2008 (UTC) delete Vector should have his balls (and the rest of him) deleted --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:18, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Down by the bay

Keep
Delete	Delete Maybe it could be renamed or moved to UnPoetia, but I don't think it's worth it. MrN 17:18, Jul 26 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:26, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. This looks like it might be an inside joke/campfire song... but it doesn't belong here. --mrmonkey72 00:02, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Yes, it is a fairly popular children's song, hence it sucks. This article also sucks. -RAHB 00:43, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Speaking of sucking, Freakazoid is coming to DVD Tuesday. Thought you'd be interested, RAHB. If you haven't downloaded it yet... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:05, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Universe in Your Head

Keep
Delete	Delete. No funny. No love. Nobody Cares. YouFang 23:04, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill It's a good concept, but it's not funny. Oh well... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:47, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 09:18, Jul 26 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:58, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:18, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Export to Illogicopedia. -RAHB 23:18, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Enterprise Classifications

Keep	Keep I had to decide today if I installed Enterprise or Standard actually... It's worth hanging onto I think... MrN 15:55, Jul 25 Keep. Developer-cruft is my favorite kind of cruft. Developers, developers, developers, developers. Developers, developers, developers, developers. Developers, developers, developers, developers. pillow talk 17:36, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Not that bad Not as bad as other crap that has been put on here. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:50, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	delete. boring developer-cruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:11, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill This really fucking sucks. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:35, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Six Sigma. Hnng. --UU - natter 15:37, Jul 25 Boring as hell. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:52, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Meh The good lines have all been used before. Effectively making them not very good lines. -RAHB 23:16, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:59, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Two Words: Nobody Cares. --mrmonkey72 01:02, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Prose

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Delete	Delete No attempt at funny found in this Prose. MrN 13:31, Jul 26 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:57, 26 July 2008 (UTC) "Prose Before Hoes". o lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:27, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:30, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I disagree; there is an attempt at funny. But it missed. Quite a bit. --mrmonkey72 00:05, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 00:42, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Worcestershire

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Delete	Delete Not saucy enough saucy enough. MrN 12:30, Jul 26 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:00, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:05, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:35, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete: Uninteresting. --mrmonkey72 00:09, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 00:33, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Slaughterhouse-5

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Delete	Delete Apparently "This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject" Um? ... You might think that, I could not possibly comment. (Only UU will get that, maybe) MrN 13:31, Jul 26 Delete It gives me great pleasure to vote to delete on this occasion. YouFang 16:35, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:57, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:25, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill My friend told me he really liked this book. If it's written this way, my friend clearly has a bad choice in literature. Which confuses me because he likes J.D. Salinger... Salinger is great. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:47, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete This looks like sandbox material... --mrmonkey72 00:03, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Just in case anybody is wondering, it's not really written in the style of the book. Just because one writes "so it goes" a bunch of times does not mean any parody is occurring. YouFang 16:35, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Unavoidable circumstances

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Delete	Delete Whatever this guy is smoking, I would like some. MrN 13:31, Jul 26 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:57, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:46, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Short and unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:44, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Bleh. --mrmonkey72 00:06, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 00:09, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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King eagle

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Delete	Delete I'm not sure what is going on here, but I don't think it's good. MrN 12:30, Jul 26 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:57, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:56, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:43, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 00:05, 27 July 2008 (UTC) Delete: Whoa, he used the word 'breast' instead of 'beast'! That's comedy gold! --mrmonkey72 00:08, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Temperance movement

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Delete	Delete Codeine but an expand tag on it, Flyingfeline/Braydie swapped it to an Idea tag. That was almost 2 years ago. Let's see how it does on VFD these days... MrN 12:30, Jul 26 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:58, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:09, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:22, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 23:44, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete --mrmonkey72 00:10, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Jimmyeiatizm

Keep	While I agree that it's senseless vanity and an extremely bad page, it's still in the ICU. I think all we can do is wait until next Friday, when it will be deleted. pillow talk 20:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Just senseless vanity, clearly a stupid inside joke. Was in ICU but obviously has no potential.--mrmonkey72 20:43, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Shouldn't have been ICUed. Had I seen it, I'd of QVFDed. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:43, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I don't see any reason to stick by the rulebooks in the case. This article is irredeemable, and by debating about it and swapping templates on it we're only extending its life. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:20, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete It has had 7 days from the ICU with no improvement at all. MrN 09:14, Jul 26 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:59, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Total shite Won't improve --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:48, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Should be deleted + ICU = Abstain -RAHB 22:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Category:New

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Delete	(Pooped by The Woodburninator) Pointless category. The main reason I'm pooping this is cos I'm trying to annoy Cajek and I know Dexter loves voting on Categories... MrN 16:36, Jul 25 Delete. Annoying Cajek is a worthy goal. pillow talk 17:33, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Even if this was being used properly, I could just say *coughTemplate:Recent​cough*. As it isn't, all the more reason to delete (and ramble!) ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [25/07 17:36] Per Heeren. -RAHB 22:21, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Knuckles the Echidna

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Delete	Just another total crap Sonic article. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:24, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.: There's nothing good in here, at all. --mrmonkey72 23:53, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill There aren't any good Sonic articles. Where my Sega fanboys at? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:51, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Nothing good... MrN 09:11, Jul 26 Delete Is that all of them now? -RAHB 11:48, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:59, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
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Rouge the Bat

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Delete	No fucking explanation needed. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:10, 25 July 2008 (UTC) O_o um... I can't say I haven't been around the internet long enough to come upon the kind of images on this page before, and I can't say they particularly disturb me. But seriously, Uncyclopedia is not a furry porn repository. Take that shit to whatever fetish wiki you wish, but not here. -RAHB 22:54, 25 July 2008 (UTC) What the fuck? There are more of them?? pillow talk 23:01, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. No explanation needed. --mrmonkey72 23:55, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Sonic/Furrycruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:46, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 09:17, Jul 26
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Category:People who are not Adolf Hitler

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Delete	Dlt The main reason I'm VFDing this is to annoy Dexter, plus Cajek said he'd give me candy. I like candy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:39, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I spent several intense seconds trying to think of something funny that could go in that category. There is nothing. pillow talk 17:46, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Adolf Hitler and two other users are not Adolf Hitler. Hilarious. --mrmonkey72 20:45, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Hitler lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:18, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 22:26, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 09:15, Jul 26
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