User:Thedave/Darvill hunting

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darvill hunting[edit | edit source]

darvill hunting is a sport common to tingley wakefield this is where

you chase your darvill and

a darvill hunt in progress

beat him vigorusly anyway you like :D here is a guide how to start darvill hunting and make it a common sport














whats not a darvill[edit | edit source]

this is not a darvill too fat cant chase him u bints!

not a darvills

not this either he is too busy with the dog if u no what i mean

not a darvills

not this either he scary :S

not a darvills

not a darvill he is armed

not a darvills


these are not a darvills



























current darvill hunting champ[edit | edit source]

here is the one and only champ of darvill hunting the king of pity the queen of fools its MRT!!mrt the current darvill hunting champ of the world








what is a perfect darvill[edit | edit source]

well the perfect darvill is a wimp who is a bit moody or alot whatever you want but this is our darvill

yes he is a chavy little tart but he has all the makings of a perfect darvill

here are some others what fit the application

wow the one in red is our darvill but the other is his "friend" if u no what i mean
here cartman showin an example of a darvill
2 darvills on bikes





























points[edit | edit source]

now the points a hit below head=1 point

                            a hit on head=2 points
                            a kick = 1 points
                            a kick or hit in nuts = 3 points
                            a kick in head = 5 points
                            a takedown = 5 points
           a takedown is were you ruby tackel your darvill to the ground

dont foget have fun[edit | edit source]

yeah dont foget to have fun and feed your darvill regually and try beat mrts score of 2147294829364927328 points at darvill hunting