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And have a point keepin' userbox as well. 08:12, 06 June 2007

Siggy

Methinks you need to tighten a problem in your signature. Go here and look at your comments, then look at the date stamp. I'm gonna have a look at your code and see if I can fix it, but if you know what the problem is (and I suspect it's the Grue image, but I can't be sure until I've experimented a bit), then you should fix it yourself. --Andorin Kato 23:56, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Never mind- I managed to fix it for you. Everything should be normal now. --Andorin Kato 00:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, wot.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:10, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 17:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:53, 10 July 2007

Gray zie (Italian, for you unintelligent folk)

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:07, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

{{MTUsign}}

• I noticed that you placed a {{MTUsign}} tag on this page yesterday. I'm not sure if you know this, but both Undictionary and MTU are no longer used. It would be prefered if you stuck to using {{ICU}}. Thanks, -- The Zombiebaron 15:16, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

No I didn't know that. I just thought that the page was semi interesting but had little potential for expansion. I saw the tag suggested for use on QFVD so I guess that should be taken down to avoid any further confusion. --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 16:18, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Grue Army Promotions

Hello. I see that you are doing a Great Job as a PSO, raising the plusses. But, you see the Rank benchmarks above the names? Well, if they get that many plusses, you promote them. You promote them on the forum memberlist. you just change thier current Rank to their New Rank. Also, on my user page, click edit at the level two header, and copy paste their name's current rank place, remove them from their old rank section, and place 'em in the new rank header. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:09, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Sure thing. I'll start doing that.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 23:51, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Slithy Tove 05:39, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

DUDE, MAN!

Thanks a lot for your vote in Writer of the Month. I'm really glad to see that my work is reaching the funnybones of many people. It makes me enjoy doing it even more. So, with that, thank you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:07, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Aaaaaa! Thanks!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...

Thanks

Thanks for the welcomem, Mr. Dudeman! Jakebastille 03:41, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:31, Aug 19, 2007

Thanks

	WARNING!
	Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
	To correct this problem, you must either: 1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or 2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger. Select an option _

SRXT. 07.00pm

Thanks from me too

For the welcome message; I uploaded an image in error at

Image:547px-Mapav3.jpg

it could do with deletion.

Paco etin 23:48, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:58, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanx

I'd love for you to adopt me! Thanks for the offer! Is there anyting I have to do?

Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to meat meet you.

-RAHB 03:31, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Heck Yes

Enjoy your rifle. You spent 10 Credits.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:55, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Yes, thanks for the welcome message on my talkpage. I'm a sickeneningly experienced Wikipedian on the English Wikipedia under the same username, and I thought I'd spread my wings and give this a go. Cheers buddy! Lradrama 14:39, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Vandals

Try not to welcome them :) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:01, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Yea I was thinking about it. I saw MadMax using {{Oh Dear}} and might start using that.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:08, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Locked Article

• I want to put a "see also" link on Vandalism, but it is locked. OH NOES! --Fungusdude 02:05, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Yea, that's to prevent vandalism to the page. As it seems from the looks of your userpage, you seem to be a Wikipedia Vandal. while this was going to put this on your User talk page, my auto welcome script beat me to a save and you left a message here anyways. generaly, we dont like Wikipedia vandals, almost as much as we dont like Blankers or spammers here. While I havent seen you do anything horibly wrong yet, I'm keeping my eye on you.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 02:10, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

I know a lot about this wiki-code type stuff. I'm usually not a vandal. But, one day I had this sweet idea with my friends. I just want to get the word out about this "legacy". It may become something. And since Wikipedia has fast-reacting sysops and admins I don't think it won't hurt much. I want this to be something. :'( --Fungusdude 02:14, 10 September 2007 (UTC) I understand why you don't trust me, but it's okay. I won't hurt this kick-ass site at all.

Ok... If its something with friends that wont really be liked much by many other users, make it as sub page in your userspace. It will still be editable, and basicly not deleted if one of the admins doesnt like it or thinks its Vanity.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 02:26, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

That's what I had in mind. Thanks DUDE. :D --Fungusdude 02:34, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

VFS

Thanks, dude... man! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:51, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Hello can you check my edits do you think they are spam??MegaGayman 17:09, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I checked, and a I only see one edit other than this page. Because of th inevitable stupidy of my school's firewall, the page you edited is blocked for games. Why do you ask though, were you placed on Ban Patrol or reverted or something?--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 17:18, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

What is ban partol??MegaGayman 18:03, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Thankies McThanksALot

	The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
	Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:20, Sep 27

An Ignorable Thank You

Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!

You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!

May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!

Thanks for the vote.

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Thanks for voting for Right arrow to be featured. You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 21:27, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Fellatio

I'm such a cheap whore.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   01:24, 9 October 2007 (UTC)  

Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. TDM, you've always seemed to be my groupie of some sorts; the good kind, like a Fembot in a wet T-shirt contest, or something. You've voted on most of my VFH nominations, my VFS nominations, and most recently, my UotM nomination (which I actually won! Hooray!), and for all of those I thank you utmostly. You've always been my bestower of plusses <3 -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:35, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee!

User:THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for clearing out the red links on my semi-rewrite of Masturbation. --THE 13:51, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

SURPRISE

FELLATIO! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

CAN YOU BLOK

Can u block that damn IP, that is all they do, and it is stupid and un-funny. F9T 21:08, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

As much as I'd love to do that. I'm not an admin. At least not yet. But in the mean time, I'll get one of the real admins to do it.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 21:10, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Cheers. F9T 21:11, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Serious

Half of those are actually about me - Charlie Bowling, can you get a sysop to remove those and semi protect the page, please! F9T 21:29, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Page Semi-Protected. Any other problems you might want to take up with either Mhaille or Tom because they seem to be the admins on at the moment.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 21:39, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey

You put that ICU template or whatever on the Psychadelic Art page, would you mind removing it now? I put some more work into it, and I showed it to some friends, they think it's funny. Plz consider it. If not, please tell me what I can do to get the template off of it.

UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny October 3 18:46 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

~ 16:31, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:52, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays or some such -RAHB 03:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

STUFFTHISDOWNYOURSTOCKING!!!!!!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

Errr....

What happened to you? That's the sloppiest VFD nom I saw in ages...? ~ Mordillo where is my WIENER? 10:26, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

I guess in the last week or so that I've been semi-inactive, they messed with the VFD nom process to the point that i dont understand it. I went to go add the prity table that im use to and it gives me "insert reason for delition and your sig here. i didnt understand how to nom, i gave the infobos what it wanted and failed prity miserably. Kind of ironic isn't it. :/--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:21, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

I tell you what - you probably put Mitch's VFD autoscript. It's not working properly, I had the same thing happening to me. Remove it from your JS file and it'll solve it. ~ Mordillo where is my WIENER? 15:31, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

I guess that would do it. Its gone and VFD works just fine. Thanks Mordillo.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:34, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

No worries. Merry Xmas! ~ Mordillo where is my WIENER? 08:57, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Enjoy!

You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM. Extreme caution should be used when drinking or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from children under six.

As per thanks,--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:00, 27 December 2007 (UTC)